Feng Feng was stunned for a moment, and then asked Liu Bang, "is your daughter-in-law mad at me?"

    Empress Lu said, "sister, I''m serious."

    Feng Feng lost her mind for a long time and said, "let''s talk about something else, elder sister. Where did you buy the clothes?"

    Empress Lu also looked down at herself and said, "I went to the street just now. The man selling things told me what famous brand it is. It seems very expensive?"

    Feng Feng said, "well, that man has a conscience. He didn''t give you what I made." She said as she put her small satchel on empress Lu''s shoulder. She was surprised and said, "ah, elder sister, this bag is perfect for you!"

    Liu Bang couldn''t help but say, "he fooled people with fake goods again."

    Feng Feng said, "bullshit, it''s true to use it yourself. This is a new LV!"

    Next to Tong Yuan, Hu Sanniang and others said one after another: "this bag is really suitable for sister Lv. It is absolutely golden collar temperament."

    Empress Lu blushed and asked, "really, really?"

    Feng Feng said, "give this bag to my eldest sister. I''ll spoil it."

    Empress Lu said shyly, "how interesting." Two women, you call me sister and I call you sister. They are immediately close.

    We all looked silly on one side. It turned out that you only need to give a woman to bribe a man, but you only need a compliment to bribe a woman.

    I shook my head and said with a smile, "I knew sister Lu couldn''t fight Feng."

    The steamed stuffed bun said, "how do you know?" I said, "piracy can''t be cured by the United Nations, let alone sister Lu is just a big man and queen."

    At this time, the food God of the Qin Dynasty in charge of the chef went to Qin Shihuang and whispered a few words. Ying pangzi immediately brightened his eyes, waved his hand and said loudly: "quiet ha (next) quiet ha." Humanity: "what''s up, brother Ying?"

    The chef stepped forward and said proudly, "the surprise dishes promised in advance have been prepared. The workmanship is poor. I''m making a fool of myself in front of you." With the words, Zhao Gao came out cautiously with a jade lamp, and everyone immediately quieted down. In other words, this is also a big suspense today. The chef''s craftsmanship has been seen just now. That''s really nothing to say. He said that there was another good meal at the end, which many people thought about. Look at the jade lamp held by master Zhao. It''s really crystal and jade. Maybe it''s he''s wall. Although the object in that lamp can''t be seen, you can smell the aroma from a distance. Most of the people here are rich and powerful. At the moment, they can''t help holding chopsticks and scrambling to surround them. I''m afraid I missed the only chance to taste the unparalleled delicacy.

    Zhao Gao put the end of the lamp on the table. Qin Shihuang took the first step and pressed the top of the lamp. The people shouted, "open it, open it!" At this time, strong curiosity prevailed and wanted to see what was in it, as for eating. It became a secondary issue. Chiang''s gentry looked grand and went out of the runway: "I''ll shoot." Seeing that he had attracted enough attention, Qin Shihuang fiercely lifted the cover in his hand. They couldn''t help but put their heads together in a circle and looked around. They were surprised and said, "it''s it?"

    ... outside the door, the gentry of Chiang Kai Shek personally lit the six salutes he had brought from the hotel. Wang Ba San came out with a bowl of Shi Shi ran in his hand and asked, "brother, are you in the eighties?"

    The gentry replied, "is it open inside? What''s the big dish?"

    Wang Ba said while sucking tomato and egg noodles, "you''ll see."

    At three o''clock in the afternoon, the party was still going on. Yuejiajun 300 also arrived later. Li hydrostatic and Wei Tiezhu ran over and took my hand and said, "brother Xiao!"

    I smiled and greeted the little soldiers. I saw an iron general walking leisurely in his military uniform at the end of the team. He looked impressively like the Secretary of the Discipline Inspection Commission of a city. Beside him, Qin Hui followed stealthily. I walked over and patted him and said with a smile: "you old boy have finally done something good in your life!"

    Qin Hui said, "you don''t know. It took another gold medal to call him back from the front this time!"

    Yue Fei wondered, "why use it?"

    I chuckled and said, "let the soldiers take their seats first. As for the gratitude and resentment between you two and Jin Wushu, you still need to find Mr. Chen for psychological counseling."

    The arrival of 300 made the atmosphere of the party reach a new level. Kangxi and Wu Sangui shook hands and made peace under the regulation of Xuanzang. The two old men went drinking. Xuanzang pinched a steamed bread and waved to Yue Fei, Qin Hui and Jin Wushu: "come on, it''s your three. Who''s the first to say?"

    Singing and dancing, a beautiful girl with bright eyes and bright teeth lay down at the door of the hall and looked in. Cao Xiaoxiang, with sharp eyes, jumped from Cao Cao''s legs to the ground and said, "teacher Ni."

    Ni Siyu touched Cao Xiaoxiang''s head, finally saw me, waved to me frequently and said, "Xiaoqiang, come out."

    I came out with a third of the wine, looked at her and said with a smile: "even my brother doesn''t shout, no big or small, hit you * * OH."

    But today, the little girl didn''t seem to be in the mood to make trouble with me. First, she glanced carefully inside. I suddenly said, "miss your big brother?" Then he turned back and shouted, "brother Yu, someone is looking for him."

    Ni Siyu was so anxious that he waved his hand back and forth and said, "don''t call him. I''m here for his business."

    I wonder, "what''s the matter?"

    Ni Siyu rubbed his clothes and said, "I heard that my big brother is with Zhang Bing."

    I deliberately teased her and said, "so what?"

    The little girl said slowly, "it''s nothing. I''ll be happy as long as my big brother is happy."

    "Oh, so great?"

    Ni Siyu didn''t notice my ridicule, stamped his feet and said angrily, "but I saw Zhang Bing with the basketball center today, holding hands..."

    It seems that Zhang Bing finally came together with Zhang Shuai. I''m also very glad that she can forget the painful memories in the past. Zhang Shuai still said that Zhang Bing or Xiaohuan have a good life. Either find a handsome boy or the younger brother of a senior cadre in the army.

    I still teased Xiaoyu: "isn''t that better? You still have one less competitor."

    Ni Siyu stared and said, "why don''t you understand? I''m afraid he''ll know it

    Xiang Yu strode out and heard a little knowledge. He asked, "who is afraid of being sad?"

    Seeing Xiang Yu, Ni Siyu couldn''t help but pull up his hand and say with a smile, "big brother!"

    Xiang Yu let her hold her hand and jump like a real brother''s pet sister. Finally, he smiled and said, "what are you talking about?"

    Ni Siyu said, "nothing. Just talk." She stared back at me several times when I thought about the socket. Xiang Yu didn''t care. He took Ni Siyu''s little hand and asked her about her recent situation at will. After all, the little girl has something on her mind. She speaks vaguely and dodges her eyes back and forth. Suddenly, she was like something fixed. She couldn''t move. I looked in her eyes and saw Yu Ji standing behind us, her hand gently on her bulging lower abdomen. Looking at Xiang Yu and the little girl, they smiled and said nothing.

    Ni Siyu rubbed his eyes hard and said, "Zhang... Zhang..."

    I scolded her and said, "call your sister-in-law!"

    Yu Ji took Ni Siyu''s hand. She looked at her handsome face and said softly, "are you Xiaoyu? The king told me about you."

    Ni Siyu suddenly said, "you''re not Zhang Bing. She won''t talk to me like this."

    Yu Ji smiled brightly: "light rain, will you walk with your sister?" She immediately waved to Xiang Yu and said, "king, let''s go together."

    Xiang Yu paused for a moment and unconsciously walked to Yu Ji. Yu Ji pushed him to the other side imperceptibly, and then took Ni Siyu''s hand. The three people walked slowly along the artificial lake. Xiang Yu and Ni Siyu were one on each side, and Ni Siyu was sandwiched in the middle. Looking from a distance, it was like her brother and sister-in-law traveling with her little sister.

    I could not help scratching my head and said, "what does Yu Ji mean?"

    Hua Mulan''s voice said, "of course you don''t understand a woman''s mind." I don''t know when she followed.

    I play with the taste: "do you understand?"

    Hua Mulan smiled and said, "if Yu Ji wants to have a showdown with Xiaoyu, she won''t call brother Xiang at all. Her meaning is very clear. That is, she still intends to accept Xiaoyu."

    I wonder, "is it possible?"

    "So you don''t understand women, especially women like Yu Ji. As long as brother Xiang is happy, she is willing to do anything."

    I said wickedly, "what do you think will happen to brother Yu?"

    Hua Mulan said, "in my opinion, brother Xiang only treats Xiaoyu as his sister. There is no right or wrong in this. I pity Xiaoyu."

    I couldn''t help but say angrily, "Xiang Yu is so lucky. So many women like him. I''ve been the protagonist for a long time before I lost an ugly daughter-in-law. Do you think it''s a little inhuman?"

    Hua Mulan: "... I held my chin and said with a smile:" if you don''t talk about others, how about you? Is our vice principal OK? "

    I thought Hua Mulan would be more or less difficult to talk about this topic. Unexpectedly, she said categorically, "you say Yan Jingsheng? Although he is weak, he is actually quite manly."

    I said unexpectedly, "so you like him?"

    Hua Mulan turned back and said, "what''s the use? We can''t get together again."

    I''ve been sweating for a long time. Even when I''m in love, I''m so full of resolute and practical military style. I''ll see you later. I''m stunned for a while. The three by the lake strolled back. They all look happy. I seem to have a very happy conversation. I secretly speculate: "is big Xiang breaking down the boat again and making preparations for the horse without doing it..."

    When the three came to the front, Ni Siyu Shuanglang said, "big brother and big sister, you go first. I have something to say to Xiaoqiang."

    "Then we''ll wait for you inside."

    Watching Xiang Yu and his wife go in, I smiled and asked, "how was your big sister talking?"

    Ni Siyu''s immature face wore a mature smile that was not consistent with her age: "it doesn''t matter who she is. I only know that the big sister loves the big brother very much, and the big brother is also very happy. Now I don''t care."

    I was frightened and said, "drizzle, don''t think about it..."

    Ni Siyu glared at me angrily: "where do you want to go? What I said is true. I''m also happy when my big brother is happy. In the future, they will be my own brother and sister. I''ll ask them to check when I find my boyfriend!"

    I said, "that''s good. What''s your plan in the future?"

    Before Ni Siyu could speak, three drunken men came out and shouted, "Xiaoyu, you have no conscience. You don''t say you''ll come to see your master first." It was Zhang Shun and the Ruan brothers.

    Ni Siyu giggled and said, "I''ll drink with the masters." She walked a few steps with the three and suddenly turned back to me. "Big brother is not an ordinary person, is he?"

    I nodded hard: "yes, it takes more material for him to make pants than ordinary people."

    The banquet of this meeting has come to an end. The last performance was Shiqian. He carried a big bag and walked confidently to the podium, saying, "you must have never seen my program. As soon as I open this bag, you will be absolutely surprised..."

    Guan Yu couldn''t help saying that he went up and kicked Shiqian to lie down, took the bottom of the bag, poured everything on the ground, and said to the crowd, "look, you''ve lost your wallet. Come up and get it yourself!"

    Towards evening, our Yucai campus was full of drunkards. In the face of this situation, Yan Jingsheng, as the vice president, once again gave up his small family for everyone, left his great career of picking up girls, and came to me to discuss: "where do so many people live tonight? Our dormitory can''t cope."

    "Give it to me." I have long known this problem. I knew Liu Laoliu was not so kind and gave me 62 large villas for nothing. He had planned to let these people eat and drink me.

    Fortunately, Yuejiajun 300 came, and the soldiers had a rigorous style and were not as drunk as the bandits. I sent them to search around the campus like catching fugitives. Finally, they gathered the wandering people together, and then Wang Yin took the team to Qingshui home.

    I think it''s almost done. Then I wiped my sweat and said, "it''s really messy."

    Li Shishi covered his mouth and said with a smile, "I''m afraid the chaos is still behind. How can we divide rooms at night for so many people?"

    I looked back. I saw that my group of five + 2 and Cao Xiaoxiang''s prefecture level lineup had been assembled. Yu Ji has been accompanied by Xiao Huan. Chen Yuanyuan, empress Lu and others have also gone with the brigade. I couldn''t help laughing and said, "let''s find out how we used to feel tonight? No one will bring it except us." They all said, "OK, OK."

    Qin Shihuang''s chef flattered and said, "Your Majesty, who will cook for you without me?"

    You shouldn''t laugh and scold when holding the steamed stuffed bun: "it''s really a teaching apprentice to starve to death, master. Don''t forget who you learned your craft from?"

    The cook quickly hushed and ran away. Jin Shaoyan said with a shy face, "brother Qiang, can''t I be an outsider?"

    Liu Bang waved and said, "go, you are the first non staff member at most."

    Zhao Bailian took Jing Ke by the arm and said, "I won''t go anyway."

    We looked at each other and nodded, "Xiao Zhao can stay."

    Jin Shaoyan refused and said, "why can he stay?"

    I looked at him and said, "you should consciously be able to faint Qin Wuyang with the soles of your shoes. You also stay."

    Qin Wuyang shouted in the distance, "who wants to smoke me?"

    Jin Shaoyan ran away quickly.

    When I went back, Liu Bang had a car with me and steamed stuffed bun. I asked him, "what happened to your daughter-in-law and Fengfeng?"

    Liu Bang leaned against the back seat and said, "don''t mention it. Fengfeng completely fooled my husband and dizzy. Now the woman is very interested in imitation brands and plans to share shares with Fengfeng." Finally, Liu Bang sighed, "now these two women are better than me!"

    Li Shishi''s worry finally did not cause confusion. Although these customers in our land come from different dynasties, they all have candidates with good temper. The temporary teams are very happy. Except that 300 may have to use the previous tent, there is no big problem, and I''m too lazy to take care of it.

    After returning home, the steamed stuffed bun should not be taken care of by us. He cooked it himself. Soon, a rich meal was put on the table. Fat Ying sniffed and said, "we still have social steamed stuffed bun. The crooked (that) taste is very beautiful."

    Xiang Yu recovered from his old illness and said proudly, "of course, we are behind Xiang men."

    The steamed stuffed bun wiped his hand and said, "Qiangzi filled up the wine. Today, it can be regarded as a drink when everyone is together."

    Cao Xiaoxiang protested, "I''m 13 years old!"

    Xiang Yu said, "yes, when I was 1 year old..."

    Liu Bang hummed, "wait until your son grows up."

    Speaking of his son, I asked Qin Shihuang, "brother Ying, where''s Fusu? You can rest assured that he is with a rogue artist? It''s not good. Now he''s wandering to the girls'' dormitory of the Academy of fine arts."

    The fat man smiled and said, "if you want to do something, don''t care if you''re hungry."

    Wu Sangui said, "how can we do that? We have to take care of it. It''s not decent for him to lose his painting in the future."

    Li Shishi echoed: "let''s go with the children''s hobbies. My brother becomes an artist and my brother inherits the family business. Anyway, brother Ying has two sons..."

    I patted the table and said, "guys, I remember our chat was not so vulgar before. Why did it involve the next generation?"

    Hua Mulan said, "what do you want me not to do in the future?"

    I suddenly came to my senses. "My son, he must be a versatile person. He plays, plays and sings music, chess, calligraphy and painting. At the age of 12, he takes Mathematical Olympiad, earns an association at the age of 15, and abandons literature at the age of 18 to fight all over the world. What bow, knife, stone horse, step and arrow, get to know women on the Kang, get to know shoes on the Kang..."

    You shouldn''t cry.

    The steamed stuffed bun flew over with chopsticks: "if you talk nonsense again, I won''t let you bring my son to Qin Hui."

    Hua Mulan smiled and said, "see? The problem is not that you can''t talk about your son, but whose son."

    Liu Bang said, "you shouldn''t harm the broken wheel. Did I say that your son has a better name?"

    The two silly lengding said, "your name is good. In the future, if I have a son, let him call your name."

    Liu Bang said, "no! You can get up by yourself!"

    The two fools covered the radio in their ears and swept the two eyes from both sides of the table. Anyone who was stared at by him was frightened: "don''t look at me!"

    The second fool took back his eyes and said in distress, "it''s difficult to get a name. What''s the name of a son in the future?"

    Zhao Bailian thought, "why don''t you think of a good name and have another son?"

    Next, the two fools clapped their hands and celebrated: "Yeah! Good way"

    We were speechless. Zhang Qing knocked at the door and said, "Xiaoqiang, do you have any wine in your room? Borrow some."

    I opened the door and gave him some bottles of Baijiu. When I first came back and sat down, Dong Ping knocked on the door again. "Xiao Qiang. Borrow some wine." I opened the door again. Take the wine and just sit down. Li Kui knocked on the door: "Xiaoqiang, wine!"

    When Zhang Fei knocked on the door, I shouted, "there''s no wine!"

    Zhang Fei said to himself, "I have!"

    "... what are you borrowing?"

    "Borrow some..." with Liu Guanzhang, no one can cook on fire.

    Seeing Zhang Fei off, Wu Zetian came again and said she would borrow a pair of mahjong and two chairs. Before leaving, she invited us to say that there was still a table in her house. Zhao Guangyi, Zhao Kuangyin''s brother, rushed to borrow a walnut clip. Needless to say, Zhao Kuangyin was too lazy to hit it with an axe this time. More and more people came and borrowed more and more incredible things. Finally, I simply didn''t close the door, Take whatever you want. At 11 p.m., there was basically nothing to go along at home except the stool under our * * in front of us. Zhu Yuanzhang slipped around and suddenly pointed to the rear projection TV on the wall: "don''t watch this, I moved away."

    I finally couldn''t help saying, "don''t you have a TV in your house?" When Liu Laoliu''s house was delivered to me, it was well decorated and equipped with electrical appliances.

    Zhu Yuanzhang said, "the old fellow in the living room looks at the song of Zhen Guan" and the old iron watch in the bedroom looks at Gen Gi Khan. Then I want to see the Daming Dynasty.

    Finally, unbearable, I rushed out, kicked open the door of a family, held up a plate and shouted, "I''m jealous today, borrow some crabs!"