Chapter 1460: Chapter 1559: Shake It Off!

If it were a normal day, Shu Ya could guarantee that she wouldn’t show Hao Jian a good face, but now, she had no choice but to help Hao Jian into the men’s restroom.

“Here!”

Shu Ya looked at Hao Jian, indicating that he should handle the next part himself.

Hao Jian, however, looked at Shu Ya with helpless eyes, then glanced at the zipper.

Shu Ya rolled her eyes at Hao Jian, then reluctantly lowered her head and unzipped his pants for him.

Hao Jian was about to push his luck, but seeing Shu Ya’s eye roll, he realized he had to do it himself.

Do it yourself, and you’ll be well dressed and fed.

Pssss!

Soon, he had taken care of his physiological needs, and that little pressure was gone, leaving him completely relaxed.

At this point, Hao Jian still hadn’t come out.

“Hey, why aren’t you out yet!” Shu Ya said.

Hao Jian said, “Can you shake it a bit for me?”

After men finish peeing, they have a habit of shaking it twice to shake off any excess to avoid bringing it into their underwear, a principle well known to all men.

But now that Hao Jian was a patient and couldn’t move his hands, he had to ask Shu Ya.

Shu Ya instantly refused when she saw Hao Jian was asking her to do this.

Hao Jian said helplessly, “Help, help!”

Shu Ya still wouldn’t do it.

Hao Jian said again, “If you won’t help, I’ll just go out like this.”

“You…”

How embarrassing would it be to walk out like this, Shu Ya knew Hao Jian’s nature, if you say he is shameless, then he would really do something like this.

Shu Ya had no choice but to turn around, not looking, and give it a few shakes for Hao Jian by hand.

Hao Jian out of habit made a few noises.

The contact between skins immediately caused Hao Jian’s indescribable part to have a reaction.

Swell!

Shu Ya’s face immediately turned red, then tossed the thing away and went to wash her hands, ignoring Hao Jian.

Hao Jian waved his hand helplessly and had to clean up the upcoming situation himself.

If it were someone else, Shu Ya would absolutely ignore the person and might even reward them with a slap, but since it was Hao Jian, she helped him out and had to help him in.

All the way, Hao Jian couldn’t forget to press against her there, making her feel very uncomfortable.

Finally, Shu Ya got Hao Jian onto the bed, and she sighed in relief.

Hao Jian wasn’t entirely heartless; knowing Shu Ya had taken care of him all day and needed rest, he didn’t make any more jokes about Shu Ya.

Thus, less than a minute after lying next to the bed, Shu Ya fell asleep.

That night, Hao Jian also quickly went to sleep.

Just like that, many days passed amidst the small banter, and Hao Jian’s injuries got better and better. However, since internal injuries are the hardest to heal, there was still a recovery process to go through.

This day, feeling bored, Hao Jian took out his phone.

Shu Ya went out to buy some daily necessities, so she wasn’t in the pharmacy. You Yang, because the pharmacy wasn’t busy today and he had nothing to do, was sitting on the side playing a game.

Hao Jian immediately noticed what game You Yang was playing.

You Yang was playing the latest and hottest game, Honor of Kings.

Hao Jian checked online and found out that this game was very similar to the one called League of Legends he played with Che Xiaoxiao before; you could even say it’s a miniature version of League of Legends.

Like League of Legends, Honor of Kings also involves choosing five characters, or heroes, to fight on a map.

Hao Jian had played this type of game with Che Xiaoxiao before, so naturally, he could play Honor of Kings.

Moreover, even if he hadn’t played League of Legends before, with his intellect, he’d naturally learn to play Honor of Kings quickly.

Seeing You Yang playing, Hao Jian also downloaded the game on his phone.

The game downloaded quickly, and he logged in.

After completing some beginner tasks, his game level went up, allowing him to compete against other players.

At this moment, a mischievous grin appeared at the corner of Hao Jian’s mouth.

He had seen You Yang playing this game, so he knew You Yang’s player ID.

Hao Jian first created a 1v1 room and then opened the nearby players.

“Beauty You Yang!”

Hao Jian almost laughed when he saw this name. Who would have thought someone who usually looks so anyway would have such a name.

Without any hesitation, Hao Jian sent the invite.

“Beauty You Yang has joined the game!”

Quick-handedly, Hao Jian started the game.

He secretly guessed You Yang’s thoughts; for a newbie like You Yang, surely he would play a hero like Hou Yi.

When the loading screen came up, sure enough, You Yang had chosen Hou Yi, so to ensure fairness, Hao Jian also chose Hou Yi.

“The enemy will reach the battlefield in ten seconds!”

The game had begun, and squinting at You Yang’s focused expression, Hao Jian couldn’t help but smile, thinking how he was going to thrash him.

“I’m a newbie, are you a newbie too?”

Beauty You Yang sent a message.

“Hmm.”

To maintain an air of mystery about his identity, Hao Jian only responded with a “hmm.”

After that, You Yang stopped sending messages and focused wholeheartedly on the game.

Although it was Hao Jian’s first time playing this game, he could immediately tell that You Yang was a novice, boosting his own confidence.

Soon enough, the level difference between Hao Jian’s Hou Yi and You Yang’s Hou Yi became apparent, with Hao Jian’s Hou Yi reaching a level higher.

Hao Jian instructed You Yang to bring the minion wave over.

At this moment, Hao Jian’s Hou Yi had already reached level four, and a sly smile flashed across his face.

You Yang’s Hou Yi approached.

Right on time, Hao Jian suddenly launched an attack on You Yang’s Hou Yi.

Despite being a newbie, You Yang showed some reflexes, immediately counterattacking Hao Jian.

Hao Jian controlled Hou Yi with agile movements; this kind of high-output but fragile hero requires skillful maneuvering to be effective. Clearly, You Yang lacked this skill.

Suddenly, Hao Jian unleashed an Ultimate Skill, hitting You Yang without a doubt.

Hou Yi’s Ultimate Skill is a large bird that stuns the opponent and causes damage.

You Yang’s Hou Yi was rooted to the spot and couldn’t move.

Hao Jian quickly activated the first skill, shooting a flurry of arrows, rapidly depleting You Yang’s Hou Yi’s health.

Finally, You Yang’s Hou Yi could move, but his health was critically low.

You Yang quickly activated a Sprint and ran away.

Hao Jian grinned as he unhesitatingly triggered the second skill.

Hou Yi’s second skill deals area damage and includes a slowing effect.

When this skill hit You Yang’s Hou Yi, his speed plummeted, and the additional damage killed You Yang’s Hou Yi.

“First blood!”

This message flashed on Hao Jian’s phone screen.

You Yang’s face suddenly showed a hint of displeasure.

Seeing this, Hao Jian was overjoyed.

During You Yang’s respawn time, Hao Jian quickly advanced with the minion wave to destroy You Yang’s first tower.

In a 1v1 map, there is only one tower. Once the first tower is down, only the Crystal remains. Destroying the Crystal ensures victory.

Once revived, You Yang immediately began clearing the minion wave.

But as You Yang just re-emerged, Hao Jian wasted no time in preparing himself.

To instill despair in the opponent, you must display overwhelming strength.

At this point, Hao Jian had acquired one more piece of equipment than You Yang, and combined with his skills, he could easily eliminate You Yang.

Hou Yi’s Ultimate Skill cooldown was perfectly timed as You Yang came back.

Hao Jian released an Ultimate Skill, the large bird flew out accurately, hitting You Yang directly.

You Yang’s Hou Yi was immobilized, and Hao Jian quickly activated the first skill, then the second skill.

“You have slain fair lady You Yang!”

The message showed on the screen.

Hao Jian quickly cleared the minion wave and with his skills unleashed, directly destroyed You Yang’s Crystal.

“Victory!”

When the game animation ended, these words appeared on the screen.

Hao Jian glanced over at You Yang, seeing her stomp her foot in frustration, clearly annoyed by her loss.

With the objective achieved, Hao Jian planned to exit the game and take a break, only to see You Yang send out another challenge invitation.

“Damn! She’s asking for a beating!”

Originally planning to rest, Hao Jian instantly perked up and readily accepted the challenge.

If you’re asking for more, let me show you how formidable this master can be, proving that not only is this master skilled with Hou Yi, but other heroes too.

Since you’re choosing Hou Yi, I’ll pick a melee hero, showing you that even though you’re a ranged output hero, I’ll still win as a melee.

Ultimately, Hao Jian chose Arthur as his hero.

According to Honor of Kings’ settings, Arthur is both a warrior and a tank, high in health but also with attack power, yet he’s a melee hero with close combat range.

You Yang’s Hou Yi is a ranged output hero, with high attack at a distance, so Hao Jian was giving her an advantage.

The game was about to start soon.

“Enemy troops arrive on the battlefield in ten seconds!”

Maybe it was due to the previous experience, You Yang was much more cautious this time, hiding in the rear, farming minions, earning gold, and buying equipment.

Hao Jian was playing a melee hero, so he needed to be cautious early on too, as Arthur couldn’t outmatch Hou Yi right away.

After all, you can’t reach the opponent, while they can hit and dodge, hit and dodge.

So this was Hao Jian’s early strategy.

The two continued farming minions, earning money for equipment.

Initially, their differences weren’t too obvious.

Then gradually, both reached level four.

That was when Hao Jian began his assault.