My Endless Loincloth Resurrection
Chapter 70: Swiping
Few days passed, and the two weeks threshold that Mojomojo said to Dexter was almost coming to an end.
Dexter also spread the word that a man having a billion coins' worth was stuck inside a dungeon in the Bearswood Forest. This made all guilds, large or small, join the search for the dungeon.
Now, the chaos happening in the zone was much more chaotic compared to what happened near the Crimson Tree Zone, because the location was only in the Warring Kingdom.
This also gave a chance to other players, individual or in party, to try their luck to search for the man named Kaene.
Even the Ninjas and Blackreach Throne Faction didn't expect that the news of someone having a treasure inside a dungeon would spread like wildfire. Though they tried to hide the location of the specific dungeon, their blocking, while also having their own fight, made all present realize that the dungeon they were protecting was the dungeon where the one having a billion coins was hiding.
"Whoever the fuck spread the word of this loot will be damned by us," said FrozenDonkey sitting atop a towering tree.
"Boss, the Guild Leader is asking for you to not block the guild chat..."
"Tell him to fuck off. Does he know how important this billion we're hunting is? Tell me... where can you find a billion coins in the Uncharted Zone? Even taking someone's territory or capturing a castle won't give you coins like this."
FrozenDonkey stared down below, where the Blackreach Throne Faction was defending the cave mouth, legs fidgeting nonstop.
Though the Blackreach Throne Faction had the upper hand, having captured the dungeon, they still hadn't gotten the coins from Mojomojo, who skipped three floors of the dungeon and decided to rest inside.
"My food stock is almost finished... When the heck will that guild leader message me to come out... I don't even know the situation outside."
Meanwhile,
Dexter, along with Stella and the Numbers, were relaxing in the Sand Worm Oasis despite the ongoing conflict in the Warring Kingdom.
Stella, along with the female members of the Numbers, were now enjoying the white sand beach, wearing only their bikinis, while Dexter and the male members were having their drinks in the Black Inn.
"Nothing beats a Jet2Hol-, I mean... this relaxation after selling all that stuff..."
Dexter sold all the looted items from their ganking session, except the Merchant Mammoth that he left in their Guild Island freely roaming like a zoo animal, and the Ice Crystal, which he planned to sell in the Black Inn.
He put another million coins on the table for the male Numbers to enjoy their day, while he went to the counter.
After making the secret sign, Dexter was asked to proceed to the manager's room. As usual, it caused commotion, especially for the newcomers who heard the urban myth regarding the forbidden room.
Upon sitting, Dexter was met with the same woman. She was wearing a Red cloak and was smoking with her lady's pipe.
'Whoa... she got promoted, I think...'
BigBlackCat dragged and released a stream of smoke, filling the room with it.
Though BigBlackCat's face was covered with a veil, she still recognized Dexter, even though he was wearing a cloak, an Uninspectable Cloak at that.
'So he's alive... Mia didn't lie to me...'
Smiling, BigBlackCat rested her legs to another.
"So, what transaction you want, Mr. Costumer?"
Dexter checked his surroundings before leaning on the table and smirked.
"I'm here to trade..."
Then he got the Tier X Masterpiece Ice Crystal beneath his black cloak and placed it on the table.
BigBlackCat inspected it and frowned after.
"Why here? I think the Market place will buy it for a good sum of money... this is not a place where you can just trade random items just because you want to."
Dexter laughed, removing the tears under his eyes.
"You see the crafter? that deleted name... that's Gridlock... I'm sure, The Forgotten will want it... hmmm let's say three billion coins for this Ice Crystal... I'm sure if you sell it to The Forgotten it will fetch a high price, maybe you can triple it."
BigBlackCat slumped down from her chair. Moving her head from the side, she whispered.
"What do you think?"
Then a woman slowly materialized out of nowhere, wearing a black leather armor and a cloak. A pair of daggers was hanging from her waist.
"Why the hell you're asking me..." Mia grumbled.
BigBlackCat smiled and looked at Dexter once more, tapping her fingers on the wooden table.
Sighing, she said.
"Hmm okay... Tell me, Mr. DND, or FlyHighLikeAButterfly... how many coins do you think we will get if we sell information relating to you... I'm sure, you having Gridlock masterpiece, and you having crucial information about him, especially his location, will make you become the target of The Forgotten..."
Dexter smiled, looked at the two women, unafraid.
"What should I expect from an AI having a Judas program..." he whispered.
Yet it didn't escape Mia's ear.
It made her step back unconsciously and pointed to Dexter.
"Y-you... are you from Earth?"
Dexter stood and got the Ice Crystal from the table.
"Naaa... what is Earth? I'm from Nahmic, you Idiot..."
With that, Dexter tried to leave the room but was stopped by Mia standing in front of him.
"No... that world Nahmic is from a manga, and you saying Judas means you're from Earth... am I right?"
Dexter scratched his head, unsure what to do.
'Should I kill these two? but they're women... and also beautiful and hot at that... it'll be ungentlemanly... they don't deserve it... God, these AI's having another patch... Earth is included now in this world.'
Sighing...
"Okay... Let's say I'm from Earth... and what is it for the both of you?"
Mia and BigBlackCat stared at each other before nodding.
"We need you to fight for us..." said Mia, eyes sharp.
"Against?"
"Against otherworlders, and conquer this world..."
Though Dexter tried to suppress his laughter, it still came out.
"Pfft... ohh fuck... AI's upgrading so fast, I didn't know it'll also adopt the political war in the real game. It even includes different worlds..."
Calming himself, Dexter added.
"You know... I'm a busy man... and I don't fucking care what happens in this world... well since you already know me, I think you already know that I'm the new leader of Demon God's Alliance... do you think I will be convinced with just your beauty?"
"'We need you to fight for us...' bleh! fuck you..."
Swiping Mia aside, Dexter walked out from the backside of the Black Inn.