Message Board Another Stampede Or Seriously, Enough 2

    945: NONAME

    Hey, the SDF wrecked my roof and wall. Will they compensate for that?

    946: NONAME

    It’s a disaster declaration, so probably not? Maybe there’s aid money, though.

    947: NONAME

    But look—the national treasury is already burning to the ground...

    948: NONAME

    Shunned by the world, the Japanese yen groans and tumbles down the slope!

    949: NONAME

    No! Stop it! The yen’s life is already at zero!

    950: NONAME

    At least your roof isn’t peeled off, right? My car got flattened when I went to pick it up.

    951: NONAME

    That’s because you parked it in a weird spot.

    952: NONAME

    Can’t be helped! Monsters showed up, and everyone abandoned their cars to run! If I had the time, I’d have pulled over properly!

    953: NONAME

    Yeah, my bad.

    954: NONAME

    I just want to go home...

    955: NONAME

    Ah, a lot of people are probably still in shelters, huh?

    956: NONAME

    I’m hungry...

    957: NONAME

    Man, the cost of living is killing me. No paycheck thanks to the stampede, either...

    958: NONAME

    Went to the supermarket for the first time in ages. A pack of eggs was ￥800!

    959: NONAME

    What?! Seriously? That’s insane!

    960: NONAME

    Hold up. Logistics were just getting back to normal. Why is it still so pricey?

    961: NONAME

    Isn’t that just profiteering off inflation?

    962: NONAME

    Nope. My uncle, who’s in livestock, cried on the phone. Said monsters wiped out all his animals...

    963: NONAME

    Ah... that makes sense...

    964: NONAME

    Damn those monsters! How dare they mess with our food supply!

    965: NONAME

    Well, if there are no eggs, why not eat the chickens?

    966: NONAME

    You fake Antoinette!

    967: NONAME

    Don’t turn that famous line into a “chicken-or-egg” debate!

    968: NONAME

    Someone, get this pseudo-Philosophical Antoinette out of here!

    969: NONAME

    Lady Antoinette, the guillotine is prepared for you over there.

    970: NONAME

    But seriously, if this keeps up, we can’t afford to eat. And I’ve got a big family...

    971: NONAME

    It’s tough for big families, huh? But at least your family’s safe—that’s something.

    972: NONAME

    Yeah... isn’t it like 10% of the population that died?

    973: NONAME

    And the count isn’t even final. The numbers can only go up.

    974: NONAME

    It’s rough... I’ve still got relatives and friends I can’t reach...

    975: NONAME

    Hang in there.

    976: NONAME

    Alright, I’m becoming a dungeon explorer and taking on the monsters!

    977: NONAME

    Oh, you mean the Special Labyrinth Entry License?

    978: NONAME

    The ones who were diving into dungeons during the license exams are the real winners, huh?

    979: NONAME

    Not really. Healing potions still aren’t on the market.

    980: NONAME

    Without those, most people probably just stuck to the entrance.

    981: NONAME

    By the way, didn’t a pretty big clan get wiped out during this stampede?

    982: NONAME

    Yeah, something like “Emperor” or whatever.

    983: NONAME

    Hey, this is starting to sound like bar gossip.

    984: NONAME

    Don’t care. If you’re curious, they probably still have a website. Look it up yourself.

    985: NONAME

    Searched “dungeon clan” and found it. Big group. All wiped out?

    986: NONAME

    Not all of them, right? Some probably skipped out with a cold or stomach issues.

    987: NONAME

    Dungeon adventurers who catch colds or diarrhea are weak!

    988: TAKASHI

    Diarrhea is the weakest! Diarrhea is the weakest! Diarrhea is the weakest! Diarrhea is the weakest! Diarrhea is the weakest! Diarrhea is the weakest!

    989: NONAME

    Alright, alright. Takashi’s as lively as ever.

    990: NONAME

    By the way, “wiped out” means 30% dead, “crushed” is 50%, and “annihilated” is a 100% loss rate.

    991: NONAME

    So 70% made it out?

    992: NONAME

    Nah, I heard over half were taken down.

    993: NONAME

    From who?

    994: NONAME

    Someone who was there.

    995: NONAME

    Seriously? Details, please!

    996: NONAME

    Didn’t get much—he was injured and super down about it. But he said a massive one spotted them, and after that, it was chaos.

    997: NONAME

    Could that have been one of those so-called “boss-class” monsters?

    998: NONAME

    Isn’t that the same one that hit the SDF?

    999: NONAME

    Probably. I heard that’s why they authorized live ammo use on the surface.

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