Chapter 302: Do Not Harass My Family - Switched Life:I Went Viral on a Family Variety Show - NovelsTime

Switched Life:I Went Viral on a Family Variety Show

Chapter 302: Do Not Harass My Family

Author: Wheat in one autumn
updatedAt: 2025-09-19

CHAPTER 302: CHAPTER 302: DO NOT HARASS MY FAMILY

"What’s it got to do with you? Get out of the way, don’t delay our work. I still want to clock out early!"

Amid the curses, an unlucky rotten egg smacked right onto Sang Ning’s head.

The shell shattered, and the sticky, pungent egg liquid mixed with the shell flowed slowly down her forehead.

Sang Ning was thankful she had her mask on. She immediately tore it off, yanked off her hood, and shook her head violently to flick away the egg liquid.

Just as her face became visible, someone in the crowd gasped, "Look! It’s that little bastard born to Sang Youming and Hu Zhi. Hit them all! Crush these scum!"

The words had an obvious inciting tone, clearly spoken by the organizer of this disgraceful little stunt.

Unfortunately, the man was hidden in the crowd. Sang Ning could tell it was a male voice but couldn’t pinpoint his exact location.

As soon as the words landed, a flood of vegetable leaves and eggs rained down on Sang Ning again.

She raised her hands to block as much as she could while retreating toward the inner circle.

Sang Youming and Hu Zhi had already been shoved to the ground, with Sang Youming wrapping his arms around Hu Zhi, forming a triangular shield to protect her head.

Sang Youming absorbed the bulk of the physical blows meant for Hu Zhi. She had tried to stand up multiple times, but Sang Youming misunderstood her wriggling as dodging the flying debris and forcefully pressed her back down, ensuring her safety at all costs.

Sang Ning was speechless. She shouted at Sang Youming’s back, "Dad! If you’re shielding Mom from vegetable leaves, can’t you just stand up? Do you have to sit here like a target dummy?"

Sang Youming heard his daughter’s voice, turned his head to glance at her, and his eyes instantly lit up with joy.

Fantastic! The Sang Family’s strongest fighter had arrived—someone to protect them had finally come!

Sang Youming then helped Hu Zhi up, slowly rising to his feet amidst the vegetable rain.

Hu Zhi jabbed her elbow back lightly into Sang Youming’s stomach and cursed, "How many years have we been married? And yet we still lack any coordination? You’ve gone and numbed my legs!"

"Kill this trash Sang Family!"

"Rid society of scum!"

The barrage of vegetable leaves and rotten eggs showed no signs of stopping. Sang Ning sneered coldly; these people sure had ample "ammunition."

Rid society of scum.

What a self-righteous justification. Who exactly had the Sang Family harmed?

"Alright, so you want to throw stuff? Fine, I’ll make sure you throw to your heart’s content!" Another rotten egg hit her head, and Sang Ning wiped the egg liquid off with her hand before charging into the crowd like a madwoman, forcibly snatching a vegetable basket from someone’s hands.

"Come on, who’s afraid of who!" Sang Ning grabbed the eggs from the basket, launching them indiscriminately at everyone within her reach.

Though she claimed her attacks were random, every egg she threw landed with precise accuracy, hitting someone squarely each time.

Sang Ning wasn’t like these people. If their movements were average speed, hers were like she was on 2x fast-forward.

Her egg-throwing speed was more than twice as fast, and her aim was deadly accurate. Those closest to her stepped back several paces in fright, startled by her ferocious assault.

"Xiao Ning’s already making a move; what are we standing here for? Let’s teach these people a lesson! Show them that the Sang Family isn’t to be messed with!" Hu Zhi, unable to wrest a vegetable basket from anyone, bent down to pick up the leaves that had been thrown at her and Sang Youming earlier, tossing them back into the crowd in her own act of defiance.

Sang Youming joined her, scooping up discarded leaves from the ground and tossing them at the people in front of him.

But bending down to pick up leaves and throwing them wasn’t efficient. The two of them remained at a disadvantage, throwing one leaf for every three thrown their way.

Those in front of them kept their distance from Sang Ning, but their hands continued to hurl vegetables without pause.

Before long, Sang Ning used up all the rotten eggs in the basket.

She had the urge to use the emptied basket to break these people’s heads but held herself back, knowing that doing so might lead to fatal consequences.

Getting herself sent to jail over these professional online trolls wasn’t worth it.

The basket was off the table, so Sang Ning picked up an extra-large cabbage leaf from the ground. She gripped it like a flexible whip and began swinging it as she approached her opponents.

Sang Ning moved like a merciless whirlwind, smacking anyone she encountered without restraint. She even took care to ensure symmetry—if someone’s left cheek got slapped three times, their right cheek undoubtedly got slapped three times as well.

At this moment, Sang Ning resembled a lunatic freshly released from an asylum, frenziedly scrubbing people’s faces with cabbage leaves, her mental state seeming utterly unhinged.

The onlookers, who had been yelling and clamoring about beating up the Sang Family moments ago, suddenly fell silent. Terrified of provoking an obvious madwoman, they backed away, leaving plenty of space between themselves and Sang Ning.

"Why don’t y’all come closer? What, scared now? Let me see who I should slap next!" Sang Ning hollered defiantly at the crowd, her sneer cutting like a knife.

Though no one dared approach her, Sang Ning still clung to the cabbage leaf, waving it vigorously in the air with loud, cracking swipes. She didn’t stop until the cabbage leaf finally broke in half from her aggressive flailing.

The scene fell eerily silent. An odd pause overtook the chaos—both the trolls and Sang Youming and Hu Zhi froze in place, staring at Sang Ning in shock.

Unlike the trolls, Sang Youming and Hu Zhi had tears welling in their reddened eyes, almost on the verge of crying.

Look at what the latest online blacklists and trending hate posts had turned Sang Ning into.

A perfectly fine child, forced into madness!

"Let’s go, let’s go. Running into such a lunatic family is downright bad luck!" Someone suggested retreating.

It was in those few seconds of sudden quiet that Sang Ning finally pinpointed the speaker’s specific location.

She bent over, picked up an even bigger cabbage leaf, and let out a sinister laugh as though she were a villain in a movie.

Sang Ning’s chilling laughter was so unsettling it left the crowd completely bewildered.

While everyone was still dazed, Sang Ning charged in the speaker’s direction, grabbing the man by his hair and dragging him into the center.

The instigator turned out to be a scrawny, short man barely taller than 5’7". Sang Ning had no trouble hauling him around.

"See this? Dare to harass my family again, and this will be your fate! I’ll slap your faces until your mouths are swollen and crooked!" Sang Ning spat her threats, landing brutal cabbage-leaf blows on the man’s face.

The loud smacking sounds sent shivers down everyone’s spines.

Novel