My Demon Husband Is a Snake
Chapter 628: Nothing Gnaws
CHAPTER 628: CHAPTER 628: NOTHING GNAWS
"Yes, Grandpa," I replied, my spirits lifted.
Grandpa said affectionately, "If there’s nothing else, I’ll hang up now?"
"Okay," I continued excitedly.
I had thought that the Rat Immortal Robe was too extraordinary and would bring many inconveniences.
But Grandpa agreed without hesitation, finally resolving a big concern in my heart.
Though I played a trick when I made the oath,
I had still sworn it, and sooner or later I’d have to honor my promise.
After setting down Zhang Zidao’s second-hand ancient phone, I looked up and was startled by a wrinkled old face, "Ah, Zhang... Senior Zhang."
"What Senior Zhang? Call me ’Master’ so I can have the pleasure of hearing it," Zhang Zidao said with anticipation all over his face.
After refusing so many times, now I had to put on a bold face and call him "Master."
But I was too thin-skinned; I simply couldn’t say it, "..."
Yu Longting put down his wine glass, "It’s not proper to call someone ’Master’ before the ceremony of becoming a disciple."
"Right, right, right, the disciple is making sense," Zhang Zidao agreed, realizing he had a point and getting excitedly anxious, "I’m only taking one disciple in my lifetime, so I must take it seriously. The ceremony requires fasting, bathing, burning incense..."
In the end, when everyone was sleepy and went upstairs to sleep,
he was still sitting there pondering the matter alone.
Moonlight seeped through the thin curtains into the clean and simple dormitory room.
When the fireworks burst forth, their colorful lights flickered ceaselessly.
"Slept so well, but I’m a bit hungry." As Yu Longting’s fingertips undid the second clasp of my cheongsam, a chubby blue head popped out of my sleeve, "Woman... the beef you promised me..."
Little Fatty was, for the first time, face to face with Yu Longting.
Just as the situation became somewhat awkward, the Ice Silkworm Gu, with its high emotional intelligence, let out a yawn, "Seems like I’ve appeared at a bad time, got it! Tactical retreat!"
It wriggled and hopped out from the sleeve, making a little hole in the wooden door to escape through.
"Wanwan... just how many strange things are you raising?" Yu Longting’s voice came through, barely containing his exasperation as he agitatedly shook my shoulders, "We might as well... open a zoo."
That’s an official roast if I’ve ever heard one!
So the zoo would... not include you and Yu Rongling...
Although that’s what I thought, I didn’t dare to ask even if I was given the courage.
If I angered him, I wouldn’t be able to get out of bed for three days.
"Wait a second, I need to put away the matchbox with Xiao Honghong in it." To be on the safe side, I put the matchbox into the drawer and locked it with a key, "Now there’s no chance of..." No, no!!
I turned around and my face collided straight into a tight wall of muscle.
Yu Longting’s slender fingers lifted my chin, his phoenix eyes taking on a layer of enticingly dangerous mist, "No matter, the time we’ve wasted isn’t irrecoverable, tomorrow... we simply won’t get out of bed... Wanwan, it’s been a long time since I’ve..."
"Wait, there seems to be some noise outside." I perked up my ears to listen closely, it sounded like a bottle of alcohol being knocked over.
Restlessness took over the depth of Yu Longting’s dark pupils as he said, "Ignore the rest, I like it when you take the initiative, kiss me."
"Oh." I offered my lips, pressing them onto Yu Longting’s perfect, petal-like lips, and slowly closed my eyes.
Then an intrigued voice piped up, "Oh, there’s a Drunken Ginseng here, just right for a snack."
"Er, sorry about that, Yu Longting, Shenshen seems to be in danger," I interrupted upon hearing the voice of the Ice Silkworm Gu, compelled to explain, "You don’t understand the language of the gu, you don’t know, the Ice Silkworm will chew on Shenshen when it’s hungry."