CHAPTER 43: CHAPTER 42 THE TIME TO TEST YOUR COMPREHENSION HAS ARRIVED

Looking at the time, the young author replied last night.

Han Lie stroked his chin, pondered for a while, and finally decided not to beat around the bush and go straight to the point.

"Author, what’s your QQ number? Do you have a reader group? Any plans for your next book? You’re so talented, don’t ever give up TT, I will always support you!"

He was being a total suck-up.

However, this tactic worked wonders on certain individuals—who could refuse a wealthy and loving loyal fan?

HEH HEH HEH HEH!

The struggling author didn’t reply right away, which was normal since no one hangs around in the comment section to chat.

Han Lie closed the page just as a new message from Xi Luting came in.

"The gathering is set. We’ll go to the wildlife park in the afternoon, have dinner together in the evening, and then take a stroll in Shikumen Xintiandi. I’ve covered your expenses, thanks for your help."

Han Lie casually scanned the list of names, calmly accepting the outcome that differed from his past life.

Yu Yun was in, Lou Zhi was out, no big deal.

But what’s with her covering the gathering expenses?

Am I, the great Han Lie, the kind of man to spend a woman’s money?!

Han Lie: "How much was it?"

Xi Luting: "Not much, don’t ask again."

Han Lie: "Oh."

With that single "oh," Xi Luting nearly choked on her own blood.

She had always been the one to reply with "oh" to guys; when had she ever been treated this way?

Damn man, treating me like this right after I’ve spent money on you?!

It’s not even worth spending on a dog!

Xi Luting: "???"

Han Lie: "Hm?"

Xi Luting: "..."

Han Lie: "Don’t be like that. How about I pay you back?"

Xi Luting threw down her phone and took several deep breaths.

Unfortunately, it didn’t help much; her chest felt tight for at least half an hour.

「 」

"Hello? Mom, something’s come up at school, I won’t be coming home for the holidays."

"Student council stuff."

"Yeah, I know."

"I’m a bit short; living costs are so high in Magic Capital. Could you send me a bit more?"

"Okay, bye, love you~"

After hanging up, Yu Yun’s fighting spirit surged again.

Not only did she not have to go home, but she was also getting another 5,000 yuan for living expenses. Sister’s back in business!

Han Xiaolie, be shocked!

Yu Yun’s decision was sudden but not unexpected.

With Fang Feifei not going home and Han Lie not going home, how could she dare to leave the two alone for 7 days?

If her god-like idol got played and became second-hand, it would be such a loss!

Actually, she didn’t care if it was second-hand or even fifth-hand; it’s not like it would break with use. Her main concern was not letting Fang Feifei stake a claim first.

What if Fang Feifei got used to him? What would Sister do then?

Lie in bed every day clinging to the blanket, reminiscing about the touch?

So she decisively adjusted her plans.

Then, for the entire morning, she pondered over how she would do her makeup in the afternoon.

「 」

Around noon, Han Lie also gave his family a call, using the P6 card.

"Mom, how are you and Dad doing recently?"

"I’m doing great, eating well, sleeping soundly, and I’ve even grown a few centimeters taller recently."

"My voice? It hasn’t changed much, just puberty!"

"Sounds better than before? Isn’t that a good thing?"

"No, no, I have enough money; things near the school are quite cheap."

"Classmates? They’re pretty good! They’re all very sensible and polite, always greeting me respectfully."

"No one’s bullying me. If they did, I’d just endure it."

"Don’t worry, with my personality, how would I get into trouble?"

"Alright then. You two take care of yourselves. I’ll work hard to make it in Magic Capital and then bring you both over to live in a big villa!"

"I’m not fooling you; I’ve grown up!"

"Yeah, I know, bye!"

After hanging up, Han Lie let out a long sigh of pent-up frustration.

The love of parents is truly boundless...

The tragedies of my past life will not be repeated. I will be your pride, and you will be proud of me.

Don’t worry.

「 」

At one in the afternoon, everyone met at the school gate, noisy and boisterous, and then slowly strolled toward the subway station.

Out of 64 classmates, only 16 participated in today’s activities.

It was the National Day holiday, after all. Most of those who lived nearby had gone home, plus a few who had other plans, so the rest were all here.

Four from dormitory 1918 came, but Lou Zhi wasn’t there.

Four from 2333 came, but Lu Yao and Wang Hongli weren’t there.

Along with Han Lie, Zheng Lei, and six nameless nobodies: Passerby A, B, C, and D.

The boys were nothing special—T-shirts and shorts, nothing fancy about their look.

The girls, though, were a different story, fiercely competing in beauty.

The most beautiful and striking was definitely Xi Luting.

Her outfit was exceedingly simple: a long T-shirt on top and hot pants below, with running shoes on her feet. The whole ensemble probably didn’t even cost 1,000 yuan.

However, that T-shirt just covered the hot pants, so when she strode forward confidently, at first glance, all you could see in your line of sight were legs, damn it.

Those legs were white, straight, and slim. Guys couldn’t help but sneak peeks every so often, drooling over them.

"The class president is so beautiful... SLURP!"

Zheng Lei’s eyes almost popped out as he murmured quietly.

Shunliu and Zhang Tieshu nodded like pecking chickens. Shunliu gushed, "She’s a true ’Leg Goddess,’ nobody can compare!"

Only Brother Lie was composed.

He looked openly for a moment, then scoffed dismissively.

"That’s it?! You guys really haven’t seen the world..."

Instantly, the boys collectively looked up, their eyes filled with a thirst for knowledge.

"Boss Han, could you enlighten us?"

In everyone’s view, Han Lie was no ordinary person; he must have experienced all sorts of grand scenes.

If not now, when would they ask for his wisdom?

Han Lie looked up and saw that all the girls were up ahead, quite far away, which didn’t hinder his act at all.

So he decisively took on the air of an old expert and began enlightening the kids.

"What’s so good about her ’chopstick’ legs now? They’re just straight and white but, in reality, they are neither pleasant to look at nor ’durable.’ If you observe, you’ll notice she never dares to bare her waist, and all her tops are loose-fitting. Why? Because she’s too tall and scrawny; any reveal of the waist or tight clothing would immediately expose the flaws in her figure. What does a truly exceptional physique look like? Thighs are well-proportioned, calves are slender, and when pressed together, there isn’t a single gap. Muscles define the curves, evenly covered by a layer of fat, perfectly proportioned from top to bottom. Bare legs signify health, black stockings exude sexiness; that’s what you call exceptional!"

"SLURP..."

The unsophisticated lads were enticed by Han Lie’s description, gulping down their saliva, almost crying with craving.

Shunliu sighed mournfully, "Where can you find such perfect ’Leg Goddesses’? I haven’t seen one in all my life..."

Han Lie smirked disdainfully.

Isn’t that Xi Luting a year from now?

Otherwise, where do you think I saw her?

After her successful fitness transformation, Xi Luting became a pure man-slaying weapon, causing a chorus of wolf howls every time she wore a dress, hot pants, or black stockings.

Just like that foreign movie star, Jill Bonbonding. Blah, blah, blah... Get it now? If you still don’t get it, there’s nothing Brother Lie can do. After all, you haven’t seen legs that beautiful with your own eyes...

Zhang Tieshu suddenly sidled up, shamelessly fawning, "If Brother Lie says there are, then there must be! Brother Lie, when can you get a couple of photos to broaden our horizons?"

Han Lie replied perfunctorily, "That kind of leg shape can’t be natural; it’s mostly talent plus professional shaping, laboriously trained. In the future, interact more with women in their twenties and thirties, and you’ll discover a whole new world."

"Wow..."

The young boys sighed in admiration, lost in their daydreams.

Liking older women is timeless, true in 2023, just as it was in 2013.

Often, men under 20 date girls their own age only because they can’t find an older woman...

"Brother Lie is the man!"

"He totally gets it!"

"Suddenly, I don’t find the class president that attractive anymore..."

"Damn!"

Everyone collectively gave Zheng Lei the finger. "As if you had a chance!"

Zhang Tieshu chimed in with more flattery, "Besides Brother Lie, who deserves the class president? As for who’s attractive or not, it’s not for us to think about!"

Their voices were a bit loud, and Duan Xiaoyi and Chen Ping, who were walking slightly ahead, heard everything.

Duan Xiaoyi’s face turned livid, and he glared venomously at Zhang Tieshu.

He didn’t dare to glare at Han Lie.

Zhang Tieshu pretended not to notice, pounding his chest and confidently assuring, "Brother Lie, once we get to the zoo, we’ll definitely create an opportunity for you! Just say the word, who do you want to sneak into the bushes with? We’ll help you get the other two out of the way!"

Han Lie was dumbstruck.

What the fuck!

I’ve known you for two lifetimes, and you still manage to redefine the lower limits of my understanding. I truly didn’t see that coming...

"Stop talking nonsense, I’m not that kind of person."

Brother Lie firmly refused but then gave Zhang Tieshu a look of appreciative confirmation.

Young man, the time to test your insight has come!