Chapter 412 - The First Chaos In History - NovelsTime

The First Chaos In History

Chapter 412

Author: Zhang Xiaohua
updatedAt: 2025-04-21

I said, "let''s go to the canteen."

    Steamed stuffed bun and I came to the door of the canteen. I saw that the ruffian brothers of xiaoliuzi were peeling onions and garlic. I asked them, "who is in charge of the spoon?"

    A cadre of people said bitterly, "don''t mention it. I don''t know where such a fat man came from. He can''t use the electric frying pan. He drove us all out. He''s very angry. He says he''s the imperial chef of the emperor."

    I glanced at the steamed stuffed bun and whispered, "whose majesty brought the cook back?"

    The steamed stuffed bun was afraid of choking his son with oil smoke. He turned his back and said, "don''t you know if you go in and have a look?"

    I went in and saw a fat man wearing a chef''s suit and a white hat behind the console. He was bumping the dishes in the pot to the ceiling like on TV. However, when I returned to the pot, there was no leakage and good workmanship. However, I knew this man. I just can''t remember where I had seen him. Especially today, there are many people and faces.

    Before I remembered his name, the Fat Chef quickly knelt down and shouted, "see king Qi."

    By calling me, I remembered that this man was the imperial chef under Qin Shihuang. Those emperors loved to eat. Unexpectedly, even the cook brought it.

    I said with a smile, "get up quickly. The dishes are burnt. Don''t be so polite here in the future."

    The imperial chef got up, looked at the door and said, "isn''t that the big Sima? I''ll knock one for her old man." The fat man is easy to remember. He never forgot the kindness that steamed stuffed bun taught him to make tomato and egg noodles.

    I said with a chuckle, "no, just cook the meal. Today''s guests are all distinguished guests. Don''t lose someone to your majesty."

    The imperial chef said confidently, "don''t worry, king Qi. You''re sure to cook a small dish."

    I helped him turn on the range hood and said, "who else is coming with you?"

    Yuchu said, "Meng Yi and General Wang Ben are here. They are waiting to meet king Qi in the old campus."

    I took the steamed stuffed bun to the old campus. As soon as I got to the Yucai wall, a child on the wall immediately shouted, "no, the headmaster is coming. Let''s run."

    "Crackling" a burst of noise, jumped over countless children from the other end of the wall, and they all disappeared. I said depressed: "these cubs are very united. They never just run by themselves."

    After a group of children dispersed, only a 13-year-old child was left in place. I looked at the wall in a daze. I was overjoyed. I grabbed him in the past and said, "whose student are you?" In other words, the success rate of catching these cubs is really not high. It''s not easy to catch one. In the words of steamed stuffed bun, we have to cherish this opportunity of abuse of power.

    Unexpectedly, the big boy was not afraid at all. He gently broke away from my hand and said, "are you the king of Qi as your father said? My nephew has seen uncle Xiaoqiang."

    I said strangely, "Yo, so you''re brother Ying''s child? Why haven''t I seen you before?"

    The steamed stuffed bun said, "didn''t the fat man have two sons? What''s the name of another boss?"

    The big boy was another gift: "aunt baozi is right. My nephew''s name is Fusu, and Hu Hai is my brother."

    The steamed stuffed bun whispered to me, "look at this child. He''s clean and polite. Will the fat man give him all his possessions?"

    I disdained to say, "it''s eccentric for a fat man to give his family property to Hu Hai."

    Fu Su looked at a picture on the wall and said, "Uncle Xiaoqiang, do you know who made this?"

    When I looked at it, I saw a horse running with its hooves, with a majestic mane and powerful Zhang Chi. I knew that I had a deep foundation. I habitually picked up a chalk head from the ground and added two winds of surrealism behind the horse

    A man turned slowly and said, "I painted it."

    When I looked back, I couldn''t help laughing and said, "you''re here, too?"

    This man is Zhao Ji, Emperor Huizong of Song Dynasty. I haven''t seen him since I left Taiyuan last time. However, I occasionally heard customers from other dynasties say that this guy really wandered through all dynasties with a paintbrush. You see, this boy can''t be an emperor. It''s really not true to engage in art. His wandering life probably gave him a lot of creative inspiration, and he actually made a big name in the literary and art circles, Li Shimin often asks him for help to identify a painting or something

    Fusu looked up at Song Huizong with infinite worship and said, "can I learn to draw horses from you?"

    I quietly dragged Fusu and said, "I want to learn painting. My uncle will find you a good teacher. This man is out of tune. We won''t learn from him." Wearing new shoes without stepping on dog shit, Fusu is not sure that he is the future crown prince. I don''t dare to say whether he can stand out in art. I''m afraid his ability to lose rivers and mountains will also be infected. People like song Huizong are much more unlucky for the royal family than sister Xianglin in Master Lu''s house.

    Fusu said, "but I just want to learn to draw horses."

    There''s no way. In history, Zhao Ji''s painting of horses is more famous than when he was an emperor. Although Yan Liben and Zhang Zeduan are all of them, after all, they specialize in the art industry. Fusu wants to learn to paint horses. It''s the only family. Fusu saw that I was speechless and took Zhao Ji''s sleeve in the past.

    I asked Zhao Ji, "why don''t you go in?"

    Zhao Ji looked at the bustling old campus and said awkwardly, "there are several people I can''t see." I looked back and saw Zhao Kuangyin and several other emperors sitting on the steps eating melon seeds. On the other side, Jin Wushu was chatting with Yuwen Chengdu. They were arranging troops. I couldn''t help laughing. According to the rules, people in different times are commensurate with their brothers by age, but if he really dares to be brothers with Zhao Kuangyin, he must find a smoke.

    Zhao Ji asked me, "Xiaoqiang, where is the place where you said there are many beautiful girls?"

    I was stunned: "do you say nightclub or bath center?"

    Zhao Ji scratched his head and said, "that''s the kind who likes art."

    "Oh, you said you haven''t graduated yet." I touched Fusu''s head and said, "what are you doing with that? Just teach him well and let his father reward you."

    Zhao Ji said displeased, "what do you think of me? I''m also an artist."

    It seems that the black sheep still retain their last dignity. I immediately stood in awe. I just wanted to express my apology. I just heard Zhao Ji continue: "we are engaged in art. We pay most attention to our own abundant clothes and food. What''s the meaning of what we get by reward?" Then he instructed Fusu, "if you want to learn painting from me, you have to remember these words."

    Fusu nodded and said, "I see."

    I was angry and laughed. I lit Fusu''s forehead and said, "just fool around with these messy people. It''s strange to see your father pass the throne to you."

    Fu Su opened my hand and disdained to say, "I didn''t want to be an emperor. It''s hard and tired. It''s like painting freely."

    Zhao Ji picked up his thumb and said, "have ambition. I have to learn from you."

    The steamed stuffed bun said to me as he walked, "it''s better to have two children. If one doesn''t do his job, there''s at least one."

    Zhao Ji and Fusu: "

    As soon as he entered the old campus, it was lively. The first to rush out were more than one hundred single Eight Generals in Liangshan, Huarong ran winter night, and Fang Zhenjiang Wusong, including two Pang Wanchun, two Deng Yuanjue, and two Li Tianran. They all flashed out one by one, making people dizzy. Yan Jingsheng was busy making arrangements outside. When he saw me coming, he wiped his sweat and said with a smile: "Xiaoqiang, you''ve come here today."

    I answered, pulled him aside and told him, "arrange the seats for dinner later. Don''t fight. It''s the bottom line." Although my customers know each other, they are familiar or unfamiliar, and they don''t know anything at Cheng Fengshou, Sirius and tigers. Needless to say, they may be able to fight if they discuss the ranking of historical generals.

    Yan Jingsheng said, "don''t worry, I''ll arrange it." He pretended to ask casually, "where are Xiang Yu and Li Shishi?"

    I looked around and said, "they arrived before me. I don''t know where they went."

    Yan Jingsheng said "Oh" and said, "Mulan is with them, too?"

    I smiled at steamed stuffed bun and deliberately teased him, "sister Mulan is not coming."

    Yan Jingsheng stammered, "why?"

    Cao Xiaoxiang didn''t know where to run out and said, "Dad lied. Aunt Mulan and I came together. She accompanied uncle Xiang Yu and his aunt to find grandpa bianque to see if the baby brother in aunt Xiang''s stomach is in the right position."

    I glanced at him and said, "you know the relationship between people very well. Talk a lot!"

    No matter how honest Yan Jingsheng was, he knew I was teasing him. He glared at me angrily. I smiled and said, "give you a useful clue - sister Mulan, her parents want her to find a teacher..."

    At this time, all the heroes gathered around. This time, in addition to bullying me, they didn''t even let my son go. They hugged me and pinched me. They shouldn''t go back to the steamed stuffed bun. They were like a dirty doll. However, the little guy didn''t recognize life at all, and even took advantage of the barbaric smell of the bandits. Needless to say, In this circle, I recognized more than 100 Godfathers

    Lu Zhishen stood with Baojin and his brother Baoyin and said boldly, "this little thing is one of our generation. I think there will be successors in Liangshan in the future."

    Song Jiang was deeply worried and said, "brothers, it''s important for us to find a way out early. Do you really want to be thieves for generations?"

    I disapproved and said, "brother Song Jiang, still thinking about Zhao''an?" I looked at Jin Wushu intentionally or unintentionally. Now Liangshan is nominally under his jurisdiction. It''s even more difficult to let the bandits surrender to him - Jin Wushu stood up nervous when he saw me staring at him. He is definitely a vulnerable group in educating talents. Steamed stuffed bun said carelessly: "sit down when you''re old. It''s a guest from a distance. Let''s forget everything between us."

    Jin Wushu said: "next time, you must remember that there is a face..."

    Suddenly someone shouted, "if the heroes of Liangshan don''t dislike it, they will go back with me and be promoted to the rank of nobility."

    As soon as Cao Xiaoxiang heard the voice, he said happily, "Dad!"

    Needless to say, those who like to attract talents all the time are Cao Xiaoxiang''s own father, Cao Cao.

    I said with a smile, "brother Cao, you''re running faster than before. You''re here before I say you."

    Cao Cao came and shook hands with me. Then he took out a handful of business cards made of ivory from his arms and sent them to people. There was no guest in his mouth: "including the eighteen heroes of the Sui and Tang Dynasties, you are welcome to go at any time."

    Li Shimin cried and laughed, "Lao Cao, it''s not kind of you to dig corners openly."

    Genghis Khan also said, "if you really dig these people into you, Liu Bei and Sun Quan will have to play with you again?"

    Cao Cao held Cao Xiaoxiang in his arms and said, "even if you don''t help me, you can go to my place to play."

    Zhu Yuanzhang said, "this old Cao, do you expect us to earn foreign exchange for you?"

    In the laughter, I greeted the people: "if you have nothing to do, go to the auditorium. There are many people today, so we''ll have dinner there."

    Song Qing stood up and said, "give it to me. I know it well."

    So Xiaoqiang asked Song Qing to hold a banquet in the auditorium to entertain the heroes. On the way, I met many old friends, including Wang Ben, Zhang Han, Liu Dongyang, Mu Huali, haser, Hu 121 and Wang Basan, who had surrounded Jin Wushu. Considering that these friends were the first time to come, in addition to asking Du Xing to prepare "five-star dusong", I also asked Lao Wu, who was responsible for delivering wine to the bar, to get a load of foreign wine.

    Hua Tuo came with Cao Cao. At this meeting, an Daoquan and Bian que went to consult Yu Ji. Yu Ji was pregnant only three months later than steamed stuffed bun. Now her stomach is also strong. After the crowd, Xiang Yu and his party came out. I asked each other with my eyes. The three miracle doctors said together, "the fetal position is very correct and the birth is absolutely natural."

    I asked, "men and women?"

    Hua Tuo said, "look at the pulse. It should be a boy."

    His words were immediately ridiculed by Bian que: "do men and women look at the pulse?"

    Hua Tuo realized that he was not as professional as Bian Que in this respect and said modestly, "what do you say?"

    Bian que scratched her white hair and said, "look at the shape, like a girl."

    Andorra couldn''t help laughing and said, "how can you say that you have spent a year in modern times and don''t even believe in science?"

    Hua Tuo Bian que blushed and said, "what about brother an?"

    "I stress again, believe in science!" An Daoquan said complacently, "haven''t you heard of sour and spicy girls - sister Xiang, do you want sour or spicy recently?"

    Hua Tuo Bian que said in unison, "get out!"

    In this way, you fight with me. Xiang Yu and Hua Mulan hold Yu Ji and smile silently. When I see three old men quarreling again, I turn my face. You say, "there is X-ray in our school hospital. Brother Yu will use it if you like. Do you think this is more scientific than yours?"

    The three old men look at me and I look at you. Suddenly, they go away with their hands behind their backs. The brothers say to themselves, "let''s continue to discuss our anti-cancer drugs."

    I smiled and asked Xiang Yu, "brother Yu, what do you mean?"

    Xiang Yu looked at Yu Ji tenderly and said, "that''s the same sentence. It''s the same for boys and girls."

    I said, "then I remind you, you''d better think of your name early. You have to point to us. There may be something ugly waiting for you!" Xiao Shisheng touched me so much!

    Fat man and two fools are rubbing hands. Hey, hey, bad smile

    Xiang Yuhan said, "I absolutely accept this proposal!"

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