The First Chaos In History
Chapter 408
Empress Lu came over to greet me and said, "Xiaoqiang, I should go too. Finally, let me ask you something - is there someone outside our old Liu?"
"Er..." I wonder: "sister-in-law, it''s better for you to negotiate with brother Liu privately."
LV Hou sighed and said, "I don''t mean to investigate. It''s nothing for a man like your brother Liu to have one or two outside. I just want to see this sister."
I carried the steamed stuffed bun: "you also learn from your sister-in-law!"
The next time passed quickly. Should I be about to have a full moon? That day, I received a call from my old man. The old man covered his face and shouted, "little rabbit, did you die outside?"
Me: "
Before I could make any excuses, the old man suddenly changed his tone. He said pitifully, "Qiang Zi, come back quickly and let me see the little thing. Do you know? I don''t even dare to go out now. I''m afraid my neighbors will ask what my grandson looks like. Do you think I can be a grandfather like this?"
I was suddenly speechless. The old man was right. To say an ugly word, steamed stuffed bun and I were dying. They were the logical guardians. How could a child be born a month ago and grandpa hadn''t even seen one side? The old man has been cruel to me. In fact, he has been begging me. His son has grown up. The wings are hard. The old man shouted to you because he cares about you and wants to attract your attention, just like we spoiled in front of them when we were children
I was silent and had to say, "when do you think we''ll go back?"
The old man suddenly came to the spirit: "the full moon shouldn''t be the day after tomorrow. Can you come back tomorrow?"
I had no choice but to say, "we''ll be back tomorrow."
The old man said in his usual loud voice, "I knew you didn''t dare to bang. Let''s tell you the truth. I''ve booked the restaurant of full moon wine - just where you married baozi. What''s the name? Happy forest!"
I hung up and looked at the steamed stuffed bun. The steamed stuffed bun also smiled bitterly at me: her old accountant gave her the same ultimatum.
Therefore, children are an important link to maintain the family. You see, many families on the verge of dissolution can only muddle along because they suddenly have children. There is also a school called making raw rice into mature rice. Steamed stuffed bun and I are the only child. The child has a full moon. The two old people have been eyeing each other for many years. If we don''t invite the old four that day, we are afraid that it will be difficult to return home in the future.
The steamed stuffed bun sighed: "you said whether we could bring all the old people to Qin Dynasty. I''ll live here in the future. I really don''t want to go back."
To tell you the truth, I don''t want to go back. How good is it in the Qin Dynasty? Now we have several kings. As long as we get along with Xiao Hu Hai, the world will be mine sooner or later——
But reality is reality, not to mention that from the 21st century to the Qin Dynasty, four old people can''t stand it - what steamed stuffed bun wants is nothing more than a reunion, which is impossible. None of my customers can give up their lives at will. We are destined to live in their own tracks.
Seeing that it is imperative to go back, I think it is necessary to say hello to Xiang Yu and Liu Bang who are still outside. If we can make it, we may have a break up dinner in the evening, but one of these two guys led his wife to stay with Wang Xizhi and didn''t want to come back. He said that he wanted to let the baby in Yu Ji''s belly receive prenatal education, and the other said that he couldn''t come back for the time being. Lord Su Hou was very stubborn, Although he took the medicine, he still didn''t buy the account of the old leader. Liu Bang is trying to find a way.
As a result, the only people who sent us the next day were fat man, Er Sha and Li Shishi Jin Shaoyan. We shouldn''t hold steamed stuffed buns. We turned around step by step. I stood by the car and looked at them. We all knew that it was not so easy to think about it again. There were only two months left in the three-month deadline. This little thing of our family goes back to be reunited with grandpa and grandpa. We don''t want to go anywhere for a month or so.
I looked at Mr. Li and his wife with their arms wrapped around each other and asked Jin Shaoyan, "are you really not going back?"
Jin Shaoyan smiled faintly and said, "you have to come back when you go back. It makes you sad."
"Don''t worry, cousin and sister-in-law. We''ll take care of it," Li said
I looked at Er silly again. The fool was very calm. He nodded at me and said, "let''s go, let''s..." the words behind didn''t come out, but fat Ying took them back. The fat man smiled and said, "be careful on the road."
This sentence is quite superfluous. Although cars come and go in the military road, the space can be extended infinitely. Steamed stuffed buns often turn back and say, "let''s go like this?"
"What else do you want?" I said so and looked back frequently. Since the first long goodbye between me and the group of five, we have always been separated more and gathered less. I didn''t expect to be in such a hurry this time.
I drove the car into the soldier''s lane. Pointing to the bustling flow of people on both sides of the road, he said to the sad steamed stuffed bun: "you have a final look at this road. There is no such wide road for you to toss about."
The steamed stuffed bun''s face became more and more gloomy. She carefully wrapped it with cotton wool. Suddenly, she suddenly opened the window and put her head out. I haven''t reacted yet. She shouted at the carriage in front of us: "get out of the way, I''m the big Sima of the state of Qin!"
In the surprised and awed eyes of passers-by, our car shuttled quickly. I looked at the steamed stuffed bun in wonder. The steamed stuffed bun was embarrassed and said, "use your power before you leave..."
Me: "
In fact, I understand that this is steamed stuffed bun saying goodbye to BingDao in her way. When I passed the Tang Dynasty and Liangshan on the road, I wanted to stop several times to see those old friends, but I held back. It was only less than a day. As Jin Shaoyan said, it was just sad.
The soldier road back is still open in the garage of he Tiandou''s house. As soon as we got out of the garage, the steamed stuffed bun shouted, "the air here smells terrible. You shouldn''t choke." As soon as I saw it, I saw the little guy frowning and holding up a pair of small fists to protest. I had no choice but to say, "just get used to it." As soon as I pressed the key, the automatic door rolled down, "didn''t the Qin Dynasty have such a door?" The steamed stuffed bun disdained to say, "I''m rare. Why don''t I hire two people to poke the door with me? The air makes the door broken!"
I looked back as I spoke. The soldier''s road in the garage has been completely closed.
Got the news that we were coming back. My husband, wife and steamed stuffed bun came together to see my grandson. According to my opinion, we will meet tomorrow. It''s getting late and we don''t have to run away. The four old people were anxious with me. They scolded me when they came in. Then they began to eat their grandchildren. They looked at me and steamed stuffed buns with emotion. We didn''t have this treatment when we were young. This is the next generation parent.
Steamed stuffed bun her mother asked steamed stuffed bun: "do you have milk?"
Steamed stuffed bun: "..." although steamed stuffed bun is usually careless and fits in different situations, in front of her father-in-law and mother-in-law''s family, she can only be speechless in the face of such problems, but I understand that elderly women have almost no taboos on this issue, such as the birth of a child by Zhang''s daughter-in-law, When they go to celebrate, they can catch who regardless of the occasion and object and ask who "has milk?"
When I saw that the steamed stuffed bun was dumb, I couldn''t help answering the elder''s questions. I only said, "there is milk, there is milk."
This time, the four parents looked at me with ponder... I just reacted. It was awkward to think about it. I just wanted to explain that the steamed stuffed bun kicked me behind me
The old accountant said to my father with pride, "what''s up, Xiao, my daughter-in-law is not married in vain? The fat boy said he was born." My father said modestly, "in fact, both my mother and I want a girl. Boy, it''s hard." The old accountant said discontentedly, "what do you say? I didn''t see you change Xiaoqiang into a girl."
I hurriedly explained, "father-in-law, you wronged my father. In those years, he almost changed me to a girl. I heard that the girl was a few months younger than me, and the two adults almost met."
My father smiled and said, "don''t say it. It''s really happening."
Her mother asked, "why didn''t you change it in the end?"
My father blushed, gave me a rather wry look and whispered, "I can''t bear it at last."
The old accountant was suddenly surprised and said, "eh, coincidentally, when the steamed stuffed bun was just born, I also wanted to change her into a boy. I met the adult immediately, and the other party was reluctant to give up..." speaking of this, old Xiang bluntly said. "Well, it was you who stood me up!" Our families, old and young, looked at each other, and finally were overjoyed at the same time. My old man smiled, "don''t be angry, old man. Even if you changed Xiaoqiang, you would have been called your father for more than 20 years. Is it different now?"
Lao Xiang said, "it''s different! He spoke for you just now!"
I quickly explained, "this is a psychological shadow. Who saw you when I cried in the quilt? You asked my father if there was always a wetland in the quilt when I was a child?" The old man said angrily, "you peed!" Say and smile. The lively atmosphere somewhat eased the mood of steamed stuffed bun.
After dinner, the two old people insisted on going back. The steamed stuffed bun has not been in good spirits since they came back. They thought they were tired. Before leaving, her mother said, "when the child is older, if you can be willing to let me watch it for you." My old man said, "Qiang Zi and I can watch it." The old accountant said reluctantly, "that won''t work. I''m afraid you''ll change a woman." We all laugh.
The family reunion made Baozi and I realize that it is necessary to come back this time. The so-called happiness of human relations, family is an indispensable factor, of course, it is more perfect to have friends.
In fact, I don''t want to hang out with a large group of people every day, friends. There can be an appropriate distance. It''s good to make an appointment for a drink on Saturday and Sunday, but it seems difficult to have such a group of friends who are either historical or legendary
In the evening, I was in bed with steamed stuffed bun. The little guy fell asleep in the crib next to us. My eyes were burning and I said, "how long haven''t we made out?"
Steamed stuffed bun said coyly, "nonsense, it''s been half a year."
I sighed, "Oh, it''s heinous. Can I sue you for more than a year?" I nibbled on her neck and collarbone. Whispered, "okay?"
Steamed stuffed bun was short of breath. He couldn''t help raising his chin and said, "I think... Yes, but I seem to remember that the doctor said not in a month or two after giving birth to the child..."
I straightened up and said in amazement, "a month or two?"
"Forget... Just remember a month or two..."
Is this human speech? A month in the soldier''s way is a slip away, but it''s a fatal thing for a man like me who has been vegetarian for half a year. I looked at the steamed stuffed bun under me and said, "why don''t you call Bian que?"
"... what do you say?" Doctor Bian, I want to make out with steamed stuffed bun. Would you?
Steamed stuffed bun hehe said, "then you can bear it."
At this time, Xiao shouldn''t have talked nonsense in his dream. It seemed that I was uncomfortable lying down. The steamed stuffed bun hurriedly pushed me aside, picked him up and patted him gently. The little guy sniffed in the steamed stuffed bun''s arms and began to cry. His mouth moved. The steamed stuffed bun lovingly said, "my son is hungry." he said carefully and slightly sideways for great breastfeeding. I sat aside and said depressed, "what the fuck is the child?"
"Huh?" Steamed stuffed bun stared at him for fear that he might choke milk.
I said with a bad smile, "I''ll eat after he eats."
Steamed stuffed bun blushed angrily: "do you have a positive type or not, your son is still there."
In this situation, I suddenly understood the meaning of the sentence "two people''s world". No wonder many young people don''t want children when they get married. Small things are destined to be princes along the way. In the long years to come, we are not only a family, but also competing with each other. Sometimes we agree with each other, and sometimes they form an alliance. Steamed stuffed bun is the big Sima of the Qin Dynasty, not the king of Chu, It seems that I will be the third leader of this family in the future. It''s just the so-called early Qin and late Chu. Some are affected.
I was speechless all night. I woke up before dawn the next morning. It was said that the men who had been here for half a year were really alert like wolves. I couldn''t sleep any more when I got up and changed a piece of diapers.
After staying in bed for a while, I got up and threw away all the expired things in the refrigerator. I pocketed an egg for the steamed stuffed bun and sent it up. I watched TV shopping in the dim light for a while in the early morning. It was bright outside. When the sun came out completely, I picked up a pack of cigarettes, moved a harness, lazily went out of the door and sat down in front of the lawn, Lean against the wall sleeve, squint your eyes and bask in the sun.
The full moon wine should not be set at noon. It''s time to leave for the restaurant in a while. The participants are nothing more than the seven aunts of steamed stuffed buns and my seven aunts. This will be a very boring and energy-consuming party. Steamed stuffed buns and I probably have to report the problem of milk or not countless times. So I leaned my head against the wall and tightened my hand, hoping to catch up with the last time for a nap.
Just when I was sleeping, I saw several figures vaguely on the vast horizon of the Qingshui home. The sun made the water vapor dense on the grass. At first, it was still vague. When they came closer, they saw a fat man with a small game console in his armpit. If they didn''t look carefully, they thought it was a keyboard, like a Warcraft player going to WCG, Next to him was a yellow faced man who kept talking to the people around him. Looking at the expression, he knew he was bragging. However, the man around him didn''t pay much attention to him at all. Instead, he covered his ears with a long lost semiconductor. Behind them, a super big man walked with his hands on his back. Next to the big man were two beautiful girls who talked and laughed, A very cool old man with shawl hair looked at the lake in the distance and was a little distracted
Yes, my 5 + 2 team is back!
But I was not moved at all - this dream obviously coincided with the dream last night. I just need to rub my eyes, and all this will be calm.
So I rubbed it and opened it again - from my point of view, the sun was dazzling, and seven people came face to face, which really felt like a western film, with a magnificent and pathetic beauty.
But the beauty soon disappeared. When seven people saw me spreading my hands and feet in the sun, they immediately laughed back and forth. I couldn''t help standing up and said in surprise: "shit, this dream is more and more like real." Then I poked a finger on the chest of the fool who took the semiconductor. It felt... It was still like real.
The big man couldn''t help laughing at the Yellow faced man and said, "I haven''t seen you for a month. What''s the difference between Xiaoqiang and before?"
Before he could speak, a fat man surnamed Ying pointed at me and said:
"Return silk crutch (it''s a) hanging skin!"