I rode my motorcycle back to the pawnshop. Steamed stuffed bun is still on the morning shift this week and has left. Li Shishi is cleaning the house. Yingpang is playing double dragon with Jing Ke. Liu Bang naturally went to work. According to ER silly, he texted the "black widow" he met in the bar very late yesterday.

    Xiang Yu was lying on the floor with his arms on his back, his eyes burning, thinking about his van.

    Every time I come back, I feel a little calm and satisfaction when I see them. I begin to feel that we are really a little like a big family.

    I took a pillow and ran downstairs. I just stayed on the sofa and was ready to sleep with him. Anyway, no one came here at ordinary times. I can still be a shopkeeper.

    Just as I was about to fall asleep, Zhao Bailian, uncle Zhao''s second boy, suddenly shouted, "there is murderous spirit!" He squatted at my door. I was shocked to sit up. I was about to scold him. A van stopped in front of my door. The doors on both sides opened wide at the same time. Six big men jumped out of the cab. There were eight people in the cab, all with flesh on their faces. After pushing the door in, the first one grabbed the ashtray and hit the table hard, Staring at me, he asked, "are you Xiao Qiang?"

    "I just... What do you want from him?" As soon as I wanted to promise, I saw that they all carried sticks in their hands. Brother Xiaoqiang will quit the Jianghu for many years. This eyesight frame still exists. It seems that it came from smashing the store.

    The head said fiercely, "stop talking nonsense, aren''t you?"

    I hurried to cheer up, stood up and said, "wait for me to call you." I shouted upstairs. "Brother Yu, your van has arrived!"

    Hearing a loud noise above his head, Xiang Yu, wearing slippers and big underpants, rushed down the mountain like a tiger and said, "where?"

    I rubbed and hid behind him, stretched out my head and said, "I''m Xiao Qiang. What are you looking for me?"

    Xiang Yu''s appearance really shocked the eight people, but they didn''t pay attention to us when they saw that we were nothing more than two people. That head waved the stick in his hand and said recklessly, "it''s coming to hit you son of a bitch!" Holding a stick, I was about to hit my computer. I shouted, "stop!"

    At that end, I said quickly, "don''t smash things. Can we smash people in another place? You also saw me. It''s worthless. Besides, the neighbors are old men and women. They are nosy. What if we call the police?"

    The head sneered: "Xiao Qiang, you are really a man. I''m not afraid that you can run away. Where do you say to go?"

    I said, "today''s school holiday, there is a primary school not far from here. Can you go there?" While talking, I squeezed Xiang Yu''s waist. Xiang Yu certainly understood the situation. He turned to me and said, "how can eight people fight? I won''t go."

    The head laughed wildly: "surnamed Xiao Di, your friend counselled. It''s just a man. We''ll wait for you at the door for one minute!" Then he led people out.

    I poked Xiang Yu and said, "do you hear me, brother Yu? I said you counselled."

    Xiang Yu didn''t care at all. He said lightly, "aren''t you finished killing them all? What do you want me to do?" I forgot that he always regarded me as an immortal with unlimited ability.

    I grabbed Xiang Yu and said, "do you still want bread? I promise you, brother Yu, as long as you straighten them out for me, I will not only get you bread in three days, but also teach you."

    Xiang Yu looked back and said, "really?"

    "Lie that you are a grandson!"

    Xiang Yu walked towards the eight people without saying a word. He was still too confused. If Hu Sanniang had to say: be my grandson, aren''t you younger?

    I grabbed Xiang Yu again. He said impatiently, "what''s the matter?"

    "Yuge ye, you can''t kill people later. It''s best to have broken arms and legs. The ideal state is that they can suddenly recover after lying in bed for a month or so."

    Xiang Yu thought about it for a while. The gang of hooligans outside the door shouted, "it''s time. If you don''t come out, you''ll smash your shop -" he said as he walked out, "I''ll try my best."

    Ten of us followed each other to the school. Eight of them were tight, neat and murderous. Xiang Yu and I are fooling around. This scene is a bit like being escorted to the execution ground. I didn''t bring bricks this time. I don''t believe that it''s still necessary for ten thousand enemies Xiang Yu to beat eight people - these eight people misunderstood Xiang Yu just now. He can almost get excited when 800 people come today. Eight people are a bit like eating sparrow tongue to him.

    The small gate of the school is open, and the old guard probably went to play chess. I tried my best to take these people inside. I know there is a small playground behind the school. The terrain is narrow and it is not easy for anyone to escape. These eight people started to prevent me from running. Now they are more and more relieved. When they arrive at the place, they look at me like an idiot - no one will see this place even if they kill people.

    Then they lined up. I raised my arms and legs. There was no tension in my body. I jumped into the circle with an arrow step and pointed to Xiang Yu: "you can put him down again!" Sooner or later, another lunge jumped more than 5 feet away. It was the style of a sect of masters.

    The eight broke up, grabbed the stick and rushed to Xiang Yu, and then there was a scene that made me collapse: Xiang Yu had no power to fight back!

    He awkwardly used his arm to block the stick swept by the strong wind, but his feet did not move. He was like a stupid bear. Later, he simply didn''t block it and let others beat him. However, it seemed that his skin was thick enough, and the stick rebounded straight on his body, but Xiang Yu didn''t show it at all.

    I shouted: "brother Yu, fight back!"

    Xiang Yu stood in the rain like circle of sticks and helplessly stood up to me and said, "I don''t know how to fight. You don''t let me get dead or disabled. I haven''t done that."

    I sweated on my forehead and said, "I''m not afraid of being disabled. Just don''t kill me."

    As soon as my voice fell, Xiang Yu''s arm grew violently and caught a man. With a long smile, he threw it into the sky. At the same time, his huge body had flashed in front of a person and pushed him half a meter deep into the ground. As soon as he lifted his legs and kicked one, the person''s body also smashed two people down.

    In the blink of an eye, five people had been hit like small pieces of paper. Fortunately, Xiang Yu threw them into the sky at the beginning, because he was not hurt. But he soon became the most unlucky one - Xiang Yu didn''t pick him up.

    The three people on the field didn''t react at all. What happened? They saw that their companions disappeared below the half meter line. Xiang Yu grabbed them one by one and gently touched each other. They were like riding a 24-hour roller coaster. They circled around the small playground with their legs. Looking at the door, they couldn''t walk in a straight line.

    He stood alone with a stick in his hand and his legs trembling. Xiang Yu didn''t mean to hit him.

    I went up to him, stretched out my hand and said, "give it to me." He consciously handed the stick to me. I beat him in the face and said, "did Liu Xuan ask you to come? Did you do the bar yesterday?" Xiang Yu turned his head and said, "ah - you are so cruel."

    These eight are, of course, the eight last night. They didn''t know Liu Xuan well. They just took money to do things. I stopped, leaned on a stick and said to them, "today''s meal is going to be light. You have been watched. They love killing the whole family. If they don''t want to go to the newspaper, move quickly." These people look great.

    I said, "and tell Liu Xuan that I still advise him to run away. Do you remember what I said?"

    Eight heads, only seven at the point - one neck dislocated.

    "Get out of here!"

    Eight people supported each other and walked out. I suddenly remembered something. I nodded the head with a stick: "stop."

    As soon as his legs were soft, he plopped on the ground. I said, "I saved so many of you. Besides, don''t look at me beating you. In fact, you were the least injured. How can you repay me?" I''m telling the truth. Xiang Yu''s and mine are the difference between internal injury and trauma.

    When I saw the boss, I didn''t understand. I simply said, "give me your car key." When he was full of joy, he put the van key on the ground and said to me, "there is a half paper box in the car. We just falsely came here, so we should honor you. Also, the clutch of the car is high, so you have to bother when you step on it."

    This remark amused me. The boy is so cute that I took out all the money in my pocket to him - you know, I''m half rich now, and I often carry thousands of dollars in my pocket, which is enough to buy a broken van on the black market. Then threatened him again to let them move.

    In this way, the time shift will break this line, and I can at least spare a few days to find a way.

    I was thinking about myself, and Xiang Yu was also thinking about him: as soon as he grabbed the car key, he ran back. I''m not crazy with him. I don''t believe he can drive the car by himself.

    I strolled back to the pawnshop and saw Xiang Yu sitting in the car. He twisted the car straight and hummed like me. I was impressed by him for being able to do this.

    I stuck it on the glass and watched him tamper. Xiang Yu sat on the co pilot and opened the door for me. I got on the car arrogantly.

    "First loosen the handbrake, then turn the key, step on the clutch, shift into gear and feed oil slowly." Although I teach correctly, I deliberately move very fast. In fact, I don''t want him to learn too fast. If he really runs away in a car, the consequences are unimaginable. I find him a car to drive. I''m afraid he will collapse. If I don''t let him learn, I''m afraid I will collapse.

    I took out the key and said, "you practice these first today."

    "How can I practice without a key?"

    I said, "I don''t trust you with the key. Just make do with it first. I''ll make up for it."

    I slept until dark. Steamed stuffed buns didn''t call me when they saw me snoring and eating. When I woke up, I felt dizzy, swollen brain, stuffy nose and shortness of breath - I was ill.

    Maybe it''s because I''m too tired these two days and fell asleep on the sofa. I think it''s time to exercise. The white robed young general who was carrying bricks and jade trees in the wind is now a little windy.

    Steamed stuffed bun boiled half a pot of pimple Soup for me. I ordered a few drops of sesame oil and sucked it. A phone call came in. It was a familiar voice. He kindly called me Xiaoqiang and said, "if you have time, come out for dinner."

    I asked vaguely, "are you..."

    "I''m Liu Xuan. I forgot so soon?"

    I just got over it right away. We just talked on the phone yesterday. I said, "I''m not used to you talking without ''fucking''."

    Liu Xuan smiled awkwardly, sounded sincere and said, "Xiaoqiang, why didn''t you say you were from boss hao? We really flooded the Dragon King temple."

    Of course, Lao Hao, who runs a pawnshop, has to deal with the people on the road, but it''s just a relationship of interest. He doesn''t have much deterrent. Liu Xuan can''t know who the store is before he wants to smash our store. When he said this, he just found a step for himself after suffering a dark loss, because he can''t touch my strength now.

    He said, "do you have time? Come out and sit down."

    I said, "not today. I''m sick. I''ll drink pimple soup."

    He was stunned. He probably didn''t expect me to refuse so happily. He reacted quickly. He immediately said, "there was a little misunderstanding before. It''s because of a broken manager''s seat. Take it if you want."

    I think it would be best if this matter could be solved in this way. At least he was soft. Heroes focus on face and may not really care about his arm.

    But things are not as simple as I think. Liu Xuan began to pick up his voice again and said, "but we''ve lost face and people will disappear. I''ve already made an appointment with several old masters in the Jianghu. Let''s all come out at that time. Show your attitude and call me brother Sheng to let people know that I''m a painful brother. Don''t misunderstand me that I''m timid. It''s good for you and me. Don''t you say it?"

    I''m completely tired of this man now. He doesn''t want face. He''s a bitch and sets up a memorial archway. He knows what he means. It seems that in his capacity, he is too lazy to care about me. He wants to accept my little brother brightly and give me the position of manager.

    Look what I did to him? I wanted to save him wholeheartedly. From the first sentence I told him until I told him I was drinking pimple soup just now, isn''t there a truth?

    I lost my patience and said to him with a tearful nose, "it''s free to eat. If you dare to do it, the manager will continue to do it. Finally, I''ll remind you. Ask for more luck."

    "Xiao Qiang!" Liu Xuan said in a more serious tone, "what I call are all dignified people. Don''t you want to offend together?"

    "It''s a sea cucumber with a head and no face!"

    "Surnamed Xiao Di, I fucking fight with you!"

    "Knock as soon as possible!" I''m really afraid that this master and that master will come next year. Then you''ll be blind.

    I regret putting down the phone - I really should scare him. Today''s call exposed his fear of me. He is not the kind of cruel role that can fight with people with his family and life. Now I''m most afraid that he hangs half dead, doesn''t take the initiative to resign and doesn''t come back to work.

    I leaned back on the sofa like a big man. The steamed stuffed bun said, "drink it quickly. It''s cold!" The big man quickly continued to suck pimple soup. When I saw the steamed stuffed bun bend over, the Pearl sent by Mr. Li rolled out of her chest. For a moment, I was distracted. When the steamed stuffed bun saw me staring at her blankly, he bowed his head along my eyes and scolded in a low voice: "I''m dying of illness. What''s more?" I found that she misunderstood me. I said, "put the beads at home. How unsafe is it to wear them?"

    The steamed stuffed bun put it into his clothes: "play with it. Who can''t rob it?"

    This bead reminds me that it''s time to hurry up about the villa. The dilemma is that I''m a little short of money after building the school and the bar. After buying the house, if the wind bottle is not repaired or can''t be sold, what can I do to feed hundreds of people?

    But then a word from the steamed stuffed bun finally made me firm in this idea. She said, "do you want to cut some pickles for you?" My tears almost came down. They all said that sick people are vulnerable and easy to remember. Anyway, I am like this.

    I think it''s time to do something for the steamed stuffed bun. As for others, I don''t want to. I''m not Fan Zhongyan, Du Fu or Bethune. I''m just an engaged man, and I''ll give her a big house just for that dish of pickles.

    I called Bai Lianhua. As soon as she answered the phone, she chatted with me enthusiastically for a long time. She said something about her childhood, and said which clothes were on sale. After a few words, she asked me if I still remember who. Listen, I heard it: she simply forgot who I am, but she was afraid to offend others, so she was setting me up.

    I said, "master Bai, it''s me. Xiao Qiang is going to buy a house."

    She was immediately impressed and said strangely, "do you really want that house?"

    "How rare. Don''t you want me to cough with you?" Later, I knew that Bai Lianhua really thought so. The reason was the ride I rode. She said that she met the man who rode a motorcycle and led his big and small wives to buy a villa for the first time.

    Listen, I really want to buy it. Bai Lianhua is very excited. I asked her to prepare the relevant procedures and said that I would go to see the house tomorrow.

    When I hung up the phone, steamed stuffed bun began to talk to me again: "throw away your broken mobile phone. Don''t you feel ashamed?"

    I broke out the card and threw the antique machine into the drawer. Anyway, I want to have a good sleep today. No one''s phone is ready to answer. I said, "I''ll change it tomorrow."

    I don''t know. It almost became a decision I regret all my life.