The First Chaos In History
Chapter 60
I saw it was still early and asked the steamed stuffed bun behind me, "where are you going now?"
The steamed stuffed bun said, "find a place to eat."
"What about Ke Ziying?"
"Call me." Said the steamed stuffed bun.
I called the landline at home. It rang for half a day. Someone picked it up, but didn''t speak. I know Liu Bang is definitely not at home. The remaining three haven''t learned to use the phone skillfully. I asked loudly, "who is it? I''m hadron."
As soon as the other party heard my name, he said, "guess who hungry silk (is)?"
I said, "I guess you are Ke Zi."
Qin Shihuang also knew that I was joking with him. He smiled and said, "SA (what) four (things)?"
"I''ll invite you to dinner. You call Kezi and brother Yu. The boy Liu Bang will also call at the mahjong restaurant. Come..." I found that the restaurant hasn''t been decided yet. Steamed stuffed bun pinched my waist and said, "eat hot pot." Then he pointed to the "Sichuan Red" hot pot shop across the road.
"Yes, the four of you came to ''Sichuan Red'' and just took a taxi. Tell the driver the place. The starting price is 6 yuan. Let Ke Zi calculate the fare..." I settled down very carefully.
"OK, OK, bag (don''t) talk to the society again. You''re hungry and don''t wear silk (yes) skin."
He thinks I''m wordy!
The so-called Sichuan Red actually follows the Chongqing spicy hot line. This one has existed since I was very young. At that time, Chongqing was probably not directly under the central government. After several expansion and modification in recent years, it has become the leader of hotpot in the city. 16 decorative giant woods in the store are red with paint, and there are a series of red lanterns, tables and chairs, red, walls and red, Even the waiters are dressed like peppers. Anyway, people with hemorrhoids have to go out as soon as they come in.
As soon as I entered the door, the waitress asked me in dialect, "how many abettors, sir?" I told her seven people, and then asked her curiously, "are all your waiters really from Chongqing?"
Waitress: "why is it possible? Many people only say one or two words."
"Then you must be from Chongqing? The dialect is so authentic."
The waitress said, "I''m from Tangshan."
Steamed stuffed bun was also happy: "how many dialects can you speak?"
The waiter replied in Mandarin: "I came out to work at the age of 14. I didn''t learn anything else. I learned all the dialects from Shandong to Cantonese."
I sighed, "language genius, can you speak English?"
The waiter blushed: "just passed level 4..."
We agreed to order something for a while. We first made three cups of Kung Fu tea. Li Shishi sniffed and smelled the strong hot pot smell in the store. I asked her, "do you have hot pot?"
Li Shishi nodded: "what we can eat is called antique fumigation, which is the same as this principle."
The steamed stuffed bun said, "what are you talking about? Is there any place where you haven''t eaten hot pot?"
Li Shishi smiled: "brother Jing, they shouldn''t have eaten."
The steamed stuffed bun suddenly said to me, "Qiangzi, I think fat people are bigger than them..." when talking about this, Li Shishi said, "including you, Xiaonan, why do I always think you are weird, but I can''t say what''s wrong."
Mr. Li glanced at me and said with a smile, "sister-in-law, you are engaged to your cousin. Even if you are a family, I have nothing to give you. Leave this as a souvenir." Then she casually felt a gold hairpin from her pocket. A bead the size of longan was embedded in the hairpin''s eyes. She knocked gently on the table, and the bead rolled out and pulled out a few misty treasures. After stopping, it was still shining, like blinking. I haven''t seen this thing on the day she came. I probably put it away early in the morning. It''s no wonder that the bead is old and weak in the gold hairpin. She used to walk around in the attic and palace. Naturally, her steps are light and OK. Now she has to cut the stuffing and brush the bowl for steamed stuffed buns, so she can''t wear it all the time.
The steamed stuffed bun grabbed the bead, and his hand sank obviously. He said happily, "Oh, it''s quite heavy." Then he looked at it under the lamp, "cousin, have you been fooled? Why is this not as bright as glass?"
Li Shishi smiled and said, "taking the glass beads to us is really more valuable than this."
When she said this, the steamed stuffed bun thought it was really a ground stall. He pulled out the cross from his neck and unloaded it. He sipped a little saliva at the end of the rope, put on the bead and hung it on his chest. The bead was hit by the light, and the dense air dispersed. Although it was not dazzling, he couldn''t see what the steamed stuffed bun looked like.
Although I don''t understand it, after all, I have worked in the pawnshop for so many years. I have a little eyesight. The beads are not ordinary at first sight, and can be valued by the mother of the two countries. I''m afraid they are also priceless in the Song Dynasty. As for what master Li said, glass is not as valuable as glass. It''s all a sneak change of concept. Is there glass in the Song Dynasty? The steamed stuffed bun thought it was just a bargain, so he accepted it without saying a word.
Mr. Li looked at me and said meaningfully, "cousin, I really think that villa is good." The implication is obvious. I want to sell the beads for a house. Not to mention the small villa, this bead can be exchanged for any luxury villa in the world, but the question is, do I dare to exchange it?
I stammered to the steamed stuffed bun, "wear it inside. It doesn''t look good outside."
"Really?" Steamed stuffed bun looked down and put the beads into his clothes. Guanghua greatly reduced, and she could see her face again. I thought badly: maybe we can make her wear it when we have sex in the future.
The steamed stuffed bun knocked the cross on the table and said, "why don''t fat and big people come?"
Just as like as two peas were waiting for a taxi, Liu Bang was the first to come down. He took out a large telephone cover, and dialed the door and looked inside. Jing Ke sat at the front. He opened the door and waited for the driver to change the money.
As soon as my phone rang, I picked it up and said, "I''ll see it when I turn left."
Liu Bang hung up and greeted the other three to come towards us. I don''t know when he bought the phone.
As soon as Liu Bang saw me, he said, "why do you think of eating out?"
Li Shishi said, "today we went to see the furniture. This meal should be regarded as a formal celebration of the engagement of cousin and sister-in-law."
Liu Bang waved his hand, "I''ll treat you to this meal."
I said, "where did you get the money, yo, and put a small bag with bricks in it?"
Liu Bang smiled: "I made a little money playing cards."
As soon as the waiter who had just passed level 4 saw that we were all here, he came over with the menu. I wanted a mandarin duck pot first, and then brought all the sea food, such as mutton, fat beef, hairy tripe fish balls, lettuce, chrysanthemum, oil wheat, sweet potato and wide flour. I didn''t get rid of my hatred and said, "what else do you have besides these?"
"There are also fried dishes. The specialty is steamed fish head."
"Pick the biggest two."
"What kind of wine do you want?"
Jing Ke: "Hennessy..."
I wiped my sweat and said, "two dozen beers." Take these five people to dinner and be ready to be pointed out by thousands of people at any time. You can say that they live very frankly and are ignorant of the embarrassment caused by their actions.
When the pot came up, Qin Shihuang and Jing Ke were really curious. Liu Bang said, "isn''t this'' fight ''?" Jing Ke picked up a piece of bright red meat and looked at this and that. Seeing that no one gave an opinion, he stuffed it into his mouth. I was stunned. I didn''t have time to teach him. I didn''t expect that he had never eaten hot pot. Qin Shihuang and some of them, not to mention, were confused.
Jing Ke chewed a few times and nodded slightly. When others asked him how he tasted, he remained silent. Qin Shihuang was the first to bear the brunt, followed by Xiang Yu and Liu Bang. They picked up raw meat and put it in their mouths to chew it. It was loud. Even Mr. Li couldn''t help but pick up a small piece and bite it.
They frowned, pulled their necks and swallowed the meat. They all hissed and said, "raw..." then they all looked at Jing Ke with admiration. Jing Ke sat there expressionless. Seeing that everyone was in pain, he asked Liu Bang: "you said it was raw?" Liu Bang nodded vigorously. Jing Ke bowed his head and vomited the raw meat on the ground, saying, "don''t eat the raw meat."
Everyone was stunned and looked at each other. The steamed stuffed bun couldn''t hold back and burst into laughter. I also laughed. Mr. Li wiped his mouth with the dining paper and said angrily, "brother Jing is too bad." Xiang Yu and Liu Bang finally found a tacit understanding at this moment, looked at each other, and then laughed. Both of them boast of being heroes for the first time. Today, they were fooled by two fools. The fat man gave Jing Ke a punch and scolded, "you cheated hungry pinch with a hammer."
Steamed stuffed bun smiled and said, "I finally know why you''re weird - you''re too noisy!" At this time, the pot opened. I poured in a plate of meat, stirred it and greeted them, "now you can eat."
While eating the steamed stuffed bun, he randomly pulled out the beads in his neck to show Qin Shihuang. The fat man glanced and said, "there were many children on his hat before I was hungry." Liu Bang leaned over to have a look and said pleasantly, "steamed stuffed bun, do you like this? I told you earlier! I also had it on my hat, but I didn''t bring it."
Qin Shihuang took a large piece of sweet potato and said with regret, "Qiangzi, you can''t reach the hungry bowl (that)," the steamed stuffed bun opened his chopsticks and said, "it''s not cooked yet."
Qin Shihuang continued, "if Si (yes) is hungry, I will send you and baozi to order wedding things." Li Shishi said with a smile, "you can seal it now."
Qin Shihuang waved his hand and said, "can you do it? Crooked (that) Qiangzi, your bag (don''t) is too small - but you can''t go hungry (that)."
Although it was a joke, it showed that yingpang really didn''t treat me as an outsider. After the unification of the Qin Dynasty, the king was cancelled. What he was afraid of was that the kings would make a big noise and seize the host. Moreover, Qi is the farthest possession from Xianyang, that is to say, it is the most likely place to cause rebellion. Qin Shihuang didn''t want to give me this place, that is the greatest trust in me.
Liu Bang turned his eyes and said, "what''s the matter with closing a piece of land? I dare not enter the capital without a king''s life. Qiangzi, I will seal you as a side-by-side king and sit on an equal footing with me. All the places within the hundred houses (3000 miles) are under your jurisdiction and enjoy the power of tax pardon and imprisonment..."
I said, "don''t talk nonsense. I''m an invincible county magistrate. Don''t write a bad check here!"
Liu Bang shrunk his neck and said, "I''ll treat this meal..."
"What this meal originally said was that you invited me. I''ll punish you for a while and invite us to the bar for consumption."
Liu Bang opened his bag with a sad face and asked, "is 1000 yuan enough?" It seems that the boy won a lot in playing wild mahjong a few days ago.
Xiang Yu drank a glass of wine and said sadly, "Xiaoqiang, your brother Yu wants money, no money, no land. There''s really nothing for you." Xiang Yu hasn''t been happy since he called. Thinking about it, the world is lost. Women would rather suffocate and succumb to death. The overlord of Chu drank one cup after another, and the whole table was depressed.
Steamed stuffed bun looked at us with a smile and said, "you''re very involved in the play. Eat quickly. Let''s sing after eating. It can''t be cheap. Liu Ji -- come on, cheers!"
This time, the ignorance of steamed stuffed bun saved our atmosphere. Xiang Yu swept away the haze, raised his glass and said loudly, "drink."
Li Shishi joked with me, "Lord Qi, where are we going to play later?"
Before I spoke, Jing Ke suddenly said, "against time..."
Steamed stuffed bun shouted, "well, I''ve heard of this bar. We''ll go there in a minute!" Naturally, everyone had no opinion and nodded frequently.
I glared at Jing Ke and felt a little numb on my scalp.
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Note: there are different opinions on the generation of hot pot. "Dou" and antique fumigation are the classical names of hot pot
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Recommend the new work "national enemy" recommended by Sanjiang this week, book number: 176540, starting version of American drama "prison break", ha ha.
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