The First Chaos In History
Chapter 106
I said, "the time hasn''t come yet. If you don''t come in five minutes, you will abstain." He looked at me speechless. At this moment, Dai zongyouda moved in front of us for a few moments at the gate of the stadium and shouted, "coming, coming."
I asked the staff to go out first and asked Dai Zong, "Why are you alone?"
Dai Zong said, "in the traffic jam, I came first with the iron bull."
I looked behind him: "where''s Li Kui?"
Dai Zongyi patted his thigh: "it''s broken. I forgot to take off the armor and horse on his leg."
When we went out to have a look, we saw that Li Kui was making a circle around the stadium. He ran and danced with his hands and feet. He shouted, "Dean Dai, slow down. I shouldn''t have spilled wine on you yesterday!"
Dai Zong smiled shyly at me and said, "I''ve played with this silly goods before."
"Hurry and get him back. Run two more laps and his legs will be worn out." Dai Zongzheng was about to go. I said, "there is still a shortage of two people. Can you play?"
Dai Zong said while playing armour and horse: "the venue is too small for me to run. The iron bull can go up, and Dong Ping is coming." With that, he jumped out, chased Li Kui from behind, took the paper horse from his leg and stuffed it into his hand. Due to inertia, Li Kui ran for another half a circle before stopping. Tens of thousands of spectators in the whole stadium witnessed the whole process of the big black man walking away holding the two pieces of paper. They all wondered: how much did this grandson win?
Li Kui ran to me panting and shouted, "how can I fight without an iron bull?"
The last thing I want to use among heroes is Li Kui. The nigger is not bad, but it''s too dark. Letting him play may cause me some trouble. I stand on tiptoe and watch. Seeing that Dong Ping had run to the gate of the stadium, there was no one behind him.
I picked up a set of protective equipment and said to him, "put this on first, and you can do it."
Li Kui dressed well with the help of others and said, "don''t be so light-hearted, even if I put on a stone mill and find a sample to fight."
Now it seems that there is no other choice. If Dai Zong is allowed, he will have to turn the referee''s neck into a nut, and Duan Jingzhu and Tang long are probably unreliable. With Li Kui, at least one place can be kept. I put my hands on his shoulder and said, "remember, as long as you win the contest in a while, don''t hurt anyone!" I turned back and said to Jin Dajian, "move Wu Qing and Bai Qian..." Jin Dajian silently took two good cards in my hand. When I looked at the photos, it was Li Kui and Dong Ping. This is called the specialty of the art industry.
Now the time is 8:12. According to the rules, the two have abstained. The staff took Li Kui and Dong Ping forward 5 minutes ahead of their watch, presumably trying to find an excuse to wrangle with the organizing committee. In fact, we all worried too much, and the 179 teams joined the players in their own names. There were about 1000 people gathered on the playground. There was no time to call the roll one by one, and the scene was quite chaotic. To put it bluntly, the game to be held today is actually a qualifier. The organizing committee has no energy to be watertight.
More than 1000 people were lined up in a huge match table, that is, more than 500 groups, and then divided into morning and afternoon according to the tail number. Of our four people, Li Kui and Tang Long were lined up in the morning, and then divided into the challenge arena according to the number, waiting for the referee to call.
For a time, there was a lot of noise inside and outside the stadium. There are coaches, players and spectators on the playground, which is weather tight. Like the railway station in the Spring Festival transportation season, the staff can only drill around in the crowd, The speaker of the conference kept shouting hysterically: "please irrelevant personnel out of the field, please irrelevant personnel out of the field, security..." their dozens of poor security guards were wrapped in the center by the crowd. It''s hard to protect yourself. The hat was squeezed on the ground and trampled into pieces. The rubber stick was also taken away by the Jianghu people around him. The plastic vest printed with the word "preservation" turned countless hands into suspenders. A young security guard rushed his head in the crowd and shouted in despair: "no, no..."
This situation was obviously unexpected at the conference. In fact, they should have thought that this is not an art expo. The quality of all participants is not so high, and the audience is almost the most popular group of people in China. They don''t listen when you ask them to quit.
In the crowd, I saw a large number of Liangshan heroes arrive and get on the VIP seat. I hurriedly called Zhu GUI. I said loudly in the noise, "show me where Li Kui and Tang long are?" Then I saw Zhu GUI with a belly, a phone in one hand and a telescope in the other hand, just like the style of a founding marshal. He looked at it for a while and said, "there''s a big man near platform 25. Go and see if it''s too dark. Tang long can''t find it."
I took off my shirt, rolled it into a bag and carried it in my hand. As I walked, I called, "lard, be careful of lard -" but the results were very little. People didn''t lose common sense logical thinking. They knew that if a person wasn''t crazy, he couldn''t appear here with such expensive things. So I shouted, "get out of the way and pull it in your pants." this time, the crowd immediately divided into two and watched me pass in front of them. These people didn''t squeeze through the train and participated in the job fair. They knew that once the anal sphincter fell into the people''s War, it was particularly easy to open and close freely because of delaying the fighter.
When I came to stage 25, I saw Li Kui at a glance. I went up and patted him. He was uncomfortable there because he couldn''t get used to wearing boxing gloves. I saw him later and complained, "it''s a lot bigger to wear this fist, but it doesn''t hurt to hit people." he banged his fist on his face, "if only it were iron." The players around him began to look at us with strange eyes. I whispered to him, "don''t talk nonsense. Take it easy later." I asked him again, "where''s Tang Long?"
"The boy seems to be on platform 8. He just doesn''t want to go up."
After all, I thought Tang Long was born in a blacksmith. There should be no big problem with that wine. It was worth worrying that Li Kui did nothing light or heavy. I asked him, "when will you play?"
Li Kui hit his fist and said excitedly, "it''s my turn next."
On the stage, the two young people attack and defend properly, use flexible tactics, kick far and close, and fall close to each other. The referee is also more experienced. He always pulls open the players hugging together in time, and the players and the audience preparing for the game applaud constantly.
Li Kui was so bored that he kept shouting, "kick him, kick him - Hey, the guy next to you, go away!"
I was stunned and immediately understood what he meant. I grabbed Li Kui, pointed to the "puller" and said to him, "you play your life for me. Remember, that''s the referee. After going up, everything will listen to others!"
Li Kui looked around and saw that there were others in the challenge arena. Then he said, "I thought I was meddling. I''m thinking about beating him first."
Cold sweat flows down my neck
After three innings. According to the scores of the two players, the referee will judge one of them to be promoted and the other to be eliminated directly, and then ask the coaches of both sides for their opinions, and the players will sign. The referee took out the match table and read: "next game, Bai Qian of No. 087 vs. Li Daxing of No. 1001."
I hastened to hand in my papers. The opponent''s player is also a big man. The referee checked his ID card and player''s card and motioned for the opposing players to play.
Li Kui stepped into the field, turned back and smiled at me and said, "look at me!"
Then he turned around and stabbed the big white faced man waiting to salute the audience with one punch. The audience booed. The referee was stunned for a few seconds before he pushed Li Kui away, gave a warning, and then said to the scorer under the stage, "two points will be deducted from 087!"
Li Kui looked at me inexplicably, with a blank face. I said in a weak voice, "wait... When the referee asks you to do it, you can fight..." then immediately squatted down and found a stick to draw a circle on the ground.
Li Kui blushed immediately. He realized that his behavior was very disgraceful and despicable. He hurried over to pick up the big white faced man and said sorry, "I''m sorry, I don''t know. I''ll let you punch three for nothing."
The referee was also at a loss. The normal procedure was to introduce the athletes first, salute the audience, and then salute each other. In view of this special situation at present. He can only separate the two. Then a hand down, indicating the official start of the game.
Li Kui understood this time. However, he carefully asked the referee, "can you play?" The referee said sadly, "fight - don''t talk to me in the future."
Li Kui jumped in front of player 1001 like a zombie. The one who took his fist knew that Heida Hanli was incomparable. He was so frightened that he stepped back. Li Kui stretched out his face and said, "here, fight. Say it. Just give it three times."
1001 looked at his coach. The coach was a little confused at first, but immediately made a "you''re welcome" gesture, so the white faced man gave Li Kui three times: a left hook, a right hook and the last lower hook. The referee indicated that No. 1001 scored three points in a row. Seeing that I had to lose, I shouted, "fight back."
Li Kui rubbed his face and said, "Hey, it really hurts. I''ll hit you." He swung his fist twice, and one of them punched him. The white faced man protected his hands in front of him. As a result, his head and face were fine, but his body was scraped down like a straw marker in the flood. Li Kui castrated too fiercely, stepped on this man''s face and rushed to the stage. The referee pushed him aside and said, "don''t attack the fallen opponent."
The white faced man stood up unsteadily. Seeing that he didn''t fall to the ground, Li Kui punched him down, and then continued to argue with the referee: "I really didn''t mean to..." the referee finally broke out. He pushed Li Kui away, stamped his feet and shouted: "you, him... Will you fight?" He shouted to the scorer, "warning No. 087 once, deduct two points!"
A man waiting for the game next to me smiled and said, "your man will be warned again and sent out directly." I rushed to the stage and shouted, "don''t foul again!"
At this time, the first game is over and both sides take a minute off. Li Kui came to the stage and asked in a rough voice, "how did I play?" The player next to me said, "not very good. He was warned twice and got several points by the other party. If you play like this again, you will be sent out before the end." Li Kui and I asked him in unison, "what shall we do?"
The man sighed and said, "it seems that you are also wild. Well, you can fight back when he starts hitting you, so you won''t commit a foul." Li Kui and I said in the same voice, "good idea."
Opposite, the white faced man had a black and blue face, and his teammates kept massaging him. His coach looked at us and said to him, "it''s a good game. Just keep it up and lead him to a foul." The man spat blood and said, "coach, I''m afraid I can''t stick to your tactics..."
The referee looked at his watch and waved to both sides. The white faced man came on the stage trembling. Li Kui was also surprised by what we said. After the referee started the game this time, both of them stood face to face politely. Although the man didn''t dare to shoot easily, Li Kui also had a lot of scruples. After a while, they looked at each other deeply. Motionless, I really doubt that they will pout at the same time and make an uncontrollable "tut" next second.
Out of professional habits, the white faced man finally tentatively put a small light fist on Li Kui''s gloves, but Li Kui didn''t dare to attack rashly. The referee looked at his watch and suddenly signaled that the white faced man would get a point. I couldn''t help but say, "shit, this will get a point?" The player said, "it''s called 8 seconds inaction. The other party gets a point." When I was about to shout, he patted me and said, "don''t shout! A point will be fined for off-site guidance in the game."
I sat on the ground: "do you still let people live?"
This guy is really interesting. He shouted on the stage: "big black, fight, you can''t fight back." When the referee looked at him coldly, he spread his hand: "anyway, I''m not a coach."
This is the advantage of more people. The competition is carried out in the same environment as the mule and horse market. It is impossible to treat it so seriously. There are all kinds of shouting in the crowd, and it is difficult to find the coach hiding in it.
Li Kui finally became angry. His fists fell on the white faced man. He shouted angrily, "it''s not right to fight or not. Are you reasonable?" His opponent can only protect his head and face with his hands under his stormy attack, but we all have such a common sense that if someone hits you with his fist. You can put it away. It can be blocked, but if a sledgehammer hits it. You only have one choice is to avoid. The man beat Li Kui fiercely and was shaky. He looked very hurt. Li Kui beat him a few more times, and the second game was over. I proudly asked our off-site guidance: "how many points can I get from this beating?"
"Not a point."
"Ah?" I opened my mouth in surprise: "don''t you score if you beat that boy like that?"
The off-site guide said: "the opponent didn''t fall to the ground and didn''t hit others'' division. Why should I give you points?"
The man opposite sat on the small bench and said weakly, "coach, in fact, my original intention of learning Sanda is for your sister..."
The coach wiped his sweat and said, "I knew it. Don''t think about it first. As long as you can carry him in the third inning, we''ll win!"
The man said sadly, "you won''t forgive me after all -"
The referee was also very restless. He could see that the 10 men were not Li Kui''s opponents, but according to the strict rules, Li Kui could not catch up with him. He picked up a cigarette end from the ground and took two puffs, calmed down the surging mood, waved to both sides and said, "come on, you two finish it quickly."
This time, the man was determined to die. As soon as he came on stage, he launched a fierce attack on Li Kui. He kept punching and kicking. Fortunately, he tried to throw Li Kui over his shoulder several times. However, everyone can see that his fist is light, and his kick is the same as cotton. The so-called over shoulder fall is just holding Li Kui''s arm and holding his back against his chest. Li Kui is a fool, The counterattack was carried out strictly according to the standard of "the other party hit him five punches and he also hit one". The man''s fists and feet crackled on Li Kui like firecrackers, and Li Kui''s counterattack was like a cannon. After a "boom", there was silence for a long time. The man was getting worse and worse. He not only moved slower and slower, but also staggered to support him. It was probably the coach''s sister. If you make a movie, a beautiful girl should resolutely return from the airport and rush to the edge of the challenge arena with tears, and then our hero bo... Er, rose up and finally won.
In fact, in the end, except that the heroine didn''t come, the result was almost the same. When the man grabbed Li Kui and fell over his shoulder, Li Kui didn''t stand firm and fell towards him. Then the man was pressed under Li Kui with a snort. The referee judged that he fell to the ground at the same time, and Li Kui didn''t score.
So do not count, anyway, Li Kui is 0 points, player 1001 wins!
No. 1001 struggled to sit on the ground and was declared the winner by the referee with one hand. Li Kui stood beside him blankly and asked, "it''s over?"
According to the game etiquette, both coaches should salute each other. The coach of player 1001 threw a fist at me with resentful eyes. I waved to him and said sorry, "it''s causing you trouble." Then he took Li Kui and hurried away. Li Kui looked back and asked loudly, "I lost and won. Why didn''t anyone tell me?"
At this time, as many players were eliminated, the playground was not so crowded. I pulled Li Kui out of the crowd and really wanted to kick his ass, just like my father kicked my ass when I didn''t enter the kindergarten closest to home. I pointed to the audience and said to him, "go back by yourself. I''ll go and see Tang long." Li Kui finally reacted and said angrily, "how can I lose? I''ll argue with them!" I finally couldn''t help kicking him in the ass and shouted, "go back!"
Then before Li Kui came back, I went to platform 8, looked back at the silly goods and went back bitterly.
I walked around challenge arena 8 several times, but I didn''t see Tang long. I grabbed a man whose clothes said "Jiangxi Chengcai martial arts school" and asked, "brother, how many groups have been compared on this stage? Do you see a pockmarked son?"
Cheng Cai: "pockmarked? No impression."
I said, "my last name is Huyan."
Chengcai immediately came to God: "you say sister-in-law Huyan, ha ha, the name is too cola."
"Yes, how''s it going?"
"The boy just came on stage for a few minutes. He was beaten to spit out an egg. The referee was afraid of danger and terminated the game."
"Eggs?"
"Yes, it''s very complete. It''s smooth."
In my mind, someone swallowed a bag of eggs one by one - deserved it. Now I remember that ya bought so many eggs and didn''t give me any!
Our morning''s game was all over, and the result was: the whole army was destroyed! This is what I didn''t expect!
I walked back to the VIP seat with a dark face, Tang Long was dancing and telling his story: "... At that time, I couldn''t swallow, couldn''t spit out, and it was difficult to breathe. The guy punched me in front of me and shook the egg out. I was so happy. Later, the referee said that I wouldn''t let me compete and judged the man to win. My heart said that it was OK. People would save my life anyway..."
I kicked the door, went straight to the front, picked up the water cup, threw it on the table, and shouted angrily, "you are so shameful! Do you want to take the fifth?"
The heroes found that I looked wrong today. Usually a person with a funny face. Now a slap on the table and stare, the effect is particularly obvious. Besides, when they lost two games in the morning, they also felt that it was not a meaning. In addition, they drank all night since they entered the city. As a result, they were blind when they did their business. They probably felt ashamed and speechless. Some turned their heads to one side in embarrassment.
I said earnestly: "brothers, even if you feel that taking the fifth place has disgraced your reputation, even if you are not for the 1 million tourism expenses, can you help your brother? The third sister was born in 1107, and most of the people here are older than her. According to 900 years per person, we can add up to tens of thousands of years --" I said the excitement, I walked up and down quickly in front of them with my hands on my back. I had enough big tailed wolves. I changed my voice of sadness: "let''s say that in the morning''s competition, whether we lost in strength or skill is not as good as people! It''s pride or failure to treat our opponents as people - sad, brothers."
I sighed emphatically, "sad!"
Lu Junyi stood up with a red face and said, "Xiaoqiang, stop talking..." he turned around, Pat the table and say in a long tone: "During the martial arts competition, I put forward several requirements. First, no drinking. The brothers who are addicted to alcohol should restrain themselves and take the lead - especially reminding Zhang Shun and the Ruan brothers; second, during this period, everyone should spend no less than 15 minutes a day to familiarize themselves with the rules of the game, and if necessary, gather the questions and give them to Xiaoqiang to ask him to find someone to answer; third, listen to Xiaoqiang If so, don''t let him get hurt. Everyone can see that this brother is a good brother. We''ll help him finish his wish. Don''t have any opinions on who loses and who wins in the future. Do you agree? "
Now that their two leaders have spoken, the heroes are ashamed, so everyone says, "good job!"
Oh, my heart is finally a little comfortable. Our Xiaoqiang finally shocked the tiger body and sent out the air of King hegemony once. In fact, I don''t care about the result of the single player. I can exchange their attention with two defeats, which is the biggest gain.
Duan Jingzhu suddenly panicked and said, "I''m going to lose this afternoon. Won''t you scold me?" A group of people stared at him without talking.
Duan Jingzhu said with a cry, "I don''t want to go on myself."
Dong Ping said, "don''t go in the afternoon. Let your opponent and my opponent beat me one, and one will win or lose."
Lu Junyi looked up and asked me, "is that ok?"
Me: "sad..."
Lu Junyi: "... Jingzhu, take a good look at the rules at noon and lose in the afternoon -" Lu Junyi said gnashing his teeth, "we don''t blame you!" Liang Shan lost two games in a row. He was the leader who felt the most disgrace.
Without a word, Duan Jingzhu picked up a copy of the competition rules and ran out. The bitterness was just like the one in the blue love of life and death.
Then the heroes Yang Zhi, Zhang Qing and Zhang Shun, who felt that they were very likely to go to the competition, quietly took away a copy of the competition rules and looked at it. Seeing that the situation was very good, I picked up my telescope and looked down with hesitation. I looked at the challenge Arena for a while. No, another one was not. I found it patiently. Wu Yong put his head together, Considerate whispered: "there are three games in the morning of crescent women''s school, all finished..."