CHAPTER 417: CHAPTER 412: THE MISSED BATHROOM PERKS

"You can have the candy when we get home."

"Of course I know to eat it at home~ Shirakawa, you don’t seem like the type who’d give me candy out here~" The tall-legged whimpering monster blinked, playfully complaining, "Shirakawa, you’re so weird~"

Shirakawa Sawahei: "?"

Who’s actually the weird one, me or you? Something’s off with you!

"Alright!" Tsukimi sakurazawa shouted, standing up from her seat, "That’s enough fun for today; tomorrow will be even more brilliant~"

"The results of the midterm exams are coming out soon."

"Shirakawa, you’re so annoying."

"Ah... let’s head back now... Shirakawa, I’m so full... can you help me a bit..."

"Shirakawa, me too..."

The Black Hearted Lolita tossed the last skewer aside, clapping her little hands in satisfaction. This girl was just eating cheerfully, but as soon as she heard it was time to leave, she immediately started pretending.

Shirakawa Sawahei ignored the two slackers, turned his attention to Miss Tachibana Tomoku, and asked, "Are you done eating?"

"Uh-huh!"

"Then let’s go, Tsukimi, help Asano up."

Black Hearted Lolita: ???

"Eh? How could you... I need help too with my energy level..."

"Department Director Tsukimi, let me help you..."

"See, isn’t it solved now?" Shirakawa Sawahei said as he took hold of the slacker girl’s hand, helping her up, and with a disdainful expression, added, "Didn’t you say you wanted to lose weight before?"

"The one who wanted to lose weight was yesterday’s me, what does that have to do with today’s me?" cute little Ise Yu confidently convinced herself, "Besides, the one who was fat enough to need to lose weight was yesterday’s me. Today’s me hasn’t even stepped on a scale, so my weight is still undetermined~"

"..."

Well done, Ise Yu, you old logic master. Quantum mechanics wouldn’t have a future without you!

"Shirakawa, where are we sleeping after we get back~? Have you prepared the beds?"

"All set."

"Then I want to sleep in the third room."

"Sure."

"Then can I sleep in the fourth room?" Black Hearted Lolita eagerly asked.

Shirakawa Sawahei glanced at the slacker girl. The fourth room seemed to be her storage for two-dimensional fan books, figures, and such. She occasionally went there to recharge and feel a long-lost sense of happiness. Now that Black Hearted Lolita wanted to take over the fourth room, Ise Yu Orikin naturally wouldn’t be happy.

Sure enough, the cute little Ise Yu, being helped along, froze and quickly gave Shirakawa Sawahei a pleading look.

"The bed in the fourth room hasn’t been washed, remember to change it yourself."

Upon hearing this, the lazy Konatsuori quickly expressed she would switch to the fifth room instead...

Well~ although Little Bai’s bed is also quite tempting, it’s not like I haven’t slept on it before... no need to rush. Better secure a spot first and slowly plot a breakthrough.

The Black Hearted Woman didn’t manage to break through here, but I got in first, what does that say?

The grand century-long ambition to defeat Hayakawa Kashi might just be about to come true! How delightful, how delightful indeed!

Tsukimi sakurazawa’s thoughts seemed remarkably similar to the little Lolita’s. After all, they’re both women who’ve slept on Shirakawa’s... bed, no need to give up the chance to occupy Shirakawa’s place over one night.

Once you’ve slept once, there’ll be a second time, a third time... then it all falls into place... cough cough...

In other words, presently, the only girl scheming to climb into Shirakawa Sawahei’s bed is just cute little Ise Yu...

"Then... I will go change the bedding in the fourth room." Miss Tachibana Tomoku said weakly, "If it’s okay, can I help Shirakawa wash them tomorrow?"

"No need."

"Just sleep on my bed. I’ll sleep on the sofa tonight."

A certain defeated slacker girl: ???

So this was an option! Why does getting onto Shirakawa’s bed sound so easy!

Is this what they mean when they say, "the brain learns, but the hands give up"? Damn it, had I known this, I should have learned from Tachibana earlier!

"Huh?"

Supporting Black Hearted Lolita, Tachibana Tomoku’s small mouth parted, showing a bit of unease, "How can this be..."

"Why not?" Shirakawa Sawahei turned his head to look at the cute little transparent one, chuckling lightly, "It’s just one night, you won’t catch a cold, the weather’s not like that yet."

Tachibana Tomoku opened her mouth as if to say something, but in the end, with a red face, she couldn’t get the words out. The slacker girl accepted her defeat rather quickly; after all, being the only one cohabitating with Shirakawa Sawahei, she still had endless possibilities.

No need to be upset over a temporary win or loss; after all, Shirakawa is so close to me! There’s always a chance to crawl into his bed!

Ise Yu, oh Ise Yu! Keep it up! You can definitely do it!

Come to think of it, mom really had foresight... How did she predict I would fall for Shirakawa? Could she be a prophet in disguise over the years?

The slacker girl’s thoughts always leaped around quickly, and by the time Shirakawa Sawahei and the group arrived home, she had already shifted from wondering how her mom could foresee her love for Shirakawa, to pondering what brand of protective helmets her parents had previously mentioned...

Of course, ruminating over the brand was not due to an immediate need, it was just because she was idle and passed the time by letting her imagination run wild...

"Did you bring pajamas?"

"Brought them, brought them~"

"Then hurry up and wash up, get to bed quickly."

"Eeks... Shirakawa, are you that eager...like a vi— okay okay okay... put the rolling pin down, I’m going to bathe, starting to bathe!"

Shirakawa Sawahei coldly snorted, gently placing the "murder weapon" in his hand down, then glanced at the Black Hearted Lolita.

A deadly weapon with a 300% damage boost against lolis, Konatsuori naturally had no intention to confront it head-on, so she silently withdrew her gaze and gradually made her way to another upstairs bathroom.

After all four girls took turns bathing, Shirakawa Sawahei headed upstairs with his robe. He barely had a chance to appreciate the rare sight of the beautiful girls out of the bath. Tsukimi sakurazawa, after bathing, lay on the sofa and casually shouted to him.

"Shirakawa, the movie scene earlier was still a bit haunting, I might come find you tonight, make sure to leave some space by the sofa..."

"Thanks for the reminder, I’ll move the sofa out later."

"So mean! Shirakawa, you’re done for! Your bathroom privileges are revoked! Gone! I said so!"

"Weren’t you washing downstairs?" Shirakawa Sawahei mercilessly retorted, "What privileges? Phantom privileges?"

"You! Wow, Shirakawa, I bet you’re eyeing the benefits of Xiao Mo and Konatsuori! Xiao Mo! Did you take out your change of clothes? Put them in the laundry basket?!"

Tachibana Tomoku was stunned for a moment, transforming into a blushing Steam Girl, stammering, trying to say something. Finally, she looked at Shirakawa Sawahei with a pitiful gaze.

Shirakawa Sawahei lightly coughed, turned around and walked down the stairs, pretending to look for clothes. Seeing this, the transparent one felt as though she was granted amnesty, hurriedly running upstairs, entering the bathroom, and coming out holding the laundry basket.

"Damn it! That was close! Shirakawa, you nearly succeeded, you old pervert!" Tsukimi sakurazawa said with heartfelt indignation, "I knew it, Shirakawa, you’re specifically targeting Xiao Mo and Konatsuori because they’re not vigilant enough!"

Black Hearted Lolita: Glaring... (death stare)

You troublesome woman... why bring that up for no reason!

I purposely left a skirt there! Just to lure that pretty face in! Now the fish got scared away by you, how are you going to make it up to me?!!