The old man pointed at me. I didn''t feel right without him saying anything. Although my brother was not as "very" as AV male actor, he disappeared like a rice skin in a force 12 typhoon! I covered my crotch. The old bastard pushed me into the street and shouted, "look at Zhang Ziyi!"

    The first to find me was two "dinosaurs" wandering in the street. The two women add up to at least 300 - kilograms. When they heard the old God''s cry, they inadvertently looked here, and then screamed like a strange hand in their crotch. Fortunately, it was more than one o''clock in the afternoon. Fortunately, I lowered my head in a black silk shirt and 7-minute trousers and didn''t attract other people''s attention.

    In a burst of earth shaking and mountains shaking, two dinosaurs rushed towards me. I had to top my teeth with the tip of my tongue. Dantian called Hunyuan Qi, which made a dry land jump (climb) into the park wall. Through the railing, I begged the old God stick: "change me back quickly!"

    At this time, the two dinosaurs were only separated from me by a wall. One of them just grabbed the railing and shook slightly. The whole wall began to fall off the earth. I stretched out one hand out of the railing and cried sadly: "if you are a flower, leave me alone..."

    ... after a long period of confusion, the old God finally changed me back. Then he put on a pair of sunglasses, took out a pen like thing and said to the two dinosaurs, "look here..." after a click, the two dinosaurs were as numb as a chicken (see man in black for details). But after a while - "Zhang Ziyi!" One of the dinosaurs shouted. The old God stick was sweating and muttered, "it seems that Western goods are unreliable..."

    Gossip is seldom told, and the book returns to the true story.

    "Believe me or not?"

    "What do you want me to do, say it." To a certain extent, I still maintain a righteous tone when I recover my man. Even if he is an immortal, I have 5 yuan in my pocket. What can I do?

    "Don''t be emotional. I''m here to help you. Remember what I told you? As long as you help them, they''ll make you an immortal."

    "What did you say first?" In fact, I''m not interested in Cheng Xian. How about mixing with the five-star general? Flirting with a Chang''e still turns into a pig on a moonlit night.

    "The underworld is not peaceful recently. The reason is that the judge drank too much when attending the wedding of the brother-in-law of the king of hell, which reduced the life expectancy of a large number of people in the book of life and death by one year. In order to make up for it, the king of hell had to introduce the policy of" one short for two "or even" one short for three "to make up for this year in their next life, but you should know that passers-by a and B are easy to deal with. How do some people deal with it No, for example, those historical celebrities, emperors, and these people all have backgrounds. The king of hell did not dare to offend and die, so he had to promise them to return to the earth for another year. "

    "What does this have to do with me?"

    "Don''t you think about the consequences if you put them back to their time? What will happen to Liu Bang and Xiang Yu, Zhuge Liang and Sima Yi, will Li Shimin kill Wu Zetian, and can Genghis Khan change today''s territory? Apart from these people, Li Bai and Du Fu spend more than a year on earth. Who knows what they will write to affect future generations What strange things can Cai Lun invent - can you understand what I say? "

    "Almost, this is the domino effect. Any one of them can reshape history, so they can''t go back to their era." When I finished saying this, I thought things were going to be worse. "Aren''t you going to get all those people to me?"

    The old God stick smiled proudly, and he smiled proudly: "who said no, the king of hell tricked them into taking them to a ''fairyland'' to make up for a year''s yangshou, and this'' fairyland ''refers to you."

    Now there is a lot of shit under the king of hell, and the fairy world is looking for someone to carry the black pot. It seems that if you don''t do it, you have to do it. Otherwise, it will become "why do I do what?"?

    I pretended to be embarrassed and said, "is there any activity fund? First get hundreds of millions of flowers. Since it''s a fairyland, I have to get two ladies in cheongsam and some cranes?"

    I thought the old God stick would promise. The crossing written by others, such as money and beauty, are just worthless props. Unexpectedly, the abominable Old God said: "I don''t care. The fairyland was supposed to test you. You can do it yourself. And - those people have seen everything in the world. Don''t bother. If you promise me, you''ll take the first customer back to you in the evening."

    "But I..."

    "Because this is a deal: you settle things for them and they let you become an immortal, so we will call these people customers in the future. You can promise or not, if you don''t promise..." the old God stick took out his sunglasses, put them on and took out the pen, "I''ll take care of you, but I''ll state in advance: it''s not very easy to use. It''s likely to make you forget a lot of things, including your last name, what''s your name, who are your parents, whether you are male or female, etc..."

    "You might as well say that I have become a retarded!"

    The old God stick looked up and said, "yes, you summarized it very accurately..."

    I pointed to the nose of the old God stick and told him solemnly: "as an ordinary person, it''s right to do something for the fairyland. How can you doubt my consciousness?"

    That''s what happened. When the old God left me, he said to me, "don''t call me old God again. My name is Liu Laoliu. Also, I''ll take the customer to you in the evening..."

    Then Liu Lao Liu led a tall, dressed person with a woodlouse to me and said, "this is Jing Ke."

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