34: Chapter 34 Fake Couple!

New Discovery!

34: Chapter 34 Fake Couple!

New Discovery!

“Xin’er!

Don’t think that just because you snag a loser to hug your waist, you can fool me!” Su Geng shouted as he chased them to the street corner.

However, Wu Jie and Tang Xin paid no attention to him and crossed the street laughing and talking.

Bang!

Su Geng kicked viciously out of anger.

Immediately, an alarm sounded.

Su Geng bent over to look and was instantly dumbfounded.

His beloved Porsche sports car now had a dent from his kick.

“Goddammit!

My…

my brand new car is only two months old!

Damn it!”

As he crossed the street, Wu Jie received another happy notification in his mind.

Ding!

[System: Gained 1000 points of Su Geng’s hatred]

Awesome!

Not only did I enjoy a barbecue and get to hug a beauty’s slender waist, but I also earned over 7,000 energy points.

Most of it was from Su Geng’s hatred, and the rest was from envy and jealousy from others around when Wu Jie helped Tang Xin as her live-streaming assistant.

After crossing the street, Wu Jie felt it was about time to let go, so he tried to release his hold.

But Tang Xin immediately pressed down, “Don’t let go yet, and don’t go home.

Let’s take a walk around first!”

“Are you afraid Su Geng will follow us?”

Wu Jie glanced back and saw Su Geng crouching down to check on his sports car.

“I don’t think that’s necessary.

He seems to have broken his car with a kick and is now distressed over his beloved vehicle.

He won’t possibly follow us.”

Tang Xin curled her lip and said, “You’re really too honest!

I’m not afraid of being misunderstood, so what are you worried about?

If I let you hug me, just do it.

You’re given a bargain and you don’t take it; you really are a case of extreme straight-male cancer!”

Wu Jie hummed, “It’s not that I’m afraid, but I’m worried that you’ll be misunderstood!”

Tang Xin gave a cold snort and a laugh.

“Misunderstood what?

I’d rather let the whole school know that I’m in a relationship, so no one will bother or harass me again!”

Tang Xin’s tone paused, then she suddenly glanced down obliquely.

“Could it be that just hugging the waist has you restless?

Do I really have such a great charm?”

Wu Jie laughed, “Haven’t you heard the saying?

‘Three and a half years a bachelor, even a sow can rival Diaochan!'”

“Haha!

So how long have you been a bachelor?” Tang Xiao asked, trying to hold back her laughter.

“Are you asking my age?” Wu Jie responded with a question.

“Oh, so Jie has been single all this time!

No wonder your ‘liver fire’ is strong, your palm is burning hot, all sweaty!”

Tang Xin pushed Wu Jie’s hand away and moved half a step to the left, teasingly saying:

“Then I better keep my distance from you, lest your temper grow even bigger, and it’s bad for your health.”

Wu Jie harrumphed lightly, “You’re really underestimating me!

Brother still has some patience!”

“Really?” Tang Xin leaned in closer, teasingly asking, “Then after you go back, do you plan on striving and struggling all by yourself?”

“Damn!”

Wu Jie glared at her and laughed as he scolded, “I think Su Geng wasn’t wrong in cursing you; beneath that beautiful exterior really lies a sordid heart!”

“Sordid?

Heh!”

Tang Xin stood with her hands behind her back, proudly tilting her swan-like neck, “Better to be open and forthright than pretentious and hypocritical!

We’re all adults here, what’s with all this pretense?

If you really want to talk about etiquette and purity, then don’t date, don’t get married, don’t have kids!”

Wu Jie was taken aback for a moment but felt it made a lot of sense.

Instead of being hypocritically pretentious, better to be genuine and forthright.

Turning back with a smile, Tang Xin’s charming face was as beautiful as a painting.

“What are you standing there for?

Let’s go, it’s time to head home!”

Wu Jie chuckled and stepped forward to catch up.

The withered yellow streetlight lengthened the shadows of the two figures.

Two shameless people walked and chatted side by side.

Tang Xin’s curiosity was too strong, and her questions were so bold that they made Wu Jie blush more than once.

“Holy moly!

What in the world is filled in that brain of yours?”

…

The two of them chuckled and laughed all the way home.

Upon opening the door and entering the house, they immediately and tacitly stopped joking around.

“Lin?

Lin??”

Tang Xin knocked and called out twice, but there was no response.

“That’s strange, it’s already ten o’clock, and she still hasn’t come home!”

“Jie, you’re doomed.

Lin is probably out on a date!”

No sooner had the words left her mouth than the front door opened.

Lin Wan, carrying two large bags and panting, hurried into the living room and slammed the bags down with a thud.

“Oh my!

I’m totally exhausted!

Huff…puff!”

“Sis, what are you carrying there?

Delivery?” Tang Xin immediately went up and laughed, saying, “Next time you have to carry heavy stuff, let Jie help you!”

“Jie?” Lin Wan frowned slightly.

“It’s Wu Jie!

I’m planning to call him Jie from now on.

Calling him Mr.

Loyalty…

hehe, is just too overbearing!”

Lin Wan laughed softly, waving her hand and saying, “It’s nothing.

I just brought back some soil.

I want to put some potted plants in my bedroom.”

“I see!” Tang Xin then turned and shouted to Wu Jie, “Jie, what are you standing around for?

Hurry and help Lin carry it to her room!”

“Thank you so much!”

Lin Wan smiled sweetly and quickly went ahead to open her door.

The boudoir was elegantly cozy and arranged neatly.

In front of the bed headboard, there was a piano covered with a dustproof cloth, and there were already quite a few potted plants on the balcony.

But one large pot was empty, so Wu Jie poured the two big bags of soil into it.

“Sis, your room smells so nice, such a fresh and pleasant scent.

Is it perfume?”

While Tang Xin commented, her eyes scanned around like radars.

“I don’t really like to use perfume; it’s all from flowers.

Look, I’ve bought quite a few flower seeds here!”

Lin Wan took out a bag of seeds from her bag, grabbed Tang Xin’s hand, poured some into her palm, and began softly and slowly explaining.

Then, while planting them, she also shared her experience in growing flowers.

Wu Jie, who had no interest in gardening?

Being single was enough of a challenge; why bother with plants?

So he made a quick exit.

Tang Xin, however, was quite interested.

After all, her grandfather loved tinkering with plants and flowers after retirement.

Learning a bit to talk about with him back home seemed like a good idea.

However, before she left, Lin Wan picked a flower and gave it to Tang Xin.

Being given a flower by a beautiful woman…

Tang Xin always felt there was something odd about it.

As soon as she returned to the master bedroom, Tang Xin sent a message to Wu Jie.

“You’re done for!

You’re definitely losing our bet!

I’ve noticed, the way she looks at me, the way she touches me, it’s all very different!

So I’m sure that even though Lin is single, she has zero interest in men!”

And Wu Jie, already lying down ready to sleep, was stunned and sent three question marks in response.

Tang Xin replied with a voice message, “If you can’t win Lin’s heart and want to win against me, then you better start working hard to earn money for a house!

Otherwise, won’t those three days be wasted?”

Wu Jie coldly chuckled, “Don’t challenge my bottom line with your adventure, or I will make you cry rhythmically!”

Tang Xin playfully said, “Really?

Then I’m really looking forward to it!”

Wu Jie: “Since you’re looking forward to it, then hurry up and wash and go to bed.

If you become a yellow-faced woman, I might lose interest in you!”

Tang Xin: “Tch!

Like I need you to remind me?

But you better get to bed quick.

Staying up is bad for the kidneys, bro!”

…

The next day.

Wu Jie, with dark circles under his eyes, went out early in the morning to head to the corporate headquarters.

Tang Xiao, the domineering CEO, had called for him.

How could he not be proactive?