The First Chaos In History
Chapter 14
I sighed and said, "that''s right, brother Ying. Money is immortal everywhere. If you can understand this sentence, you won''t stay with me in vain."
"Hungry also found that your prestige is far from that of hungry. When you were hungry, there were more than 2000 opening drops. Look at you again."
Depressed, I filled half a bottle of water and was speechless for a long time. Yingpang comforted me and said, "but hungry still silk (yes) likes the mouth (this). I don''t want to be hungry again."
This tells us that the mayor is uncertain: Qin Shihuang, the eternal emperor, was born in the old society and passed through the modern times. Under his administration, he would rather change his face and be an ordinary citizen. What a great political achievement.
At this time, the steamed stuffed bun came out. Xiang Yu was wearing a little red hat and a Guevara. Liu Bang was wearing a yellow shirt and yellow pants (it seems that he was still sensitive to yellow). The steamed stuffed bun asked me from a distance: "where''s our cousin?"
"Here I am." Li Shishi came out of the bookstore with some books in her hand. Jing Er silly settled accounts with the boss behind her.
I was frightened and took over Mr. Li''s book. The top one was home appliance maintenance. I sweated a little. The second one was 600 movies I must see in my life. I sweated a little more. The last one was the history of Chinese architecture in Liang Sicheng. I sweated a lot. I thought she was going to choose books such as a brief history of China. I also visited that bookstore. I remember a book even called Li Shishi, a famous prostitute in the Song Dynasty. Unexpectedly, the girl was almost invisible. The three books she chose introduced modern civilization in a three-dimensional way. It seems that she is really a difficult woman to deal with.
Jing Ke ran over happily holding a pile of tickets. Li Shishi bought pirated books, which added up to only 24 yuan (hey, 8 yuan for a book, which was understood by her friends who bought pirated books). She thought the price was probably calculated from the book cover. She knew it was so cheap, she would buy more.
I ordered a bottle of coke for each of the people who just came out, and asked Jing Ke to forget the money and give him the rest. I have to consciously cultivate these people''s basic survival knowledge, or how painful I have to live this year.
The steamed stuffed bun took Mr. Li''s hand and said, "we''re going to choose some underwear. Take them and buy some replacement clothes. By the way, there are toothbrushes and slippers. Let''s call..."
I grabbed the steamed stuffed bun and cried, "you can''t leave me alone!" Steamed stuffed bun looked at the strange eyes of passers-by and broke my hands hard. I don''t care. If I want to take these four people wandering around the crowded Futai Road, I might as well find four African jungle black acquaintances who have given birth to countless children and let me die. In particular, Qin Shihuang tasted the sweetness and had a smooth hand. I have to give money to eat whatever I see.
The steamed stuffed bun said curiously, "what do you say to do, or go together?" I nodded hard. Mr. Li giggled and said, "cousin and sister-in-law have a good feeling. They can''t be separated for a while." I stared at her. In this way, Qin Shihuang skimmed another banana on the fruit stand
... with a banana in our hands, we walked into a women''s underwear store. More than a dozen rows of plastic breast molds stood in front of us. There were two naked on the side. I squatted close to the wall and buried my head in my crotch. If it''s just me and steamed stuffed bun, I can accompany her bravely and sometimes put forward my own opinions - after all, women''s underwear is not only for themselves.
But now I''m leading a group of men behind two women. It''s weird. It''s easy to have bad associations.
Sometimes I really admire Liu Bang. This guy followed the two girls with his hands on his back and looked at the underwear materials on the breast mold from time to time. Several times, his nose was almost buried out of sight. I don''t believe he didn''t know it was a shame to do so. Xiang Yu was obviously thinking about something else. When he came to the rough sea, he found something wrong. He stood there and looked left and right. He was so tall that even people outside the store could see him. Jing Ke is a good man, but he is standing in a bad place. There are only two chest models in the whole store. In order to find semiconductor signals, he is standing right in front of those two things with an idiot smile on his mouth. He is like twins with the obscene men on the Internet.
The fat man squatted next to me and said suspiciously, "how do you look hungry? How do you pinch your eyes?" My mind flashed a very debauchery scene. Hehe smiled and said, "did you see a large group of beautiful women dancing stripteases at that time?" The fat man shook his head and said, "I''m hungry. It''s all clothes." I suddenly said, "do you think of your terracotta warriors and horses?"
Qin Shihuang patted his thigh: "just silk (yes). How do you know?"
I suddenly sweated on my forehead. I thought of an earth shaking event: where the mausoleum of Qin Shihuang is still a mystery. Although it is recognized that it is the Lishan tomb, there is no body of Qin Shihuang himself found there, and it is confirmed that the tomb has not been stolen. That is to say, the Lishan tomb is probably just a fake Tomb of Qin Shihuang to hide people''s eyes and ears, So where is the real tomb? No one in the world knew before, but now at least one is an understanding person: Qin Shihuang!
I stammered, "brother Ying, do you know where they buried you after you died?"
"Hang skin (stupid b)? How can you know if you''re hungry?"
I wiped my sweat (I have to buy a bottle of water later) and said with relief: "I don''t know. It saves me a thought..."
"But before starvation, ask them to bury their hunger far away, and the place will be angry (go) once."
"Lishan..."
When Qin Shihuang heard the word Lishan, he said contemptuously, "crooked (that) is a fake drop."
I sweated endlessly and asked carefully, "can you still find that place now?"
The fat man smacked his mouth and said, "it''s not good for the society."
Lishan King Qin''s mausoleum is really fake! I also want to ask, steamed stuffed bun holding a bra over there shouted to me, "how about this one, Qiangzi?" I buried my head in my crotch again. Liu Bang held his chin and said, "I like the black one." Steamed stuffed bun stared at me, then smiled and said to Liu Bang, "then buy you one?"
Xiang Yu stood in the bra pile for a moment. He quickly walked up to me and said, "Xiaoqiang (hey, he was finally called so). How fast can the thing we sat on when we came here?"
It seems that overlord Chu is really fond of children and women and short of heroism. Now he wants to go back to Yu Ji wholeheartedly. He probably doesn''t know that what I told him is time, not distance. Li Shishi wouldn''t make such a mistake.
But I can only answer him first and say, "that''s a van. The fastest is 80 miles. If it''s a good car, it can be two to three times faster."
Xiang Yu said, "80 miles?"
"Oh, it''s... let me tell you, the best horse can run more than 60 miles. The one you rode was estimated to run 70, and the thing we sat on can run 80, and can run day and night."
Xiang Yu''s eyes were full of excitement: "does that thing want to make it run?"
"Er... I have to take a test - I don''t know anyone in the vehicle management office."
"What do you mean?"
"It''s just hard to get, and it''s not mine. I can''t afford it for the time being."
Xiang Yu smiled proudly: "money is not a problem -"
"The problem is no money, brother. Let me tell you the truth. I earn as much as one of your firemen in those years. How many years do you have to save if a fireman wants to buy your wuzhui horse?"
Xiang Yu frowned and immediately said, "the thin armor I wear is made of real gold. The cost of asking someone to make it is 3000 gold. Can you buy a van if you sell it?"
I only made a rough calculation - I didn''t calculate it, and said, "I can buy countless BMWs."
"I don''t want a BMW. I just want a van."
Promising!
Xiang Yu continued, "you''ll sell it when you go back."
I suddenly remembered Lao Pan''s words. If a dagger of Jing Ke stabbing Qin could send me to prison, I would never turn over. A vest worn by Xiang Yu would probably be no worse. I told Xiang Yu, "I''ll explain this to you slowly. If you like driving, I can teach you, but it''s not so easy to go back and find your sister-in-law."