The First Chaos In History
Chapter 413
As the people entered the auditorium, it has been changed into a temporary dining venue. Cheng Fengshou, Duan Sirius, and many of their teaching staff also came. Although the banner of "Celebrating the first cultural festival of Yucai" was hung at the door, everyone knew the essence of the party. At first sight, there was another burst of congratulations, Anyway, it''s not the first time for such a party. I don''t bite when there are too many lice. I''m comfortable.
Yan Jingsheng followed Hua Mulan''s ass and was embarrassed to interrupt. Originally, the young man had been quite capable through this period of training. It would be another look of dementia. Mr. Li looked at him and said to me with a smile: "cousin, it seems that your vice principal is not in the mood to do anything else today. Let me go to the door to help you receive guests."
At this time, the heroes have been drinking with friends and friends. A small tricycle came in. Lao Wu''s car of foreign wine also arrived. I saw him riding hard and said, "Lao Wu, stay for dinner."
Lao Wu wiped a sweat and said shyly, "how interesting is that?"
Lao Wu turned out a humanitarian: "Why are you sorry? We all followed the members - I gave you your share."
When I saw this man, he was young, but his hair was gray. It was Fan Jin who robbed my wine car on the way at the entrustment of he Tiandou. I don''t know how many years this boy had been fighting with the college entrance examination, but it is said that his former deskmate was already their head teacher
I said, "how was your exam this year?"
Lao Wu said, "my girl has left two copies."
Fan Jin said awkwardly: "... I want to take the exam for another year."
I comforted him and said, "it''s time to win next year."
Fan Jin said in a deep voice, "if I can''t pass the exam next year, I''m going to get married first and continue the exam. My family introduced me to a butcher''s daughter."
Lao Wu said, "it''s rare for that girl to marry you. Treat others well."
Fan Jinniu B said, "isn''t she interested in my potential stock?"
I bah and said, "fart! Now the returnees are in a bear market. Just play. In a few years, those students who have been bullied by you will go back to school to be teachers, and those who take revenge will come."
As we said this, the cook of Qin Shihuang over there had begun to serve. The first dish was served respectfully by him and placed on the emperor''s table. It was a plate of steamed abalone. The emperor lined up to wash his hands on the water pipe and proudly picked up a chopstick to taste it. Suddenly his eyes were bright and thumbs up. The cook showed his face in front of his master, I can''t help but say proudly, "I''ll tell you, our craft won''t be given away anywhere."
At this time, a big man in a famous brand suit burst in with a sullen face. He saw me, grabbed my arm and said discontentedly, "brother Qiang, didn''t you agree to be with me at noon? How did you change your mind?"
When I saw it, it was Jiang Menshen, the shopkeeper of happy forest. I knew he was a frank and straightforward man. I probably thought I thought his grade was not enough. I pointed to the people in the hall and said helplessly, "look at this lineup. Can you sit down?"
Jiang Menshen was stunned and said with a smile, "there are more people than you are married?"
I stood up and said, "who makes my son look better than me - don''t go either. Just eat here."
The gentry of Chiang men didn''t talk nonsense. He sat with the heroes nearby and said, "can you supply this dish? Why don''t you send it to you from me?"
Qin Shihuang''s imperial chef said discontentedly, "what''s this called? Can I make you hungry here?"
Jiang Menshen took a bite of food with a pair of chopsticks and said, "it''s really authentic! Where''s brother Qiang''s cook? If there''s no place, come with me later."
Qin Shihuang said, "if it''s crooked (that) can''t be done, I can cook when I''m hungry."
The cook became more and more proud and said, "don''t sit down. You''ll be good later."
The crowd said, "what''s that?"
The Cook said mysteriously, "let me sell it. Let''s hold it."
Wu Songzheng drank with Fang Zhenjiang. As soon as he swept away the newcomer, he immediately angrily said, "Jiang door god?"
"Do you know me?" said the gentry
"I''ll kill you!" Wu Song held up a spoon and was about to throw it away. A hero laughed and advised him to stop quickly. After listening to the explanation, Wu Song said angrily: "fortunately, you are just the reincarnation of the door god of Jiang. If XiMenqing, I will kill you all my life!"
The gentry of Jiangmen wiped his sweat and said, "this man has a bigger temper than me. There is a man named Hu Hansan downstairs, and I''m not anxious with anyone."
As soon as the gentry arrived, Wang Yin quickly received me and the steamed stuffed bun two old people. I separated two single rooms in the hall with a curtain to let a group of old men and women sit in. Our old man looked at this unprecedented prosperity and said, "you have more and more friends."
I quickly let the old man in: "keep your voice down and let people hear!"
Steamed stuffed bun said, "let''s have a formal dinner when we are all together."
Er Pang stood up and said, "brother Guan, they haven''t come yet."
Suddenly someone smiled and said, "I didn''t expect so many people. It was Lv Bu who most worried about Guan Er Ge."
Before the voice fell, Li Shishi said in a crisp voice: "after King Yasukuni Nakayama, Liu Bei and Liu Xuande arrived!"
Everyone here wants to see this legendary figure in the Three Kingdoms. They look around one after another. Liu Bei comes in with a smile and complacency. No matter who knows him or not, they bow their hands. Behind him, Guan Yu, Zhang Fei, Zhao Yun and Zhuge Liang follow. Li Shimin sees that he has overshadowed all his Majesties on the table, Dissatisfied: "let him keep a low profile in the future. It''s not a great name after King Yasukuni Nakayama." Empress Lu was also at the table and said, "yes, who is this man? He looks like our old Liu -" Luo Cheng stopped Zhao Yun at a glance and went straight up and said, "are you Zhao Yun? I want to compete with you about shooting!" Qin Qiong, Yang Lin and others knew that he was arrogant and made another mistake. They all went up to make a round. Before Zhao Yun could speak, an old man with a white beard jumped up next to Wu Sangui and shouted, "if you want to fight with him, pass me first!"
Luo Cheng squinted, "who are you?"
The old man said proudly, "I''m sure you haven''t heard of me, but I''m not afraid to frighten you when I talk about my ancestors. I''m a gun king as famous as General Zhao Yun! General Zhao learned a lot of shooting skills from his old man. I''m still junior brother Zhao Yun."
I''ve been sweating for a while. Don''t look at Zhao Laochou under Wu Sangui. His generation is rising so fast!
Luo Cheng heard this and said, "what do you call your ancestors?"
Lao Zhao said proudly, "it''s the combination of those who taboo the same blessing!"
Luo Cheng wondered, "Zhao Tongfu? Haven''t you heard of it!"
Lao Zhao looked at Zhao Yun and said, "General Zhao, do you think my ancestors were a general?"
Seeing his age, Zhao Yun had to falter and say, "yes... Yes."
Lao Zhao dared to blow the sky, that is, he found out Zhao Yun''s kindness and estimated that he would help him fulfill his lie. At this time, he couldn''t help but look up to the sky and say with a smile: "so I''m the queen of a famous family."
Behind Zhao Yun, a young man covered with grass crumbs came up and said, "Zhao Tongfu? Do you call me?"
Er Pang waved to Guan Yu frequently and said, "second brother, sit here!"
Liu Bei came to meet me and nodded with Cao Bi, "old Cao is here too?"
I said tentatively, "can you two sit together?"
Cao said, "it doesn''t matter. Just borrow Xiaoqiang''s place. Let''s cook wine and talk about heroes again."
I whispered: "again? This time it''s not better than that. It''s good that you two can rank in the top ten among the people here."
Zhuge Liang waved his feather fan and said, "Xiaoqiang, are you all right?"
I hurriedly said, "no problem, my sister-in-law is not together?" In other words, I''m still a little convinced that our Mr. Zhuge handled Wu Sangui, but I''d like to see his daughter-in-law. It is said that Zhuge Liang''s wife is extremely ugly. I want to see whether it''s a false name or a pity with steamed stuffed buns. I pointed to steamed stuffed buns and said, "this is my daughter-in-law."
Zhuge Liang gently shook the feather fan and nodded his head, "well, it''s really a national beauty."
I frowned and said, "brother Liang, we are polite. We don''t open our eyes and tell lies."
Zhuge Liang said seriously, "compared with my daughter-in-law, that''s the beauty of the country."
I was speechless for a moment and finally had to say, "take your seat, or Zhou Yu can''t beat you!" Think about it. A man who can treat steamed stuffed buns as a national beauty and a man who had married the top three beauties at that time must have different visual angles and different bearing capacity. In addition, Zhou Yu may not spend much of his spare time on enriching himself
Zhuge Liang basically sat at the table with counselors and military experts. Zhang Liang, Wu Yong and Fang Xuanling were among them. Wu Yong took off his glasses and said to Zhuge Liang, "Mr. Kong Ming, try this." I saw that there seemed to be one less LISS in this group. After asking, Qin Shihuang told me that he had gone to see his former wife. I said in horror, "he''s going to have a ghost affair?"
LISS stood behind me with his hands on his back and said, "you''re the ghost. I just want to see them secretly. I''m relieved they''re doing well."
"Don''t want to continue?"
LISS thought for a while and said seriously, "that''s not fair to my wife and her."
I couldn''t help pointing out: "OK! With a premier like you in the Qin Dynasty, monogamy is estimated to be fast."
At this time, several leaders of the city came. Mayor Lao Liang, who had been promoted to work in the province, came in with Secretary Liu and the heads of relevant departments. I hurried to meet him and beat drums in my heart. This scene made the mixed people in the political world see today''s situation. I don''t know how to react. Unexpectedly, several leaders have been happy, especially with Mr. Li, After all, leaders are also people. They are also full of joy when they see stars. Mayor Liang pointed to the words "the first art festival of educating talents" in the dining room and said with a smile: "it''s good, the words are good, and the creativity is also good. If it weren''t for these words, it would be really inconvenient for us to come, ha ha."
I was embarrassed and said, "I''ll bring this word to you when I leave. I know how you are."
Mayor Liang said, "we won''t eat. Coming to you is to express our attitude on behalf of the political axe. If you have any difficulties in the future, just speak. Our talent cultivation is also a local feature. I''ll call some reporters for you later. I''ll record the art show and I''ll put it in the evening news."
I winked at Yan Jingsheng and said perfunctorily, "don''t bother. We have plenty of photographers. They took the whole army story." I winked at Yan Jingsheng to show him something new to bring some to the leaders. Unexpectedly, the boy was crazy. He sat beside Hua Mulan and didn''t move. Finally, Mao Sui took a bag of tea he concocted from Lu Yu.
Mayor Liang smelled it and said with a smile, "Oh, this tea is not like ordinary goods. It''s more than 50 or two. I''m taking bribes."
Lu Yu said, "it''s not that expensive." Then he whispered, "it''s 48 liang of gold, a small bag."
Mayor Liang took the tea, patted me on the shoulder and said, "remember to send the video. Last time, ''I have strong talent'' was very good."
I smiled and said, "with you, talent is strong."
Seeing that I was so humble, the emperor shook his head and said, "it''s really better for the county magistrate to take charge now. He hasn''t been so polite with us!"
A new Liangshan hero also whispered: "what''s the origin of this man? Is he Zhaoan again?"
Seeing off the leaders, I looked at Yan Jingsheng with a overcast face and sighed: "this man, it''s so fast to degenerate. An educator has surrendered to sister Mulan''s dress so quickly."
I went over and sat next to Yan Jingsheng, touched him and said, "what''s the situation, can you handle it?"
Although Hua Mulan changed her women''s clothes, she still had a forthright style. She talked and laughed loudly with the people at the table. Yan Jingsheng was interested in falling flowers. Hua Mulan was not ruthless, but she didn''t notice falling flowers at all - the bookworm couldn''t get in a word at all.
Yan Jingsheng said to me, "brother Qiang, do you think Mulan can see an ordinary person like me?"
I said unhappily: "what is an ordinary person? Aren''t you the vice principal of our talent cultivation? If you don''t think it''s enough, I''ll take off my robe and make way now and set your up next to Lao Zhang''s statue tomorrow..."
Yan Jingsheng shook his head and said, "I don''t mean that. I think Mulan has seen countless heroes, and may not be able to see these false names in his eyes."
"What do you want? Why don''t you go to Liangshan for further study?"
At this time, Li Shishi said in a crisp voice: "Jiangdong Sun Quan is here!"
I stood up and wondered, "Sun Quan is here too? Do we have foreign trade relations with him?"
I saw a big man with yellow hair and blue eyes come in. Under the guidance of the people, he came down in front of me and said bluntly: "Xiaoqiang, I''m sorry to be late. It''s not easy to hit the car now. If you don''t come early, you''ll finally carpool with these two."
I hurriedly said, "where, brother sun, take a seat." Sun Quan was followed by two people. One was Yu Boya, and the other was a beautiful young student, but he had not seen it. Yu Boya said, "this is my little brother Zhong Ziqi."
I shook Zhong Ziqi''s hand and said, "it''s another music master. Your brother Yu will talk about you here."
Zhong Ziqi said, "I just can listen, and my skills are very poor." Then he coughed a few times, and Yu Boya said, "brother Zhong is not strong, and he has a cold again."
According to Yu Boya''s memory, Zhong Ziqi died of influenza that year, so he would be more worried. I comforted him: "don''t worry, even if he has [* * *] bird flu, he can be cured - our family shouldn''t have to take a piano band 8 test in the future, and let Mr. Zhong turn it off first."
Sun Quan and Liu Bei sat at the same table and looked around casually. Liu Bei said, "brother Zhongmou, how did you get here?"
Sun Quan said, "didn''t Mr. Kong Ming write to tell the governor of my family about BingDao?" He suddenly raised his hand and pointed, "isn''t Gong Jin already here?" I took a look and saw that he was referring to Yan Jingsheng. I was surprised and said, "brother sun, are you sure that man is Zhou Yu?"
Sun Quan said, "Gong Jin and I are together day and night. How can we be wrong?"
Zhuge Liang, Guan Yu and others couldn''t help but look at Yan Jingsheng again. They all joked: "principal Yan and Zhou Yu are very similar. I really didn''t notice before."
Hua Mulan looked at Yan Jingsheng and said with a smile, "the governor of Soochow is here. I''ll talk to you about war in the future."
Yan Jingsheng was flattered and said, "that''s good... That''s good."
Brother Guan said happily, "don''t tell me. Tell me that this boy was Zhou Yu in his last life. I really believe it. Don''t look at those who usually wilt and don''t pull. They really haven''t lost their chains at the critical moment."
Sun Quan said reluctantly, "why do you say that I''m Dongwu Juncai - what''s the meaning of not falling off the chain?"
At this time, people saw that it was almost the same. They all called, "Xiaoqiang, say a few words and officially start."
I was stunned: "again? It''s time for you to coax again!"
Everyone laughed: "if you can''t afford it, give your son face."
I hesitated to go up to the rostrum, looked down, felt dizzy and muttered, "let''s get together the whole brief history of China. Where do you want me to start?"
The people laughed, "from the day you became an immortal."
I patted my thigh: "if you want to say this, you can say it - I walked in the street without provoking anyone that day..." speaking of this, I suddenly miss liu Laoliu. His obscenity and incoherence often make me have a tacit understanding with him. I think I will be like that when I am old
At this time, Mr. Li suddenly trotted to me and whispered, "cousin, immortal Liu is coming. Do you go out to pick him up?"
I squinted and said, "let him come in by himself!"
Mr. Li said, "he''s still carrying a man. It''s inconvenient."
As I walked to the podium, I turned back and charged: "who, XiuXiu, maosui, you two organize the program again, make it sensational, and pave the way for the last singing ''Unforgettable tonight''."
(to be continued)