My Scumbag System
Chapter 69: Post-Nut Clarity is Cosmic Horror
CHAPTER 69: POST-NUT CLARITY IS COSMIC HORROR
I lay awake in the dark, watching moonlight paint silver stripes across the tangled sheets. Natalia was draped over me like a living blanket, fast asleep, her body a warm, pliant weight against mine. Her head nestled in the crook of my neck, each soft breath ghosting against my skin. Even in sleep, she remained possessive—one arm slung across my chest, a leg hooked over mine, claiming me.
She stirred, not quite waking, and began to press sleepy, kitten-like kisses along my collarbone. Her hips moved in a lazy, boneless grind against my thigh, an unconscious act of marking her territory. The soft, wet smacking sounds of her lips and the rustle of sheets filled the quiet room. I could tell she was on the verge of deep sleep, her body acting on pure, sated instinct.
I held her, my hand resting on the perfect curve of her ass. My gaze, however, was fixed on the terrarium across the room. Inside, Bartholomew the immortal snail was making his slow, majestic journey up a piece of lettuce. The absurdity of it all hit me like a freight train—the god-tier powers, the immortal fucking snail, the conquered queen in my arms. Nothing made sense. The pieces didn’t fit. I needed the bigger picture.
Natalia’s breathing evened out, deepening into the rhythm of true sleep. She was a dead weight in my arms now, completely vulnerable, completely mine. The physical conquest was over. Now, the mental one had to begin. I carefully shifted my gaze from the terrarium to the empty air in front of me.
Alright, Nel. The show’s over for tonight. The audience got what they wanted. Now you and I are going to have a little chat. No games, no cryptic bullshit. I held up my end of the bargain. I need answers.
For a moment, nothing happened. Then the familiar blue interface materialized in my vision, but this time it felt different. More formal. More... official.
[Your performance has been noted and was... satisfactory. The sponsors are pleased. What answers does our star performer require?]
I scoffed quietly, careful not to wake Natalia. "Satisfactory? I just turned the ice princess of New Vein Academy into my personal plaything. I’d say that deserves more than ’satisfactory.’"
[Would you prefer "magnificent"? "Awe-inspiring"? "A tour de force of psychological manipulation"? The System can provide ego-stroking if that is what you require.]
"What I require are answers," I said, keeping my voice low. "Why me? Out of everyone in my old world, why was I chosen for this... role?"
[Selection criteria prioritize Narrative Potential. You possessed a rare combination of ruthless pragmatism, deep-seated cynicism, and repressed hedonism. You were a predator in a cage. The potential for dramatic conflict upon your release was... exquisite.]
I snorted. "So I’m what, entertainment for bored gods?"
[Simplistic, but essentially correct.]
"What’s the deal with the Gates? With my father? What is the VHC really after?"
The interface flickered, the blue light wavering for a moment.
[Query relates to Primary World Axioms and a Sealed Narrative Arc. Your current Clearance Level is insufficient.]
"Don’t play games with me, Nel. What is my real purpose here? What’s the endgame? And don’t give me that ’insufficient clearance’ bullshit."
There was a long pause. The very air in the room seemed to still. When the text on the interface reappeared, it had changed from the standard blue to a radiant, divine gold. I’d finally asked the right question.
[You misunderstand your role. There is no ’endgame’ for you to reach. You are not a player in a game. You are the star of a show. Your purpose is singular: Entertainment.]
The words hung in the air, glowing with golden light. I waited, sensing there was more.
[This world, this stage, was chosen by a patron. A Divine Sponsor who finds this reality amusing. He grew bored of the native cast. He desired a new protagonist. An agent of chaos to shake up the script.]
"And that’s me? I’m the agent of chaos?"
[You, Kaelen Leone, are that agent. You are Apollo’s Chosen Champion for this narrative cycle. What you do, who you conquer, how you rise... that is your story to write. Your only mandate is to make it a story worth watching. YOUR quest is to become the Scumbag Sovereign.]
"Apollo," I repeated. "The god of the sun. Music. Poetry." I laughed softly. "And prophecy. Of course it would be that pretentious asshole."
[He finds your irreverence amusing. It is one of the qualities that led to your selection.]
"So all this," I gestured vaguely around the room, careful not to disturb Natalia, "is just a divine soap opera? And I’m the star?"
[You understand at last. The Systems, the Quests, the SP... these are merely frameworks to guide your performance. How you use them is your artistic choice.]
"And what about the people here? Natalia, Kimiko, Luka... are they real? Or just NPCs in Apollo’s game?"
[They are as real as you are. This world existed long before Apollo’s interest. Its inhabitants live, love, suffer, and die whether observed or not. Your presence merely... spices the narrative.]
"So what you’re saying is... I’m free to do whatever I want, as long as it’s entertaining?"
[Essentially correct. Though be warned: boring choices lead to boring consequences. Predictable actions yield predictable results. Neither is favored by the Divine Audience.]
I smirked. "So pushing boundaries is encouraged?"
[Exploration of potential is expected. The narrative stagnates otherwise.]
So I was right all along. This whole setup—gods, Systems, quests—it wasn’t just some cosmic accident or punishment. It was entertainment, pure and simple. A divine reality show with me as the main attraction.
"I had my suspicions," I whispered to the glowing interface. "But hearing it confirmed... that’s something else."
[You are adapting well. Most subjects experience existential crises upon this revelation.]
"Eh, I’ve already died once," I replied, absently stroking Natalia’s hair as she murmured something unintelligible against my chest. "So Apollo’s running this show. But what about other gods? Zeus tried to push that creepy quest about Kimiko on me. Are there more of you watching? Betting on the outcome?"
[The Pantheon observes. Some wager. Others merely spectate. A few occasionally... intervene.]
That gave me pause. Gods walking among mortals? Interfering directly? The implications were staggering.
[You seem troubled.]
"Just wondering what else I don’t know about this world," I said. "If gods can reach across dimensions and pluck souls like mine for their amusement, what other powers are at play here?"
[Such concerns exceed your current narrative requirements.]
I snorted. "Translation: shut up and play your part, monkey."
[A crude but accurate assessment.]