Wu Yong said with a smile, "you put those signs everywhere like exorcism. How can we bother you... People?"

    I smiled awkwardly, nodded Ni Siyu''s head and said, "if you have time to read more books, don''t fool around with these people. Did you drink again yesterday?"

    Ni Siyu said innocently, "what are you doing? I just came!"

    I found that she really didn''t call with Zhang Shun. She sat next to her with a pale face and weak body. There was a round between her eyes. It was Zhao Bailian. Next to him, Jing Er silly held a semiconductor, and their heads stuck on it from left to right, revealing an angel idiot smile

    I asked, "Xiao Zhao, why are you here?"

    Jing Ke said with a smile, "I asked him to come."

    "How did you inform him?"

    Li Shishi put in: "I''ll call uncle Zhao for him."

    I asked Zhao Bailian, "did you come here?"

    Zhao Bai''s face shook his head slowly, then made a gesture of shaking his arm and said, "I used to run!" Jing Ke smiled happily and hugged Zhao Bailian''s shoulder.

    Two fools have a good relationship!

    More than 60 teams signed up for the group martial arts performance. The organizing committee arranged to complete the performance in one day. Time is tight, so while a team performs, four teams should be arranged to prepare at the designated venue. The 300 soldiers of the Yue family army have ranked last in the team preparing for the performance. They are about to play. I waved to them from a distance. The soldiers had strong eyesight and looked this way. Xu Delong smiled at me and Yan Jingsheng accompanied him. In the neat team, Li still water mischievously saluted me with an American military salute. I don''t know where to learn from.

    I sighed: it''s still 300 that saves me worry. Discipline is really the life of an army. This team has a total of 300 people, all of whom died in the war. Let alone surrender, there is not even a deserter. The average loyalty should be more than 99.8%. Now they wear fake puma sportswear bought from the black widow. They have bright clothes and full HP. I really don''t want them to go.

    I pushed Ni Siyu away from the front row and grabbed her telescope to see the current performance team. Ni Siyu was just about to show loli''s ferocious nature to repay me. At a glance, I saw Xiang Yu. As a pathetic tear, he took his arm and coquettishly said, "big brother, Xiaoqiang bullied me..."

    The group performing the program happens to be the Jingwu free fighting hall upstairs. I don''t know what to say about the Jingwu gate created by Huo Yuanjia. It may be eight poles that can be barely scratched, and then pass it on to disciple Kaidi. The master printed on their shoulders is 7 points like Bruce Lee and 3 points like yen. Wow, he screams like thunder. It''s very powerful to push the sky with one foot.

    More than 20 of them rushed onto the stage and lit their fists. One of them stood squatting on his horse, the other ran up a few steps and flew on his shoulder, the other ran up dozens of steps and flew on the second''s shoulder, and the other ran up dozens of steps and flew on the third''s shoulder

    To make a long story short, when Liangshan heroes met Mr. Li one by one. The work of overlapping Arhats on the field has been carried out to the eighth person, staggering and pointing to the sky, which is spectacular. More than a dozen other people pretend to practice boxing nearby, which is very like the style of eighteen Arhats in the God of food.

    This program has two highlights. The first is the weight-bearing ability of the person at the bottom. This person is about 40 years old. When he was young, he was likely to pull coal in the tunnel where only one person could crawl. Shoulders are extremely firm; The second highlight is height. When the ninth man climbed up like an ape, the audience began to cheer and scream.

    of course. With the current human technology, it is not surprising that people pile up in the troposphere with high-tech measures, but the thrill is that they do not have any insurance facilities. Nine people pile up on the same line, and the top one can almost take off the hydrogen balloon at the conference venue. Suppose that an Indian ah San with his head wrapped around sits next to them and plays the flute, I wonder if they will rise to the sky like a rope.

    This nearly 10 meter ladder beat the whole audience and earned enough applause.

    Holding a cup lid, Zhang Qing said to me, "do you think they will pose a threat to our winning the prize? Do you want me to knock down the top one?"

    Wu used a telescope to judge the situation and said, "hit the bottom one..."

    Zhang Qing: "if you hit the top one, you''ll die at least three or four. Xiaoqiang will make up his mind."

    I put the telescope at the maximum magnification and said, "don''t fight. The judges like to work against the audience. The higher the applause, the worse."

    Zhang Qing smiled: "I''m joking. I haven''t killed anyone."

    In fact, our worries are superfluous. The five judges are not interested in this program. The chairman of the jury and the president of the Chinese Martial Arts Association point their fingers at the table to look at the next catalogue. The other two old men are talking and laughing. They don''t know what they are talking about. Anyway, they don''t sweep their eyes on the stage. The old Taoist is sorting out his Taoist clothes. As for the old monk, I''ve been meditating since I saw him. Maybe I didn''t sleep well last night.

    After the acrobatic troupe went down, the next program couldn''t be watched at all. Two men handed their guns with a single knife. Lin Chong praised me: "these two people have good Kung Fu and kill moves. If they are on the battlefield, they must be two good players." At this time, Yigan judges also focused their attention. I stuffed the telescope into Lin Chong''s hand and said, "you''ll face the people!"

    I got out of the audience, came to 300, patted Xu Delong on the shoulder and asked him, "how''s the preparation?"

    Xu Delong nodded: "no problem."

    "By the way, what are you going to perform?"

    Xu Delong said: "a set of collective stick."

    I looked at them and found a question: "where''s your stick?"

    Xu Delong said, "I forgot to buy it. I''ve thought about it. I''ll go up later and just look like it. Anyone with insight must know what we''re practicing."

    I lifted a cool breath from my feet to my head and grabbed his arm. "This is a martial arts performance, not a new concept composition competition. Don''t you want to die playing stream of consciousness with the judges?"

    Xu Delong didn''t care and said, "we''ve performed like this before. Marshal Yue said it''s good!"

    I jumped and said, "your grandfather''s grandfather said it''s useless. There''s no stick. You have to take one broom?" Speaking of brooms, my eyes lit up and I thought of the battle of the tiger Pavilion. Lin Chong takes the mop as a gun and the broom as a stick. It''s really difficult to get 300 martial arts sticks in such a short time, but there are several local markets outside the stadium. It shouldn''t be difficult to get 300 big brooms. I hurriedly pulled a few small soldiers and gave them money to go out and buy brooms. I specifically stated that I wanted the wheat straw broom with a long pole. Later, I simply told them, "it''s the kind used to sweep the street."

    In such a time, two more performance teams finished the program, and there was only the last one in front of us.

    I''m so anxious to walk around. Now I don''t know which school hired the Peking Opera actor on the stage. He acted in "cross slope", also known as "Wu Song Da Dian", playing the actress sun erniang, dressed in close fitting black leather clothes. Holding a whip, she looks like a queen, and the two messengers escorting Wu Song are arranged into two small receptions... It''s good to see a play. I''m not in the mood to see it.

    After the queen stepped down, we became the nearest performing team to the stage. The soldiers sent to buy sticks did not return, and more than half of the 12 double sticks on the stage were performed.

    Finally, a soldier with ten brooms finally came late, followed by the second and the third. Li still had the most ingenuity. He hired two tricycles to pull more than 200 at a time. I just distributed the brooms. The double stick left the stage, and the host motioned 300 to go on stage.

    That''s good. The soldiers who didn''t even have time to deal with the broom head had to rush into the center, because the stage couldn''t hold so many people, so only Xu Delong and four soldiers led the dance on the stage. The rest of the divergence stands around the stage. 300 large yellow brooms were erected in order. It doesn''t look like a strange spectacle.

    I saw that things had been like this, so I had to go to the audience. The audience pointed and laughed. Someone said, "why did the environmental sanitation bureau send a delegation?" A little boy nearby said contemptuously, "Dad, don''t talk nonsense. This is from Hogwarts School of witchcraft and Wizardry." he pointed to a little soldier with a scar on his forehead and said, "I see Harry Potter..."

    I buried my head in the crotch (creative needs, please don''t imitate) and walked back to the VIP seat. I only heard Xu Delong yell: "get up -"

    With the sound of "Hua La", 300 showed his starting posture, neat as 300 small pieces of paper being sucked by iron, and then brushed a few empty points from top to bottom. Many wheat stalks were shaken out of those Huang Yanyan''s newly bought brooms, swaying in the 300 neat team, which added a bit of killing spirit.

    Xu Delong turned the broom around his waist and poked his arms forward. The broom head was shaken by him. The soldiers were always half a beat slower than him. At the next moment, hundreds of brooms surrounded his waist, swept and stabbed forward. The soldiers shouted in unison: "kill!"

    Tens of thousands of spectators in the whole stadium were stunned for a long time. The old monk on the podium suddenly raised his eyebrows and opened his eyes. The other judges, who had been bewildered by the broom, were sitting in front of their faces.

    Xu Delong quickened his speed and danced the broom impervious to wind and rain. Sometimes he stabbed it out obliquely. Xiang Yu said, "Hey, there are several moves like a overlord gun."

    Lin Chong said, "well, sweeping is a stick and standing is a gun. This set of Kung Fu is very suitable for killing the enemy on the battlefield."

    So these 300 brooms are the legendary weapons of mass destruction? By the way, what should they do when they finish performing so many brooms?

    Lin Chong then looked at Xiang Yu carefully and said, "haven''t you consulted yet?" Lin Chong didn''t go to drink yesterday, and the heroes were all around Mr. Li asking about Yan Qing, so the two people haven''t been introduced.

    Xiang Yu was watching the performance on the field. He waved his hand and said, "well, Xiang Yu."

    I suddenly thought that both of them used guns, so I asked Xiang Yu, "brother Yu, what''s the highest level of using guns?"

    Xiang Yu said casually, "if you kill many people, winning is the highest level."

    I glanced at Lin Chong and remembered that he had said similar words. I couldn''t help but be shocked: "you two are smelly... Er, heroes think alike."

    Lin Chong and Xiang Yu looked at each other and smiled. The two gun kings of the next generation have a tacit understanding.

    At this time, the movement of 300 was not very neat. That was because the moves were faster and faster. Most of the people present had no accomplishments in traditional martial arts, and they didn''t know how to fight on the battlefield. They were not interested when they saw the action in disorder, but a few experts gathered together to draw. The five judges really didn''t cover it and looked brightly at the field.

    Xu Delong suddenly jumped high. Before landing, poke the broom firmly on the ground, and then lift the hand. It looks very tricky and cruel. Other soldiers follow the gourd and draw a gourd, and hundreds of brooms fall on the ground and lift it

    I knew it would be bad. The playground was full of land, and they were holding a broom to sweep the floor. Can you not raise the soil? Hundreds of people poked and puffed, and suddenly the dust filled the air. Unexpectedly, there were more and more similar actions behind. Xu Delong was on the stage desperately rowing in circles on the ground, and he didn''t know what he wanted to do.

    Lin Chong clapped his hands and said, "what a hook and sickle gun! I just don''t know why they also use this method?" It''s actually very simple. Liangshan''s broken serial horse makes the hook and sickle gun just for a while. The Yue army is at war with the Jin army, and the other side''s abducted horse is more difficult to deal with, so the 300 hook and sickle gun makes it even more fascinating. When you don''t have a gun, sweep the horse''s legs with a stick. It''s also very familiar.

    ... however, no matter how superb the shooting method is, the smoke and dust stirred by hundreds of brooms has covered the whole 300. It is no exaggeration to say that even if they spit lotus at the mouth now, people can''t see it.

    At first, I could vaguely see someone moving in the smoke. In the end, I couldn''t see anything. I saw the rolling loess on the playground. It''s like a physical monster growing.

    Unfortunately, a slight east wind came at this time. The wind was neither fast nor slow. It just led the yellow dust to the rostrum. The audience on the other side of the rostrum fled their seats happily. The five judges were stupid for a moment.

    Do you say they run or not? Of course, it''s too late to run. The audience at the bottom saw a joke. What''s the seriousness of this competition?

    If you don''t run, 300 will sweep more than half of the ground of the whole playground. When the dust settles. Then insert a small wooden board on their five original seats and write their names. That is the ready-made tomb. The state has banned burial for many years, and these five have made an exception.

    At this time, the difference between believers and non believers was obvious. The old monk closed his eyes and recited the Buddha''s name. His face was dignified and firm, with a compassionate feeling of "who will go to hell if I don''t go to hell"; The old Taoist, with an unfathomable smile, is the so-called "Tao can be Tao, extraordinary Tao, three or ten thousand in life, Zhuang Zhou turns into a butterfly..." in short, his expression is very, very misty; The one on the left, the chairman of the jury, seems quite clean. Facing the oncoming sand waves, he just subconsciously covers the mouth of the tea cup; The one on the right of the chairman showed a strange feeling of tenderness and attachment. I later learned that his home is in Inner Mongolia. The scene in front of him may remind him of his hometown and the sandstorm in his hometown

    The chairman looked around and sighed. His inner Qi was dark and he sat and waited to die.

    Yellow devil, mercilessly devoured the five judges we love

    I don''t know when 300 stopped. Anyway, it took a long time to see their shadow. It took a while for the breeze to clean the dust around them. The soldiers had thick soil on their heads and shoulders, but no one was ordered to take a pat. They stood motionless, even their eyes rarely blinked, and everyone wore a pigtail on their heads, As like as two peas in Terracotta Army, I looked back for Qin Shihuang, and I saw him staring at 300 and muttering to himself: "swish drops (cooked ripe land)" -

    After a long time, when the podium was calm, the fun was great. The five judges were just like pottery. They were 300 thick, but they were moving all the time, and these people could only sit quietly. It was conceivable that they closed their eyes and didn''t move. Obviously, they didn''t know that the dust had passed, With a smile, several staff members ran up to pull the judges out of the soil, changed the tablecloth, took a wet towel to help them recover their true colors. The judge who covered the tea cup practiced Qi Kung Fu is really first-class. He even took a drink from the cup. I saw that he chewed for a long time like eating fried noodles. Among the few people, the monk didn''t worry about silk. Just wipe his head with a towel. The hair of several laymen looked particularly bleak. The Taoist priest had better take off his hat and put it on the table. His long black and beautiful hair was particularly dazzling.