Chapter 534: Chapter 532: The Extremely Furious Liang Lan [4th Update for Wu Hui]"What news is it?" Elder Wang furrowed his brows as he pushed through the crowd. "Looks like quite the gathering!"

    "Absolutely big news. Lu Xiaobu bullied me, smashed up my shop, and beat me up, look, all here as evidence!"

    Lu Ronghua had a brilliant smile on his face as he showed Elder Wang his spoils of war.

    However, Elder Wang didn’t even get to hear the whole story.

    As soon as he heard the name Lu Xiaobu, his brain froze up.

    He looked at Lu Ronghua in disbelief: "Who did you say?! Lu...Lu...Xiaobu?!"

    "Yeah, Lu Xiaobu! Look, he’s standing right there!" Lu Ronghua pointed at Lu Xiaobu: "Quick, get a close-up on him!"

    "Gagagagaga!"

    A strange sound suddenly came from Elder Wang’s mouth.

    It was the sound of his teeth clattering non-stop!

    He was trembling with fear!

    His head mechanically turned, and he instantly saw the standing Lu Xiaobu, and of course, Lu Xiaobu’s two most notorious lieutenants, Zhang Meng and Liang Lan!

    "Boom!"

    A bolt of lightning flashed through his head, leaving his entire brain blank.

    "Thump thump thump!"

    Uncontrollably, he stepped back twice and fell on his butt!

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    The thirty-six thousand pores on his body seemed to open like floodgates, instantly soaking his clothes through!

    It was really Lu Xiaobu!

    Has Lu Ronghua gone mad?!

    He actually wants to scam Lu Xiaobu?!

    Damn, if you want to die, don’t drag me into this!

    You want me to report that Lu Xiaobu bullied you?!

    If it were true, fine, I could go be a Monk in the mountains, but if it’s fake, tomorrow we’ll be watching the sunrise from the graveyard!

    "Elder Wang, what’s wrong with you?!" Lu Ronghua frowned at Elder Wang on the ground: "You’re not scared of him, are you? I remember you said you weren’t afraid of him!"

    "Shit! That was me blowing steam when I was drunk, and you believed it!"

    Elder Wang went mad!

    He knew this Lu Ronghua would do anything for money!

    But he never thought he’d actually choose not to value his life!

    Shivering, he said to Lu Xiaobu: "Young Master Lu, I... I don’t know him, I’m just passing by, I’ll be going now!"

    "Stay right there."

    Lu Xiaobu sat in his chair, looking at Elder Wang on the ground: "Do you think I’m blind?"

    "No no no! Not blind, not blind! How could you possibly be blind, it’s me who’s blind, no, I mean, I’m not blind either, it’s this money-grubbing Lu Ronghua who’s blind! It’s really not my business!"

    Elder Wang kept bowing to Lu Xiaobu, hoping Lu Xiaobu would spare him!

    Meanwhile, Lu Ronghua was completely dumbfounded!

    What was going on?!

    Why was Elder Wang begging Lu Xiaobu?!

    He had always said he wanted to make money from Lu Xiaobu!

    He had always treated Elder Wang as his ace in the hole!

    But what was happening now?!

    With his ace in the hole gone, fear filled his heart once again!

    Without a way to threaten Lu Xiaobu, what would become of him?!

    Fear made him somewhat hysterical: "Elder Wang! Elder Wang! Don’t chicken out! We can get five million from Lu Xiaobu, I’ll give you ten thousand, no, a hundred thousand, five hundred thousand! Deal?!"

    "Fucking hell! You’re still talking! Keep talking!"

    Elder Wang exploded on the spot!

    Was this Lu Ronghua a devil?!

    Why keep dragging him to Hell?!

    If you want me to die, I’ll make sure you die first!

    Elder Wang was furious to the core, on the verge of erupting!

    He swung his camera and smashed it onto Lu Ronghua!

    "Bang!"

    Instantly, the camera exploded!

    Elder Wang was on top of Lu Ronghua, throwing left and right punches:

    "You dumbass!"

    "A dipshit blinded by money!"

    "Moron who messed with Lu Xiaobu!"

    "Moron who wants to drag me to death with him!"

    "The fucker who grudgingly gave me only a thousand bucks out of five million!"

    With each curse, Elder Wang threw a vicious punch at Lu Ronghua’s face!

    The beating left Lu Ronghua with a swollen nose and face, cracked lips, and a nosebleed gushing!

    He was beaten to a pulp!

    "Stop hitting! Please, stop hitting!"

    Lu Ronghua was frantically dodging and begging for mercy!

    Lu Xiaobu watched the two men squabbling like dogs and sneered coldly: "Hit him! With all your might, show me how much power you’ve got!"

    People are crazy these days!

    Anyone dares to plot and scheme!

    Hearing what Lu Xiaobu said, Elder Wang hit even harder!

    "Sister Lan, take this stuff for testing. I want to see just what the hell I’ve been eating!"

    Lu Xiaobu pointed with his toe at a packet of spicy strips on the ground.

    "It’s already arranged," Liang Lan nodded, "The results should be out soon."

    If she were still waiting for arrangements in a situation like this, she might as well quit her job!

    "Okay!"

    Lu Xiaobu nodded.

    As soon as he spoke,

    Liang Lan received a call.

    While on the phone, her face turned even colder in an instant!

    "Young Master, the results are in! Coliform bacteria, the standard is that the concentration in 100 grams should be less than or equal to 90 MPN, but this packet of spicy strips tested at 930 MPN!"

    Liang Lan said with a grim expression.

    There was something she didn’t say,

    for fear of disgusting the Young Master!

    That was, the concentration of coliform bacteria in adult feces is 108 MPN!

    This meant, damn it, that the packet Young Master had just eaten was equivalent to eating twenty grams of feces!

    She was so angry she couldn’t put it into words, she wanted to kill someone!

    But it wasn’t over yet!

    "The total bacterial count is meant to be less than or equal to ten thousand CFU per gram, and this packet of spicy strips has a concentration of two hundred and ninety thousand, a whole twenty-nine times the limit!"

    Fuck, the total bacterial count in toilet water is roughly around 48,000 CFU/g!

    That fucking means, not only did he eat twenty grams of feces, he also fucking drank six grams of toilet water!

    Liang Lan, a woman, truly wanted to grab a knife and kill someone at that moment!

    But!

    It still wasn’t over!

    "Deoxynivalenol, commonly known as vomitoxin!"

    "Eating too much can cause vomiting, diarrhea, fever, and confusion to the point of unsteadiness."

    "The Young Master must have been poisoned by this just now!"

    "The limit is 1000 μg/kg, whereas the content in this packet of spicy strips is 1496 μg/kg! One and a half times over the limit!"

    Liang Lan’s expression was really as steely as a slab of iron!

    Like before, there was still something she didn’t say!

    Because, damn it, the standard for pig feed is also 1000 μg/kg!

    The Young Master had just eaten a packet of spicy strips, equivalent to a bit, you do the math!

    It made her sick to mention it, let alone that the Young Master had personally eaten it!

    Damn it!

    Out of rage, she walked up to Lu Ronghua and kicked him several times!

    Her sharp heels stabbing Lu Ronghua made him scream out loud!

    Liang Lan had vented a bit of her anger!

    However, the chief culprit wasn’t here!

    She took out her phone and made a call: "Arrange for people to collect all the spicy strips in the city for testing! Gather all that are not up to standard! Burn them!"

    "Also, distribute the list of tested names to all city merchants! We can’t have such products appear again! If they do, then stop the distribution of Lao Ganma and cola!"

    Liang Lan was truly enraged!

    Ban it!

    It must be banned!!!