CHAPTER 25: CHAPTER 25: PURE SPEECHLESSNESS MAXED OUT

There’s no harm in talking it out a bit; Yu Xia thinks that when an NPC talks about another NPC, there must be some hidden meaning, so she jots down the conversation.

She then looks down at the textbook.

It’s an English textbook for first-year middle school students, with lots of notes in the word list at the back.

All notes are marked with Chinese characters to indicate pronunciation.

Besides the annotations, there’s a row of separate characters with several exclamation marks on the blank corner of the second page.

Yu Xia gets excited and quickly widens her eyes to take a closer look.

"Gade, yi ri e, ger lou... What does that mean?"

Xie Qingci has a complex expression: "God is a girl?"

But this English sentence, or the song it represents, could it be a clue to finding the WiFi password?

She strokes her chin in thought for two seconds, suddenly remembering the wireless network name she saw earlier.

She takes out her phone to check again, her finger stopping on a short name, hesitating: "God is a girl... Unfair heaven?"

Wei Yaoyao is stunned: "There’s such a translation?"

Learned something new.

Yu Xia is also speechless, her fingers typing the English sentence as the WiFi password "Unfair heaven."

The screen shows it’s connecting and then connected.

"The password worked!!!"

Wei Yaoyao jumps up, and together with Xie Qingci, they crowd over to stare at her phone screen.

"That’s it?"

"That simple?"

Just started, and they’ve connected? Is their game over?

Yu Xia chuckles: "Well, let’s just say we’re awesome, or maybe it was a lucky guess that led us to the most crucial clue right away... Ahhh! Why is it disconnected again?!"

She widens her eyes, holding the phone high, waving it around, trying to reconnect. Xie Qingci uses his height to look at the phone screen and watch her movements, reporting the connection status.

"It’s useless, not connected, the WiFi name is gone, probably shut down by the production team."

Yu Xia puts away her phone, letting out a heavy sigh in dissatisfaction.

"Gave hope just to immediately crush it! So frustrating!"

Wei Yaoyao says cautiously: "Seeing this situation, could it be that we have to try connecting to each WiFi to see which one is correct?"

"That’s too time-consuming," Xie Qingci says thoughtfully, "I think there must be a more straightforward way. We were lucky this time, but what if the next WiFi takes two hours without success?"

"So we still have to find clues to determine which WiFi we need to connect to," Wei Yaoyao says.

Yu Xia nods: "Right. But at least now we’ve eliminated one possibility."

She says this and puts the phone back in her pocket, tugging her two junior brothers, giving a signal, standing in front of Gang Dan and Dajun, sincerely bowing.

"Thank you for providing clues, we now need to explore other places, Gang Dan, farewell."

Saying so, the three of them try to make a quick exit, but Gang Dan and Dajun are not so easy to dismiss, blocking the doorway, leaving them without an escape.

Dajun gives them a reproachful look: "Don’t rush! It doesn’t matter about your quest, we’re here to discuss Gang Dan and Xie Zhiqing today, right?"

Gang Dan takes petite steps, moving in a zigzag, fluttering over with flowery gestures.

"Yeah, we haven’t discussed it yet~ When are we holding the wedding banquet? It’s too rushed today, tomorrow I have to get some fabric to make a dress, won’t have time, the day after then, give you two days to move your stuff over, we’ll... Hey, let’s chat privately in a room~"

Xie Qingci nearly collapses hearing this.

"Gang... Gang Dan, I think we’re not suited for each other. I’m not bad, but I’m unworthy of your beauty; standing beside you would make me feel ashamed, such an unbalanced love."

Yu Xia raises an eyebrow at him.

Oh, this guy can really say stuff like this, probably guilty of something shady, huh.

The scumbag junior brother.

Xie Qingci sneaks a glance at her, then catches Wei Yaoyao who was about to escape.

"But today we can’t let you leave empty-handed. How about him, he admires you deeply, you two together would be quite the good match."

Wei Yaoyao turns his head in shock: "...Xie Qingci, are you even human?! Where’s your conscience?!"

Xie Qingci: "You ate it."

"...Gang Dan! We’re not suited! I have a wool curl, it’s genetic!"

Yu Xia: "Pfft—"

[Hahahahahaha I can’t stop laughing]

[Xie Qingci, never thought you were this kind of brother, seems like I must love you / With a cigar in hand, evilly smiles.jpg]

[Is Gang Ruannuan appearing? I really want to know what he looks like, I’ll introduce him to my sis]

[Unfair heaven hahahahaha Gade yi ri e ger lou hahahaha Genius!]

[Gang Dan, your zigzag moves are impressive, others are like willows swaying in the wind, you’re like a tornado sweeping up a gas can]

[Is this pure, pure desire top-tier? / Shocked.jpg]

[This is pure speechless top-tier]

[Wool curl is genetic hahahahahahahaha this rejection reason is very specific!]

Yu Xia feels like she can’t laugh anymore.

Her cheeks are aching, muscles stiff, if black fans screenshot this, they’ll slander her for failing plastic surgery.

So she tries to purse her lips, pouting like a fathead fish, leaning on the doorframe watching this love drama unfold.

Turns out, some people can’t be swayed after a thousand rejections, while for others, a single refusal works for a lifetime.

Wei Yaoyao’s outrageous refusal quotes, Gang Dan didn’t say a word, just nodded in agreement, then her gaze glued back onto Xie Qingci.

With a gentle tone she says: "Oh, it’s okay~ Even if you feel inferior beside me, as long as I have you in my heart, it’s fine!"

Xie Qingci looks at her large figure: "I do feel inferior. You’d need two of me in your heart, right?"

To balance out three hundred pounds.

Gang Dan flutters her lashes: "Naughty~~"

Yu Xia and Wei Yaoyao hold onto the wall to suppress the rising sourness in their chests.

Wei Yaoyao says: "Xie Qingci, maybe you should just accept it, such beauty requires you to handle it."

Before Xie Qingci can say anything, Gang Dan and Dajun’s eyes brighten, excitedly discussing the wedding banquet.

"Emma, isn’t this a joyous occasion! Then today we need two sets of red wedding bedding!"

"Get your mom over, tomorrow evening we start the banquet! I’ll give him a grand wedding! Invite Uncle No.2 and Grandpa No.3 to come eat too, let him know the family!"

"Then tomorrow I’ll help trim your nose hair! And we’ll beautifully wed Xie Zhiqing the day after!"

Sounds like they’ve already decided on Xie Qingci’s fate, next topic probably imagining a big chubby child’s weight after birth.

Yu Xia tremblingly pulls out the ten bucks funding from her pocket, letting out a deep sigh.

"Turns out this fund is your dowry!"

Xie Qingci’s forehead veins twitch.