A woman rushed out and said excitedly, "congratulations to king Qi, mother and son are safe..."

    Two silly interrupted her: "don''t say gender, let me guess whether it is male or female." The fool stroked his chin and looked at it for a while. He said firmly, "woman!"

    Xiang Yu said, "hmm? Listen to the sound. It should be a boy."

    Li Shishi giggled and said, "I think it''s a girl."

    Xiang Yu turned back and asked me, "Xiaoqiang, what do you say?"

    I looked at them contemptuously and said, "didn''t people say that mother and son are safe!"

    The people were ashamed. Xiang Yu laughed: "we are very happy. At this juncture, Xiaoqiang is still a careful father." When I saw that he was going to indulge in his grandson''s virtue, I warned him in advance: "don''t say it''s the empress of your Xiang family. My son has my last name." Xiang Yu snorted, grabbed Yu Ji''s shoulder and said, "we have our own life."

    Liu Bang looked at me and asked, "why don''t you go to see your son?"

    I stretched out my hand at him: "do you dare to pull me?"

    When I took the lead, the people followed carefully. The woman and the maid rushed out with a basin. Only empress Lu was left in the room with the child in her arms. She smiled at me and said, "Congratulations, it''s a big fat boy."

    I solemnly took it over. The little guy was bald, eyebrowless and wrinkled. He cried angrily as if he was going to fight with someone. At the same time, he coughed with fetal fluid. My hands and feet were still moving up and down, and my body was pink. I deliberately shouted, "how ugly!"

    LV Hou wiped his hands and said, "children are born like this. Look at the child''s big eyes. When they grow up, they will probably be handsome." Then he wrapped his son who was verified to be a real man in cloth.

    Mr. Li lovingly received it in his arms, gently wiped the little thing''s face with a handkerchief and said happily, "the little guy has a good spirit."

    Xiang Yu hugged him and said, "ho. This guy has eight kilograms!" Liu Bang hugged and weighed it, echoing, "you have to have, you have to have!"

    At this time, I looked at the steamed stuffed bun and saw that it was really physical work to have a baby. The steamed stuffed bun lay there and blinked, but I didn''t even have the strength to speak. I reached out and touched her cheek and asked her, "what do you want to eat?" In front of so many people, this is the most disgusting thing I can think of.

    The steamed stuffed bun bit me like lightning. Then I went to the bone marrow. At first, I thought she worked too much and fainted with hunger. I used my hand as a pig elbow. After seeing the angry and naughty look in her eyes, I realized that she was retaliating against me. My hand was burning and I was embarrassed to cry. I had to try to keep a steady tone and say, "I didn''t wash my hands after I went to the bathroom just now."

    The steamed stuffed bun threw up my hand, looked under my body and said, "where''s my son? Let me have a look, too -"

    The child is in the arms of Qin Shihuang. The fat man''s body was warm in winter and cool in summer. My son was comfortable, stopped crying, narrowed his eyes, looked at Qin Shihuang, and then nodded with satisfaction. Everyone laughed and said, "this boy''s shelf is big enough."

    The two fools opened their arms and said, "play for me."

    Fat Ying turned around and said, "No. hang the skin!"

    The steamed stuffed bun beat the bed and said, "fat man, bring it to me!" Everyone is cold

    Seeing that the child''s owner was talking, Qin Shihuang quickly and obediently sent it to the steamed stuffed bun. I put the child next to her pillow. The steamed stuffed bun turned sideways and looked at him with compassion. At this time, the little guy also opened his eyes and stared at the steamed stuffed bun in the dark. Steamed stuffed bun touched his soft chin with a finger. The little thing laughed, and everyone was adored. Liu Bang said, "Xiaoqiang, should the child have a name?"

    Xiang Yu said in a deep voice in the tone of an old man, "yes -" I turned my head and stared at him. Xiang Yu said, "do you have a name for Xiao?"

    Qin Shihuang waved and said, "if you still want to sprinkle (what), it''s called Xiao Qing (Qin) Sheng!"

    Liu Bang said discontentedly, "why not call Xiao Hansheng?"

    Qin Shihuang did not hesitate to go back and said, "because busi (was) born in the Han Dynasty!"

    Liu Bang argued, "it''s wrong. Everyone is brothers. You can''t come because you were born in your family. I also asked my daughter-in-law to help."

    Empress Lu denounced: "go, go out and fight, let the steamed stuffed bun have a good rest!"

    The crowd hurried away in silence, but Qin Shihuang still whispered: "Xiao Qing (Qin) Sheng!"

    Liu Bang: "Xiao Hansheng!"

    I smiled at the steamed stuffed bun. Empress Lu said, "Xiaoqiang also goes out. I''ll take care of the child."

    ... I had to come out quietly with my hands on my back. In the yard, the scope of the debate over the child''s name increased again. Xiang Yu said in a high voice, "if you want to say so, I don''t have steamed stuffed buns yet. My name is Xiao Chusheng!"

    Two silly youyou said, "this is not good."

    Xiang Yu said angrily, "what''s the matter?"

    The second fool said confidently, "the homophony is not good."

    As soon as we heard it, we all chanted: "Xiao Chusheng, Xiao Chusheng, Xiao livestock..." immediately said in unison, "never call this!"

    Xiang Yu said stupidly, "Oh, sure enough... I still want my son to call this." Yu Ji gave him a hard twist. His surname still takes advantage of him. Xiang (like) beast is not a beast. I''m good. Beasts are not good beasts, but still small... Forget it, I won''t scold myself.

    Li Shishi said with a smile: "I think the word ''Qin'' is still relatively elegant. It''s just that this new word is a little vulgar."

    Liu Bang said, "then add Chinese characters - Xiao Qinhan!"

    Xiang Yu immediately said, "if you want to do this, you have to add my Chu. It''s not very difficult for children to call four words - Xiao, Qin, Han and Chu!"

    I said with a bitter face, "don''t, when Li Shimin and Zhao Kuangyin are investigated, my son can''t be called Xiao Qinhan Chu, Tang, song, yuan and Ming?" Well, Wu Sangui''s investigation has to add weeks if it''s not clear. Brother Guan''s investigation has to add Wei, Shu and Wu - my son doesn''t have to use an English name when he goes abroad in the middle ages. This length has to be regarded as aristocracy in the middle ages

    Liu Bang said: "well, the Chinese characters are not added. The child was born in the Qin Dynasty and later lives in the 21st century. It''s half a boundless life. It''s called Xiao Qinshou. Brother Ying will grant him a longevity King later. That''s perfect." After all, Bangzi has to put a share in my son''s name.

    Public humanity: "this is good."

    I murmured, "Xiao Qinshou, tut, why is it still a little strange..." stunned, I shouted, "Xiao animals, this is not the same as Xiao Chusheng!"

    The people were ashamed and flattered: "don''t worry, don''t worry, start over."

    Mr. Li said, "brother Xiang was right just now. Don''t children now call four words? It also looks more chic. Let''s just add that new word."

    People: "Xiao Qin Shousheng, well, it''s elegant this time."

    I said with a overcast face, "yes, I''ve taken my son out this time. I''m not a thing with steamed stuffed buns!" Listen to me, Xiao Qinsheng. Together, I''m the Xiao Qinsheng!

    Everyone was ashamed again and said, "it''s not so difficult to name at ordinary times."

    I couldn''t say, "don''t bother you, I''d better do it myself."

    Everyone together: "then you say one!"

    I sighed, "I shouldn''t have listened to steamed stuffed buns coming to the Qin Dynasty, so the child won''t be born in the Qin Dynasty, nor will he be regarded as dystocia, so he won''t fall into your hands -"

    People suddenly realized: "Xiao can''t?"

    I said angrily, "Xiao shouldn''t!"

    People: "Oh - Xiao shouldn''t!"

    ... it''s too late for me to change my mouth. The child can only be called Xiao. Hey, I really shouldn''t... forget it, it''s too late to say anything.

    To celebrate the first day of the birth of "Xiao shouldn''t", these guys finally went their own way. After taking a nap, steamed stuffed bun ate a bowl of millet and red bean porridge. I was in good spirits. I walked in bitterly to report the situation to her. Steamed stuffed bun is still unable to take care of the children, so I watched a group of women under the command of empress Lu with unprecedented tenderness to serve the little ancestors, See me come in and ask, "have you got a name?"

    I said quietly, "Xiao shouldn''t..."

    The steamed stuffed bun was stunned for a moment and said discontentedly, "what a broken name. It''s terrible. Don''t call it!"

    I sat next to her carefully, broke my fingers and showed her, "you can choose two more, one is Xiao Qinshou, and the other is Xiao Qinshou. Do you wronged the child or us?"

    Steamed stuffed bun was at a loss and helpless for a while before he said: "... Xiao shouldn''t be Xiao. I knew it would be better to use my father to give that!" The old accountant named Xiao Dazhuang. He said it was easy to raise, and he was popular after calling this name. I think it''s not as good as the one given by my father - Xiao Xiaoqiang. This name doesn''t affect the arrangement of music. It''s just that when someone calls Xiaoqiang in the future, who of us agrees?

    After explaining his work, he got tired of his son for a while. When I tried to tell him not to, the little guy stretched out his tender hand and scratched me a few times

    I swayed my arm and strolled into the yard. I just felt refreshed. As a man, the two major events in my life were finally completed, especially seeing that a little life was born because of you. That feeling, really, no ordinary father has a world! Although the name of the world is a little ugly.