In fact, the old accountant is not bad, but he wants too much face. If it weren''t for the long way to work, he would have rushed the steamed stuffed bun home several days ago.

    The so-called midnight wine is that people who go to get married the next day have a meal together. In total, people don''t start eating until night. As a result, we eat until night, and the place is Yucai. After 300, the canteen in the old campus has been overwhelmed. I simply asked people to set up more than a dozen tables outside. As a result, my dream of eating a running water banquet has really come true, It is said that the state-owned national conditions, the school has school conditions, and Yucai is deeply rooted in this land. The school spirit is very simple. As soon as the local villagers heard that I was going to get married and whether their children were in Yucai or not, they came to congratulate me one after another. The workers on the construction site were invited. In addition, my students, heroes, regardless of etiquette, drank at the table, Within a radius of 20 miles, both adults and children blushed.

    Moreover, these guys didn''t pay attention to their credibility and promised not to drink me. As a result, I was the first to fall down. Finally, I drank unsteadily. I don''t know who will get married tomorrow. The most hateful thing is Fang La, holding a bowl full of wine, confidently told me: "Xiaoqiang, you drink less." As soon as I was excited, he held up the bowl and said, "come on, let''s do it."

    Of course, in the evening, I still learned to be a thief and stayed next to the water tank. I took cold water instead of anyone who drank with me, but later I found that I miscalculated - hundreds of people. Even if everyone gives you a bowl of cold water, I can''t stand it. I''ve become a cold water filter. I go back and forth between the wine table and the toilet. It''s too hot!

    In the campus, everything for tomorrow''s wedding has been prepared. The bright red sedan of eight people''s Congress and the big white rabbit brought by Er Pang have been scrubbed. The big white rabbit can''t fight. It''s definitely enough to be a facade. They say Prince Charming. Now the prince is a little ugly, but the horse is white enough.

    I thought it was coming to an end when I drank the wine at 12 o''clock. As a result, the tiger led a group of people and brought more than a dozen cars. I planned to help me tomorrow. I arranged for them to pick up guests at my father''s tomorrow. Drivers may be afraid of delay and didn''t leave at night - they were laid down on the deep land of Yucai.

    The bandits drank too much wine and were hot all over. They practiced boxing in the local area and cheered up with the four heavenly kings. In an instant, the tiger looked straight at me and said, "brother Qiang, my martial arts school won''t open. Can you just be a floor sweeper?"

    In addition to taking classes, Duan Sirius''s eldest disciple, who was also responsible for sweeping the floor, said coldly, "didn''t you rob me of my job?"

    At the beginning, the tiger was beaten down by this one in the challenge arena of the Wulin conference. At first sight, the tiger was surprised and said, "are you sweeping the floor here? Go to my martial arts school and be a teacher, with a monthly salary of 10000 and pay 5 Insurance."

    The eldest disciple said, "what about you?"

    Tiger: "I''m here to sweep the floor."

    Eldest disciple: "

    At this time, Cheng Fengshou had already drunk red head and raised his face. He staggered to Duan Sirius and said, "Lao Duan, we have worked together for a long time and haven''t found a chance to compete. How about the activity?" Although Duan Sirius drank less wine, he couldn''t drink enough. It was also a little high. It was rare to say with a smile: "OK, please."

    In fact, if I hadn''t led the heroes to cross the line, the dispute between the champion and runner up would mostly be between them. They didn''t touch it for so long. All devote themselves to teaching. He is determined to carry forward his art industry. In addition, Duan Sirius is a little inaccessible at ordinary times. So today we have the chance to have a peak duel.

    Duan Tianbao threw a fist at Shiqian and said with a smile, "brother Qian, I''m not idle these days. How about we compete again?"

    Time changes rose from the ground and floated on a branch and said, "please."

    Wang Yin felt itchy and shouted, "Fang Zhenjiang!"

    Fang Zhenjiang hula, and his head came out from the nearby small trees: "you shout Mao!" At the next moment, Tong Yuandi''s little brain also drilled out and looked out. Wang Yin suddenly smiled and said, "you''re busy first. I''m fine."

    Tong Yuan blushed and drilled back. A moment later, Fang Zhenjiang was pushed out.

    As soon as I saw that they were old opponents, I subconsciously looked at Huarong''s table. Fortunately, Huada handsome and Pang Wanchun were sitting there drinking slowly. They were snipers on the battlefield. Sure enough, they still maintain their demeanor. I was afraid that they would also compete and shoot at huahuacao and children. XiuXiu sat next to Hua Rong, turning over an English novel and humming in a low voice: "one night in Yucai - don''t drink too much wine. Whether you love it or not is the dust of history..."

    I laughed and said, "XiuXiu, on night in talent education?" XiuXiu smiled: "how appropriate?"

    I said, "by the way, I have to entrust you with something. You have to open another class."

    "What class, English training?"

    "No," I said in a low voice, "let''s come back to ''new people'' in the future. You open a life common sense training class to teach them how to play with our modern things. I thought, this job is most suitable for you."

    XiuXiu said, "no problem." Then he pushed Hua Rong, "I taught you how to identify cosmetics yesterday. Did you learn it?"

    Hua Rong took me and said, "by the way, brother Qiang, I just wanted to ask you. Is this common sense of life?"

    I looked at him sympathetically and said, "for a man about to get married, yes!" Finally, I held his hand and said, "men will have such a day sooner or later." Hua Rong was stunned for a moment and immediately shook my hand and said, "then you''re not tomorrow... Hey, I''m sorry for the change." He was slapped by XiuXiu.

    Hua Rong said, "one more thing, what will I do in the future? My brothers have strengths. My strength is archery. It doesn''t seem to be of much use."

    I pointed to the new campus and said, "see, there will be a shooting range in the future. You and Pang will be responsible for teaching the children to shoot arrows. Pay attention. Pay special attention to several good seedlings. This thing is of little use in society. We should train it in a targeted way. We will train all the gold medal winners of archery in the future Olympic Games."

    At more than one o''clock in the middle of the night, I couldn''t hold on, so I just found a room to sleep. I woke up twice with urine. As soon as I saw that the lights were still bright outside, these people just drank all night.

    The next day someone knocked on my door before dawn. When I went out to have a look, er silly dressed neatly and was with Li Shishi, Wu Sangui and Qin Shihuang. I rubbed my eyes and said, "don''t be so early?"

    Li Shishi said, "don''t talk nonsense. Do you want to marry your sister-in-law with dark circles?" After saying that, she gave way. Jin Shaoyan rushed over with a smile and shook hands with me: "brother Qiang, congratulations."

    I said, "happy together, call me at dawn."

    Jin Shaoyan carries the door. With a wave of his hand, a large group of people rushed in from the door. He pressed me in front of the mirror and put on makeup. It was said that the leader was the ace makeup artist of Jinting, who had put on makeup for all four heavenly kings - the four heavenly kings of Hong Kong.

    Wait until you put on your makeup. Hey. My brother Xiaoqiang is a virtuous man. It''s absolutely hard to tell the truth from the truth even miss Lijuan. Then someone specially assigned to put on the groom''s red robes and soap boots, put round flowers on his chest, and a group of people surrounded me to go out.

    A group of people on the playground don''t know whether they get up early to eat breakfast or drink until now. As soon as I came out, I smiled and surrounded. The big white rabbit was also dressed up. The big red bangs in front of his forehead seemed to make it very uncomfortable. I couldn''t help shaking my head and tail. When I rode on the horse, Xu Delong ordered: "Li hydrostatic, blow the wake-up call!"

    Li still water "pa" a attention: "yes!" He picked up a big horn from a pile of musical instruments and blew it. The people were stunned: "is this the Yue family army''s wake-up number?"

    Xu Delong scratched his head and said with a smile, "change the name. Do as the Romans do."

    However, Li still water''s trumpet blowing skill is really not covered. In a moment, everyone woke up - it''s terrible! So for a time, heroes, four heavenly kings, 300 soldiers and a group of literati gathered on the playground, and a group of spectators followed, carrying the sedan chairs of the Eighth National People''s Congress and setting out in a mighty manner.

    On my left is Wu Sangui, on my right is Xiang Yu, and behind me are Xu Delong and heroes. Everyone rode. The horses were brought by Jin Shaoyan from the crew, which surprised me even more. The boy even got more than a dozen bronze carriages and horses for women''s families and elderly people. Originally, if the groom rode with dozens of galloping cars, it would only look nondescript. Now, our team is like an expeditionary army. Fat Ying usually laughs. At the moment, he seems a little solemn sitting in the car. He probably remembered the scene that he went to attack the six countries when he rode in a military vehicle. He had successively sealed the king of Qi and the king of Wei, and baozi was also the king of Zheng and the big Sima. This time, the troops belong to the counter insurgency campaign.

    The band is made up of 300 soldiers and individual heroes, mainly trumpets and suona. They don''t always play. Anyway, they work hard with their cheeks bulging.

    As soon as we left the school, we immediately attracted onlookers, which is also very normal. Who has seen this in peacetime? And there are so many people getting married today. Those famous brand cars that take the lead immediately dwarf our honor guard. Many bridegrooms put their heads out and asked me, "man, which wedding company did you invite?" This is not a blind question. What are you going to do again?

    It''s not far from Yucai to baozi''s house. After a while, we walked half the way. Wu Sangui said: "Hua Mulan, little Nizi doesn''t know what conspiracy trap she has laid in front. You must be careful." Xiang Yu said with a smile, "brother Wu, don''t grow other people''s prestige and destroy your spirit. All the best soldiers and generals are here. What tricks can she do as a girl?"

    Xu Delong said, "never underestimate the enemy."

    While he was talking, the spy horse reported: "a large number of enemy troops were found gathering at the entrance of the village."

    Xiang Yu said, "can you rush over?"

    The little soldier who acted as a scout smiled and said, "I''m afraid it''s hard to rush. The other party is a group of children."

    Xu Delong said, "explore again and report again!"

    The little soldier looked tight: "order!" Go away.

    Wu Sangui said sadly and angrily: "I can''t imagine that this girl''s film has such a sinister intention. She can''t fight or rush these dozens of child scouts..."

    Lin Chong said, "you can''t underestimate the enemy. If the other party doesn''t have Hua Mulan and doesn''t know the depth of our army, it won''t work so hard."

    Wu Sangui took out the circle fork diagram. As soon as they discussed, they all said, "the only way to do this is to walk two more miles around the back of the village."

    Fang La said, "I''m afraid there''s another ambush behind the village."

    Wu Sangui said, "that''s hard to say. Soldiers are expensive and fast. You can only take one step and say one step."

    The two armies have not yet met. We lost first. We can''t help but feel demoralized and are about to change course. A man stood up from the copper car and said in a high voice, "wait a minute."

    Looking at this person again, he looks like a crown of jade and has a great bearing. He is still correcting his student''s homework in one hand. It''s a little like Yan Jingsheng. Everyone sees that he is just a white faced scholar. They all frowned slightly. Yan Jingsheng ordered, "still water, you open the last box of the bride price. I have a secret weapon for the boy scout."

    Li hydrostatic moved the last box closer and opened it. Suddenly I felt the aroma. It turned out to be a box full of wine core chocolate and milk sugar

    At the sight of the crowd, Xiang Yu was overjoyed and said, "teacher Yan has a divine calculation."

    Yan Jingsheng glanced at us and said contemptuously, "even if I''m stupid, I know I have to bring some sugar to get married and send the children away." Everyone was ashamed.

    At this time, Wei Tiezhu came out more and more. His face was firm and resolute: "I want to lead a ten member Death Squadron to break the enemy''s line of defense!"

    Xu Delong said: "go, remember, this war is only allowed to win, not to lose, otherwise military justice will be engaged in!"

    "Order!" Wei Tiezhu took several small soldiers with him. Each of them took a few kilograms of sugar and charged the enemy forward. It was like a tiger entering a flock of sheep. They gave it to anyone they saw. Just give it to

    After a while, tanma reported: "the enemy has retreated in a large area."

    All the generals waved together and said, "boys, take advantage of the victory to pursue and rush -"

    After our sedan horses entered the village, they encountered sporadic resistance and were all flattened by chocolate. After a while, they smoothly came to a low wall. There was a fracture in the middle of the wall, just enough for our sedan chairs to pass through.

    After watching it for a long time, I suddenly looked up and laughed. Everyone asked, "why does Xiaoqiang laugh?"

    I pointed to the low wall and said, "I''ve always heard that Hua Mulan is good at using troops. It''s normal today. She only needs to set up an ambush here. Don''t we lose all our ears?"

    Before the words fell, I suddenly heard the killing sound on the wall. On the left wall, it was someone else. It was the second uncle of steamed stuffed bun, holding a 10000 ring Liuyang firecracker. On the right, one also knew that it was her third uncle of steamed stuffed bun, holding 3000 rings of earth flowers. As soon as they came out, two long firecrackers immediately sealed the road.

    Everyone scolded me: "crow mouth!"

    At this point, we finally encountered the direct attack of the other party''s legitimate forces. Hua Rong and Pang Wanchun rode out separately, and the firecrackers were shot off. Her third uncle was stunned. After all, her second uncle had the fighting blood of Xiang''s family. Without hesitation, he lit a hook and set it free, shouting: "shoot, we have plenty of artillery!"

    Hua Rong wanted to shoot again. I quickly stopped him and put a big red envelope on his arrow and Pang Wanchun''s arrow. The arrow went to the wall. The second uncle and third uncle of the steamed stuffed bun took the red envelope and looked at it. They nodded in satisfaction, gave way to each other, smiled and said, "go."

    Further on, everyone was gearing up and finally came to the city. I didn''t know what kind of fierce battle would happen. When I came to the door of steamed stuffed bun''s house, I saw the big red happy word attached, but the city gate was closed. On the wall, the seven aunts and eight aunts of steamed stuffed bun were stepping up their patrol.

    Wu Sangui pointed with his hand and said, "all the soldiers, put up the city ladder for me and prepare to attack the city."

    Shi Qian said: "don''t start. I have a plan to earn his gate without a soldier. I''ll set a fire in his back kitchen later, and my brothers will take advantage of the chaos..."

    People: "die!"

    For a moment, the two sides were at war. I saw that it was going to lead to a big war and shouted, "let me try first."

    I got off my horse, came to the door, patted the door panel and shouted, "Dad, open the door."

    The voice of the old accountant said, "who''s your name?"

    I said, "look what you said. Who else can I call except you?"

    "Oh, what are you doing here?"

    "I married steamed stuffed bun."

    Our questions and answers made the neighbors laugh. Our honor guard has made a lot of noise in the village. Now almost all the people in the village gathered around the door of steamed stuffed buns. They talked and sighed: why is the life of steamed stuffed buns so good? The one patted the other: "then you said people couldn''t get married..." the one touched his head and said, "did I say that?"

    I dare swear that her father closed the door to listen to these words. From the moment when the steamed stuffed bun was born to the present, all the depression and grievances accumulated in the old accountant''s heart were finally excreted at this moment. He pasted it on the door and asked, "why don''t I let you in?"

    I wanted to say that I waited or moved you with sincerity, but suddenly I was blessed to my heart and said loudly, "that''s impossible. I have to pull down your door and apologize another day. I have to marry steamed stuffed buns today."

    The neighbors laughed: "Lao Xiang, open the door. The price of cement has increased recently." I arched around and said, "thank you. Go to the restaurant at noon."

    The old accountant sighed with satisfaction and slowly opened the door. Then he was stunned. In front of him were red cloth sedans, dozens of horses, dozens of carriages and hundreds of people. I saw something shining in the old accountant''s eyes. I couldn''t believe her father would cry because of this - was it scared? To tell you the truth, it''s enough for us to attack a small city regardless of our appearance or internal strength.

    The old accountant pretended to be nothing and said, "Oh, there are a lot of people."

    Compared with the car coming and car going, I think more women will look forward to the eight lift sedan chair. In ancient times, women had no status and probably had such a beautiful life. When it comes to steamed stuffed buns, they most want her to marry. I''m afraid it''s not her own but her father. Because of the appearance of steamed stuffed buns, the old man has been oppressed all his life, So I just put down a few hard words, which made the old man happy. That means his girl Jingui. It''s estimated that I''m going to talk about killing him today in order to marry steamed stuffed bun. He''s only happy to listen. Now with the sedan chair, the old man feels that his public morality is perfect, just in response to his mantra: "what''s the matter with my daughter? Naturally, someone will carry a sedan chair to marry my daughter in the future."

    When we enter the door, we are no longer criticized, but a bowl of raw dumplings must be eaten. When eating, someone will ask, "is it raw?" So the groom said "Sheng", which means to have a son early.

    The old accountant probably looked at my good performance and secretly changed me for a bowl of cooked. When others asked me, I said "Chaosheng" in order to cover for him

    Just listen to the voice of steamed stuffed bun from that room: "Chaosheng, still thinking about your football team?"

    Then we saw that she came out of the house with a bright red veil over her head and a fiery red wedding dress, holding the wall with both hands. She groped forward like a blind man and said, "I heard that the sedan chair is waiting for me outside? Why did I wear such a suit for me?" Hua Mulan chased out from inside, held her and said with a smile, "bride, don''t talk."

    If it was normal, her father would have scolded steamed stuffed buns. At this time, he said lovingly, "since you are on your way in a sedan chair, let''s start early."

    With the help of Hua Mulan, the steamed stuffed bun walked out with one foot deep and one foot shallow and said, "the sedan chair has a bottom? Don''t you carry it outside. I have to follow it inside. Last time we took photos..." the words behind it were probably covered by Hua Mulan.