"Let''s get down to business." Wu Mian withdrew the topic from his studies and continued, "I went to the laboratory of the chemistry department next door to get in touch with some new things. There was a familiar friend who poked stink every day."

    "Why? Others like this?" the young man was stunned.

    "Everyone dislikes stink. Only he perseveres. Others can''t stand the smell, so he waits for other students to leave the laboratory and do it himself. One person can''t do it. Ask me to help him."

    "He was trying to catch up with their campus Belle, so he took pains to prepare perfume with scamper. He made it himself!" Wu Guan looked at the young man and asked, narrowing his eyes.

    "Awesome!" the young man''s eyes were full of small stars.

    "We''ve been busy for three days and finally made a bottle of high concentration stink. Let''s say... Forget it. It''s too smelly in the shelter. I''m afraid you can''t eat well."

    "Later?" aunt Zheng also asked curiously.

    "According to the dilution of 1:1000, I smell Hermes. Especially the smell of Jasmine... But after that, I don''t want to drink jasmine tea all my life."

    “……”

    "My brother is also happy, when he was in college, he was pure, and felt that his own gift was a sincere sincerity." Wu Miandao, "bottled the perfume and prepared to give it to the girl."

    "It''s very romantic, but you can''t think about it carefully." the young patient frowned and said, "it comes from stink..."

    "Before our country could produce chemical fertilizer by itself, food was watered by dung." Wu Mian calmly told a fact.

    "Er... Dr. Wu, go on, let''s not talk about such a disgusting thing. The truth is, but we can''t think about it carefully." the young patient was helpless.

    "After all, you are young. You gave a gift to your favorite girl for the first time. In today''s words, my senior brother licked a dog and took the wrong bottle."

    "I wipe!"

    "I still remember that he gave the bottle containing high concentration of stink to the girl. The girl didn''t want it. I stood far away and looked at it. Then my buddy opened the bottle and prepared to let the girl smell it."

    "Many years have passed, and I can remember their expressions at the moment of opening the bottle anytime and anywhere." Wu Mian said proudly, reaching out and stroking a big rabbit''s ear.

    "I''ll go... There are no dead people." the young patient exclaimed.

    "The man took the bottle and just opened the closed cork. I think he is'' hard '', like being petrified."

    "Defence + 5, movement speed - 3." the young man said with a smile.

    "He''s OK. There was a little breeze that day. He stood in the limelight. The wind blew directly at the girls with the smell of stink. I was silly." Wu Mian also sighed when he recalled his previous green onion experience.

    Aunt Zheng is a little better. The young man''s eyes are straight. The whole person enters the picture described by Wu Mian.

    This is equivalent to throwing shit on people!

    It''s unbelievable that giving girls gifts should have this effect.

    "About 2.3 seconds later, the girl vomited directly." Wu Mian smiled. "The sour water vomited out. People began to bend down and then simply kneel on the ground to vomit. In the end, it was retching, which stimulated... Not talking about biological reflex."

    "Won''t others help?"

    "Some people want to go, but their eyes are hot within 10 meters. After entering, they are full of tears."

    “……”

    "I also saw silly eyes at that time. This was one of the few times I was at a loss in my life. About a minute later, I quickly called that silly x to cover the bottle, then covered my mouth and nose, closed my eyes and ran over, pulled him and ran."

    "You... What about the girl?"

    "Have you ever chased your school flower?" asked Wu Mian.

    "Certainly not. Our school flowers are chased by countless people every day. I can''t squeeze up."

    "Yes, if I walk late, someone must beat my stupid brother x on the ground to please the girls. Hahaha, this is also a hero to save the United States? So I hurried to take him all the way."

    "Tut tut."

    Aunt Zheng listens to silly, perfume......

    However, her attention was obviously shifted from the new pneumonia virus to stink, and she forgot the pressure caused by the virus for a time.

    "Dr. Wu, your classmates will have the same reputation as stink in the future." the young patient asked.

    "The fact is just the opposite." Wu Mian stroked a rabbit''s ear.

    "Well, why?!"

    Wu Mian''s answer is obviously beyond the Three Outlooks of young patients. If it''s all like this, can''t his reputation be the same as stink?

    "The girl vomited for a long time after she went back. Later, she couldn''t eat for about two weeks and lost nearly 10 kilograms."

    "I''ll make a big groove, that''s OK!" the young patient directly understood Wu Mian''s meaning.

    Weight loss is an eternal topic.

    "Since then, the boys in the chemistry department have been very popular. Female students from other schools have come to pay a lot of money to buy stink."

    “……”

    "This is a joke," he said with a laugh. "Once the secret of flower fragrance was discovered," scent "became the most commonly used fragrance fixer in the perfume industry.

    "I don''t want to use men''s perfume all my life," said the young patient.

    Vanilla ice cream is not only the perfume industry, but also in the catering industry, it can see "the smell of junk", such as dairy products, fruit juice drinks, beer, wine, vanilla ice cream, chocolate and other foods. "Wu Mian immediately told the young people a" cruel "fact.

    The young patient was speechless.

    The big yellow rabbit ears on Wu Mian''s head don''t look so cute. Every shaking is full of malice.

    "Do you know why the country has made such great efforts to treat the new pneumonia virus?" Wu Mian asked.

    "Help!"

    "Hey, hey, eh." Wu Mian nodded and then said, "now the virus is popular in foreign countries. What I''m most worried about is that they have no taste in their meals, but their stool becomes sweet and delicious in their taste system."

    “……”

    "This is not nonsense. To tell the truth, I''m worried." Wu Mian said seriously.

    But no matter how serious he is, such words can''t be serious.

    "In the long run, we and foreign countries have really become two kinds of creatures."

    "Dr. Wu, you''re kidding." the young patient had a big brain hole. He thought along Wu Mian''s train of thought, and the more he thought, the more terrible it was.

    "Of course, it must be a joke." Wu Mian said with a smile.

    "That''s good. Scare me. If so, isn''t it the end of the world?"

    Wu Mian narrowed his eyes.

    I don''t know. In 10 years, who knows what the hell ability the genesis virus will mutate.