My System Always Wants to Force Me to Confess
Chapter 450 - 443: Little Arrogant’s Revenge
CHAPTER 450: CHAPTER 443: LITTLE ARROGANT’S REVENGE
Considering that Shirakawa Sawahei was briefly affected just now, he gave up the idea of packing for her and instead squatted down and asked, "Do you want me to give you a massage?"
"Are you sure you want to give me a massage and not try to be a rascal?"
"Hayakawa, you have to understand, I’m not that kind of person." Shirakawa Sawahei said righteously and seriously, "I despise those guys who use the guise of reading palms or giving massages to take advantage of girls."
"But you just woke up and wanted to be a rascal."
"Before my consciousness was fully awake, I don’t acknowledge anything I did."
"Including all those compliments you gave me before?"
"Ah, not that." Shirakawa Sawahei replied earnestly, "I was already awake by then."
"After all, it’s my fault that Hayakawa’s leg ended up like this, so I’ve decided to take responsibility."
Miss Kaori curved her lips with interest and asked, "You want to take responsibility for me?"
"..."
Even though that’s indeed what he said, Shirakawa Sawahei felt Little Arrogant’s tone was a bit odd...
"Anyway... let me stay with you for a while first..."
Helping Miss Kaori by massaging her leg wasn’t the best idea; Shirakawa Sawahei realized he had potentially said something dangerous just now after regaining his senses.
Oh my, even if Little Arrogant isn’t wearing a skirt right now and won’t touch her soft thigh skin, those legs are still a girl’s legs. If the roles were reversed, even if Hayakawa Kashi touched his legs all she wanted, not many justice warriors would jump out saying, "Hayakawa, you claim you’re not after Shirakawa Sawahei’s body or anything."
But if it were him... undoubtedly, question marks would fill the screen, followed by a comment...
Shirakawa! You still say you’re not a perv!
Shirakawa Sawahei felt bitter, but he said nothing.
"How about I carry you to the cafeteria?"
Miss Kaori immediately sneered, "If you have the guts to do that, why would carrying me to dinner be difficult."
"..."
Indeed, even if they’re a couple deeply in love, holding hands to eat together is already the limit. A princess carry to the cafeteria would make them a spectacle.
Moreover, Shirakawa Sawahei and Miss Kaori aren’t a couple in love...
He was just about to find a pillow to prop up Little Arrogant’s leg when suddenly there was a knock at the door.
"Hayakawa? Are you there?"
"Hayakawa?"
It was the voice of Tsukimi Sakurazawa, along with cute little Ise Yu. Hearing these familiar tones, Shirakawa Sawahei froze, and the smile on his face gradually disappeared...
As they say, art imitates life but elevates it. Countless films, TV shows, novels, and comics from ancient to modern times are tirelessly depicting scenarios referred to as chaotic scenes.
Shirakawa Sawahei always considered himself lucky, but for some reason, even someone like him, seemingly destined, couldn’t avoid getting caught in this strange scene.
Why does it feel like I’m being caught red-handed?... It must be an illusion, right?
He quickly exchanged a glance with Little Arrogant and had a brief eye contact communication.
: Did you call them?
: It’s nothing to do with me.
: What do we do now?
: You figure it out yourself.
: ??? Hayakawa Kashi, take responsibility!
Miss Kaori turned her head directly, avoiding looking at him, and was about to leisurely respond when Shirakawa Sawahei panicked and quickly made a silent gesture...
"Don’t say a word!"
"Why? Shirakawa, feeling guilty?"
"Not guilty, I’m just trying to avoid some trouble."
The two girls from the Calligraphy Club apparently didn’t get along well with Little Arrogant’s presence. If they found out he spent the entire afternoon in Miss Kaori’s room, he would definitely be flamed as a scumbag by the whiny girl and the slacking girl.
Dirty old Shirakawa, even when he has us around... he’s still not satisfied... boo hoo...
Shirakawa, you’re the worst... absolutely the worst... and yet I have to live with this kind of scumbag...
Given those two troublemakers’ capabilities, they could definitely say things like that!
"But doing it this way makes me seem really strange too."
"Being weird occasionally is fine since Hayakawa doesn’t care about others’ opinions anyway."
"Who says I don’t care about other’s opinions?" Miss Kaori said coldly, "I certainly don’t want Tsukimi Sakurazawa and the others to think I’m afraid to see them."
"Please, Miss Hayakawa, give me a break..."
"Did we do anything strange?" Hayakawa Kashi retorted, "Why be afraid of them finding out?"
Shirakawa Sawahei froze for a moment, then reacted.
Damn it, I was so used to Tsukimi stabbing me in the back that I forgot I’m properly dressed, and unlike before when she burst in and caught me red-handed.
What’s chaotic about this? Is that it?
Shirakawa Sawahei confidently motioned for Little Arrogant to sit back down, then got up and opened the door.
"What’s up?"
A mature man’s attitude should include being unfazed, and although Shirakawa Sawahei didn’t think of himself as a scumbag, he knew he needed such qualities.
Even if he were caught red-handed, he’d remain composed. Only then could he survive in a world full of pitfalls...
Incidentally, the one most adept with a metaphorical axe seems to be Little Arrogant anyway; as long as he didn’t get caught by her, there shouldn’t be too big of a problem...
With his thoughts gradually becoming more rogue-like, Shirakawa Sawahei’s face was filled with confidence. The whiny girl outside the door originally thought the door would open to reveal Hayakawa Kashi’s face, but her entire body froze momentarily when she saw Shirakawa Sawahei instead.
"Shi-Shirakawa? Weren’t you drunk?"
"Shirakawa... have you sobered up? How is it? No weird symbols or marks left on your body, right?"
With no good humor, Shirakawa Sawahei gave cute little Ise Yu, the Pure Love War God, a gentle punch, thinking that even a Pure Love War God was imagining scenarios involving Minotaur?
Turns out Pure Love couldn’t beat Minotaur because of this? He originally thought it was a Pure Love gathering, but when the masks came off, everyone was secretly a Minotaur!
"I’m fine, just came over to chat with Hayakawa... what are you doing here?"
"We... came to find you..." Tsukimi Sakurazawa stammered, seemingly reluctant to mention the conversation between herself and Miss Kaori while Shirakawa Sawahei was asleep.
"Where’s Hayakawa? Why don’t I see her?" cute little Ise Yu and the whiny girl peeked around, prompting Shirakawa Sawahei to sarcastically remark, "Didn’t you come to her room to find me, so shouldn’t you know she’s in here?"
"We just guessed... since neither of you came back this afternoon..."
"Hayakawa?"
"Here."
The Evil Little Arrogant responded, and as Tsukimi Sakurazawa and cute little Ise Yu looked over, seeing something, they paused and their gazes gradually turned hollow and dark...