The First Chaos In History
Chapter 409
I looked at this sight and looked at that. I was at a loss and murmured, "why doesn''t this dream wake up?"
Xiang Yu rattled his fist and approached me and said, "I''ll give you a punch to see if it hurts - didn''t you experiment with me like this at the beginning?"
I jumped 3 meters away with an arrow step. I''d rather believe some things. If it weren''t for a dream, wouldn''t his fist stab me away? I put a hand behind my back and pinched my ass. it hurt! Of course, you can also explain that steamed stuffed buns are pinching my ass in bed. This is not impossible. In fact, I once dreamed that I was swimming in the rough sea. When I woke up, I saw that I rolled onto steamed stuffed buns, and once dreamed of Diving - that steamed stuffed buns rolled onto me, and once dreamed that I rolled from bed to the ground... That was really rolled onto the ground.
Up to now, I have no doubt, but I still deliberately pretended to be calm and said behind my hand, "are you back?"
Liu Bang ignored me and suddenly rushed into the house: "grab a better room!" Li Shishi and Hua Mulan also followed in happily. I saw that only the fat man didn''t move and asked, "brother Ying, why don''t you go?"
The fat man said, "grab the SA (what), hungry is still the old place." Then he took his game console and went in. I looked at Wu Sangui walking at the end and asked, "third brother, did you quit the emperor of Zhou Dynasty?"
Wu Sangui said, "do it! Why don''t you do it? GM, Ford and Chrysler do it. Why don''t I do it?"
I wondered, "where did you come from? Is that what happened a few days ago?"
Wu Sangui pointed to two fools: "we just listened to the broadcast all the way with that. I said that the world financial storm would not have anything to do with our talent cultivation currency?"
I said, "no, there is no boundary between military doctrine and education."
I''ll see two fools again. Said with a smile: "Kezi, where did you buy the radio?"
The second fool took his eyes back from the sky at a 45 degree angle and said, "55 bought it on the street."
I glanced at the thing in his hand and said contemptuously, "it''s a hole. I can buy up to 20."
The second fool smiled mysteriously and suddenly pressed the broken box in his hand out of an empty warehouse: "I can still listen to the cassette..." yes, where can I buy the cassette? There are only two demagnetized tigers left in the hands of a nostalgic person like me.
At this time. I heard the excited scream of steamed stuffed bun upstairs: "Wow - I''m not dreaming, am I?" I hurried upstairs and shouted, "brother Yu, don''t bother you to do it yourself!" Finally, I caught a chance of revenge - I had to pinch someone''s ass this time!
When I ran up, the steamed stuffed bun had pulled Hua Mulan and laughed and jumped. My son was casually thrown on the bed by her. He wanted to cry without tears. Master Li lovingly picked it up. He shouldn''t blame the steamed stuffed bun and said, "cousin, how can you look at children like this?"
The little thing opened his eyes and saw that a group of his godparents had arrived. Then he judged the situation and burst into tears. He was very angry and intended to use public opinion to denounce the perverse behavior of steamed stuffed bun.
Xiang Yu, the ancestor of Xiang family, first said, "you are too careless, steamed stuffed bun."
Qin Shihuang said, "just silk (yes). Broken (small) babies should be careful."
Only Liu Bang put his head out of his room and said, "people are not so delicate. My son is not a big wrestler from childhood, but still an emperor."
I shouldn''t have seen his mother. Xiao Xiang had been properly condemned and buried his head in the arms of Li Shishi with satisfaction. Then he sniffed, and the second fool said, "put it down, you smell strange."
Li Shishi innocently said, "I didn''t spray perfume today."
Before his voice fell, he shouldn''t suddenly suck his small mouth towards Mr. Li''s chest. Mr. Li was caught off guard and was sucked. His face suddenly turned red and said, "ah, this little guy..."
Fortunately, the steamed stuffed bun immediately took him away, patted his little ass and said with a smile, "your godmother didn''t have a little brother. You sucked in vain before." We laughed. Li Shishi almost hid his face and ran away. He scolded steamed stuffed bun and said, "my sister-in-law is becoming more and more serious."
It''s just the so-called food and sex. I suddenly found that men actually revolve around women''s breasts all their life. Our family shouldn''t be hungry now. Later... Er, let''s understand. Otherwise, it''s easy to be said that they are old and immoral.
These people came to my house and only flashed in the steamed stuffed bun room. Then some change their slippers, and some look for their previously used toothbrush. They only left me and steamed stuffed buns in the local "I don''t know who I am in my dream". They directly "made Hangzhou bianzhou".
I was stunned for a while before I grabbed Xiang Yu who passed by me. Before I could speak, Xiang Yu asked me first, "where are my big underpants?" I foolishly pointed to the cabinet. Xiang Yu nodded and was about to leave. I grabbed him again, "ah, I haven''t asked you yet."
"Ask what?"
"... where''s my sister-in-law?" Personally, Xiang Yu seems to have no reason not to be with Yu Ji - Yu Ji should have a baby in two months. How dare he run around at this time? And how did they get back?
"Your sister-in-law is very good." Xiang Yu changed his big underpants and went to wash his face in slippers. I had to hold Mr. Li again, "what about Shaoyan?"
Li Shishi took some new underwear from the steamed stuffed bun and went to his house. When I asked her, he said, "Shaoyan has gone to pick up his grandmother."
"... how did you get back?"
"Take a taxi." Mr. Li said naturally.
I want to ask again. Mr. Li glanced at the watch on the wall and shouted, "Oh, we should go."
Steamed stuffed buns and I were so creepy that I couldn''t help shouting, "where are you going? Why don''t you come here to shake around?" Whatever the reason, it would be better to be a dream if it was like that. It''s too cruel for me and steamed stuffed bun.
Steamed stuffed bun should not hold tightly. Standing at the entrance of the stairs was a little scared. One of his men consciously grabbed Hua Mulan who just passed by.
Seeing our expression, Li Shishi was stunned and suddenly giggled: "silly, this'' we ''includes you and your cousin - we should go to educate talents."
I wonder, "to educate talents?"
Li Shishi said helplessly, "Liu Xianren really didn''t tell you?"
"Liu Laoliu? What did you say? How on earth did you come from? You''re not afraid that heaven sent you back?"
Li Shidao: "In fact, when my sister-in-law was just born, we all received a notice from Liu Xianren that the full moon was just the beginning of the sub incubation period of Tiandao. From today until the 2009 Lunar New Year, it doesn''t matter as long as the number of communication between BingDao and Yucai is no more than 1000. In the remaining two months, we, your former customers, can walk around freely."
I suddenly said, "so you''re here? The Lunar New Year - it''s just two months away." No wonder Xiang Yu and Liu Bang, the steamed stuffed buns and I, deliberately didn''t come to deliver them. They wanted to surprise us today. When we said goodbye to fat people yesterday, they didn''t express too much sadness, because they knew they would meet again today. The secret was almost told by two fools, so Qin Shihuang pulled him
"Really?" Steamed stuffed bun was filled with joy. But she immediately said, "Oh, we should go to the happy forest. Your father and my father are still waiting."
I said, "let''s go together. It''s not that we haven''t had dinner together anyway."
Xiang Yu pinched my neck from behind and said, "go to the happy forest. There are many people waiting for you over there."
"Who are there?"
Xiang Yu said, "anyway, all the people who should come are here - naturally, I can''t put your sister-in-law down alone."
I was surprised and said, "my sister-in-law is here, too?" Xiang Yu smiled and nodded.
Qin Shihuang interposed, "I''m not hungry. There are a lot of drops."
"Who shouldn''t come?" I''m curious. Is there a blacklist in the eyes of Emperor Qin Shihuang?
Hua Mulan said with a smile, "don''t you know when you go? Just do it to me. Son Xiao shouldn''t have a full moon. It''s just the way of heaven to be lazy. There are a lot of people who shouldn''t have come."
The more curious I became, I couldn''t bear to have wings. But then he asked, "what about me and the two adults of steamed stuffed bun?"
Liu Bang said, "Oh, you''re dead thinking. Which side is important?"
"Er..." to tell you the truth, I still think the old people are more important. After all, they are elders. Steamed stuffed bun and I haven''t the courage to rise up.
Xiang Yu casually said to steamed stuffed bun, "call your father and ask him to see me at Yucai." He has the guts to say so. Is the old accountant his great grandson——
But what about my father? Our ancestors of the Xiao family seem to be in the middle of the door. Among the customers I have received, there are not even celebrities except Xiao rang.
Liu Bang said, "Xiaoqiang, your father needs to know that you offended almost all celebrities in history in order to have a dispensable meal. He can''t smoke you?"
I was depressed and said, "if he knew that I didn''t eat his meal in order to meet a bunch of messy people, he would smoke me!"
Yigan person: "
Finally, I suddenly said, "forget it, let''s go to educate talents first. I''ll think of a way later."
At the door, I saw a large group of people and asked, "how can I get there?"
Xiang Yu patted my invincible golden cup intimately: "I drive this one."
The steamed stuffed bun said, "I can''t sit down."
I couldn''t help but look at Xiang Yu and say, "when you come, just call us and let us go. You have to go."
Xiang Yu smiled: "first, I''m afraid you don''t believe it. Second, we all miss you."
I was immediately moved. It''s not easy to say such disgusting words from his mouth. I was about to express my surging emotion to the ancestors of steamed stuffed bun. Unexpectedly, Xiang Yu patted the big underpants just changed in time. Affectionately, "mainly I miss it."
I asked steamed stuffed bun sadly, "where''s your car?"
Steamed stuffed bun patted his head: "by the way, forget I also have a car family." She gave me the wrong to hold and bumped to drive. After a while, she poured out her Chevrolet from the garage. I went up and drove her in the co pilot. By the way, I stuffed my son in her arms and muttered, "how can a woman drive a man to hold a child?"
Steamed stuffed bun refused and said, "what can you do? You hang up twice in pediatrics."
I groaned, "it''s better than you who haven''t passed the third year of this subject so far!"
Liu Bang just got on our car. Comforting the steamed stuffed bun said, "it''s all right, steamed stuffed bun. If you want to drive and follow me to transport, your car must be reserved by nobles above the Duke."
I said, "is there a woman in your driver?"
Liu Bang said: "the driver hasn''t. But most of our service industries are beautiful women."
I sneered, "don''t you sell tickets?"
Liu Bang said seriously, "the people who serve tea and water in the golden horse car are more beautiful than the stewardess."
I suddenly thought of a question and said, "is it easy to engage in the service industry in your Hanfu? Is it not covered too tightly?"
Liu Bang said, "you don''t understand. There can''t be women with bare buttocks in high-grade places. Those who wear brassieres and small underpants are rabbit girls all over the world - besides, what''s the matter with Chinese clothes? Don''t you think Japanese women are very popular in our Chinese clothes all over the world?"
I said, "they are popular because they don''t wear clothes most of the time, okay?"
Liu Bang smacked his mouth and said, "by the way, speaking of clothes, I really have to look for Feng Feng."
"What are you doing?"
"Find her to make a batch of Tang clothes. It''s more exposed and has selling points."
I said, "you make Tang costumes to find Li Shimin."
Before Liu Bang could speak, the steamed stuffed bun couldn''t help saying, "you''re stupid. Isn''t that expensive?"