Therefore, the poets represented by Li Bai, whether in the Tang Dynasty or in later generations, are a group of people incompatible with reality.

    It was not easy to get Lao Li into the car. The old man was still dancing and chanting words. Dong Ping picked up a mineral water bottle and looked at me and said, "spill it or not?"

    I ruthlessly said, "splash!" I didn''t expect to see the old man twice in Yucai and the Tang Dynasty. Dong Ping lifted some water and sprinkled it on Li Bai''s face. Li Bai stretched out greatly and sighed, "Gee, boo!"

    I said carefully, "brother Taibai, wake up, it''s me."

    Li Bai looked at me with a fixed eye. He was in a trance and smiled and said, "Oh, it''s a very strong younger brother."

    I let go: "you finally wake up."

    Li Bai looked at us, looked at himself, and suddenly asked, "where am I, and who am I?"

    I said crazily, "he remembered me and forgot who he was."

    Zhang Qing said with a smile, "I haven''t woken up yet. Throw it away first and talk about it later."

    After about half an hour, Li Bai wiped the folds on his face, looked at me and said, "eh, Xiaoqiang, why are you here - no, you should ask me where it is?"

    Zhang Qing said with a smile, "this is waking up."

    Duan Jingzhu grabbed Li Bai and said, "why did you hit me just now?"

    Li Bai was embarrassed to say: "I see your head is yellow, think it is to restrain me again evil ghost."

    Duan Jingzhu said discontentedly, "see for sure in the future!"

    Li Bai said, "that''s why your hair is yellow. It''s not so eye-catching. If the red haired ghost Liu Tang comes, it''s not as simple as a wooden tray."

    Duan Jingzhu said, "thanks to the ghost face, Du Xing didn''t come. Otherwise, you have to go straight to the kitchen knife."

    I held Li Bai on the shoulder and said, "brother Taibai, are you really awake this time? One more thing, please. We want to get back all the old people we have educated. Those who face the same direction with you depend on you."

    I handed over the medicine prepared for Wu Daozi, Yan Zhenqing and Lu Yu to him. Seeing that we were going, Li Bai hurriedly said, "don''t go. I''ll invite you to dinner." Then he shook the small card in his hand, and Dong Ping grabbed it and threw it outside the car. Li Bai stuffed a few pieces of gold into his pocket and said, "I''ll give you cash for dinner in the future. The popularity of poets is enough. You''ll make it worse."

    After saying goodbye to Li Bai, I told Zhang Qing, "brothers, I''ll take you back to Liangshan. Then I have something to do when I go back to Yucai."

    Zhang Qing said, "goodbye, you can send us directly to Wu Sangui. Let''s eat and drink with Lao ya!"

    As I was driving, I said with a smile, "remember, those shameless people under him can save Lao Wu some face if they offer to compete with you."

    To Wu Sangui''s Zhou palace. The old man is training his troops and horses. He has sent 50000 soldiers to help the fat man build the Great Wall in the Qin Dynasty. The remaining three melons and two jujubes are stuck in the school military field. Lao Wu and the heroes met the ceremony and discussed with me: "where is the wrong full moon wine?"

    I said, "what do you mean?"

    Wu Sangui patted his chest: "come to Yunnan. How nice the climate is?"

    After thinking for a long time, Wu Sangui said anxiously, "why, you don''t think brother three can entertain you?"

    I smiled and said, "No. you''re too far away. It''s time for Zhao Kuangyin and Zhu Yuanzhang to challenge you. Besides, it''s too hard for people from the Qin and Han Dynasties to come."

    Wu Sangui said, "it''s a big deal. I reported the fare to them and asked Liu Bang to give me a 60% discount."

    "Let''s talk about it then."

    At this time, the three bandits had become one with the gang under Lao Wu, shouting and yelling to compare their drinking capacity. This time, they probably matched each other.

    Back in modern times, I bought all the things I needed for steamed stuffed buns and went to Yucai for a turn. Seeing that there was nothing wrong, I planned to find Liu Laoliu and they opened a military path and went directly back to the Qin Dynasty. As a result, neither of the two old gods was at home. No one answered the phone. I''m in a hurry to go back. I had to run round and round in the open area of the community with broken bread, hoping to enter the military road by mistake.

    It''s strange to say that more than a year after the earthquake, there are still no houses sold here. It''s supposed that there are many rich people here. To be honest, the villa of Qingshui home is still very cost-effective, but it just provides me with a chance to be wild. I was having a little fun when I suddenly found a Peugeot parked aside, I watched me play quietly. At first, I didn''t notice it. After running for two laps, I saw it. I slowed down and just saw the people inside - a woman dressed up and dressed up... Gou''s woman, Chen Kejiao.

    When I stopped the car, Chen Kejiao came over with a smile and said, "Mr. Xiao had a good time."

    I said, "call brother Qiang."

    Chen Kejiao stopped fighting against me this time and called out with a smile: "brother Qiang."

    I looked at her. This woman is still a professional dress with full chest and high fighting spirit, but she looks much better than before. It seems that she has done a good business recently. Speaking of it, we have experienced life and death together. We have a certain tacit understanding when we meet again, which is a bit like an old opponent who has fought for half a lifetime, It''s also a bit like a pair of old lovers who have been through the vicissitudes of the sea and can''t make water. It''s embarrassing and natural. In short, it''s a little ambiguous - I bet. If I hadn''t had steamed stuffed buns, we would have been able to complete a set of more than 100 episodes of romantic dramas with various dog blood plots, and we still loved each other to death. In the end, we didn''t become that kind of

    I asked with a smile, "what''s the matter with you? It''s not to save labor. Do you come to collect business fees yourself?"

    Like magic, Chen Kejiao took out a stack of documents and handed them to me: "sign it."

    I''m a third of my head. When I deal with this woman, you have to be careful. Didn''t an arms dealer say that a qualified businessman won''t refuse to sell arms to the hostile forces in his own country; Similarly, a good real estate agent will not sell his house to his life-saving benefactor

    I grabbed the contract, looked at it carefully and said absently, "what do you want to do? I''m not going to buy another suite." Say be careful. That''s only on the surface, because I understand that if this woman really wants to Yin you, even if she signs a deed of betrayal with you, she can still Yin you!

    Chen Kejiao said with a smile, "don''t read it. You can really rest assured this time. Isn''t it written on it? This is a property transfer contract. I''m just an intermediary."

    After listening to her, I took a general look at the content. It doesn''t matter. It''s really a windfall. It''s written in the contract. Party A he Tiandou and Liu Laoliu are willing to unconditionally buy all 62 villas in qingshuijiayuan villa area and give them to Party B Xiao Qiang. The money and goods have expired. Now what Chen Kejiao has done is to ask me to sign and confirm to accept this gift.

    I murmured, "what do these two old liars want to do?" I know he Tiandou is rich, but such a direct gift really eludes me.

    Chen Kejiao said, "will you sign or not?"

    I hurriedly said, "sign! Why not sign?" I don''t know what the hell these old gods are doing. But it''s not my Xiaoqiang''s style not to take advantage in front of my eyes.

    Chen Kejiao handed over a pen and said casually, "well, what can''t father and son say well?"

    I just wrote a "cursive head", fiercely looked up and said, "what father and son?"

    Chen Kejiao smiled and said, "don''t hide it from me. Mr. Liu told me that he said you were his illegitimate son." Chen Kejiao added, "I didn''t expect you to have such a rich father."

    I suddenly went crazy and scolded, "Liu Laoliu, you old bastard!"

    Chen Kejiao hurriedly advised: "well... Brother Qiang, I think it''s wrong for him to abandon you since childhood, but he must have his difficulties. Isn''t he trying his best to compensate now?"

    I shouted, "I''m his eighth generation!"

    Chen Kejiao saw that the consolation was ineffective. Carefully said, "do you still sign this word?"

    I said fiercely, "sign! I''m a son. If I don''t sign, I''ll pretend to be a grandson!"

    Chen Kejiao puffed and said, "sometimes I appreciate your... Er, rational."

    I handed the contract back to her: "won''t you sit up?"

    Chen Kejiao smiled: "another day, how can you be a rich man now? I suggest changing the car. Just now I gave you a simple measurement of the speed and it''s 200 miles. You drive at this speed. I''m afraid you''ll have to turn it over if you encounter a dragonfly."

    I said with a smile, "I can''t compare with you."

    Chen Kejiao turned to get on the bus and suddenly turned back and said to me, "Oh, yes. Mr. Liu said you put the things you want in his garage."

    I wonder, "what?"

    "I don''t know - in my opinion, your father is very good to you."

    The more she said that, the more I hated my teeth. I secretly vowed that I would shoot Liu Laoliu''s face next time I saw him. After Chen Kejiao left, I opened the garage of he Tiandou''s house. It was empty. I looked around and found nothing. When I looked up, I found that the wall facing the door was dark - these two old things opened the military path here!

    I swearing and driving into the military path, but I still can''t figure out why the old god sent me so many houses. If it''s because I think it''s done me a lot of harm for so long, don''t you want to apologize and give me the money directly?

    Not long after returning to the Qin Dynasty, I saw cars coming and going at the door of Xiao residence. My servants were busy. Several conspicuous golden carriages stopped in the yard. I grabbed the two fools passing in front of me and asked, "Kezi, who''s coming?"

    The second fool said, "what should come is coming." Then he threw me away, stretched out his hands and rushed to Li Shimin who had just reached the door. He said enthusiastically, "are you coming?"

    Li Shimin also smiled, stretched out his hand and said, "yes."

    At the next moment, the two fools grabbed Genghis Khan beside Li Shimin and said, "how''s it going recently?"

    Li Shimin: "

    We all laughed, and I sighed, "your majesty are all here?"

    At this time, a palace beauty came up from Li Shimin''s car. The body is plump and charming, but the corners of the eyes and eyebrows are slightly dignified. I said curiously, "brother Li, who is this?"

    Li Shimin said, "Oh, this is Meiniang. Just call your sister-in-law."

    I waved to the beautiful woman, "Hello, sister-in-law."

    The beauty smiled at me and Wanfu said, "I''ve seen the prime minister." I was Prime Minister in the Tang Dynasty.

    Li Shimin said, "Meiniang, just call him Xiaoqiang. Don''t be polite in the future."

    "Yes, your majesty," said Rou, a beauty in palace dress

    When fat Ying saw the woman''s family, he rushed into the house and said, "Sister Liu, come out to receive a ha (next)."

    Empress Lu came out in response. The two women met each other with bright lights, outstanding appearance and extremely similar temperament. Suddenly, empress Lu took her hand and went in.

    I murmured, "Mei Niang? Why does this name sound so familiar? What''s your sister-in-law''s name?"

    Li Shimin said, "surname Wu."

    Genghis Khan on one side shouted, "Wu Meiniang? Is it the Empress Wu of later generations?"

    Li Shimin said nervously, "brother Khan is silent." He then lowered his voice and said to me, "it''s her. I''m afraid my Datang will repeat the mistakes. Now I have to take her everywhere. I don''t dare to leave!"

    Genghis Khan said, "brother Li, I didn''t say you. Your daughter-in-law has a lot of headaches than Liu Bang. Although Liu Bang doesn''t worry about it, at least he knows inside and outside. It''s good for you to take on the burden by yourself."

    Qin Shihuang hurriedly said, "Bao she (said) Bao she."

    Li Shimin sighed: "brother Khan is right, but what can I do? I''m a little reluctant to kill. Besides, Meiniang may not be thinking about changing the Dynasty now. Even if I want to kill her, I''ll be unknown!"

    At this time, a person turned out of the room and said, "why is it not that Xu Da always meets spring on my side?" It was Zhu Yuanzhang.

    A man turned out from the other side: "do you have to kill them? How good it is to learn from me, Xiaoqiang?" It was Zhao Kuangyin.

    I hurriedly said, "everybody, let''s talk about this problem separately later." Three months later, they will be separated from heaven and earth. I haven''t had time to tell them. I can''t tell them in a hurry.

    All the emperors said, "Xiaoqiang, take your son out and let''s have a look."

    I ran into the house and took out what I shouldn''t have. A group of old friends surrounded me and looked at it for a long time. One after another said, "this child looks better than Xiaoqiang except that his name is a little ugly!"

    Li Shimin held it and shouldn''t have weighed it. Said with a smile: "Oh. How can I be a general of the country after I rush this physique." I quickly bowed and said, "thank you for your kindness."

    Li Shimin said blankly, "thank me for what?"

    Genghis Khan said with a smile, "you have no jokes. Haven''t you already named this child a general to protect the country?"

    Li Shimin. Then he sighed: "Xiaoqiang is becoming more and more cunning. Be careful when talking to him in the future."

    I said, "brother Li, it''s nothing to be a general when we meet for the first time in your capacity. If you really want hereditary Wang to replace me as the prime minister, our family shouldn''t wait for a hurry - do you think so, your majesty?"

    Yigan emperor, you look at me and I look at you. They all smiled and said, "Xiaoqiang, this is our army."

    Zhao Kuangyin said, "there''s nothing good about being a general. I wish this child would be the best king of peace in the future..." as soon as he said this, he suddenly realized that he had lost his mouth. The others looked at him with glee. I bowed to him and said, "thank Lord longen!" In the blink of an eye, our family shouldn''t have got another Taiping king.

    Genghis Khan carefully said, "I didn''t say anything?"

    I said, "old brother, when the child grows up, you should have occupied countless land. You rewarded me as a territory for one day. How can your little nephew get a month?"

    Genghis Khan waved his hand and said, "no, no, he''s going to turn around my king''s account for another month. I can''t stand it. Well, I have four sons. Now I recognize this child as the fifth son. In addition to the ten thousand households inherent to the prince, other rewards increase according to his military achievements."

    I gave him a white look and said, "I won''t go. You can count it. When the time comes, my son will lead the soldiers of the Tang Dynasty and the Song Dynasty to help you fight?"

    Zhu Yuanzhang took over Xiao shouldn''t have said, "in fact, brother tie is right. Recognizing a godfather is not better than anything."

    I said, "who knows who is the godfather?"

    Zhu Yuanzhang said in amazement, "shit, do I recognize him as a godfather?" The crowd was so excited that they stabbed me with all their hands and feet. Zhu Yuanzhang pointed to my nose and said in a loud voice, "do you dare to say ''thank Lord longen'' and believe me to smoke you?" Everyone laughed back and forth.

    While we were joking, Li Shimin suddenly winked at me and said, "your in laws are coming."

    I saw Zhang Liang holding a little girl walking towards us. Although all the people present were emperor Khan, Zhang Liang was from the Han Dynasty. He saluted others according to general etiquette: "I''ve seen your majesty."

    Li Shimin said half jokingly and half seriously, "ovary, go to me and ask Han Xin and Xiao He to come too. Anyway, they finally......" Genghis Khan pulled him. Li Shimin also realized that some jokes can''t be opened indiscriminately and shut up quickly. Zhang Liang just smiled and said nothing. I looked down and saw that the little girl he led was pink and her long eyelashes were blinking. I squatted down and said, "yo. Isn''t this my daughter-in-law?"

    Without waiting for Zhang Liangjiao, the little girl shouted, "good millet (uncle)."

    I like to look out and say, "it will be so small?"

    The little girl looked at the wrong in my arms and asked, "is this my brother?"

    I smiled and said, "it''s my brother. Oh, by the way, you should call me father-in-law."

    The little daughter-in-law was frightened by my strange uncle''s face. She hid behind Zhang Liang and said timidly, "Dad, what''s your father-in-law?"

    Zhu Yuanzhang said with a bad smile, "my father-in-law is such a man." Then I pointed to a eunuch in the corner of the yard. I just wanted to reply. When I saw the eunuch, I couldn''t help but be stunned. This person was Zhao Gao. Some time ago, I was so busy that I forgot about him. I''ve always had a problem with this guy. First, I have a close relationship with the fat man and can''t see anyone harming his country. Second, I also like Xiao Hu Hai. Through a long time, I found that the child is actually naive, but he is not stupid and solid to people. Third, I hate this kind of male and female family. Like Liu Bang killed Han Xin. Zhu Yuanzhang killed Xu Da, regardless of whether these subordinates were rebellious or not. After all, it''s all between men. You, a eunuch, run out and put a pole in it. If you hurt others, you can''t win the world. It''s typical to harm others and not yourself. Zhao Gao refers to deer as a horse. This nature is too bad.

    Then I calmly shouted, "Zhao Gao, come here!"

    Zhao Gao heard me call him, hurried over in small steps, flattered his face and said, "what do you want from the king of Qi?"

    When the others heard that this man was Zhao Gao, they were stunned and looked serious.

    I swept around the yard and happened to see some sika deer in my family wandering out. I pointed to the deer and said, "I ask you, what''s that?"

    Zhao Gao crawled on the ground, looked at it and said with a smile, "back to the king of Qi, that''s a horse."

    Li Shimin and they looked at each other. I got angry and said, "Wow, how dare you say that in front of us?"

    Qin Shihuang couldn''t hang his face at this meeting and shouted, "people!" A group of warriors with bright armor said coldly, "yes!" Everyone guessed the fat man''s underground sentence. It must be: Sprinkle (kill) sprinkle——

    I waved my hand slightly to stop the fat man, faced Zhao Gao squarely and said sternly, "give you another chance - what''s that?" I don''t believe there is such a righteous eunuch.

    At this time, Zhao Gao also felt something wrong. His face changed color and said tremblingly, "back to the king of Qi, that''s... Horse."

    I said crazily, "OK, you dead demon is kind enough!" I waved to Qin Shihuang, "spill it!"

    Li Shimin secretly pulled me aside and whispered, "Xiaoqiang, do you think this is a person who really doesn''t know a deer?"

    Stunned, I pointed to several horses in front of the carriage in the yard and asked Zhao Gao, "what do you say that is?"

    Zhao Gao was sweating and said, "that... Is a horse."

    Now I was really interested. I pointed to the deer and asked, "what about this?"

    Zhao Gao was stunned for a moment, as if he finally figured out the joints, wiped his sweat and said with a smile: "go back to the king of Qi, this is a pony. I didn''t make it clear, which made the king of Qi angry. I really deserve to die..."

    We were stunned. It turned out that... There was a man who didn''t know deer.

    Zhao Gao knelt on the ground and said, "it''s strange that the spots on the pony will disappear after it grows up. It''s strange..."

    At this time, Hu Hai happened to pass by us. Hearing Zhao Gao say so, he immediately despised: "that''s a deer!"

    Zhao Gao said blankly, "deer?"

    Hu Hai disdained and said, "I don''t even know the deer. I still serve my father!"

    Zhao Gaobai couldn''t understand it. He grabbed a servant passing by him and said eagerly, "you say, is that a deer or a pony?"

    A new round of calling deer a horse began. We deliberately don''t talk to anyone, just look at what others say.

    The servant opened Zhao Gaogong with a broom. Don''t sweep the floor and scold: "dead eunuchs don''t know anything except flattering horses every day. They haven''t even seen deer!"

    Zhao Gao said stupidly, "it''s called deer. I''ve seen it before, but I''ve always been a horse..." I now understand that he hasn''t seen deer or horses. He hasn''t seen ponies.

    Zhao Gaofa stayed for a while, then he gave Hu Hai a head knock and said, "thank you for your advice. I really benefited."

    Little Hu Hai said proudly with his hands on his back, "what''s this? You haven''t seen many things - have you seen flying turtles?"

    Zhao Gao said with a wry smile, "I haven''t seen it."

    Hu Hai seemed to say, "I''ve seen it."

    Zhao Gaoqi said, "flying tortoise - is there one?"

    Hu Hai said in a bad tone, "what do you say?" What should I say? Can this have? Is this really not?

    Zhao Gao kowtowed and said, "if the second prince says there is, there must be."

    Zhao Kuangyin and Genghis Khan whispered, "flying tortoise? Is there really this thing?"

    I whispered to them, "there are in super Mary." Then he said to Qin Shihuang, "brother Ying, it''s time to take care of it." It''s too self-centered. When you grow up, you have to be a tyrant.

    Qin Shihuang pointed to Hu Hai and roared, "pack (don''t) your hair (play) and cut (learn) your habits!"