The First Chaos In History
Chapter 24
I asked Jin Shaoyan, "where are you going to take them?"
"Drunk eight immortals?" Jin Shaoyan immediately denied himself: "there are all retro buildings. They shouldn''t be interested." I added: "that is, the waiters there will certainly not kneel when they see people. If the fat man wants to kill the nine nationalities or Liu Bang wants others to serve us, we will be passive."
Jin Shaoyan said, "you can choose one of the five major cuisines."
I said apocalyptically: "have you jumped out of the five departments and made them feel different at first sight? On the premise of fully enjoying the delicious food, you have to hold them down. Don''t feel like the emperor when someone is waiting."
Jin Shaoyan thought for a moment and said, "you can only eat Western food. There is a French Western food called Caesar, which is very authentic."
I said, "but I seem to hear that it''s to be booked 48 hours in advance."
Jin Shaoyan smiled. Alas, my head rusted and I remembered that the so-called rules were not set for people like him.
We just lingered downstairs for a while. Qin Shihuang had rushed downstairs with his team. He had heard that someone was going to invite us to dinner.
Jin Shaoyan took out the phone and was stunned for a while. He said to me, "sorry, I can''t find the team to pick it up, because ''he'' has just come home..."
"Take a taxi." I say it naturally.
Jin Shaoyan laughed and said, "do you want me to go to Caesar?"
I said, "there''s another way. I''ll drive myself. Let''s go." Jin Shaoyan nodded. I nuozi the steamed stuffed bun. The steamed stuffed bun has gone straight to Xiao Wang''s house.
Seeing the steamed stuffed bun gone, Jin Shaoyan said to Liu Bang, "brother Liu, according to your conditions, my brother is very embarrassed..."
After a few minutes, the steamed stuffed bun tried to honk. It turned out that it was Jin Shaoyan''s Ferrari trot that blocked the road. As soon as he took the key, Xiang Yu went out impatiently, picked up the trot and stood on the steps. After the steamed stuffed bun passed, he put it back to its original position. Xiang Yu lovingly touched the back of the van and said, "this car still suits my heart."
Jin Shaoyan felt the dirty sign behind the van and said, "is this the legendary golden cup?" I waved and said, "if you feel ashamed, there is a people''s Bank out of the street. Let brother Yu take off the logo and hang it. Say it''s a new large-scale business car of Mercedes Benz."
Jin Shaoyan looked back at Li Shishi and saw that she smiled with indifference. The boss reluctantly went in. The steamed stuffed bun just knew that the Ferrari was Jin Shaoyan''s and quietly said to me, "when did you know such a rich friend?"
I really want to tell her that I made two million in an afternoon - a stamp and gone.
When I was parking in Caesar''s parking lot, a Honda Acura luxury car robbed me. I was pinned on my head and almost hit a Lamborghini. Damn, the Japanese car dared to rob me. Even if I hit the steering wheel, I can match it within half an hour. I''ll rub your headlights and you''ll cry!
When the car boy saw a van that should have been scrapped long ago, he came up to me with a smile and said, "Sir, I''m sorry, we''re not a parking lot." I pointed to the more famous signs around me and said, "what are these, animals?" The car boy hissed the telephone and seemed to want to call the security guard. Jin Shaoyan said weakly in the back seat: "we''re here to spend..."
The car boy inadvertently glanced at him and immediately exclaimed, "Jin Shao?"
We got out of the car and attracted a surprised look. Xiang Yu and Liu Bang were proud, because the van really looked tall and aggressive in a sea of cars, which catered to their vanity. I guess Xiang Yu would never see another car after this meal.
Those people almost gathered around us, not only because we drove a van, but also because we didn''t just drive a van, and - we were overloaded. They witnessed the picture in an advertisement: people kept coming out of a car, men and women in all kinds. When Xiang Yu got out of the car, they almost gave warm applause.
I threw the car key with a nail clipper and ear scoop to the car boy, and walked in with a big step towards the sign of "do not enter if you are not well dressed". Don''t forget that our steamed stuffed bun is also engaged in catering, and is specifically responsible for this one. According to her, as long as you don''t wear slippers, Menying can''t do anything to you.
Sure enough, the two doorboys who were over 1.9 meters tall could only stare at us, or they might be frightened by our momentum.
The foreman is a gentle middle-aged man. If he can come inside, he will be a hero. Don''t ask the source. Even a beggar must accompany him carefully. The well-trained foreman smiled and gave us a half bow. I quickly told him to get down to business. I''m really afraid of winning. The fat man shouted "flat" or something.
I said to the foreman, "find us a private room."
The foreman smiled and said, "I''m sorry, sir. We don''t have a private room here. Have you made a reservation?"
At this time, Jin Shaoyan squeezed over from the back with his wallet in his hand. He probably just finished tipping the car boy. The foreman said in surprise, "Jin Shao?" It seems that Jin Shaoyan is basically an acquaintance from top to bottom. He never calls him Mr. He is so affectionate and flattering.
Jin Shaoyan wiped his sweat and said, "let''s take a seat." Our group of people standing in the hall really have a comic effect, especially Jing Ke and Xiang Yu in Guevara. I heard the people at the nearest table talk about us: we are all engaged in performance art
The foreman probably understood Jin Shaoyan''s mood at this time and arranged us in a relatively quiet corner. When a blonde French girl came over with a recipe, Jin Shaoyan finally regained his confidence and calm. He first said thank you in French. He turned to us and said, "what do you want for the aperitif?"
I said, "no need to drive. We drank a bowl of porridge at 10 a.m. now our stomach is flat and fertile. Let''s carry the hungry."
I watched Jin Shaoyan''s hair droop one by one. Mr. Li took the recipe, turned it over and said to the French girl, "one 8 mature steak, half foie gras and one Italian macaroni." Then he handed the recipe to baozi. In order not to be shy, Baozi said, "I''m just like her."
Mr. Li didn''t know which movie he learned from. When it was my turn to order the menu, I looked at the full table and said to the French girl, "we are so many people. Do you look up? Anyway, put all your good things on the table, except the civet."
Jin Shaoyan said gloomily, "just do what he said. Last bottle of red wine from ''82."
Wow, the legendary red wine of ''82 is often seen in the movies. It is said that there was a shortage of red wine because of the poor production of grapes in'' 82, but it is strange that after drinking for so many years, why can''t we finish drinking the red wine of ''82?
Qin Shihuang said, "take some more pairs of disposable chopsticks." I learned from eating fried cakes last time.
I don''t know if the French girl didn''t understand Chinese or thought it was Chinese humor. She just looked at us with a smile and left us after being confirmed by Jin Shaoyan.
When the lettuce was served, it was replaced by a native Chinese girl. As soon as the roast chicken came up, everyone started it one after another. As soon as Jin Shaoyan and Mr. Li raised their knives and forks, they saw a row of chicken ribs wandering around in place on all the plates. When the lettuce came up, Jing Er silly had an idea. A fork was put on and screwed into his mouth, just like eating marshmallow.
At this time, the waiter came with red wine and politely asked Jin Shaoyan, "do you want to try the wine?" Xiang Yu grabbed it, smelled it and said, "this wine has no smell." He poured a cup and drank it up. He said very plainly, "did you put a bad coke?" Then he asked me, "what did we drink last time?"
I said, "sanliangye."
Xiang Yu said to the waiter, "give us three bottles of Sanliang Ye."
Before waiting for the waiter to speak, Jin Shaoyan took out a pile of money and stuffed it into him: "I know you don''t have it. Think of a way." The waiter walked away, laughing and crying.
Jin Shaoyan probably practiced yoga. After doing this, he hid his head in his heels.
The steamed stuffed bun was ashamed and said with a smile, "Why are you making so much noise everywhere? I heard that this restaurant is really opened by a Frenchman. If you do so, you are not afraid to discredit the Chinese face?"
I said, "don''t say anything if you''ve done it. They French eat steamed stuffed buns with knives and forks. They don''t feel ashamed. What''s the real aristocracy? You know, it''s not pretending to be B, it''s cow B."
Joke, tell me that aristocrats, except me and steamed stuffed buns, are too expensive to be more expensive. Besides, they want all three grain liquids, and it''s not appropriate to stretch them again.
After a while, the waiter came up with a plate. Jin Shaoyan''s Qian Wensi didn''t move. He said to us, "our French boss heard Jin Shao''s requirements and admired you for this combination of Chinese and Western food. He specially gave you two bottles of the best Maotai he collected. I hope you have a good time."
This is China''s national conditions. I estimate that if we want to do this in France, we will have been politely "invited" out for a long time.
As soon as Jin Shaoyan heard that the man had been thrown to the French, he simply slipped out from under the table, rolled his arms and sleeves, grabbed a bottle of Maotai, poured wine one by one, and said, "today is today. Let''s drink back to Maotai with jam."
I kind of like this guy.
Later, we simply asked for chopsticks. We drank the 82 year old red wine and Maotai, ate a belly of lobsters, snails and vegetable leaves, and it would be perfect if we could put a hot pot on the table.
When he was farting, Jin Shaoyan went to the bathroom. He had just left for a few seconds. A handsome young man came in from the door holding a beautiful woman''s waist. I didn''t look at it, but I took a breath of air-conditioning.
It''s "he" - another Jin Shaoyan!
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Xiaohua went to drink tonight, so put the update in the afternoon. I wish you a happy New Year!