Chapter 403 - The First Chaos In History - NovelsTime

The First Chaos In History

Chapter 403

Author: Zhang Xiaohua
updatedAt: 2025-04-21

I waved and said, "boys and girls are the same."

    Xiang Yu said, "I don''t know who this child will be like?"

    Li Shishi said, "I heard that men are like mothers and women are like fathers."

    Hearing this, the people stared at my face and thought about how long the steamed stuffed bun was. They couldn''t help laughing. Qin Shihuang sighed: "it''s really difficult for Qiangzi."

    It''s embarrassing enough. Think about it. Having a boy like a steamed stuffed bun or a girl like me... It doesn''t seem to be the worst. What I''m most afraid of is having a girl like a steamed stuffed bun or a boy like me... I hope what Mr. Li said is true!

    At this time, the groan of steamed stuffed bun suddenly decreased a lot. I couldn''t help but say urgently: "why hasn''t it moved yet?"

    Qin Shihuang waved to a woman and asked, "what''s the matter?"

    The woman suddenly said, "back to your majesty, it seems normal at present. From the belly of big Sima, the child may be older than ordinary children."

    I stood up and said, "what do you mean?"

    The woman was startled and said carefully, "that means it may take more effort."

    I asked, "is there any danger?"

    The old woman said, "I can''t say well, I shouldn''t..."

    I suddenly became nervous and gave birth to a child in a place like the Qin Dynasty where there were few doctors and medicines. All I relied on was steamed stuffed bun, which was always healthy and strong. Now it seems that there was an accident after all. Our child also inherited the heroism and greatness of his mother''s Xiang family, which caused great trouble for his birth.

    At this time, the steamed stuffed bun had no strength to scold me. He kept humming: "it''s killing for a while!" After a while, she suddenly shouted, "I can''t!"

    I couldn''t help it anymore. My face suddenly changed. I grabbed Qin Shihuang and said, "brother Ying, don''t you have a better doctor?"

    The fat man Ying is also fat and has cold hands. He said, "hungry mouth (here) will touch oil and sprinkle (nothing) to see a doctor for his mother-in-law and aunt."

    Liu Bang said, "why don''t I pick up my husband? After all, she had a baby."

    Xiang Yu threw him at the door: "then you don''t go quickly!"

    Mr. Li nibbled his teeth and suddenly said, "there are no obstetricians and gynaecologists here, so there may not be anywhere near here!"

    Qin Shihuang said, "hungry children know..."

    "I''m not talking about the Qin Dynasty," Li said flatly

    When she said this, the people were suddenly enlightened. Xiang Yu said excitedly, "think about it quickly. Who is the nearest famous doctor from the Qin Dynasty?"

    I blurted out, "Hua Tuo!"

    Xiang Yu said happily, "yes, Hua Tuo is good. It happened that Cao Cao didn''t kill him."

    "Hua Tuo can''t," the second fool said

    We all asked, "what''s the matter?"

    The second fool took back his eyes, looked at us and said, "I talked to him. Hua Tuo won''t have children."

    I sweated and said, "so Hua Tuo can''t do obstetrics and gynecology?" As soon as he said it, I remembered that Hua Tuo seemed to be proficient in traditional Chinese medicine and surgery. The obstetrics really didn''t hear of him. It was urgent to find him for medical treatment. If he dared to say a caesarean section in the Qin Dynasty, I had to kill him!

    Yu Ji suddenly said, "who is Hua Tuo? Why don''t you go to find Bian que? His pediatrics and gynecology are said to be good. Hasn''t Xiaoqiang received him?"

    As soon as I patted my thigh, I rushed to the driveway: "I''ll go to find Bian que, you watch the steamed stuffed bun!" Thanks to Yu Ji''s knowledge of such a miracle doctor, it is difficult for Wu Sangui not to tell Zhang Zhongjing and Li Shizhen here.

    So far, the farthest place I have run is the Qin Dynasty. It was the first time before Qin Dynasty. I adjusted my direction and didn''t have to worry about the time pointer. Anyway, it''s over. After entering the time axis, it probably looks like crossing two streets at ordinary times. The car stops in a place that is not a village or a town. The architectural style is very similar to that of the Qin Dynasty, but it is far from as grand as that of the Qin Dynasty. In front of a small hut, there is a long line of people. In the hut, an old man with chicken skin and crane hair is sitting there asking about the patient with a focused look. The people in the back row discussed one after another: "it''s rare for the famous doctor Bian que to come to our place for consultation. We''re lucky." He looked quite happy.

    When I got out of the car, I leaned forward, and the people behind me shouted, "line up!" I don''t care. Thirty seven twenty-one crowded to the front. Bian que just gave a man medicine. She looked up in amazement and said, "why don''t you line up?"

    If it was normal, I could find a way to give the old man blue medicine first, but now the situation is urgent and there is no good excuse. I can only tell the truth: "doctor, my wife can''t have children!"

    Bian que scratched her white hair and said, "what''s the situation? Is it your problem or your wife''s problem?"

    I paused. With a sad face, he said, "it''s my wife''s problem - she has dystocia!" The old man misunderstood and thought that he and I were here to ask for aphrodisiacs. If it was really my problem, I would go to Andorra!

    Worthy of being the heart of the doctor''s parents, Bian que said, "Oh, it''s important. Is your home nearby?" It seems that my approach is correct. Even for a doctor like Bian que, even if you give him blue medicine first, he may not sell your favor. Especially for a man with so much money now, it is easy to make the old man bored. People said that great doctor Bian would bully others and be arrogant and domineering!

    I said, "my house is not near, but it won''t take you much time to go with me."

    Bian que cleaned up a few simple things on the table and said, "then hurry up. Human life is at stake."

    The patient in front of us said anxiously, "but I''m also in a hurry, doctor!"

    The flat magpie buckled the straw hat on his head and asked, "what''s your situation?"

    The man was so anxious that he cried and said, "my child eats fish. The thorn is stuck in his neck. It hurts so much that he cries."

    Bian que thought: "it''s difficult. If I could go home with you and help the child take out the thorn, but now..."

    I slapped the table and said to the man, "drink vinegar!"

    The man was stunned and said, "can it work?"

    I firmly said, "it''s sure to work. If you can''t hang the duck upside down and touch the duck''s saliva, this is the ultimate solution. If you don''t use it again, it means that your son is definitely not stuck and doesn''t want to go to school..."

    The man obviously still didn''t believe me and asked Bian que with his eyes. Bian que thought and said, "well, it''s a good way to turn duck saliva into thorn. I didn''t think of it before."

    The man was overjoyed at hearing this and gave me a thumbs up: "you''re really God!" Then he flew away.

    The second man tried his best to squeeze up before we left and said, "Er, God... Er, doctor. Er..."

    Bian que had already got up at this time, and still couldn''t help asking, "what''s the matter with you?"

    The humanitarian: "I... Er, hiccup, er, more than, er... What should I do?"

    Before Bian que could speak, I pointed to the man''s nose and said, "hold your breath!"

    The man was startled and wondered, "can it be done?"

    I drank him and said, "you''re a doctor, I''m a doctor? Listen to me!"

    The man stood aside and held his breath

    The third man stopped me with open teeth and claws. He closed one eye and said, "doctor, show me by the way - I have a small stone in my eye. I can''t wash it out." I looked at him with a look of pain and said casually, "you pull the upper eyelid on the lower eyelid. Just rub it a few times." Then he ignored him and pointed to the next, "hurry up, hurry up, I have limited time. What''s the matter with you?"

    It can only be said that at that time, the people were poor, and those who had a little big feelings and minor disasters basically depended on their body. It was not easy to have a doctor sit and ask no matter where they were uncomfortable. Fortunately, I could almost solve them by relying on my little common sense of life - I''m used to buying a calendar with a small prescription on one page and tearing it up when I go to the large size

    In the end, I couldn''t go any further. People began to directly ask me how hard it was to ignore Bian que, who didn''t feel left out. He first looked at me with unbelievable eyes, then bowed his head and silently wrote down all the local methods I said. The one who held his breath could not hold it. He let go of his breath for a long time and said happily, "ah, it''s really good. Thank you, doctor."

    I took care of him and said casually, "you are forbidden to call me a miracle doctor. You have only one miracle doctor, that is teacher Bian que. Do you understand?" In fact, I guess he would have been better if he didn''t hold his breath - burping can also work if someone suddenly startles him. He was startled by me before he held his breath

    The eyelid flipper blinked and said, "it''s amazing. It won''t hurt at once."

    I said, "these are the methods invented by the famous doctor Bian que. I just helped him tell you."

    People immediately stood in awe and said, "a miracle doctor is a miracle doctor!" Bian que was a little uncomfortable and didn''t know how to explain it, but he was still a little happy to see his expression. Doctor Bian was indifferent to fame and wealth and didn''t care about these false names, but it was definitely more considerate than asking him to lift a sedan chair.

    At this time, my ultimate killer appeared. A man ran to me, took my hand and said, "brother, please help me."

    I frowned and said, "what''s the matter with you?" The man''s mouth smelled of garlic, which made him turn his eyes.

    The man held my hand and said, "I regret that I should have a braid of garlic for noodles at noon. My wife won''t make out with me. Brother, you must have a way to howl -"

    I jumped out three feet away, peeled a piece of gum and threw it to him as a concealed weapon: "chew, don''t swallow!" Of course, this gum is just an ordinary one.

    The man picked up the gum and chewed it for a few times. He looked intoxicated and made a gesture with his hand on his throat and chest: "it''s comfortable from here to here!"

    Taking advantage of this time, I finally pulled Bian que into the car and said, "the miracle doctor, wait a minute, we''ll be there right away."

    Bian que said, "I think you are a miracle doctor."

    I blushed and said, "don''t say that. It''s all smart."

    Bian que was a little embarrassed and said, "can I use the prescriptions you just said when I practice medicine in the future - of course, I will tell people that this is your invention. By the way, I haven''t asked Mr. Xiao''s name yet?"

    I said, "just call me Xiaoqiang. I won''t tell you much. I''ll give you something to eat and understand." I felt up and down and said awkwardly, "it''s broken."

    "What''s the matter?"

    I was embarrassed and said, "I don''t have any money..." just now I saw Bian que pack up his things and put a few knife coins on the table. That''s the cost he charged for giving medicine to people. I''m inviting people to visit, and I don''t have any money on me - mainly Yucai coins.

    Flat magpie said, "what money is not money. It''s important to save people."

    I hurried to drive. Bian que felt it here and there. As soon as the car drove, he was even more surprised and said in a trance: "you are so capable that you can''t see your wife''s dystocia?"

    I was speechless and sped up my car. When I got to the courtyard of Xiao residence, the people were still waiting there at a loss. I led Bian que out of the car and saw that Liu Bang had also arrived. He pointed to the house: "my daughter-in-law has helped inside."

    When Bian que saw that all the people were dressed in gorgeous clothes, it was obvious that they were either rich or expensive, so he just nodded casually. A man at the door shouted, "is the doctor here? The steamed stuffed bun hurts more." The man has high cuffs and messy hair. But it was empress Lu. Liu Bang took a look at her and said, "this woman, when she was busy, she still had a look."

    Bian que passed his hand and took only a small bag with him. Calmly into the house, he turned out again in a short time, went to the house and said with one eye, "make a fuss, what are you shouting?"

    Empress Lu stretched her neck. Stunned, he concluded, "you... You... How dare you talk to me like this!"

    Bian que looked at her again. Then she came out and glanced at us and said, "who says dystocia? I''ve seen it. The palace has opened two fingers, the head position, and natural labor!"

    As soon as they heard this, they were relieved. I almost collapsed on the ground. Liu Bang stared at empress Lu and said, "what are you looking at? Don''t you go to help?" After stamping his feet, empress Lu turned back to the house and comforted the steamed stuffed bun: "don''t worry, sister. The old man at the door said you had a natural birth. It''s my sister''s fault that she didn''t pay much attention when she was born. She''ll have experience next time..."

    When I learned that the steamed stuffed bun was all right, I felt joking and stabbed Liu Bang, "do you hear me? My sister-in-law still has feelings for you. I miss the next batch."

    Liu Bang, hey ran.

    After reading the steamed stuffed bun, Bian que sat at the door. At first it seemed that he was keeping his eyes closed. After listening to the movement in the room for a while, he suddenly said, "is the water broken?"

    Empress Lu said excitedly, "it''s broken. It''s broken as soon as you say it." Where is the divine doctor listening to sound and distinguishing form.

    "How many fingers?"

    An experienced woman in the room said, "six fingers."

    The voice of steamed stuffed bun suddenly rose and said, "I can''t stand it. When will it be a head?"

    The flat magpie said in a deep voice, "don''t shout. You''ll work hard when I ask you to work hard." After listening to the steamed stuffed bun, we didn''t dare to cry. We saw Bian que sitting there with white hair and like a generation of masters. It was funny to think that she was a pregnant woman in the room. Liu Bang quietly pulled me and said to Bian que Nunu, "Xiaoqiang, don''t you get him?" He made a gesture to drink medicine.

    Li Shidao said, "don''t make trouble. What if you drink and have an accident?"

    At this time, the woman suddenly shouted, "eight fingers!"

    The flat magpie stood up and said, "the pregnant woman, do you hurt?"

    The steamed stuffed bun pulled a long tone and said angrily, "try it!"

    Bian que said, "OK, work hard!"

    The steamed stuffed bun immediately began to cry and howl, and Bian que said, "don''t mess around, save the rules - try hard, relax, try again..."

    At this meeting, the steamed stuffed bun had ignored it for a long time. For a while, it roared and gasped hysterically. Bian que was probably used to it. In the noise, he put his ears at the door and commanded, "breathe hard, yes, that''s it."

    After a few minutes, empress Lu was surprised and said, "the head came out." we all mentioned it with our hearts. We only heard empress Lu regret, "ah, we went in again!"

    Yu Ji changed her color and said, "why did you go in again?" In other words, she is also a person who will go to the "execution ground". Hearing that the steamed stuffed bun is so painful, she also looks pale. She can''t breathe with her hands over her chest. The flat magpie is white. He said with one eye: "people are soft, of course there are in and out." When Yu Ji blushed, Bian que continued to command, "now turn around, don''t try hard when it hurts --"

    LV Hou''s voice: "come out, come out, this time it''s really come out."

    The steamed stuffed bun said in an angry and pitiful voice, "Oh, oh -"

    Xiang Yu shivered and said, "I''ve been in the army for more than ten years. Today is the first time I''ve had a cold sweat."

    I only heard Qin Shihuang say in an almost flattering voice: "Xiaoqiang, the bag (don''t) is too tight, Zhang Ao, hungry drop, this hand still has to be pinched..." when I saw it, I didn''t know when I held the fat man''s hand tightly. Now I can hold it up

    Two silly suddenly said, "let''s cheer her on."

    Li Shishi said, "good idea. I''ll call one, two, three -- one, two..."

    Not waiting for her three word exit, Huoran only heard a shaking child cry: Wow——

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