Chapter 238 - The First Chaos In History - NovelsTime

The First Chaos In History

Chapter 238

Author: Zhang Xiaohua
updatedAt: 2025-09-23

I skimmed my lips and said, "it''s not much. We spent a lot of time."

    Hua Mulan stared at me and said, "I''m not satisfied. The moat in the original plan hasn''t been dug."

    Me: "

    This time we hit the road smoothly. Although the road is a little far away, we don''t lack good boys, but in the end, I can''t stand it. When we set out from the steamed stuffed bun house, the sun just rose to the highest, and now it''s a little hot. The ancient wedding clothes on the left and right floors are covered with sweat. I can only keep pulling the big red flowers in front of my chest, At this time, I felt that the phone with underwear was slightly shocked. I took it out and saw that it was sent by steamed stuffed bun: "is it fun to ride a horse? It''s fun to sit in a sedan chair -"

    I''m speechless. Of course she''s comfortable. The sedan chair is spacious enough to play billiards. The wind can''t blow and the rain can''t rain. I can suffer the old sin.

    But I didn''t dare to go back. We should love each other when we do business. Now I''m a prince charming version of the ancient groom. Have you ever seen prince charming send text messages? How many people in the street are looking at us now.

    But it''s not over yet. When steamed stuffed bun saw that I was quiet, he called me. I can only pick it up and whisper, "are you sick?"

    The steamed stuffed bun said boldly, "why don''t you answer my text message? And how much does it cost?"

    I said, "leave this alone."

    The steamed stuffed bun said, "also, when I left yesterday, you said that the new furniture was going to be moved to the pawnshop. Really or not, why didn''t you call me when you bought furniture?"

    Hua Mulan rode a horse and followed the sedan chair. She heard someone inside. She thought it was a steamed stuffed bun in a hurry or something. She put her ear on the sedan chair and listened for a while. Seeing that I also copied a mobile phone in my hand, I scolded: "both of them turned off the phone. Are there new people like you?"

    I just cut off the phone. Baozi sent several harassing messages, and I ignored her.

    After walking on the road for more than an hour, I was harassed by scattered soldiers at the intersection close to the pawnshop. I asked the soldiers to sprinkle lots of happy candy, throw out cigarettes box by box, and finally reached the downstairs of the pawnshop. I don''t know who put a brazier at the door and asked the steamed stuffed bun to jump over. He also said that it was according to the rules, which indicated that the days would be more and more prosperous in the future. Of course, the steamed stuffed bun was unambiguous. When he got off the sedan, he had to run upstairs and was blocked by the crowd. Pang Wanchun handed me a bow. It is said that according to the rules, you have to shoot an arrow in front of the steamed stuffed bun. It is also said that you should dispel evil spirits.

    I was shaking with my bow hand and asked Pang Wanchun, "who does it take to shoot an arrow?"

    Pang Wanchun said with a smile, "do you have that ability? Don''t miss it, you''ll be lucky." Then he put an arrow wrapped in cotton cloth and handed it to me. I was relieved to draw a bow and take an arrow. It should not be difficult to recall that he and Hua Rong could hit arrows more than 100 meters apart that day.

    As a result, the arrow was not hit at a discount - it directly hit Li Kui in the leg. The iron bull was clapping his hands and cheering foolishly. He shouted, "why do you shoot me?"

    I had no choice but to pick it up and shoot it again. This time, I was right. Unfortunately, it was shot at Lu Junyi. When the arrow returned to my hand, the onlookers consciously withdrew from a hundred steps away - Zhao Bailian ran away when I took the bow.

    Steamed stuffed bun stood there and said impatiently, "hurry up. Can you shoot or not?"

    Several bad guys in the crowd laughed.

    I blushed and shot an arrow at the waist of the steamed stuffed bun. Everyone said, "that''s all right, that''s all right. When you shoot right, it''s time for the Spring Festival."

    After these things were finished, the daughter-in-law even got the steamed stuffed bun as soon as she entered the pawnshop. Next, she should have worshipped heaven and earth to drink Heying wine, but because my father and mother were not here, she made do with calling the second old man to say goodbye. Then into the bridal chamber. Everyone laughed for a while and went downstairs consciously.

    As soon as the man left the steamed stuffed bun, he took the cover in his hand, fanned it and looked around. I was crazy and said, "why did you take it off yourself? Buckle it up!"

    Maybe the front scene was too full, and the steamed stuffed bun was infected. After listening to me, I hurried to put the cover on my head and sat by the bed. I forked my waist and drank a glass of water before I came to the steamed stuffed bun. At this time, I suddenly found that my palm was a little sweaty. Did we play a little too formalized? It''s a little nervous to uncover the head of the woman who slept with me for two years.

    I gently lifted the cover of the steamed stuffed bun. I saw her blushing at her shoes. I said, "OK, you can talk now." In fact, she didn''t say much along the way. But I can see that she is really a little shy now. I sat next to her, took her hand and said, "steamed stuffed bun, it''s really twists and turns."

    The steamed stuffed bun was so shy that he suddenly lifted his wedding skirt and kicked me. Mei ran said, "I was cheated by you with a few pieces of broken furniture."

    ... I found this problem. The pawnshop was decorated by Mr. Li, and the festive atmosphere was very strong, but of course the new furniture I promised the steamed stuffed bun was not placed here, so although the atmosphere was good, our three legged sofa still stood against a brick, and the door of the refrigerator still had to be closed with a small piece of paper

    I interrupted: "you see, the guard of honor doesn''t cost less. Household appliances can only be delayed."

    Steamed stuffed bun stared at me and sighed: "forget it, it''s worth it. I''ll be carried all the way on a new sofa. You ride on a refrigerator."

    I took her on the shoulder and said, "we''re married now. Do we have to do something?"

    The steamed stuffed bun pushed me away and said, "it''s a hut! So many people are waiting for us. It''s time to go to the restaurant?"

    Indeed, let hundreds of people wait for your bridal chamber. There must be no passion. In order not to let people misunderstand, we ran out quickly.

    The sedan chair and honor guard have gone. The motorcade of Jin Shaoyan and the tiger waiting for us downstairs. Steamed stuffed bun and I got into the first car. Steamed stuffed bun looked back at a long slip behind him, closing and opening the door one after another, and asked me, "you haven''t heard of the dingdi restaurant. Can so many people sit down?"

    I also looked back and said, "it should be about the same."

    Half a mile from the hotel, I saw a huge banner: congratulations to Xiaoqiang and baozi on their wedding——

    The handwriting should be from Wang Xizhi, and the word may also be written with a mop.

    Steamed stuffed bun laughed and said, "it''s well written."

    I wondered, "can you see the good and bad words?"

    The steamed stuffed bun said, "it''s much more comfortable than writing about Mr. Xiao and Miss Xiang."

    When we just approached, suddenly. There was a huge cannon, and then a series of guns. I saw 12 yellow salutes at the door of the happy forest hotel. I wondered, "I didn''t want a salute."

    Steamed stuffed bun covered his ears and said, "is it wrong for others to get married here?"

    This happy forest is my first time to visit. Although it has only three floors, it is towering into the clouds and beautifully decorated outside. I didn''t expect this place to be so particular at first. If it is an ordinary family, there is no problem receiving four or five groups of married people at the same time.

    I glanced at the door. It was already a sea of cars. People I knew didn''t know. Except for a few extended Mercedes Benzes, which had just picked me up with my steamed stuffed bun parents, most of the cars I hadn''t seen. They didn''t belong to Jin Shaoyan''s team or brought by tigers. It was likely that there were other families holding weddings here.

    There was a fit of unhappiness in my heart. I said I would do it all. Did the gentry of Chiang Kai Shek promise someone else when he saw that it was profitable?

    At the door, sun Sixin, Liu Bang and Feng Feng helped me receive guests. Now there is another Qin Shihuang specially entertaining my customers.

    In the salute, I pulled sun Sixin aside and asked, "have all the people in our bar come?"

    Sun Sixin said with a smile, "don''t you dare not come when you get married in the cupboard. They are all sitting in it."

    I said, "what''s the matter with this salute?"

    "Then you have to ask President Jiang - Hey, he''s coming."

    Hearing the sound of the cannon, the gentry of Chiang Kai Shek met him from the inside, wearing a straight suit. With his shiny hair, he hugged me and said, "brother Qiang, congratulations."

    I thanked him and asked, "how many families are holding banquets with you today besides me?"

    The gentry of Jiangmen was dissatisfied and said, "what are you talking about? Can brother Qiang get married with others? I''m just your family today. Have you seen the salute and the row of etiquette ladies? I''ve given you all the things I started business."

    I patted him hard on the shoulder: "that''s interesting!"

    Just such a delay. Hundreds of people poured out from the inside and held the door with laughter. I hurried to carry the steamed stuffed bun on my shoulder and rushed in. The dressing room was on the third floor. Under the cover of the heroes, I finally went upstairs after a fight. In the whole process, Almost every time we pass a floor, we are surrounded by dozens or even hundreds of people - I wonder: Although most of these people look familiar, they just can''t remember where they met. This may have something to do with my carelessness to look carefully in my hurry. Many people are indeed my friends or former neighbors. But where did the others come from?

    I put on my suit in the dressing room and came out first. I met Bai Lianhua, the leader of Bai Lianhua sect who sold me the villa. Bai Lianhua smiled at me and said, "brother Xiaoqiang, happy marriage. We President Chen asked me to bless you on her behalf. The flower basket at the door is her intention."

    I said with a smile, "you Chen always belong to the flower basket? Last time my school opened, she gave me a pile of flower baskets."

    Bai Lianhua approached me and said, "brother Xiaoqiang, you have a lot of distinguished guests here today."

    I followed her eyes and saw that the doors of several boxes were tightly closed, which looked unfathomable. I asked, "who?"

    Bai Lianhua smiled: "you''ll know when you go. Some of you are not easy to hold people. I think you''re going to send them today."

    At this time, the steamed stuffed bun also changed its wedding dress and came out. I led her to knock on the door of the first box. It was really full of friends. Secretary Liu was the head. He took care of him during the Wulin conference. However, this guy was also taken care of by a district head. Next to him was the director of our Municipal Bureau of education, and then there were relevant leaders. As soon as the steamed stuffed bun and I came in, the leaders stood up with a smile, My hands folded and clapped. After all, my current identity is different, so people have a sense of closeness. I am busy smoking for all leaders. These adults who usually don''t seem to eat human fireworks on TV smoke and chat with each other with a smile. Before leaving, Liu Secretary sealed a small red envelope for me on behalf of the government. With the rise of talent cultivation, Their official career will also be smoother than other colleagues.

    I''ll bring the steamed stuffed bun out. Entering the second box, there were only two people in the room this time, an old man and an old lady. The old man was wearing a wrinkled silk gown and was drinking tea slowly. It was Gu Ye. The old lady''s face was wrinkled like a country mother-in-law. However, she took her time when she raised her hands and feet. She was the grandmother of Jin Shaoyan, Empress Dowager Jin.

    As soon as we entered the door, the two old goblins stared at the steamed stuffed bun and finally nodded together: "well, she''s a good woman." I''m speechless. Is ugly a good woman?

    Gu Ye directly threw a snuff bottle into my arms and said, "boy, when you get married, smoke less and give you a pot to play."

    When I saw the snuff bottle, it was crystal. Definitely not any product, nodded and smiled: "thank you, master Gu."

    Mrs. Jin kindly waved to the steamed stuffed bun and said, "girl, come." After the steamed stuffed bun walked over, the old lady took her hand and asked for a long time. Finally, she smiled and stuffed a small box into the steamed stuffed bun''s hand. I couldn''t help but come forward curiously. When the steamed stuffed bun was opened, it was a pair of platinum diamond rings. Unexpectedly, the old lady sent such a pair of fashionable things. The steamed stuffed bun felt too expensive. "Grandma, we can''t accept this," he said I also said, "we bought the wedding ring early in the morning."

    The old lady waved her hand and said, "take it. You can''t just buy a circle and marry someone else''s girl. Besides, girls now pay attention to a big diamond." Don''t say, our wedding ring really bought a pair of rings casually, which is only a few hundred yuan.

    I know I can''t push it out, so I put it in my pocket: "thank you, old lady. We''ll pay you a new year''s call in the new year."

    Mrs. Jin said, "go. Just keep busy with you later, and we don''t have to think about it anymore."

    When we came out again, the steamed stuffed bun already felt something wrong. She took my hand and said, "that..." before she finished, Fengfeng came with Mayor Liang. Naturally, the pirate didn''t know that his lover was the emperor, so she was very proud to talk to Mayor Liang and politely let mayor Liang up all the way. Mayor Liang has now been promoted to work in the province. But after being mayor of our city for three years, almost everyone knows it. At first sight, the steamed stuffed bun was surprised and said, "Mayor Liang?"

    Mayor Liang smiled and said, "well, the bride is really blessed." Then he took my hand and said, "to tell you the truth, I''m busy, but I have to come myself for these two words." Then he showed me the invitation card in his hand, "can I see the man who writes later?"

    When I saw that the character was written by Liu Gongquan, it was only an ordinary one. It was rare that Mayor Liang could see the good in it. I heard that he loved calligraphy and always thought that he was just to deal with errands in public. Unexpectedly, he was obsessed.

    I promised to introduce him to Liu Gongquan for a while. Feng Feng led him to the table of secretary Liu. When they left, the steamed stuffed bun scratched his head and said, "why do you call Mayor Liang when we get married?"

    I''m also very strange. Most of the list was not in my hands. It may have come to Yan Jingsheng''s mind. He sent an invitation to Secretary Liu. Do you have to give Mayor Liang a symbolic one? Who thought the county magistrate really came?

    At this time, it was amazing. I saw sun Sixin leading several people up. There was a bald monk and an old Taoist priest inside. Begging really costs money these days. So did sun Sixin. It''s over after giving them money. What are you doing? As soon as I was about to speak, I saw an old acquaintance, the chairman of the Wulin conference. The monk and the Taoist priest were not others, but other judges at the Wulin conference. I hurried down to meet them. A large group of people followed them and shouted, "leader Xiao, do you still know us?"

    Several of them really know that the bald head is the curator of the Jingwu guild hall where we played the first team game. Next to him is the Northeast Taekwondo, and next to him is the manager of Beijing Yucai. The people behind are also the places we had contact with at the Wulin conference. Fang xiaorou, who played with Hu Sanniang, and the drunken fist practitioner who knocked Ruan Xiaoer off the challenge arena are among them.

    I suddenly laughed. This is a small Wulin meeting. For those who have friends with heroes, you call me and I call him the new friends that day, so it became the scene now. No wonder I looked familiar and couldn''t be named just now.

    Just after settling down the Wulin heroes, Yan Jingsheng said in his voice downstairs, "Mr. Zhang, here you are --"

    The steamed stuffed bun ran down like the wind... Listening to Yan Jingsheng''s respectful tone, she knew who was coming.

    I ran to the second floor with her. I saw Lao Zhang greeting everyone with the help of Li Bai. He was thinner than before and his spirit was not as good as last time, but the people around him were all great scholars he had heard of for a long time, which made Lao Zhang''s pale face appear two red halos, like an old man herding sheep on the plateau. Now he was shaking Wu Daozi''s hand. Wu Daozi was also surprised to hold his hand and said, "isn''t this Xiao Du (Fu)

    It can be said that without Lao Zhang, there would be no talent cultivation. It was the old man who achieved today''s talent cultivation for the children''s heart. Therefore, no matter my customers or others present, as long as they heard of Lao Zhang''s deeds, they all respected him, and even a lot of government officials upstairs came out.

    When the old man saw me and steamed stuffed bun, he threatened me with that old warlord like tone: "boy, treat your wife well!"

    I said with a smile, "it must be."

    The old man took me by his side and whispered, "are you going to hide it from her all your life?"

    I said in his ear, "I didn''t think well. Let''s go step by step."

    Lao Zhang nodded, grabbed the steamed stuffed bun and said, "the little strong man is a bit of an asshole. His heart is not bad. You should follow her well in the future."

    Steamed stuffed bun also felt Lao Zhang''s meaning of asking for future affairs, and nodded hard with tears.

    After such a fuss, steamed stuffed bun forgot what to ask me. He just ran up and down the stairs with me. There were too many guests today, and a large part of them were unexpected. I was caught off guard. In addition to my usual friends and relatives, heroes, Yue Jiajun, Fang La, the four heavenly kings, Yan jinliu and others The employees of Yucai include Duan Sirius, Cheng Fengshou, and the students'' parents, which are nearly 1000 people. Now, in addition to the xiaowulin conference, there is so much noise from top to bottom in the happy forest that everyone who can help can start. Er Pang is also responsible for receiving my childhood friends. At the beginning, I only assigned Wu Yong and Xiao rang, Now we have to send out Li Tianrun and Pang Wanchun, who used to be small staff.

    Meanwhile, boss Hao showed a small face. From tomorrow, I will no longer be his employee and can be a friend in the future.

    When it was almost 12 o''clock, Song Qing, acting as the wedding host, said on the radio: "now let''s invite the bride and groom and their parents to the hall on the first floor for a ceremony. Now let''s invite..."

    I hurried down with the steamed stuffed bun. The steamed stuffed bun said faintly, "what floor are we going to do?"

    "Don''t ask......" I shouted as I ran, "Kezi, cousin -" I found that the best man and bridesmaid were missing.

    Finally, I found two fools around Zhao Bailian. Zhao Bailian also wore new clothes and came with Uncle Zhao. Li Shishi was even more exaggerated. He came with the crew of "Legend of Li Shishi". Now he is directing photography for a while. He also told me that we must try our best to shoot everyone.

    As a result, when I got all the people together, I was blocked by the people who crowded into the hall as soon as I ran to the stairs on the second floor. Song Qing kept shouting. I could only drag the steamed stuffed bun forward. The people in front shouted, "don''t squeeze, don''t squeeze."

    I shouted frantically, "give way, give way, I''m the bridegroom -"

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