CHAPTER 69: [18+] THREE-WAY KISS

The next few days passed in a pink-hued blur.

Hermes and Aphrodite were practically glued at the hip. Flushed cheeks, fingers intertwined, matching soft smiles. They went on dates like a pair of newlyweds in the honeymoon phase, whether it was strolling in flower-lined streets, cozying up with books on the couch, or trying different cafés that served overly aesthetic desserts.

Even mundane things felt romantic. Brushing teeth side by side, folding laundry while teasing each other, feeding the dog babies between shared bites of breakfast.

Xolotl, ever the protective big brother, trailed after them loyally.

The Grrberus pups, however, had become tiny chaos gremlins, often vanishing for hours and returning soaked in pond water or covered in glitter from who-knows-where.

They stole Hermes’ phone one morning. Then...

They tossed it to the lake, saying it was an offering to the ’water gods of this world’. Aphrodite only realized when he saw it floating face-down, screen blinking its final breath.

Hermes had yet to replace it.

He was far too busy "clam diving" on Aphrodite and "exploring his depths" like a deranged romantic spelunker.

He got addicted to the taste and reading Aphrodite’s obscene thoughts. He lost track of time, of responsibilities, of the outside world. His jaw was definitely having a daily workout.

Which was unfortunate... because he was expected back at The Golden Apple that week.

His temporary transfer to Ymir in the Sixth Department had been nullified after Eirwyn’s fall. The hypnosis wore off, and so did any obligation to stay among the Sixth’s mean girl clique. Hermes had already filed to return under Somner in the Ninth Department, his beloved Cloud Nine Squad.

They may not be perfect but they’re much more tolerable than the bitter, nasty employees of the Sixth Department.

He was supposed to report in three days ago.

And yet... no Hermes.

No messages. No updates. No replies.

Somner tried not to panic.

But after the fourth ignored message and the second time someone from Dispatch asked if Hermes was dead, he decided to march over to his apartment and see for himself.

***

Somner knocked once.

No answer.

He opened the door. He has a spare key, for emergencies. Though Hermes doesn’t know that yet.

He stepped inside.

And immediately regretted it.

There, sprawled across the living room rug like a Renaissance painting of sin, was Hermes....

In the middle of slurping Aphrodite’s clam soup with all the devotion of a man who forgot the concept of shame.

"Ahh..." Aphrodite moaned softly while sitting on the sofa, legs spread wide.

Their clothes were half-off, moaning like porn stars. The Grrberus puppies were watching with great interests, while Xolotl remained blissfully unaware of the mating ritual happening right now.

"...Are you kidding me?"

Somner finally spoke to get their attention, hands on hips.

Hermes jerked up, lips shiny, eyes wide. "S-Somner! We were just.... Please don’t get mad at Aphrodite!"

"Save it!" Somner snapped. "I’m mad you never told me you were alive! What if something happened, you dumb bitch!?"

Hermes blinked. "So... you’re not jealous?"

Somner crossed his arms, rolling his eyes. "As long as you don’t forget I exist? Fine. I’ll just join in."

Hermes choked on air.

Aphrodite blinked.

The Grrberus pups howled excitedly. "Oh, this is interesting! A three-way mating ritual!"

Somner sat next to Aphrodite on the sofa, grinning. "I know you have what it takes to steal Hermes from me, you little minx. And I don’t blame him. I mean, with a face card like that? Who can decline?"

Aphrodite turned red. "M-Mr. Somner... I really did not intend to ’steal’ Hermes from you. I just... I liked him since we were kids and... I was happy when he showed interest in me too."

"Aw, childhood friends to lovers, huh?" Somner chuckled. "That’s so fucking adorable..."

He turned to Hermes, then spread his legs. "But don’t forget about me too, Master... I taste good too. Remember?"

Hermes remembered when he had a hot 69 with Somner behind a tree. How could he forget? It was the first time he did oral, and it was fucking transcendent.

Aphrodite looked at Hermes then back at Somner. "So you two also... I mean, I have assumed you two have something because of how you behave with each other. But I never thought you two..."

Somner chuckled, placing his arm around Aphrodite’s shoulder. "It first started as just wanting to have someone use Sirentone on me. I wanted to know the feeling of being controlled... But eventually I could get enough of this idiot here."

Aphrodite’s eyes widened. "That’s the case with me too... I wanted him to read my thoughts... The words I could not say out loud."

"Is that so?" Somner grinned. "I would love to have that power too. Ohh! Imagine if we both have Mindbloom. It’s basically telepathy! We can just talk with our minds."

Aphrodite rubbed his chin. "Hm.. That is indeed an interesting idea."

Hermes did not know what to say. He did not expect that both of them would just be chill with this situation.

"Let’s do it then!" Somner clapped his hands. "Have you ever given head?"

Aphrodite suddenly realized how all this time, he had been one-sidedly pleasured by Hermes while he just spread his legs and did nothing.

"N-Not yet... It’s always Hermes who’s eating me out."

Somner looked at Aphrodite’s glistening pussy, and that small dick. "Wow... You’re really special, even down there, huh? Now I’m curious too about how it tastes..."

He then whispered something to Aphrodite. Hermes couldn’t hear it, but he can read Aphrodite’s thoughts through Mindbloom.

[Oh dear gods... That sounds so physically challenging but also enticing...]

Hermes blinked. "Physically challenging?"

Somner just grinned, and caressed Hermes’ chin. "Come join us here on the sofa, Master. And let your pretty boytoys service you."

Hermes couldn’t possibly say no. He joined them on the sofa, right in the middle. Then, the two of them started kissing him... Then each other...

A three-way kiss.

It was sloppy, tongues clashing against each other. Somner grabbed onto Aphrodite’s soft pink hair, and Aphrodite placed his hand on Somner’s waist. All while they sandwich Hermes between them, the grinding of their bodies overwhelming him.

Hermes felt like he was being attacked on all sides. But that was just the beginning.

Somner pushed Aphrodite down the sofa, and then started kissing down to that pretty pink ’clam’ he had between his legs.

"Ahh..." Aphrodite whimpered, then...

He grabbed Hermes by the hips so his face could rub against Hiveermes’ bulge!

"A-Aphrodite..." Hermes was surprised by his sudden aggressiveness.

Somner must really be rubbing off on him, both in a literal and figurative sense. The sexual tension in their air was thick, as Aphrodite pulled out Hermes’ cock and started licking while Somner worked on his own microphallus.

Somner winked. "Class is in session. Hermes, why don’t you help me demonstrate Blowjob 101 with Aphrodite?"