CHAPTER 167: CHAPTER 37: RONG XIYI AND XIA XIYAO’S NIGHT CHAT_2

Rong Xiyi said, "Last night I went out of my way to buy him a fruit tea, but he didn’t come back. He went to another room again! This lecherous guy, always thinking about men and women stuff, sooner or later he’ll die on a woman’s belly, or be listless at a young age, like those men in the TV who get drained by succubi."

"But he seems pretty good; it was the girl who cried all night," Xia Xiyao commented.

Upon hearing this, Rong Xiyi’s face turned a bit red.

Rong Xiyi added, "Yaoyao, you don’t know, he just told me... This guy is often not serious, and this time he even got down to decimals, thinking I’d actually believe him!"

"It’s not impossible, is it? Some people are exceptionally gifted. Besides, judging by his performance on Friday night, it seems quite possible."

Xia Xiyao said, "Just like you, Xiyan, that big! Nationwide, only a bit over 4% of women reach size D; the national average is an A!"

"Yaoyao, what are you talking about?"

Rong Xiyi was extremely flushed; luckily she was wearing headphones.

"What’s the big deal? It’s just the two of us girls chatting privately!"

"But isn’t it too shameful?"

"What’s there to be ashamed of? I actually envy your figure."

"You’re just as big, aren’t you? What’s there to envy about me? Plus, your breast shape looks great, and I even think you’re a bit bigger than me."

Yesterday, the two of them went to a private hot spring, so they knew each other’s figures.

"But my butt’s not as big as yours!"

"Yaoyao, you’re being too blunt!"

The two girls kept chatting, going deeper and deeper into the conversation. If any guy were here, he’d probably be blushing.

Xu Lin logged off the game and went straight to take a shower.

When he came out, Liu Longsheng was already wearing a No. 24 Kobe jersey.

He said that the second class tomorrow afternoon would be PE class.

Both Xu Lin and Liu Longsheng had chosen basketball class, so tomorrow afternoon, they would head straight to the gym.

In Xu Lin’s class, Zhao Liangchen, Rong Xiyi, and two other girls also chose basketball class. The basketball class had more than fifty people, quite a number.

After putting on the No. 24 jersey, Liu Longsheng seemed to be channeling Kobe and started practicing a pretty standard shooting stance in the dorm.

"You might not believe it, but in high school I made the school team, and in terms of strength, I was one of the top players!"

Saying this, Liu Longsheng struck another standard shooting pose.

Knock, knock!

Just then, there was a knock on the door.

"Hey guys, has anyone signed up for the talent show?"

Zhao Liangchen’s voice echoed. He was the Arts and Entertainment Committee member, responsible for this task.

Hu Donghai let him in.

"Brother Hai, it’s always you who opens the door for me!"

Zhao Liangchen smiled, then looked at Liu Longsheng. When Liu Longsheng saw Zhao Liangchen enter, his face immediately darkened.

And Zhao Liangchen’s gaze fell on Liu Longsheng’s jersey.

"Prison Large!"

He shouted painfully.

Damn it!

Liu Longsheng’s mood worsened.

Damn, I really want to hit him!

"Kobe is my idol!"

Liu Longsheng stressed, implying, you better show some respect!

Zhao Liangchen added, "Kobe is actually my idol too, but compared to Kobe, I prefer James. Think about James, at forty, still dominating the court with a career total nearing 42,000 points, the future NBA all-time scoring leader, my personal history’s number one!"

"Number one of all time, where are you putting my Jordan?"

"Didn’t I say it, in my personal history number one!"

Liu Longsheng didn’t respond. He found Zhao Liangchen particularly annoying.

"Brother Long, are you signing up for the talent show?"

Zhao Liangchen asked.

Liu Longsheng coldly replied, "Yes!"

Zhao Liangchen handed him the form, "Brother Long, fill it out, your name and performance, but you’re probably singing, right?"

Liu Longsheng took the form and began to fill it out.

Name: Liu Longsheng.

Performance: Eason Chan’s "Elimination."

"’Elimination,’ huh? I can sing that too!"

Zhao Liangchen said from the side.

Upon hearing that Zhao Liangchen could also sing this song, Liu Longsheng suddenly wanted to switch to a different one.

But he held back, thinking, what’s the big deal if he can sing it too?

He knew Zhao Liangchen could only rap, making him sing properly would be quite challenging.

But then Zhao Liangchen suddenly started singing passionately, "I told all my lies, and you believed them all..."

Damn it!

Liu Longsheng really wanted to change songs.

Liu Longsheng bluntly said, "Your singing is terrible!"

Zhao Liangchen ignored him and continued singing passionately, "Just say I’ve lost weight, maybe you’ve gained weight..."

Damn it!

"Damn it, you’re singing it wrong! It’s ’just say I’ve lost,’ not ’lost weight’ or ’gained weight,’ but ’was scared.’ Zhao Liangchen, can’t you damn sing!"

"Brother Long, it’s fine, right? I’m not a professional. Besides, isn’t this just for fun, to lighten up the dorm atmosphere?"

Zhao Liangchen chuckled, then took the form to Xu Lin.

Seeing Zhao Liangchen go over to ask Xu Lin about signing up, Liu Longsheng couldn’t help but tense up. If Xu Lin also participates in the talent show, wouldn’t he be the most eye-catching guy there? And what about Liu Longsheng then?

Don’t sign up!

Liu Longsheng shouted internally.

"Bro, are you signing up for the talent show?"

"Not interested," Xu Lin replied.

"Bro, that’s such a shame. If you were to join the talent show, half the girls would definitely cheer and scream for you!"

Zhao Liangchen felt regret.

Xu Lin said, "That’s why I shouldn’t participate. I already have a girlfriend!"

"Bro, you’re the coolest guy in school!"