After the other teams resumed their performances, Xu Delong said he would go back to school with 300. Obviously, they were very satisfied with their performances.

    Li Jingshui and Wei Tiezhu ran over, took my hand and said excitedly, "brother Xiao, how are we performing?"

    I reluctantly smiled and said, "good."

    Wei Tiezhu said, "there is a transition in the front. The most wonderful thing is the set of magic subduing stick in the back."

    I said, "isn''t that a sickle gun behind you?"

    Wei Tiezhu said, "that''s also a transition."

    I covered my heart and said: "... Go back and have a rest as soon as possible." I''ll have to ask secretary Liu for some quick acting tablets and report the money for the broom.

    When I send them away, think about Wei Tiezhu''s words. I can''t wait to kill them.

    I returned to my seat with a gloomy face. I didn''t know which martial arts school was performing. It seemed that it was a martial arts family. A nail board had been put on the stage for a long time. The father and son, old and young, competed on the stage. Finally, I kicked my son down and fell on the nail board. My son stopped getting up, The son''s sons, two 13-year-old and 14-year-old grandsons, carried a slate up and fastened it on their father. Then a woman like a wasp jumped onto the stage, held out a small Gong, knocked for a while, and then made a four-way bow, "Three generations of the family have come to perform and get together at the Wulin conference. Ask where the restaurant is. It''s so strong that it chokes seven times."

    The audience was stunned and the judges were petrified. My depression was swept away. I focused the telescope and said, "Hey, it''s a little interesting."

    Then someone began to coax. The thin waisted young woman was not surprised. She flirted with several men and asked them to check the sharpness of the nail board on the ground and the authenticity of the stone board. Several men touched this and that, and then unanimously raised their hands around to indicate that it was a real knife and gun. Under the stage, she began to whistle and cheer. The baldness of a northeast martial arts school even caused a wave of people. They stood up and sat down from east to west, stood up and sat down several times, forming a huge shock wave, which infected the Guangdong team next to them, and then Shanxi, Shandong, Hubei and Henan. The audience also cheered, and the whole stadium was full of people. Finally, the evil wave stopped when they arrived at the honest and introverted Gansu team.

    On the occasion of this climax, the young woman''s father-in-law took the hammer from her grandson. The man jumped up, took a bowl of water and drank it. Then he turned around and asked the audience to check whether his back had become a watering can.

    The young woman pulled her husband to her side. You da pulled out a microphone in his arms and shouted, "why do you think he''s so good?"

    The audience shouted, "why -"

    The young woman said passionately, "do you really want to know?"

    Audience: "I really want to -"

    When the young woman touched her arms, she had several more packets of pills in her hand

    Zhang Qing was stunned and said, "those who sell Dali pills - I thought they sell Dali pills. I didn''t think they really sell Dali pills."

    The young woman''s hand was like electricity. She temporarily pulled those people on the stage, stuffed a pill in each person''s mouth, immediately put up the microphone and asked, "is it delicious?"

    The man who was asked smacked his mouth and said, "delicious is delicious, just a little like..."

    The young woman immediately withdrew the microphone, got into her husband''s arms and said happily, "do you want to be as strong as him?"

    This time the audience laughed and didn''t answer. Everyone could see that the man was yellow and thin, and his expression was numb. If it had not been squeezed into drug residue, it would have been smashed into internal injury, and the people of their family knew what they were doing for a long time, so they should read it as a joke now (in other words, the high IQ of NPC in this book is also a great point - the author''s note).

    When the young woman saw people''s reaction, she pushed away the man and jumped to her feet and shouted, "you must let me earn the slate money back?" The audience laughed, and the woman said, pushing the two children. The two children each carried a bag of Dali pills, rushed to the audience, and shouted, "Dali pills carefully refined by Tiger whip, deer antler, python urine. He''s good. You can come as well - one dollar a pill."

    I looked and said, "shit, it''s performance art."

    The audience is also greedy for fun. Many people have given up their money, and another dollar can''t do it now. I can''t even go to the bathroom twice for a dollar. When the bought ones were sent to their mouths, they nodded and said: delicious, sour and sweet.

    In fact, the last half of the sentence that the man on the stage didn''t finish was: "... It''s a bit like guodanpi."

    At this time, the judges were so angry that they gathered together and whispered for a long time. They called the staff up to study for a long time, and their faces showed a blank color, Then the sweating host jumped onto the stage like a runaway wild dog (for the third time) and said in embarrassment: "after the research of the conference, it was found that this performance team was not our current team at all. Please be careful not to be deceived - security guard, where is the security guard?" There was a roar of laughter at the meeting.

    Four or five security guards ran to the scene, ready to catch the old man and husband and wife who were packing up the props. The old man shook the hammer in his hand and sneered. The security guards shouted: "we respect the old and love the young!" Drift, turn, catch a man. The man held up the nailboard to meet him. A security guard, relying on his military leather shoes, flashed a flying foot at the nailboard. As a result, he couldn''t pull it off. The rest of the security guards ran away. The man was chased away after the nailing. The security guard could only follow with a crutch. Fortunately, he was very quick witted. He untied his shoelaces while jumping, and finally had to take them off.

    People inside and outside the venue have been crazy for a long time. In fact, there are countless head trainers here. It''s easy to catch these people, but such an interesting scene is rare. No one wants to break it. Besides, they always look at selling Dali pills than seeing security guards. Long after the Wulin conference, people talk about the stage of martial arts performance competition, Many people think that the first place should be awarded to the company selling Dali pills.

    The old man with a hammer was invincible. The man was the first to turn out of the wall. The man pushed the nail board and moved forward like a riot police. The young woman followed her husband calmly. When she came to the wall, the man threw the nail board outside. I went to the wall first, and then turned back to pull my wife. The woman was not simple. She ignored her husband''s outstretched hand and stepped on the wall as soon as she twisted her slender waist. She didn''t want to jump out of her arms and fall. There were microphones, big balls, handkerchiefs, small knives and scissors. She sat on the wall Yingying. He whispered to the stunned male audience below, "brother, please."

    The audience hurriedly picked up everything on the ground and handed it to her. She only picked up some useful land, leaving a pile of Dali pills in the hands of the audience and said with a smile, "those are for you to eat." Then he twisted his waist and jumped out. After a long time, a military leather shoe suddenly threw in from the wall

    I watched and laughed. Lu Junyi and Wu Yong couldn''t help laughing. Ni Siyu couldn''t even straighten his waist. The heroes gathered around to watch and burst into laughter. Hu Sanniang suddenly said, "Hey, look at that couple, they look like Zhang Qing and second sister!"

    Lin Chong looked carefully. Nodded and said, "you also have a three-point image, and Kung Fu also has a three-point image." Xiao let out a sigh: "look like again, this person is not the other person after all, empty melancholy." I gave him a soundtrack: "the strong throat is choking!"

    Xiao rang inadvertently said a word. But Xiang Yu''s face changed greatly. He staggered a few steps and sat down in the first row of seats, but everyone was watching the excitement and no one found it.

    The old man and the couple left. The two children were still dragging their pockets to sell "Dali pills". Two security guards ran towards them. The two children were not in a hurry. Walking up the steps while selling, the book shows that the so-called Dali pill is mainly made of fruit dandelion skin and coated with BlackBerry powder. Sitting outside in summer can actually relieve summer heat and thirst, although the price is a little expensive. But people do it for fun. And I know it''s not bad to eat, so I bought it one by one. When the security guard pulled away the crowd and came near, the two children''s pockets had been sold out. The bigger one closed his hand and let his brother climb up the wall with his palm. At this time, the front security guard had heard that he was going to breathe. Hu Sanniang saw here and hurried out and said, "I''ll help them..." Li Kui shouted, "I''ll go too."

    Dong Ping stretched out his hand to hold them and said with a smile, "what do you think they should do?"

    At this time, the younger brother on the wall stretched out his hand to pull his brother up, but it was too late. If his brother climbed up now, he was bound to be pulled down by the security guard. He saw that his brother was not in a hurry and calm. The security guard also muttered that he wanted to come forward but didn''t dare to come forward. Out of guard, the brother shouted on his face: "bah!"

    The security guard was startled. He leaned back and fell down. He was not supported by the people behind. At this time, his brother took his brother''s hand and climbed up the wall. He laughed twice and disappeared again.

    At the moment, the whole stadium was turned upside down by laughter. The people of the organizing committee called the security guards together and angrily asked how these people came in.

    I was looking over there with schadenfreude when a young man from the organizing committee found me and said that according to the memory of the security guard at the door, those who sold Dali pills claimed to know Xiaoqiang - that is, they let those people in because of me. So the organizing committee sent him to ask me if I know those charlatans.

    This time it was my turn to be depressed. I patted him on the shoulder and said, "it''s wrong of you. Obviously, I can''t know them - besides, the people looking for me carry hammers and nailboards, and the security guard doesn''t ask?" I said, "it''s good to sell Dali pills. Didn''t you let the 300 floor sweepers on just now? It can be seen that this is your omission."

    The young man opened his mouth: "you don''t know those just now?"

    I said with a smile: "play with you. In the future, anyone who says he knows me will give in to the code: the last sentence is to ask where the restaurant is, and the next sentence is a strong rumbling choking seven."

    After he left, I touched my chin and said, "strange, how can the seller of Dali pills know me?"

    Li Bai suddenly appeared with an extremely strange body method and said, "don''t worry, there is no confidant in the way ahead. Who in the world doesn''t know you?"

    I said, "it''s rare that brother Taibai didn''t drink today."

    Li Bai straightened his evacuated white hair like a traditional Chinese painting. He said with a smile: "yes, I''ve just slept. When I see the excitement here, I''ll come and have a look."

    I said, "how did you get in?"

    Li Bai said, "I told the doorman that I was Li Bai."

    I was relieved: "luckily you didn''t say you knew Xiaoqiang, or you should be beaten." Immediately I wondered, "you said you were Li Bai, so he let you in?"

    Li Bai nodded and said, "he also told me not to go to the middle of the field to pick up rags. I don''t know what he meant."

    It turned out that he was a kind man and regarded him as a psycho who picked up junk. This is also a way. When you see a movie in the future, you will say that you are Nicholas Cage. The one who keeps the door may let you in as soon as you are afraid.

    I couldn''t figure it out. Zhu GUI came up and said, "I couldn''t get in yesterday. I finally reported your name. At that time, many people without tickets wanted to come in. I thought that since they were all Wulin colleagues, they brought them in together..."

    I said, "so Xiaoqiang is better than tickets?"

    Ni Siyu said, "yes, we had to enter yesterday. The guard only allowed us to enter with the athlete''s certificate. Later, the old man basking in the sun at the door told us the secret. Later, I said we knew Xiaoqiang, so he let us in."

    ... I said, why are there so many people today! It seems that many people know me in this show.

    Li Bai held me and said, "very strong, virtuous brother..."

    I said with a dry smile, "just call me Xiaoqiang."

    "Xiaoqiang, let me ask, what are you doing with so many people? It''s not like playing polo. Also, I saw the man on the table holding something in his hand. It''s enough to smell his confidence. What''s that?"

    I looked around for a long time and didn''t know what he was talking about. Song Qing carefully said to me, "is he talking about the microphone?"

    As soon as I patted my head, I understood Li Bai''s meaning and thought of a question. Today is the only day Li Bai didn''t get drunk. That is to say, today is the first day he officially came into contact with the world. There are still a lot of things to explain to him. It''s a headache. I looked around and asked, "who will buy me some bottles of wine?"

    I said to get the old man drunk!

    Song Qing said with a smile, "don''t worry, I''ll tell him slowly."

    At this time, Li Bai suddenly saw the printed school flag on the table. He suddenly laughed and said, "who wrote the words on it? It''s so ugly!"