The First Chaos In History
Chapter 245
Compared with me, other people are busy. Li Shishi''s film has entered the post production stage. Hua Mulan really went to see other people''s beauty pageant, but contrary to the suggestions I gave her, she is a good man. Everyone praises. Each judge has a light in his hand to show his consent to the contestant''s entry into the next link, and Hua Mulan''s light has never been off.
Naturally, it goes without saying that Xiang Yu accompanies Zhang Bing every day. Sometimes he takes her to stay at home for a while. However, according to our observation, there is not much passion between the two people, and they are more like a pair of ordinary lovers. However, it seems normal. Life flattens people in this way, especially after they are separated from their original living environment, After Yang Guo and Little Dragon Girl quit the Jianghu, it will be a time of oil, salt and vinegar. After the prince and the princess get married, the prince will gradually become a bald old king, and the princess will become a jealous queen until they inadvertently offend a female cultivator and are cursed. Then their lively and lovely little princess can only wait for princes of other countries to wake themselves up, This is how the story has been circulating. Western writers feed themselves by dragging their manuscripts.
Like me, Qin Shihuang has maintained his original life track. For others, it''s interesting to do anything in a different environment, but it''s different when he was an emperor. Zeng jingcanghai can''t be water. Moreover, he is different from Liu Bang. Liu Bang works by himself, so Liu Bang is very interested in occupying the piracy market, Ying pangzi has no enthusiasm for buying several peasants for uprising.
However, I still took a step forward, that is, the tea beverage developed by Lu Yu was put on the market, but I didn''t think of the initiator. It was Mao Sui, who had just been here for a few days. On the day of his arrival, Mr. Mao made great efforts to analyze the background of this era, and he still positioned his identity as a doorman. When he realized that there was no need to attack cities and land and maneuver around, he began to find ways to help me hold money. Mr. Mao summarized his own experience and lessons and knew that it was early to become famous, And the reality is that there is no more three years for him to stand out. So he quickly found the right time to bring the medicinal tea developed by Lu Yu and Hua Tuo to the market. Mao Sui, who couldn''t even open the door, went to negotiate with people everywhere. However, the feedback was good. Many entrepreneurs said that Mao Sui was a refreshing man mixed with cunning. He was a master of eloquence who knew that he would suffer losses when dealing with him, but he couldn''t help but want to cooperate with him, Sometimes I like to speak in a threatening tone - I can understand that lobbyists and counselors before the Qin Dynasty were good at this, from Lin Xiangru to Cao Mo to Mao Sui. In particular, maosui and his disciples like Diba''s long speeches. Of course, there are bad times when they are particularly clear. Lobbyists will become angry. Some press the sword, some lift the ashtray on the table and say to the other monarch: I''ve said for so long, you still can''t get in. I was so angry that I took a pat and scattered it (equivalent to five steps of blood splashing in the original text). The bodyguard of the other party''s boss was afraid to come forward because he was far away, so he had to sign a contract (blood is an alliance), and the business was done.
Our medicinal tea has received a good response after it went on the market. The money is no slower than that of five-star juniper. After all, no matter how good the wine is, it has limitations, and the drinks are different. Before going on the assembly line, Mao Sui studied the mineral water controlled by a certain day''s capital. It is suggested that I also print "selected high-quality water sources", but I think it is unkind to do so, mainly without investigation. Besides, the original intention of adding herbs to the water is not to make the taste of tap water better? So I directly printed it as "using public water supply". Mao Sui said that since it is printed like this, don''t hide it. Simply add a bracket, which says: tap water. This move makes consumers feel secure. The sales of medicinal tea reached a new high day by day.
Liu Laoliu found me that day. Just give me a bag of gum and say, "this is your salary this month."
This gum is as like as two peas on the market, and it is also a 5 piece. There is a precedent for cookies. I didn''t dare to put it in my mouth at will. I asked carefully, "what''s this for?"
Liu Laoliu said, "when you chew it, you can turn your face into what you think."
I wondered, "what... What do you mean?"
"That is, before you chew it, think about a person''s face in your mind, and then your face will become this person, for example, you want to become me..."
I hurriedly said, "it''s not easy to be like you. Just hit the nailboard at a speed of 80 miles."
Liu Laoliu ignored my sarcasm and said, "note that only your face changes, height, fat and thin are still what you look like now, so I remind you that if you want to become Xiang Yu, you may be seen through because of your inconsistent figure."
I asked, "is there anything else to note that you can always change your face as long as you chew?"
Liu Laoliu said, "of course not. This thing is only effective when there is still sugar flavor. Moreover, each piece of this package I gave you can only change one face. We also have a lemon flavor. After eating it, it can change constantly, which is much more powerful than those face changing masters in Sichuan."
"Then why don''t you bring me a lemon flavored place?"
Liu Laoliu said, "you''re too thick skinned. Just change it once at a time. It''s easy to squeeze your facial features together because of the buffer."
I said, "shit, thick skinned still affects the Internet speed?" I was going to chew a piece and take pictures in front of the house.
I weighed the gum and suddenly thought of a question. I asked Liu Laoliu, "well... I just got up. What''s the use of holding this thing?" I found that the things Liu Laoliu gave me are becoming more and more strange. Mind reading is still practical. You can play to relieve boredom when you have nothing to do. The limitation of biscuits is relatively large, not to mention the small quantity. Even if I have countless things, what''s the use? Except for very special circumstances, what''s the matter with me turning into someone else? It''s better this time. He directly sent me a bag of special tools for Erpi face. This thing has no practical value except that it can turn the steamed stuffed bun into Lin Zhiling.
Liu Laoliu looked a little embarrassed and stammered, "maybe... Maybe you can use it in the future. Don''t waste it." Has he seen that I''m going to use this as an aphrodisiac? By the way, he should also be able to read his mind. I quietly took out my mobile phone and used one to the old liar. I peeked at the mobile phone screen and wrote: you use the skill numbered 748 for high-level users. Once, your behavior will be recorded as a stain. We will reserve the right to cancel your skill, as well as the right of public prosecution and final interpretation
I was stunned and said, "shit, do you need it?"
Liu Laoliu said with a smile, "little boy, do you still want to kill me with your tricks?"
I said, "it will be all right. You don''t even give me a rule of use. Now sue me directly for violation. This belongs to the overlord clause."
Liu Laoliu said, "it''s all right. Generally, they don''t bother to ask if I don''t sue you. I''ll invite the people in the archives to have dinner and wipe the stain on you another day."
I squinted at him: "when have you been so kind to me? Will there be any moths again?"
Liu Laoliu rarely looked at the sky solemnly and sighed, "it seems that it will be chaotic for a while soon."
"What''s the matter?"
"I don''t understand. This is my hunch."
I was depressed and said, "aren''t you an immortal? Are you going to be punished or robbed?"
Liu Laoliu said sadly, "some things are beyond the control of the gods. If you can''t pass this pass, it will be a disaster!"
I said, "the Tianting index has also fallen below 1300 points?"
Liu Laoliu shook his head and said, "when the monkey king made trouble in heaven, it was 1500 - I remember when you said this. Get me some original shares when your five-star juniper was listed. Now I don''t know the root. I don''t dare to buy it, especially eating and drinking. Maybe I''ll check out the poison when I get it."
Me: "
After Liu Laoliu left, Yan Jingsheng called me and said that the central government, the provincial government and the city had issued documents asking us to prepare for the visit of a group of international friends, including martial arts and various forms of competitive groups in various countries, as well as major mainstream media in the world. This visit was the bane buried during the competition in Singapore, No one doesn''t want to know what school has trained such abnormal and a large number of talents.
Yan Jingsheng asked me, "do we organize some students to rehearse a welcome ceremony or something?"
I said, "no, they''re coming, but we didn''t invite them. You don''t have to say when the students come. It''s the same as usual."
"Do you have to invite some relevant leaders?"
"Look at that. By the way, please invite principal Zhang."
Yan Jingsheng said with a smile, "naturally, the honorary principal must be invited."
I said, "take the word reputation and make the old man happy through the excitement."
Yan Jingsheng was stunned, and then said sadly, "I understand."