My Girlfriend is a Wicked Girl
Chapter 392
Xueli''s dinner was very slow. Even if she liked the food made by xiuci Beiyuan, she still ate very slowly. She only ate the amount of two people in 15 minutes. It''s good to put the eating speed on others, but on her, it''s a typical loss of appetite. She''s obviously worried.
In fact, Beiyuan xiuci knows how to deal with it. Xueli thinks she has made a mistake and should be punished. At this time, she gives her two feet on her ass and pulls her ears long, or asks her to hold her hands high and kneel for an hour. Anyway, it''s the same as Dongmei''s little carrot head used to clean her up, and then she feels comfortable.
Xueli''s mind is actually very childish, and the child''s mind is usually very simple. If she makes mistakes and recognizes punishment, she feels offset after being punished, and then it means that there is no nonsense, and guilt is out of the question. On the other hand, it doesn''t prevent her from making the same mistakes again - children are the same, so it''s often said that corporal punishment is useless.
Children''s thinking logic is very different from adults!
It''s a little hard to understand, but in fact, it should be regarded as something in the application field of children''s psychology. However, xiuci Beiyuan thinks that it''s OK to deal with emergencies at present. It can be regarded as helping Xueli adjust her psychological state. So she looks at Xueli''s fat ass several times and hesitates whether to give her a kick, but there is another problem... He can''t be cruel.
Not everyone is Dongmei. That damn carrot head is really cruel! It is said that if you beat your sisters all over the ground, you can really beat your sister all over the ground. Beiyuan xiuci is obviously not that material.
If the enemy is OK, he is fierce, thoughtful and has no sequelae. It''s really no problem to cut off his head with a knife, but he feels very uncomfortable when he scolds her in the snow and hits her twice.
This is also a little difficult to understand. It is probably related to his childhood fantasy of lack of love - he dreamed of having a warm family, so if he wanted to use violence against his family, he felt that he had destroyed the perfect family in his fantasy, which was very antagonistic.
This can only say that human nature is always a mystery.
"What are you looking at?" of course, Suzuki Naixi rubbed the Beiyuan brand stove with the snow. She has always been shameless and adapted to enjoying privileges. She didn''t mean to "share hardships" with the team members - "Tonggan" can''t do. Sweetness, she wants to take the big head and give the rest to her men.
The three of them sat in a row for dinner, mainly for the convenience of taking care of Xueli. Naturally, Suzuki noticed that xiuci Beiyuan was always squinting behind her in the snow - seven times in 15 minutes. She couldn''t find it again. Even if she was blind, she couldn''t help asking.
Beiyuan xiuci was distracted and was slow to react: "HMM... what did you say?"
He is still engaged in a fierce ideological struggle, and playing in the snow is a challenge for him - he will have a child in the future. He is definitely a five good father. He will definitely give priority to reasoning, and he will not hit his child no matter how angry he is.
Children can''t beat, and it''s even more impossible to beat their wives. It''s impossible to beat your wife, but it''s even more difficult to beat your girlfriend.
He didn''t hear what Suzuki Naixi was saying, and Suzuki Naixi looked at him with a smile: "nothing, the food tastes good."
Are you looking at your ass? The boy really likes big ass girls. For example, short white gourd has no advantages. It looks short and small, but with that small waist, his ass is particularly big and beautiful. As a result, he entered the list of girlfriends.
The figure in the snow is an enlarged version of Dongmei, and his ass is also very fat, so he can''t help looking at it?
It should be like this!
Although Xia Zhi and Xia Sha have not started to develop, they are also in good shape and have great potential. In the future, they should look like in the snow, so this boy usually has a good attitude towards them and often agrees to their unreasonable demands.
Sure enough, is the ass the most important? Is there any counter evidence? By the way, spring food is a washboard. I feel that this boy usually treats her in general. The two sides talk at least, which should be regarded as counter evidence!
For a moment, Suzuki Naixi fell into the conjecture of "butt theorem", and the more he thought about it, the more likely he felt it - don''t ignore the details, sometimes the details determine the success or failure!
"Thank you, just to your taste." xiuci Beiyuan doesn''t care about praise. She listens to it every day when she opens the store. It''s not fresh, and she doesn''t dislike Suzuki Naixi''s meal. The point leaked from the corners of her mouth in the snow is enough to feed her. The sick cat can eat two or two meters at most.
After Suzuki Naixi looked at him, he couldn''t help looking at his ass in the snow. He also touched it with his hand. He felt soft and elastic.
Is this mother Fukuzawa''s inheritance? I feel that in addition to spring food, the bodies of the other four sisters are very similar, that is, the difference between large and small, so they are given special treatment?
As long as you have such an ass, it is estimated that the winning rate can be increased by 50%?
Suzuki Naixi touched and pinched his eyes. He felt that he had found the ultimate truth, but in some confusion in the snow, he raised his head and asked, "Naixi, what are you doing?"
What do you want to do when you touch my ass at dinner? Dinner?
"In the snow, your ass is so big!" Suzuki Naixi is still pinching, upright and indifferent - Girls pinching girls is not a hooligan. Beiyuan boy can''t fart when he looks at himself. It''s all right!
Snow nodded silently: "I know, I''m a bee, big chest, thin waist and fat ass. my sister always blames me for my color q!" then she bowed her head and began to eat, "but I think it''s a good thing, big chest milk is enough, big ass can have sons, and I''ll have ten in the future!"
Beiyuan xiuci eats silently. This belongs to the private talk between girls'' girlfriends. It''s better for him to pretend he didn''t hear it, but ten? In the future, there will be a total of 11 buckets for one big and ten small... It''s better to start a business early. The family burden is very heavy!
Suzuki Naixi also took back his hand and compared his own with the feeling of his hand. He was shocked - no comparison. I don''t know. This comparison... I don''t have it?
No wonder the boy never looks at me. No wonder he doesn''t like me at all!
Is that why?!
The more she thought, the more frightened she was. Did she lose at the starting line? She touched her "pelvis" again and couldn''t help asking for confirmation from Beiyuan xiuci: "master Beiyuan, what do you think of the figure in the snow?"
Kithara xiuci glanced at her and told her the truth: "very good, full of vitality."
In the snow, the body should be big and the body should be thin. The devil''s body means that she is impeccable. Recently, her ass has really gained a lot of weight.
"What about me?" this sentence was the point. Suzuki Naixi looked forward to it.
Beiyuan xiuci didn''t even look at her this time. He casually said, "don''t worry about something you don''t have. Your advantages are not in that respect."
Although Suzuki Naixi often boasts that she is a supermodel figure, she is actually a matchstick. There is no concept of figure at all.
He thought he said it very tactfully, and there was either there or not. Everyone was so familiar that it was meaningless to be polite to each other, but Suzuki Naixi felt that his hair was going to stand up. After holding it for half a day, he pushed the bowl and said, "I won''t eat!"
What an insult!
The snow looked at her bowl, her thin arms and legs, shook her head and said, "Naxi, you can''t do this. You can only be strong if you eat more... It''s bad to waste food. You''ll be killed by lightning. I''ll eat it for you!"
She often slept with Suzuki Naixi. She drank a bottle of water together during training. She didn''t think she was dirty. She picked up the small bowl of rice and poured it into her mouth. Then she drank Suzuki Naixi''s soup and sighed, "I have no appetite today. I can''t swallow the rice. If it sticks in my neck, I won''t eat it."
Suzuki Naixi was stunned. I haven''t finished yet. The blind man apologized to me and coaxed me. I still want to continue to eat!
Kithara xiuci glanced at the dinner plate in the snow and found that there was no grain of rice left, which seemed to be a good thing, but his expression in the snow was still depressed. He obviously lost the joy of eating in the past and seemed to be still in guilt.
However, he has explained all the principles that should be told to the snow. Now it''s meaningless to repeat them again - he can''t beat the snow directly, but can only put the snow back to his room.
In fact, in addition to not having the heart to fight, he also has a worry.
After all, he is not Dongmei. Dongmei''s elder sister is like her mother. If she hits Xueli, Xueli has no desire to resist, but he only has the name of a boyfriend. If she scolds and hits twice, what if Xueli hits back?
Although according to Xueli''s character, it is 99.99% possible that he will not fight back and will only hold his head and beg for mercy, he can''t afford the 0.01% possibility - he is not sure about holding down Xueli now.
Xueli went back to his room to have a rest. He piled up the dishes, chopsticks and plates. When he was leaving, he looked at Suzuki Naixi with his head down and suffocated. He asked strangely, "don''t you go? What''s the expression? You''re not feeling well?" the goods stood in the sun for three hours today. Is it a slight heatstroke? I didn''t eat much just now. Was it nausea?
Suzuki Naixi glanced at him, got up and left. "I''m not feeling well, my ass hurts!"
Beiyuan xiuci wanted to help her look at her physical condition, but she walked steadily. She glanced at her little skirt and couldn''t find where her ass was. She thought it might be a duck sitting for a long time. Her ass didn''t hurt her bones. It shouldn''t be a big deal, so let her go.
He went back to his room, replied to Yangzi''s email, thanked her for her refueling, and replied to Dongmei''s email, indicating that everything was all right here. Then he massaged his right arm, painted some ointment for promoting blood circulation and removing blood stasis, and enhanced the running speed of Qi and blood. Now he is actually very strong, but as long as he is a human body, there are relatively fragile parts, and he is no exception, This continuous high-intensity and high-load pitching has brought a great burden to his joints.
And now there is no such cheap thing as regional competitions, which can last for a week. The schedule of the main race is still very close. In the first round, he can rest for four days, in the second round, he can only rest for two days, in the third round, he can only rest for one day, and in the fourth round, he can rest for one day, and then compete one day to win the final victory - without being eliminated, and this is the modified competition system. In the past, it was like the top eight, four games were played in one day, Finally, it was because of the abolition of several pitchers that it was changed to the top eight and played in two days.
I''m afraid I can''t stick to such a tight schedule without good maintenance.
After applying the ointment, he turned over the reference books for more than an hour, turned over the miscellaneous books, changed his mind, and read more than a dozen pages of reference books - closed management during the competition. Everyone was locked in this small hotel, one room for each person. He didn''t want to go to the hall to chat with others, so he had to read books here to kill time.
He took study as entertainment. At more than 10 p.m., he sent an email to Xueli, then turned over the book and waited for a while. He picked up his mobile phone and looked at it. He found that Xueli didn''t return.
He is not surprised that the mobile phone in the snow is half a decoration. She only uses it when she needs to find someone. She usually leaves it aside.
After all, he was a little worried. He wanted to see if he was happy again in the snow. After thinking about it, he went to the kitchen and planned to make some more supper in the snow. But he opened the door of the refrigerator and recalled the fat ass in the snow - compared with a year and a half ago, it was a little fat in the snow. Although now the fat seems to be concentrating on the rabbit and ass, this is a sign!
It''s impossible that rabbits and buttocks are infinitely large. What Dongmei said is still reasonable. Xueli really should go on a diet, otherwise there will be no problem in developing into a fat man of 300 kg in the future.
Well, if you want to make Xueli happy, you can''t eat too much. It seems like there''s no solution, but it''s also difficult for Beiyuan xiuci, a top chef.
He took an egg out of the refrigerator, put it in his hand once, put the yolk in the middle by feeling, then quickly frozen it for five minutes, and then carefully peeled off the eggshell. The basically frozen raw egg appeared in front of him - translucent, you can see the yolk faintly, but it''s a third lovely.
Then he picked up his knife and cut the lovely frozen raw egg. Naturally, his knife was quite good. He cut five thin slices with egg yolk.
The next step is fried eggs. Put some oil on the pan and five small fried eggs come out of the pan in the twinkling of an eye. He adjusted the taste slightly, drew a smiling face with ketchup - it should be no problem to fool the snow. She thought she ate five eggs, but in fact there was only one. At most, she thought the fried egg was small.
Her brain can''t distinguish this egg. That''s what a fool girlfriend is. It''s good and easy to coax!
Beiyuan xiuci was very satisfied. She baked several pieces of coarse grain bread slices of pure grain and still baked a smiling face. This kind of thing rich in dietary fiber is not easy to get fat. It can also stimulate the stomach wall to feel full and easy to pull out. It is very suitable for snow. It''s better to add some fresh vegetables.
He made a special full weight loss package and carefully arranged the plate to form a lot of visual effects. He rushed to feed his girlfriend. When he came to the room in the snow, he knocked on the door. He didn''t respond. He knocked again, but he still didn''t respond.
He hesitated and twisted the door handle. As a result, the door opened directly, but there was no one in the room, only the windows were wide open, and the curtains were "popping" in the night wind, shaking like an enchanting goblin.
Anyone here?
Beiyuan xiuci was slightly surprised, but she didn''t think that Xueli would do such a thing as "running away from home". Generally, she would have this situation only when she was forced to study, and it wouldn''t hurt people.
He went to the window and looked at it. He thought she probably forgot to close the window, so he was ready to close it for her before looking for her - maybe in Suzuki Naixi''s room?
But just as he was about to close it, he heard a voice in the snow: "xiuci, don''t close the window. I''ll go down later."
Beiyuan xiuci leaned out of the window and looked up. She found that Xueli was sitting cross legged on the roof over his head. She asked strangely, "what are you doing there, Xueli?"
"I''m thinking!
"Thinking?" Hideki kithara was really surprised this time. That thing uses his brain. Do you have it?
"Yes, xiuci, I was thinking... Am I a monster?"