Jing Ke put the sword on the table and stabbed me like he pulled it out of the map axis. I quickly jumped out for two meters - I know that the sword was bought by Yan taizidan from the sword master Mrs. Xu with hundreds of gold and was highly poisonous. It seems that Jing Ke and Prince Dan had experimented with the sword. If the person who took the sword at that time was Jing Ke, Then that unlucky soldier a may be the only person he has killed.

    Jing Ke looked at me in good condition and came out of the sky. Suddenly he said, "it''s too short!"

    I jumped and said, "you''re fucking sick. If you were long enough, I would have let you die!"

    Jing Ke doesn''t care about my attitude. He shouted in ecstasy, "it''s because I''m too short!" Later, I added one sentence before and after this sentence and sold it to a company selling aphrodisiac drugs.

    Then the stairs rang and the steamed stuffed bun got off work. I quickly threw the suit on Jing Ke''s head and said, "brother Jing, change it first. Brother, I''ll discuss the length with you later."

    Jing Ke was sitting on the ground. When he saw that I was going to go, he looked up at the sky at a 45 degree angle and stretched out a hand. I didn''t know what ya wanted to say. I didn''t bird him. When I came out of the house, I ran into steamed stuffed buns. I closed the door.

    Steamed stuffed bun still carries vegetables in her hand. She is a very capable woman. She has thrift from small families and strong sexual desire at her age. As long as I don''t look at her face, I really love her.

    Steamed stuffed bun was supposed to wash vegetables. Seeing my mysterious appearance, I subconsciously wanted to go in and have a look. I covered the door and said with a smile, "a friend... Stay with us for a few days." Steamed stuffed bun took out an eggplant from the vegetable basket, held the eggplant head, pointed the prickly handle at me and said sternly, "just tell me whether I''m male or female!" When she learned that it was a man, she waved the eggplant into the basket and said happily, "I''ll make you braised eggplant tonight..."

    I opened the door and looked at Jing Ke. I saw that he was basically dressed up and was finally pedaling a pair of underwear on his jeans. I quickly flashed in and closed the door: "shit, you think you''re Superman. That''s what you wear inside."

    Jing Ke didn''t care about these sections. He threw his underwear aside and said, "your clothes are very uncomfortable."

    I am very grateful that he did not put my ADI as a hero cloak behind him. It seems that the killer has a good quality of adapting to the environment. He has neither expressed curiosity about the transparent glass nor asked me why the ceiling lamp does not burn the lamp oil. It reflects a gentleman''s manner which is inconsistent with his identity than what he has seen in the movie woodlouse.

    But I immediately knew why: he picked up the dagger again and asked me, "but I can''t take it in any longer. What should I do?" It seems that the main purpose of his staying on earth for a year is to plan a perfect assassination plan.

    I had to be patient and asked him, "how big was the Du Kang map you took?"

    He held the dagger in one hand and drew little by little in front of the dagger tip with the other hand: "so big."

    "Why don''t you enlarge the scale - for example, the one you take is 1:10000. If you enlarge the scale to 1:1000, you can hide a long sword in the map and bring it in. If the scale is 1:100, you can even bring in a square sky painting halberd."

    Although Jing Ke didn''t fully understand what I said, he understood the general meaning. He patted his head hard: "I''m so stupid, really!" Then the Jing Ke version of Xianglin said, "you really deserve to be a fairy!"

    When Jing Ke solved his problem, his first question about the "fairyland" followed: "what is that (finger glass)? And why can''t you see the lamp oil (finger ceiling lamp)?"

    Oh, sell pimples! I was defeated by him.

    Fortunately, my answer is also very strong: This is the fairyland. You don''t understand it.

    When it was time for dinner, I called Jing Ke to the table. Since there was still a year to go, it was not always a way to sneak. I simply let him see the light early.

    Jing Ke was warmly entertained by steamed stuffed bun. Steamed stuffed bun is a person who can get along with all my friends.

    When Jing Ke stared at the TV and pulled the rice to his nose, the steamed stuffed bun whispered in my ear, "your friend''s'' canteen ''is open." I looked down from under the table and saw Jing Ke sitting in my Lee with eight forked legs and learning from us. The zipper was open. His guy who was neither short nor long was lying on his crotch and looking out. I coughed and he didn''t take it to heart. Steamed stuffed bun went out on the pretext of holding vegetables. I hurried to say to Jing Ke, "brother Jing, is it cool?" He didn''t listen to what I was saying. He pointed to the TV and said, "You raise all the villains there?" I had to stand up, point to the things under my navel and say, "our custom can''t reveal this."

    I thought he would be embarrassed, but I was wrong.

    He rowed the thing in, pointed to the TV and said, "what do you give them every day?" I walked over depressed and helped him zip up. Just halfway through, the steamed stuffed bun came in

    That night, I could only prove that I was heterosexual with practical actions. Steamed stuffed bun''s particularly beautiful body in the dim light evacuated me like a water pump. In the words of steamed stuffed bun, she wanted me to have no strength even if I had that heart, so that she wouldn''t have to worry about going to work during the day. It was not until dawn that we cleaned up the mess and slept for a while. Jing Ke snored all night. I found that he was not difficult to deal with. To put it bluntly, he was a little lack of intelligence and was very easy to trust others. This may have something to do with him treating me as an immortal. As long as he didn''t mention the assassination of Qin Shihuang, he would be the same as two fools.

    During the day, I opened the door an hour later than usual. As soon as I took down the door panel, I found Liu Laoliu sitting on my steps smoking and squatting around a fat man. When Liu Laoliu saw me open the door, he stamped out the smoke and led the fat man in. He told me that the fat man was my second customer. As soon as he said the fat man''s name, I felt the collapse of heaven and earth.

    Smart readers may have guessed who the fat man is.

    Yes, he is Qin Shihuang!