I go back to watching the standoff between a crazy man and a beautiful teenager.

    Out of context, my actions of just standing aside while an old man with white hair who happens to be bleeding a lot is staring intently at the teenage girl would raise some eyebrows. I mean, the least I could do is call the ambulance and especially the police.

    Especially since the old man has bloodshot eyes is breathing heavily while doing so, but I don’t need to.

    I mean, I WANT to, simply because only I’M allowed to breathe heavily while staring at Mikoto, but I realise that I would probably end up bleeding more than Clayman would be if I take this away from her.

    I mean, despite Mikoto’s impassive expression, I can tell.

    She is pissed. She is really annoyed with Clayman.

    Clayman- “You can’t defeat me! I am-“

    *Crunch*

    A crunching sound enters his ears. He turns his head back to me.

    Meanwhile, I am leaning back in Mikoto’s chair with a pack of Cheesy Dibbles, one hand holding the packet, the other hand inside the packet while I am chewing on the last of the snack in my mouth.

    Clayman turns his attention back to Mikoto.

    Clayman- “You can’t defeat me! I am-“

    *Crunch*

    I eat another one from the packet. Man, these are good.

    Clayman- “You can’t-“

    *Crunch*

    Totally underrated, I should introduce these back in Avalon.

    Clayman- “You-“

    *Crunch*

    Clayman- “Would you stop that!?”

    Rimuru- “Sorry.”

    Clayman sighs in frustration.

    Clayman- “You can’t defeat me! I am Clayman, the-“

    *Crunch*

    Clayman- “You can’t defeat me! I am Clay-“

    *Crunch*

    Clayman- “I am Clayman! The Mario-“

    *Crunch*

    Clayman- “The Marionette Master! A Demon-“

    *Crunch*

    Clayman- “A Demon Lord! Craz-“

    *Crunch*

    Clayman- “Crazy Clown of the Mod-“

    *Crunch*

    Clayman- “Crazy Clown of the-“

    *Crunch*

    Clayman- “Crazy Clown-“

    *Crunch*

    Clayman- “Crazy-“

    *Crunch*

    Clayman- “ARRGH! Crazy-Clown-Of-The-Moderate-Je-“

    *Crunch*

    Clayman- “Jes-“

    *Crunch*

    Clayman- “Jest-“

    *Crunch*

    Clayman- “Jester-“

    *Crunch*

    Clayman- “Jesters!”

    *Cruuuuuuuuuuunch~*

    I lick my fingers from the remaining flavour dust. I bet my mouth is covered in Cheesy Dibble powder. I’ll have to clean up later.

    I crush the empty packet into a ball and throw it over my shoulder. I look up to find everyone, and I mean EVERYONE, staring at me.

    I take out another packet.

    Rimuru- “You guys want some?”

    DJDAN