Liu bangton was stupid. We know that when he was young, he was a professional gangster and lazy. His father often told him: if you don''t farm land, I won''t have your son.

    But this guy is actually popular. He should be a kind of cute ruffian. It is estimated that he was teased by the rust in his head after being an emperor for many years. When I was so frightened, his face showed a very strange expression: he wanted to accompany a smiling face and habitually wanted to be rigid. I thought he was also very poor. Let him go and came to Xiang Yu, Said: "brother overlord, what''s the matter? Let''s go with it in our last life. What''s wrong?"

    Xiang Yu looked up at Liu Laoliu, who seemed quite taboo. Liu Laoliu choked his cigarette and said, "he has something on his mind. He may not want me to know that I could read my mind. Unfortunately, I can only use it once a day - just now I found that you want to hit me in the head with an ashtray." He stood up and said, "then I''ll go. You don''t have to hate me so much. If Xiang Yu hadn''t made a particularly fierce noise, I wouldn''t come to you so soon."

    After Liu Laoliu left, Xiang Yu suddenly rushed to me, lifted me in mid air and shouted, "you get me back!" I stepped on the cloud step and shouted, "where are you going?"

    "I want to go back to my battlefield. I want to see my concubine! Get me back quickly!"

    I immediately remembered what Liu Laoliu told me when he first met me. Now it seems that the ambition of overlord Chu is not over. If he can really return to the battlefield, even if he is placed under the ridge, with the lessons of the past, the victory or defeat between him and Liu Bang is still unknown. Personally speaking, I prefer Xiang Yu, although he has told me that his nose is not nose or eye since he entered the door. But the consequences of sending him back to history obviously can''t even afford a high V like the king of hell, so I''m the scapegoat.

    I said helplessly, "I''m not an immortal. How can I get you back to the Han Dynasty?"

    After hearing this, Xiang Yu glanced at Liu Bang: "Han Dynasty? So you really became emperor in the end?" Liu Bang''s face appeared the expression of "smiling and crying".

    Xiang Yu suddenly looked back at me: "I can give him Jiangshan. As long as you send me back, I just want Yu Ji not to die."

    I gave up the struggle and said in mid air, "even if I get you back, hundreds of thousands of brothers beat you and your horse, it will still be over." Xiang Yu smiled like Xiao Xin, but his expression was ferocious, The laughter was mixed with anger and conceit: "it''s easy for me and Yu Ji to get out of the siege. But Yu Ji saw that my ambition was depressed and wanted to inspire my ambition with death. Finally, Xiang was a fool and hated Wujiang. Until the Yin Cao, I suddenly realized that what ambition was just a passing cloud. If I wanted me to choose again, I''d rather spend a year quietly with Yu Ji."

    I said, "you''re so moving."

    Xiang Yumu said, "I repeat, I want you to send me back!"

    I spread my hands: "anyway, I can''t do it. I''m not afraid to tell you the truth. I''m not an immortal at all, and this is not a fairyland."

    "Where is this?"

    "China, your hometown is now called Hubei."

    "How far is it from Hubei?"

    "Take the train for more than 20 hours - Oh, I''m sorry to forget you don''t understand. It takes half a month to ride. It''s no use for you to go there. Even if you can find Yu Ji''s bone, it''s also national."

    "Are you really not an immortal?"

    I pointed to myself floating around in the air: "if I were an immortal, do you think you can do this to me?"

    Xiang Yu threw me on the ground and murmured, "it turns out that I can only survive for one year in exchange for making trouble with Yin Cao (this idiom is only available in the Song Dynasty. You can understand the spirit. You can also understand that Xiang Yu learned it in the underworld)." The iron man hugged his head and cried in front of me.

    This move aroused my great sympathy. Such a loving and righteous man is really hard to find. Moreover, he can maintain his heroic nature, cry and laugh whenever he wants - Xiang Yu''s tears are as big as a sundae.

    I walked over, patted him on the shoulder and said, "brother Yu, don''t be too sad. Let''s find another way. Think about it. Since you can come to me, my sister-in-law may also come. I swear, if she comes, I''ll spend all my money to send you to Europe."

    Xiang Yu raised his head and suddenly hugged me: "you''re right. Why didn''t I think of it?" I was hugged by him and said angrily, "if you don''t let go of me, I can go to yincao and bring a message to my sister-in-law -" Xiang Yu let go of me and said sorry, "sorry, brother, do you think Yuji can really come?"

    "As long as my sister-in-law hasn''t reincarnated, I''ll get her here through the back door." Xiang Yu wanted to hold me again. I jumped 5 meters away. He smiled awkwardly and said, "you will be my brother in the future."

    At this time, I found that Liu Bang looked strange. I pointed to him and said, "don''t tell others what we say, or I''ll lock you in the same room with Qin Shihuang!" Liu Bang shrunk his neck.

    I looked at Xiang Yu''s fine armor and Liu Bang''s imperial robe. I had no clothes to change for them. Now Jing ershan is the best "configuration", wearing ADI on the upper body and Lee on the lower body, I took the underwear from the packing bag to him now (in view of the fact that Jing Ersha often doesn''t zip up, the underwear must be worn). Qin Shihuang is going to be worse. He is wearing a set of nylon products, and I wear all his underwear. With several sets of clothes and washing, there are no summer clothes for Xiang Yu and Liu Bang.

    I led the two men up the stairs and walked through the first bedroom - steamed stuffed bun. They had got up and chatted in it. After passing through the second room, the bedroom transformed by the warehouse, Qin Shihuang is still sleeping. According to reason, the three people can''t fight when they meet. Although Xiang Yu and Liu Bang have seen the honor guard of winning the fat man passing in front of them, theoretically they will never see Qin Shihuang himself, and Qin Shihuang is even more unlikely to know what they do. But I still think it''s too weird to put these three people in one room.

    I led them to Jing Ke''s house and said to Liu Bang, "the fat man next door is Qin Shihuang. If you dare to talk nonsense, I''ll tell him what he has done and call Zhang Liang and Han Xin. One of you three is not enough for him to eat." I said to Xiang Yu, "brother Yu, I know you are a hero and don''t care about anything, but those things in my previous life..." Xiang Yu interrupted me and said, "I don''t care about anything except Yu Ji. I won''t provoke him."

    I came to Qin Shihuang''s house, turned out a lot of messy clothes from the wardrobe and came back. I pulled Jing Ke, who was lying in bed listening to semiconductors, at the door and said to them, "change your clothes. You can''t have less from the inside to the outside." Xiang Yu is absent-minded. He listens to what I say. Liu Bang knows that I am a second pole and dare not offend me.

    Standing in the living room, I was in a dilemma. After arranging for Mr. Li, it has caused me to separate from steamed stuffed bun. Now there are two free meals. What should I tell her?

    I knew what to say as soon as they came out.

    Xiang Yu wore my high school uniform with the cuffs to his elbow. In those days, I wore pants without trouser legs. He wore them like 7-point pants. The reason why I didn''t throw away this school uniform was to break it as a mop.

    Liu Bang was more cokes. He ran out in autumn clothes and trousers. The two men were tall and short, dressed in different clothes and looked depressed. They were two refugees.