The First Chaos In History
Chapter 212
As for why it didn''t work, the only explanation is: because I was still chewing the biscuit before I had eaten it, I stood up and deserved to be beaten.
Just as I fell, I felt strength!
The burning sensation suddenly filled my whole body and was a little swollen. It was like another person in my body was going to rush out. In addition, my facial features also had a strange feeling. The movement within 10 steps around my body was under control, that is, the legendary sight and hearing. My body was transformed into Wusong in an instant - I don''t know if there was an exciting spirit in Fang Zhenjiang at this time?
At this time, my body was still falling. I couldn''t wait to get up again, so I suddenly stopped in the air. Then I got up as if someone had supported me. I had time to dodge an oncoming punch. Pieces of legs avoided a stool leg swept from later, and then I fanned a horse three meters away with only one slap, I guess even if he watches pantomime in the future, his ears will be filled with thunderous applause.
The people around me were stunned.
I''m not idle for a while. I know I don''t have much time. I only have 10 minutes. I have to work 25 people during this time. I swing my hands and stretch my arms. I turn around like a ballet dancer. I just listen to the "crackling" sound. All the people around me are fanned, and my hands are painful enough. I dare to have Wu Song''s Kung Fu, but my body is still my own. I quickly put my hand in front of my chest and began to use my feet. I was originally aiming at a boy''s crotch. As a result, I gently lifted it to my chin. It felt like kicking a rotten watermelon. When I closed my feet, I heard the bad wind behind me. I''m sorry to sweep the guy down. I should wait until he hugs me from behind, and then lift his legs, take the tip of his shoes and stick a bag on his forehead. As soon as this scene appears in the film, I''ll be jealous to death!
In the blink of an eye, I did seven or eight. I was so excited that I jumped back and forth in place like a cockfighting. I shouted, "come on, come on!"
Guan Yu picked them down with a knife handle and looked at me. Unexpectedly said: "Xiaoqiang good Kung Fu!"
I jumped and said, "watch your back!"
Guan Yu didn''t look at it. He flattened the man''s nose with a big knife and said with a smile, "it''s just a little dishonest. Lure me out to help you fight."
I smiled awkwardly, and Guan Yu said, "back..."
I had already noticed that there was a boy behind me. I heard that he was less than three or four steps away from me. Suddenly, he turned around and kicked on the side. The boy was still holding a beer bottle in his hand. I was kicked to pieces and pierced a belly of glass fragments. I jumped up and wiped my nose with my thumb while whining. Later, I thought it was wrong. It was Wu Song''s Kung Fu. What''s the matter with Bruce Lee?
After I was so angry, someone immediately shouted, "take the guy!" Several men ran quickly to the back to copy weapons. Take this guy? We''re not afraid to take guys. Wu Song seems to use double knives. I trample on a chair with one foot and wait for them with two wooden legs. Although it''s an underworld, the guys they take out are nothing more than baseball bats and machetes. Thanks to the national conditions, it''s impossible to shoot at any time in China. Holding two wooden sticks, I pointed to the East and the west, and those who blocked me were invincible. I felt that I was not satisfied. I remembered that since Wu Song was born in Shaolin, he must have practiced iron head skill, so I pulled away the two knives cut across the face and put his head on a smashed wine bottle - which shows that I am not stupid. The wine bottle broke with a bang. The boy who hit me suddenly looked at me where I didn''t move. I grinned at him. Give a blow to the head.
seckill! seckill! seckill! Shaolin iron head has done meritorious service! Shaolin iron head has done meritorious service! Don''t give ray four''s people any chance.
The great Liangshan hero Wu Song! He inherited the glorious tradition of Shaolin Temple. Dharma, Jueyuan and Zhang Sanfeng possessed their souls at this moment. Xiaoqiang alone represented the history and tradition of Chinese martial arts. At this moment, I am not fighting alone, I am not alone!
Smash down the boy. I found that everyone stopped fighting, including Guan Yu. They all looked at me blankly. I couldn''t help smiling up at the sky: "Ha - ouch!"
Then I found that the wine bottle was broken and the head was broken——
Shit, I realized sadly that Kung Fu is Wu Song''s land, but my head is my own!
I almost cried, but it''s OK. Iron head hit the bottle and I hit the bottle. Anyway, the bottle was broken, but I shed more blood.
I was full of anger and had nowhere to vent. I stepped up the harvest of Lei Laosi''s subordinates. It can be imagined that with the efforts of Guan Yu and Wu Song, more than 50 thugs were soon beaten down by us. The old gangster was the worst. I forced him to practice iron head skill - he was much more than me.
Finally, without waiting for me to speak, Guan Yu stepped on the old gangster''s chest and shouted, "say, do you want the 5 million yuan?"
Old gangster: "... No more."
I jumped three feet high - it seems that Wusong''s lightness skill is also good. I shouted, "second master, wrong, he owes us!"
The second master probably blushed. Of course, I couldn''t see it on his face, but I saw him wriggle again. It''s because I''m not familiar with the allusions. I only knew that I went to the meeting alone, but I didn''t understand the situation at that time. The situation at that time was that the second master guarded Jingzhou, which was temporarily lent to Liu Bei by Sun Quan, Lu Su asked the second master to go over to discuss the return of Jingzhou. As a result, he was fooled by the second master. In this matter, it is understandable that the second master was loyal to Liu Bei, but it was wrong in the end. Therefore, the second master was allergic to the sentence "repay the debt". With his style of behavior, of course, he could only rob others, so in his subconscious mind, We''re here to break the bill.
The second master retreated to one side, and this time I stepped on the old gangster''s chest: "say, do you still pay the money?"
"I... I''ll make a call."
"Give you half an hour!" In half an hour, Lei Laosi should not be able to gather a larger team than he is now. Anyway, I also collect accounts for others and can''t take myself in. For the sake of insurance, I used a mind reading skill to the old gangster. The old boy is in a mess and really can''t think of any ideas. I let him fight now.
The old gangster gave a brief account of the situation here. He didn''t say that more than 50 of them were picked down by us, but with Lei Laosi''s shrewdness, he should be able to hear some information from his tone. Less than 20 minutes after the phone call, Lei Laosi sent a man with a check. In addition, he didn''t say a word. I also understand that I have a relationship with Lei Laosi, including Lao Hao. It''s a blessing or a curse for him to make such a big noise for 5 million yuan.
At this point, neither of the two families need to say anything. It''s sunny or rainy, just wait for the next article.
Before leaving, Guan Yu put the Qinglong Yanyue knife back into the mud statue''s hand and said to me with a little worry: "you said they wanted to know that I did it and wouldn''t abuse my memorial tablet?"
Me: "
After leaving the song and dance hall, I formally bowed to Guan Yu. "Second master..."
"Call it the second brother. That''s what Yide and Zilong call them."
As soon as I heard that the second master didn''t seem to blame me, I suddenly came alive and said with a smile: "second brother, I''m really sorry. I''ll have a single knife after drinking wine."
Guan Yu waved his hand leniently: "you are also loyal."
When we got on the bus and passed a street stall, I said, "second brother hasn''t eaten yet. Let''s make do with it tonight. I''ll take you to school later."
The second master sat down and ate some mutton kebabs. Suddenly he caressed his cup and sighed. I asked, "what''s on my mind, second brother?"
Guan Yu remained silent for a long time and said, "I don''t know where my eldest brother and third brother are now?"
I asked carefully, "Sir and third master... Can you come?"
Guan Yu shook his head sadly: "the judge made an exception and told me that my eldest brother was born in the Northern Dynasty, and my third brother went to a place called the Sui Dynasty."
I regretfully spread my hand. There''s really no way. If these two people can see the situation in modern times, they can use the medicine of yin and Tiandou. But I can''t go that far. Thinking of he Tiandou, I was shocked. Guan Yu came. The old man was arrogant in his previous life and made enemies almost all over the Three Kingdoms. This gave him an opportunity to take advantage of Huaxiong, Yan Liang, Wen Chou and the unlucky five customs and six generals. Just a few will be another fierce fight.
I poured Guan Yu a glass of wine. Observing his face at any time, he said, "second brother, don''t be angry if I say something heartless."
Guan Yu looked at me.
I said, "since the uncle and the third master have gone their separate ways, why do you have to run down alone and suffer this year?"
Guan Yu was not angry. He nodded slowly. He seemed to agree with what I said. When I finished, the old man smiled faintly and said, "it''s good to think of them more than a year."
My eyes were wet and almost shed tears. What is righteousness? It''s Xiaoyi to do everything for your friends. It''s Zhongyi to keep two beautiful women indifferent in a desperate situation. It''s Zhongyi, separated by thousands of mountains and rivers. Even knowing that you can never meet each other, you are still infatuated with it. This is Gaoyi. The friendship of the Taoyuan trio was really not built. We all know that later generations'' evaluation of Liu Bei generally seems loyal and kind, but it is actually cunning. However, he really said to his two brothers that Liu Bei did not hesitate to launch the troops to avenge him after the second master was trapped in Macheng. In addition, he gave Zhao Yun a popular throwing ah Dou, which shows that it''s not very good.
Thinking of Zhao Yun, I couldn''t help asking, "second brother, do you think I''m really not like Zhao Zilong?"
Guan Yu looked at me and shook his head like a rattle: "no!"
"Who are we handsome?" I asked shamelessly. I really didn''t admire anyone since I was young. I admired Zhao Yun. First, I respected him and second, I envied him as a handsome man. What else can a man pick out with these two points?
Guan Yu looked at me again and said, "you are a little whiter than him."
I was surprised and said, "what, isn''t Zhao Yun a little white face?" My skin is not black, but it is definitely not white, which is inconsistent with the image of Zhao Yun''s "face like a crown jade" in my mind.
Guan Yu said, "Zilong looks beautiful. It''s just not much whiter than my third brother. Ha ha."
Shit, Guan Yunchang''s inside story: Zhao Yunyuan is a black faced general! But I guess it''s probably the sun drying. Hua Mulan has fought for 12 years like a mixed Asian. Zhao Yun has fought all his life.
I came forward and asked, "so I''m a little more handsome than Zilong?"
Guan Yu glanced at me and said slowly, "I don''t comment on his appearance. But at least if Zilong had blood after the war, it was someone else''s."
When I was wondering why he suddenly said this, I felt a cool and slippery line flowing down on my head - this was just the practice of iron head skill.
I wiped the blood and said awkwardly, "drink."
At this time, I have begun to feel pain. Except for my head, my hands and feet seem to be about to break. It seems that the mechanical principle of "the action of force is mutual" is really a wise saying. It is very unwise to slap people''s mouth without putting my palm in the iron pot for a few years. With this painful experience. The next time you choose a target, you must be careful. You''d better be good at using weapons. Lin Chong is good. Those who have excellent boxing and foot skills must stay away. Unfortunately, in history, except Lin Xiangru, you really can''t find anyone who likes to use bricks and can''t perform in their own color.
After drinking a bottle of beer and eating more than a dozen barbecues, I picked up half of the broken newspaper left by no one on the table and skipped several marriage seeking swindlers. An anecdote attracted me. It said that a farmer in Henan claimed to recall his last life. According to him, he was a military general in the Three Kingdoms, named Zhou Cang. He once led a horse and carried a knife for Guan Yu for decades
Have you held a horse and carried a knife for Guan Yu for decades? I couldn''t help but say, "it''s interesting, hey." It seems that there have been several cases of this kind of thing in the past. All the parties have said it clearly. They even said what their last name was and where they lived in their previous life. Finally, some are liars, some are for show, and some are neurotic. It''s all over. Although there are many examples around me, I understand that this kind of thing is unlikely to happen without the help of Tiandou medicine.
Guan Yu asked, "what''s up?"
I put the newspaper in front of him: "someone here said he had served you for decades."
Guan Yu took the newspaper and looked at the vague picture of the man next to the text report. Then he put down the newspaper and asked, "Zhou Cang?"
I said, "yes. He said he was Zhou Cang. It''s interesting. He said who''s bad. He had to say he was a Ma Bian. Look at me, Zhao Yun..."
Guan Yu said faintly, "don''t say that about Zhou Cang. I''m just like his brother." The second master stuffed a bunch of roast meat into his mouth and asked. "Where are the people?"
"Henan. I didn''t say exactly."
Guan Yu nodded, tore a piece of paper and wiped his mouth. I said, "my second brother is full?"
"Oh, I''m full."
"Let''s go." I gave the money, took out the car key and came to the roadside car. Guan Yu didn''t mean to get on the bus. He smiled and arched his hand at me: "Xiaoqiang, let''s say goodbye."
"What... What?"
Guan Yu said, "I have to go."
Seeing that he didn''t mean to joke, I immediately said in a hurry: "second brother, no, second master, I don''t offend you. Just say, don''t tell me the same story."
Guan Yu smiled and waved his hand: "no..."
I saw him holding the half newspaper in his hand and stammered, "are you... Going to Henan?"
Guan Yu nodded.
"So... That man is really Zhou Cang?"
Guan Yu held the newspaper in front of him, rubbed the blurred picture with his hand and murmured, "it''s probably him. I didn''t expect him to remember me. He visited the war in his last life and ignored his old friend. Now I have enough time to talk to him."
My mind was blank. I was stunned for a long time before I said, "second brother, we are thousands of miles away from Henan. You don''t even have red rabbits and horses. How can we go?"
Guan Yu said, "I''ll ask."
"... are you going to walk? When you have been there for a year, do you know how to find Zhou Cang? Well, allow me two days. When I finish my work, I''ll take you there and let''s take a plane."
Guan Yu scratched his gray hair and said, "plane?"
"Yes, just an hour or so... Er, time."
Guan Yu''s eyes brightened: "really? Do you have time now?"
I shook my hand and said, "don''t think about it now. Even if I have time, you can''t do without an ID card - do you understand? It''s equivalent to a waist card for entry and exit!" I really don''t know how to explain to him.
Guan Yu thought and said, "is there any other way?"
I said, "then you can only take the train. It''s much slower. It''ll take about a day or two."
Guan Yu put his hand on my shoulder and said, "Xiaoqiang, do me a favor. I''ll take the train."
I said crazily, "how can you think that one out is one out? How can you go like this? Do you know the exit and entrance? Do you know the stop sign? Can''t you wait for two days?"
Guan Yu said firmly, "either you help me or I''ll go by myself." Then he reached out and grabbed a passer-by and asked, "excuse me, which way to Henan?" The man gave him a white look and left.
I jumped and shouted, "Why are you so stubborn?"
Guan Yu smiled: "I''ve been stubborn all my life, not just today?"
I put up a finger: "one day, will you wait for me for one day?"
Guan Yu grabbed another passer-by: "excuse me..."
I sighed. I got on the bus first and opened the co pilot''s door for him. Guan Yu got on the bus with a smile and asked, "where are you going?"
I said calmly, "railway station!"