Chapter 402 - The First Chaos In History - NovelsTime

The First Chaos In History

Chapter 402

Author: Zhang Xiaohua
updatedAt: 2025-04-21

Wu Sangui peeped around and pulled me and said, "why do you have to finish this and make a show?"

    I said, "I don''t care. If you want to see the smashed version, you have to wait until the steamed stuffed bun has a baby. Anyway, I can''t drink it."

    The old man sighed and muttered, "I cleaned up Li Zicheng. Why are you still so useless." He grabbed my hand, pretended to be intimate and said, "come on, let''s compare in the room."

    I looked at the pile of wine and said to the soldiers below, "drink it all."

    Zhao Yun looked at me. I made a successful gesture to him

    Wu Sangui asked in a low voice, "who is the posterity?"

    I said with a smile, "your eldest brother, the ancestor of old general Zhao."

    Wu Sangui said in horror, "Zhao Yun?"

    I said, "who else can make such a cow with a gun except him?"

    Wu Sangui said, "it seems that you didn''t draw people to you less."

    When we came to a room, Wu Sangui sat on the chair and said, "tell me, what''s the matter with you? Didn''t you say you wouldn''t come to me?" He said so with a smile on his face.

    I said, "if you don''t want this wheel, I''ll help you. He Tiandou also has a red medicine..."

    Wu Sangui waved his hand and said, "no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no When he Tiandou gave Kong kong''er and Zhang Bing red medicine, he saw it. He knew that he had to change back as soon as he ate it. Although he didn''t know whether there were side effects, he didn''t know whether it was gold in the brain. Whether it was effective or not. People can''t eat that thing anyway. Who can guarantee this?

    Wu Sangui said again, "the way of heaven has gone wrong?"

    I said, "not yet."

    Wu Sangui said, "then why are you looking for me?"

    I said with a gloomy face, "I can''t come to see you if I''m okay?"

    Wu Sangui said, "that''s not true, but I''m going to war with Kangxi soon."

    I said, "that''s why I''m here."

    Wu Sangui: "... You still have something to do!"

    I said with a smile, "this time it''s for you - do you think you can beat Kangxi?"

    Wu Sangui sighed and said, "it''s all now. Of course I know I can''t beat it."

    I said, "before taking medicine, I thought I could win?"

    Wu Sangui blushed and said, "there was a gap before, but I could still take a chance before."

    ... I finally understand who Wu Sangui''s generals learned from. There is a leader who can find a step for himself. Can his subordinates learn it well?

    I said, "do you really think you can win with a bunch of smelly faces?" This old smelly shameless brings a group of little smelly shameless... And older smelly shameless. If you occupy Yunnan, you want to unify the whole country.

    Wu Sangui said, "those guys are still unambiguous when they fight, but I also know that Kangxi''s little rabbit is difficult to deal with, so I''ll call the emperor first no matter 3721."

    I suddenly said, "if you want to have fun, you''ll die." I suddenly found that in history, those who were eager to become emperor were all worthless guys. They didn''t say they were down-to-earth. They just thought about the title of empty head and brain. When they went out to take a taxi, Fukang was reluctant to call. What did they say about going public within the year?

    Wu Sangui said reluctantly, "wasn''t I forced? Which thing in my life wasn''t forced out?"

    I waved my hand and said, "needless to say. After you left, the way of heaven did change. Now there is a surplus population. You are 50000."

    "What do you mean?"

    I said, "that is to say, in the same period of history, there were 50000 more people in the Qing Dynasty than before."

    Wu Sangui said, "then go to Kangxi. This is Da Zhou."

    I stared at him and said, "it''s because I beat you and killed 50000 people. These people will have trouble when they are read by heaven. You let them go with me."

    Wu Sangui said anxiously, "what should I do in the Zhou Dynasty?"

    I said, "don''t be the emperor. Come with me."

    Wu Sangui said, "no, if you press the point table, I remember that I still have more than a year to lose the battle with Kangxi."

    I listened to him and took out the idea list. Sure enough, Wu Sangui died a year later, and the short-lived regime of the great Zhou Dynasty failed completely. I wondered, "what''s going on?"

    Wu Sangui thought for a moment and said, "now it seems that something is wrong with Kangxi - he pushed back his plan to level Yunnan for a year. The last time, we have started fighting in an all-round way. These 50000 people should have died in this year."

    I murmured, "neither the idea list nor the population list can be violated, so let''s --" I said, "you let these 50000 people go to the Qin Dynasty with me first, and you stay in Yunnan for another year. If you''re lucky, Kangxi will just come back from Yucai holiday, so we can discuss it with ourselves, and let you get a minority autonomous region at that time, but you have to give up independence."

    Wu Sangui said, "fighting is a dead man in two aspects. Why should 50000 people go out alone? Don''t you take 50000 away? I''ve become a bare pole commander?"

    I stood up and said, "are you going to let me talk to Kangxi? Besides, don''t you have a bunch of shameless people to accompany you? By the way, you can also earn foreign exchange for you. We are in all dynasties now. Yucai coin is a common currency."

    Wu Sangui was stunned and said, "you can toss too much. The steamed stuffed bun hasn''t been born yet?"

    I took out my cell phone, looked at the date and said, "it should be fast. What''s the expected date of delivery -"

    As I was talking, my mobile phone suddenly rang, startling me. I picked it up, and a roaring voice across the street said, "it''s born! It''s born!"

    I immediately jumped up: "no, it''s already born?"

    The man shouted, "steamed stuffed bun is coming!"

    I wiped my head with sweat and said, "I haven''t given birth to what you shout - who do I say you?"

    The humanitarian: "I''m your brother Yu!" It''s not worth being an ancestor. Steamed stuffed buns have children. He''s in such a hurry. The life nearby is noisy. I can vaguely hear the voices of fat people and two fools, as well as the movement of many young maids in and out.

    I said, "I''ll be right back."

    Xiang Yu shouted, "hurry up!"

    I said carefully, "how''s the steamed stuffed bun now?"

    Xiang Yu said, "I''m scolding you." Sure enough, I heard a woman scold angrily: "Xiao Qiang, you son of a bitch, it''s all because of you. I''m dying. Oh, it hurts me!"

    I was relieved and hung up. Wu Sangui said, "the steamed stuffed bun is not in the hospital?"

    I said, "in the Qin Dynasty, third brother, you should prepare for the 50000 people first. I have to go back quickly."

    Wu Sangui waved his hand and said, "hurry up. You didn''t drive?"

    "I came on horseback."

    "Then come with me and I''ll find a good horse." Wu Sangui also ignored other people''s curious eyes, personally led me to his stables, took a god horse from inside, and said, "this horse is really traveling thousands of miles a day, and its name is Wanli invisible Rouge green eye beast..."

    I said casually, "there''s no such trouble - little flower rabbit!"

    The little rabbit looked at me. Although he was quite contemptuous, he didn''t spray me at last. It can be seen that this horse can''t be compared with Xiang Yu''s little black rabbit and Guan er''s little red rabbit

    I rode on my horse and ran to the school military field. Zhao Yunzheng rested with the soldiers. I reined in my horse and said, "Zilong!"

    Zhao Yun got up and said, "brother Xiaoqiang, have you finished everything?"

    I nodded and said, "brother Qiang should go first."

    Zhao Yun said, "what''s the matter?"

    I said, "your sister-in-law, she''s going to have a baby."

    Zhao Yun said with a smile, "Congratulations, brother Xiaoqiang. Then go quickly."

    I said, "you and your brothers don''t have to worry. It''s not too late to go on the road after eating and drinking. You can ride the 500 horses back to the Three Kingdoms." Anyway, Liu Bei''s soldiers ride Liu Bang''s horse, which is also regarded as fat water and does not flow into outsiders'' fields.

    Say goodbye to everyone. I hurried to the parking place. The little rabbit''s temper was a little softer than that of other big names, but it was really not slow. In the calm military path, the speed was so fast that the wind stabbed the eardrum. In this way, I still twisted my body uneasily. If I couldn''t get back before the child landed, the steamed stuffed bun would have to lead her Qin soldiers to chase me all over the world after the month, And to be honest, at this moment. Who''s going to be a father? I remember the due date, but after several dynasties tossed back and forth for a few days, the time difference confused me. Who knows she will be born today?

    With the little flower rabbit, it was several times faster than it was in the past. When I arrived in the Three Kingdoms, I threw my horse to the hands of a second brother, turned and got on the bus. Zhuge Liang said, "Xiaoqiang, what are you going to do?"

    As I started, I asked, "military division. Do you understand the birth of children?"

    I thought he was going to say "slightly understand". Who knows, Zhuge Liang shook his head and said, "I don''t quite understand. I haven''t been pregnant yet."

    I started the car, waved to him and said, "tell my second brother that I have something to go. When my daughter-in-law has finished giving birth, I''ll take her to see you and my sister-in-law." It is said that Zhuge Liang''s wife is not very understandable, but her intelligence is not inferior to Zhuge Liang. If baozi is really depressed after childbirth, you can talk to her.

    Needless to say, someone was already arranging lanterns in front of Xiao''s residence. It was natural to congratulate me on my arrival. I got out of the car and ran into the yard. I saw fat man, Liu Bang and Xiang Yu sneaking around with their backs on their backs. Er silly looked at the sky at an angle of 45 degrees. With the help of a small ring, Yu Ji couldn''t help asking about the situation in the midwife''s house. In front of the main house, More than a dozen women and maids were carrying water and carrying towels. I asked casually, "how''s it going?"

    When the steamed stuffed bun in the room heard me talking, he immediately shouted, "Qiang Zi, you dog - ouch, I have a stomachache!" This is not yet born.

    I raised my neck and said, "hold on. It won''t hurt after birth." Then he wiped his sweat, sat on the ground and took out his cigarette to swing at Xiang Yu. Xiang Yu shook his head, glanced at Yu Ji''s stomach at the door, and said, "do you think women have children so painful?"

    I laughed and said, "I don''t know. I heard that there are those who pull their work in their pants."

    Xiang Yu glanced at me, kicked me and said, "I said steamed stuffed bun gave birth in such a backward place. You don''t seem to worry at all? Didn''t you expect the child to be born in the Qin Dynasty?" My mother''s family is not happy.

    I lit my cigarette, spit out the smoke circle, and said softly, "I expected it." I didn''t say that I had already smoked that little fire all the way. Besides, we have this awareness - as the protagonist of a book, a daughter-in-law has to be born smoothly in real estate in the 21st century! I knew long before the steamed stuffed bun came to the Qin Dynasty that I wouldn''t want to go back until I had a baby!

    Of course, the main reason why I''m not too worried is that I''m full of strength to listen to the steamed stuffed bun. It''s estimated that there will be no dystocia of dog blood. Moreover, my mother said at the beginning that looking at the steamed stuffed bun''s ass will definitely have a smooth birth!

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