Chapter 15 - The First Chaos In History - NovelsTime

The First Chaos In History

Chapter 15

Author: Zhang Xiaohua
updatedAt: 2025-04-21

Then I heard a very mysterious voice: Gulu.

    Without saying a word, I hugged Qin Shihuang: "brother Ying, we''ll have dinner later. Don''t go out again."

    Xiang Yu said shyly, "it''s me..."

    No wonder Xiang Yu was so obsessed with his own business that he ate as much as Li Shishi in the morning. With his physique, Qin Shihuang could eat half more steamed bread than him.

    Liu Bang was shameless and energetic. He followed the two women all the way to the funny underwear counter. It was hard to say anything about steamed stuffed buns. He could only discuss with Mr. Li in a low voice. Liu Bang put his head together and listened to it for a while and asked loudly, "what''s sexy? Qiang Zi likes white?" The salesman burst out laughing.

    My back teeth touched my back teeth and said, "brother Yu, do me a favor and throw the boy out."

    Before Xiang Yu moved, Liu Bang trotted to the door of the store, holding the door frame and said bitterly, "you can''t ask if you don''t understand?"

    I walked over and said to them, "let''s go out to eat first. It''s half afternoon." Steamed stuffed buns were embarrassed to stay, and whispered, "why is Liu Ji so stunned - what do you say to eat, as long as you don''t eat steamed stuffed buns."

    I sighed and said, "Liu Ji actually has a wife, but his wife is too powerful. I guess he has to turn off the lights in Chuang, which broke Liu Ji''s management."

    I arranged Xiang Yu in the middle and pulled the team into a shop. I told the waiter, "come five kilograms of fried cakes and a basin of cold bean sprouts." The waiter said in amazement, "how many are you, sir?"

    "Seven."

    "Hehe, the quantity of fried cakes in our shop is very sufficient. Most people eat three Liang..." at this time, Xiang Yu bowed his head and came in. The waiter immediately said, "Oh, five kilograms, right?"

    This is the first time I took them out to dinner. In Liu Laoliu''s words, these are all my customers. I took my customers to eat 5 kg of vegetarian fried cakes on Futai Road, and then continued shopping.

    Carefully, steamed stuffed bun also reminded me to buy some cotton cushions, or I won''t be able to sleep at night. It''s a headache to think of this. I really can''t figure it out. There are five men in two rooms. Liu Bang and Xiang Yu can''t be together. Qin Shihuang doesn''t want to be with snoring Jing Ke. Liu Bang doesn''t want to be with Qin Shihuang. Xiang Yu hates Jing Ke and always asks him about villains

    As for me, I don''t want to see anyone!

    A college entrance examination question appeared in my life, and the 26 points of that year (Xiaohua college entrance examination mathematics 26, forgot to remind) didn''t seem to come from this question.

    Xiang Yu holds the two newly bought cushions. One person''s long cushion gives him a clip, just like an ordinary person holding a briefcase. Li Shishi carries her book and Liu Bang holds the changed and newly bought clothes. Jing Ke has only one hand free, so he asks him to take some newly bought washing utensils. As for Qin Shihuang, in order to block his mouth, he must keep eating, I bought him a bag of pockmarks to eat.

    We all walked back happily. In the car, the steamed stuffed bun said, "when we pass the supermarket, let''s go in and buy something." I love her so much. Have you seen this woman do a good thing since she appeared in this book?

    If you lead Qin Shihuang in like this, you can''t get out with a monthly salary of less than 15000, and you have to pay a fine. You have to go back to a well-off family quickly before the 1980s. I feigned a smile: "let''s go back first and send you out myself to buy gas for the car."

    Li Shishi interrupted, "I think it''s better to go now." She was reading her book. I couldn''t figure out how there was such a thing as a supermarket in the history of Chinese architecture in Liang Sicheng. I looked in the rearview mirror and saw her face. Hey, ran, I understand that she recognized my nervousness and deliberately opposed me, because everything I was nervous about must be useful to her.

    Qin Shihuang asked with pockmarks: "dry sprinkle (what) drops?"

    I held it for a long time. I really didn''t know how to tell him. To let him know the beauty, I lost all my money - it''s not enough to compensate! Fortunately, Baozi misunderstood his meaning and told him, "let''s buy some vegetables and I''ll cook them for you in the evening."

    "Oh - Wai (that) is hungry (go)."

    At the entrance of the supermarket, I said to the steamed stuffed bun, "can you go with your cousin, we won''t get off." Steamed stuffed bun led Mr. Li away happily. I turned around and said fiercely, "none of you abide by the law, especially you, brother Ying, don''t spit your skin on the car!"

    Xiang Yu didn''t listen to what I was talking about at all. He watched me driving all the way. Now he put his arm on the seat and asked seriously, "stepping on that is walking, stepping on that is stopping?" I said in surprise, "yes, brother Yu, I can see it."

    "What''s that stick in that hand?"

    "Leave the stick alone and buy an automatic transmission later."

    "I''ll try!" He was about to squeeze from the back, and the van was knocked back and forth by him. I pushed him back: "when I have a chance in the future, I''ll leave you far away."

    After waiting for a while, steamed stuffed bun and Mr. Li came back, carrying a lot of dishes and a few bottles of wine. Mr. Li actually chewed a gum in her mouth. She got on the bus and gave each of you one. She also told: "don''t swallow -"

    Looks like she''s good again this time.

    This time, shopping was dangerous, except that my wallet was as shriveled as a toad after being liberated by FAW.

    When I was refuelling the car, Jing Er silly covered the semiconductor in his ear and muttered to himself. A yellow vest came and knocked on his glass and said, "Sir, please don''t use your cell phone."

    At the door, others followed the steamed stuffed bun upstairs. As I expected, Xiang Yu stayed. Finally, I really couldn''t bear to return the car in front of him. I pointed to a bicycle at the door and said to him, "that runs very fast, but it''s a little tired."

    Xiang Yu gave me a very professional reason to refuse: "can''t you even run 20 miles?"

    Ah, it''s not good to deceive Xiang Yu like Jing Ke. Historically, it is said that he is the benevolence of women, which shows that this rough looking man has a delicate side. It''s mainly because the street is broken today. At least Qin Shihuang knows that the outside world is delicious, and Li Shishi knows where to buy books. Liu Bang is normal at present, because he is lecherous. He is indifferent to seeing the beautiful women all over the street, And even the uglier ones can''t compare with steamed stuffed buns at all. It seems that if you want him to empathize and don''t fall in love, you must find a sister in their previous store - that sister robbed someone of her boyfriend and was splashed with 98% sulfuric acid in two pickle cans on her face.

    Later, I thought of a way, that is to get Xiang Yu drunk first and then return the car. As the saying goes, a drunk can solve a thousand worries.

    I forgot to ask him how much he could drink, which shows that my intelligence has obviously kept up with him since I met Jing Ke. What happened later makes me regret it.

    I knew I should spend more time with Mr. Li if steamed stuffed bun agreed.

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