The First Chaos In History
Chapter 53
Finally, of course, the contract was signed. When packing up the documents, the man surnamed Chen inadvertently asked me, "manager Xiao, if the wind bottle doesn''t sell, it''s best to wait for some time. Recently, the antique shop in the city seems to be depressed due to the earthquake."
I said, "that bottle has been used by me as a seismometer." I said to the stunned assistant Chen, "and it''s broken."
Of course he didn''t take it seriously and joked, "but there seems to be no earthquake these days."
I winked at him: "very small aftershocks can only be measured with 2 million listening bottles."
Seeing that what I said was like the truth, he said awkwardly, "ha ha, it''s a pity if such valuable things are really broken. In the past, you can find a special craftsman to repair them, but now it''s hard to find people who do this kind of craft."
I found it very interesting to send him away. They sold a listening bottle to anyone in the industry, and 2 million yuan was firmly recorded in the account. Now they even gave me a properly operated bar for a total price of 2.4 million in this special period, and they were suspected of being a villain in in vain. The Chen family didn''t know what they wanted to do. Moreover, I began to be a little curious about the two people surnamed Chen who have dealt with me. They are cunning, but not insidious. The pros and cons can be discussed openly. It can''t be said whether they are gentlemen or villains. From their hands, they have a very rich family background, but it''s difficult to understand why they deal with me, a small pawnshop manager, many times.
And the last sentence of assistant Chen reminded me that Jin Dajian, a jade arm craftsman, might be able to restore the listening bottle?
I ran upstairs angrily and asked Mr. Li who was reading: "where was the fragment of the wind bottle last time?"
Mr. Li pointed to the valuable box in the corner of the sofa in the living room: "I''ve packed it there." thank goodness! I was about to go away when Mr. Li gave me some pieces of waste paper. I didn''t understand what she meant. Mr. Li said strangely, "didn''t you take out the garbage? Take this..."
"Garbage? Have you seen 2 million pieces of garbage? Look, my cousin turned waste into treasure and changed money to buy flowers for you..." I ran to pick up the box and opened it. My heart was much colder. The ancients had an allusion to the reunion of a broken mirror. It was a mirror that broke into two halves. A small husband and wife had half hands. Looking at my bottle, it was broken enough to be sent to the collective wedding, And even the families of the new couple. If I want to mend this bottle, I might as well twist it into the end and pinch another one.
I was thinking of taking time to see 300 of them. Mangzi had called and said to me, "brother Qiang, your students miss you. I asked leader Xu to tell you." Then there was a long silence. I could still hear the Mang''s instructions next to the phone: "speak, brother Qiang, listen --" it was a long time before I heard Xu Delong say timidly, "hello?"
I said, "leader Xu? I''m Qiangzi. What''s up?" I didn''t speak for a long time. If I guessed correctly, Xu Delong was looking around with the phone. He couldn''t see anyone when he heard such a steady voice. He probably wasn''t used to it.
"... hero Xiao?"
"Yes, it''s me. What''s up?"
“……”
Looking for me again.
Finally, I can only say, "leader Xu, I''ll come and see you in a minute. What can we do then?" After receiving the phone, mangzi smiled bitterly and said to me, "brother Qiang, is your team leader the child care of the mobile company, or do you two have an affair, just want to listen to each other''s breathing..."
After I hung up, I urgently assembled a group of five. I knew that something must have happened to Xu Delong looking for me. I had to arrange them first. As a result, Liu Bang had gone out to play cards. I took out a stack of money and distributed 10 cards to each person, He said: "1000 yuan per person. You''ve been here for a long time. You know how to deal with some things on the scene. You can solve them yourself at lunch - brother Ying, you can''t talk about Zhang Hua. You should ask and give him change after you understand." After playing with Jin Shaoyan several times, Qin Shihuang had a bad problem. He bought a lollipop and gave a 100 ticket and left.
Qin Shihuang said with a smile, "I''m hungry and lazy."
"Well, I''ll give the money to Kezi. Anyway, you two spend most of your time together. What do you want to eat and let him buy it for you."
"All right."
I didn''t expect that there are people in the world who don''t want money, but maybe Qin Shihuang is used to being high. If Emperor Kangxi and Emperor Qianlong often visit privately, he would know to hold a pocket.
After I handed out the money, I looked at them and thought about what else to settle down. I immediately remembered: "by the way, don''t tell steamed stuffed bun about it. Also, don''t tell Liu Bang if he doesn''t ask you where the money comes from."
Then he immediately saw that everyone was different. Li Shishi calmly called: "Hello, is it a pizza shop? You send one to..."
Xiang Yu wanted to learn from Mr. Li, but he didn''t know who to call. Finally, he used the smartest way. He said to Mr. Li, "please call me a roast lamb leg..."
Jing Ke and Qin Shihuang only had coke. As soon as Qin Shihuang went to the street, he naturally wanted what he saw. Jing Ke had more heart, put Qin Shihuang''s money in another pocket, and then said to Qin Shihuang, "here is your money. I don''t care about you after spending it." Who says he''s stupid?
But in my eyes, he is a little. If I were him, I would put some money from winning fat people in my pocket.
I settled them all. I took the box with the wind listening bottle and rode on my 1955 straddle motorcycle. Where to put the box is a problem. I can''t drive in my arms. It''s too bumpy to throw it in the bucket. Later, I thought, hey, it''s bumpy. Anyway, it can''t be broken any more. There''s no qualitative difference between 200 yuan and 300 yuan.
Although there was no order to prohibit the straddle motorcycle, the problem was that I was riding a straddle motorcycle without a license plate. I saw the rest of the light of the traffic police not far from the red light several times. I hid behind the big public. Not only could the traffic police not see it, but also ran along the bus lane. I was so angry that the car behind me hummed and dared not honk. Once when I was waiting for a red light, an alto driver in the driveway next to me shook down the glass and said to me, "man, it''s windy enough. I''ll change my car with you. Why?"
I said, "let''s wait until you grow up and become a BMW."
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It''s going to be pushed next week. After pushing, it may be on the shelf. Xiaohua doesn''t know what tickets she needs after going on the shelf. Anyway, everyone keeps them for me, ha ha. In addition, on Saturday and Sunday, it''s still one watch every day. First, it''s a little tired and the quality has decreased. Second, take advantage of these two days to save some inventory or simply have a good rest for two days to prepare for the strong push. The title of this chapter is taken from a joke. It says that there is a line written behind an alto car: "I believe I will be a BMW when I grow up." It was cited as a classic for a while.