My Identity Becomes Increasingly Abnormal
PAID Chapter 147 – True · Self-castration for the sake of humanity
"The restraint lock is unnecessary."
The lynx enforcer circled around Chen Yu and waved his hand. "A small and low-level extraordinary being among humans, I am still capable of controlling you. You just need to answer me, are you humans willing to give this individual to me?"
"Willing." The young man in the duckbill cap nodded without hesitation.
Chen Yu suddenly interrupted, "Are you willing to erect a monument for this human, praising and commending their great achievements and sacrifices?"
"I am willing." The young man looked at Chen Yu, his expression solemn as he nodded again.
Chen Yu continued, "Are you willing to forever revere and worship him, tending to him and caring for him in all weather conditions, whether it's windy or rainy, whether there's lightning or thunder, and cleaning his grave every day?"
The young man shouted loudly, "I am willing!"
Chen Yu then asked, "Lastly, are you willing to marry this handsome gentleman, faithfully taking care of him and showing concern for him, regardless of poverty or wealth, impotence or premature ejaculation?"
The young man raised his voice even louder, "I am willing!!"
Everyone: "..."
After a while, an eerie silence filled the surroundings, along with the astonished gazes of everyone, including the lynx enforcer. Only then did the young man, who was slow to react, suddenly become furious. "Chen Yu! What nonsense are you spouting?!"
"Look." Chen Yu shrugged. "You didn't even listen carefully to what I said. Can you still erect a monument for me? You politicians, every word is the truth."
"Um." The young man was speechless and turned to the lynx enforcer. "Enforcer, please take him away quickly."
"Meow. No rush." The lynx enforcer shook his head and flew back to the table, maintaining a dignified posture. "My work period is not over yet. I have nowhere to accommodate him. As long as you confirm giving him to me, I will naturally retrieve him when I'm on vacation."
"You... Aren't you taking Chen Yu away immediately?" The young man in the duckbill cap was taken aback.@@novelbin@@
"I already said it." The lynx enforcer gestured to the office around him. "There's nowhere to accommodate him."
"No need to find a place for him to stay." The young man quickly spoke up. "Just tie him to the door with a chain."
Chen Yu: "...Are you even human?"
"No, no." The lynx enforcer frowned at the two pairs of whiskers on his mouth. "It would affect the cityscape of the enforcer's capital."
Chen Yu: "..."
"Sir!"
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