The old man''s poems are really good, such as "goose, white hair floating green water"... Er, this is written by King Luo Bin, that is "sweat dripping into the earth". Oh, it was written by Li Shen.

    Well written anyway.

    After wiping my sweat, I handed the towel to Li Bai and asked carefully, "where are you calling?"

    Li Bai wiped the water on his head and said vaguely, "where is this...?" He found himself in a place where "demons dance in disorder". The laser lights shed ten thousand golden lights. The men and women on the dance floor vented their remaining physical strength. They looked like convulsions and looked ferocious. Mixed Diqu shouted in all directions: "noisy, noisy, noisy - lonely, lonely..."

    Li Bai woke up a little and said with relief, "finally to hell."

    I said sadly, "it should be said that you have come out. Do you remember when and where you were last in the world?"

    "... Xuancheng, as I remember, when I was drinking wine, they came to lock me with a chain. I thought it was Li Yu (anti king, Li Bai had entered his shogunate) again. As a result, they said I was dead - isn''t this hell?"

    I was speechless for a long time. It seemed that this gave Li Bai a bad first impression. I was trying to explain. Li Bai suddenly saw Du Xing just on the stage and said, "Gee, boo! There are so ugly ghosts."

    When he got used to the environment for a while, I asked loudly, "do you remember if you signed a document after those two people took you to the place?"

    "... I vaguely signed it. What year in the fairyland? I thought of people here as knives and meat. I want to sign a note." After wiping the water, Li Bai began to talk like a normal person.

    I said happily, "just sign it. It''s not hell, it''s fairyland. You can stay here for a year!" I didn''t mean to deceive him. Now I can''t explain to him clearly. It''s better to let him think he has reached bliss. Who is willing to stay in hell?

    Li Bai shook his hand and said, "don''t take advantage of me."

    I pulled the Chinese flower, pointed to her white jade waist and said, "is there such a beautiful MM in hell?"

    Li Bai took a look at the flowers, shook his head and said, "Qiao smiles and looks forward to it."

    I saw tie Hua blush and asked her, "what did he say, playing rogue with you?"

    Tie Hua stared at me. Sitting next to Li Bai said, "listen to what you just said, you seem to support Li Bai''s statement that he died of drunkenness in Xuancheng. Why don''t you agree with the latter two?"

    Li Bai was stunned: "what are the latter two?"

    "It''s hard for you to like Li Bai so much, but you don''t even know the three legends of his passing away. The latter two are that he died when he died, and the other is that he looked at the moon in the water after he was drunk and rushed to fish -" the flower face was flushed: "I like the last one. It''s so romantic."

    Li Bai glanced at her and said, "I''m not a monkey."

    So there was a story about monkeys fishing for the moon in the Tang Dynasty?

    Tie Hua said angrily, "can you be serious? I don''t allow you to ridicule my idol."

    I was busy tying flowers and said, "it''s estimated that when I drink too much, I have a friend who says he is a koala and stays on the clothes hanger all night."

    Tie Hua suddenly moved to Li Bai, smiled and said, "Li Bai, I ask you. Which one of your works are you most satisfied with - don''t say the next one!"

    Li Bai smacked his mouth and said, "do you have any wine? Haven''t I drunk for half an hour?"

    Tie Hua said, "if you tell me, I''ll buy you a drink." Hey, I''m busy making wine for Li Bai. Don''t come here first. I''m not worried about seeing through the flowers at all, because this chick looks normal.

    Li Bai began to put the bottom of the pile of bowls together. "Even today''s emperor can''t threaten me," he said with an indifferent smile

    I said: "the emperor is no longer Li Longji..."

    Tie Hua said with a smile, "it''s my fault. You can destroy your eyebrows and bow down to power and make me unhappy. Naturally, you won''t talk to me for a bowl of wine." She motioned the waiter to bring the wine. I pointed to the pile of bowls and said, "it''s all yours."

    I don''t care about the money. I''m trying to help the little girl. How happy I am to invite my idol to drink, Mei Gu. Guorong, when will you come to me?

    After the wine was served, Li Bai still moved the bottom of the bowl, pushed the newly served wine to Li Bai, smiled and said, "great poet, why don''t you drink?"

    I reminded her, "don''t you think you''re not sincere enough?" Although Li Bai''s career has been fraught with setbacks in his life, he has a huge number of fans, and his morale is still very high.

    Tie Hua stopped laughing and held up the wine bowl. He said, "uncle, whether you are Li Bai or not, I want to talk to you. Is that ok?"

    Li Bai took the drink and said, "what did you just ask me?"

    "Which poem of Li Bai do you like best?"

    "You said I wrote those myself?"

    "..." is a silent flower.

    "Guess what?"

    Tie Hua said reluctantly, "I guess you like the coming wine best. Didn''t you just read it?"

    "Well, when I wrote this song, it was very smooth. I didn''t have a draft, but it''s not my favorite."

    "That''s the difficulty of Shu Road. Professor Zhang said that this poem is basically your summary and exclamation all your life."

    "He''s quite right, isn''t it Hanlin? But this one isn''t my favorite either."

    "... that''s the song of Eight Immortals in drinking. The emperor can''t get on the boat. He claims that he is an immortal in wine. Anyway, a boy in our class likes this sentence best. Once he drank in the dormitory and didn''t go to class. Our counselor called him. That''s what he said."

    Li Bai said, "don''t mention this sentence, it''s bad luck with it," he said after a mouthful of wine. "Although I have to re elect, I''ll still say that, but it''s not this song."

    The little girl''s eyes were straight and she suddenly said, "there''s a poem you wrote called midnight Wu Song. What''s the first sentence..."

    Li Bai murmured, "I said the first sentence of Wu Song at midnight: Chang''an is full of months, and thousands of households are pounding clothes."

    Tie Hua immediately said, "there''s another one, called ancient style..."

    Li Bai gulped the wine dry and said with a bitter smile, "this song is long. Which sentence can''t you remember?"

    Tie Hua said, "I can''t remember a word. Can you recite it again?"

    Li Bai said casually, "if you don''t do it for a long time, I will fail. Wang Feng will appoint vines. There are many thorns and hazels in the Warring States period... What''s the next sentence?"

    "The dragon and the tiger eat each other, and the war catches the crazy Qin."

    "Yes, yes, give me another bowl of wine. I''ll sort out my ideas and make it again for you."

    When the wine came up, Li Bai took two drinks and continued: "what a faint sound, complaining about the poet..."

    When he finished reading the last sentence, I almost fell asleep. I just heard Li Bai say, "this is too long. There is a character in the middle that may be different from the original, but the effect seems not bad."

    Tie Hua said admiringly, "Wow, it''s not easy. It took me several days to recite this song."

    Li Bai reacted and said, "will you recite it and let me do it again? Don''t you believe I''m Li Bai?"

    Tie Hua smiled and said, "I''ll take you as. Tell me, which one do you like best?"

    Li Bai lowered his voice and said, "Liang Yuanyin."

    "Ah? I float the Yellow River to jingque and hang a seat to enter Bolian mountain?"

    Li Bai nodded.

    "That song is very common. Why?"

    Li Bai gathered his sparse white hair: "do you know there is an allusion to this song?"

    "Liang Yuanyin... Is it a thousand gold to buy a wall? Mrs. Zong fell in love with Li Bai and married him because of this poem."

    Li Bai was a little embarrassed and said, "in my life, oh, in my last life, I have made countless poems. Only this one has brought me practical benefits." Speaking of this, he laughed a few times.

    Tie Hua couldn''t help asking, "is Mrs. Zong beautiful?"

    Li Bai shook his head slightly and said, "you know, a woman can''t be measured only by her beauty. She can only be said to be very graceful, very graceful."

    Tie Hua concluded, "she''s not beautiful. But she''s beautiful?"

    Li Bai was stunned, drank a bowl of wine and said, "Xiaoyou also writes poetry?"

    Tie Hua blushed: "it''s written to play."

    Li Bai regretted, "it''s a pity that you are a daughter, otherwise you will be able to seek fame."

    I finally had the opportunity to interrupt: "people have merit and reputation, undergraduate, and what are their daughters afraid of? We can choose our own gender."

    "Read the poem you wrote." Li Bai said to tie Hua.

    At this time, her teammates called her to dance. I said to her, "read your book well. What are you doing with these crazy boys?"

    The Department said discontentedly, "we also need to relax. Who says they are crazy boys? They are all scholarship winners."

    I said, "no wonder the dance is dull."

    Tie Hua stared at me. Then he said to Li Bai, "do you really want to listen?" Li Bai nodded. "Then you can''t laugh at me --" tie Hua sorted out her expression and recited affectionately: "memory - the last pain, the last wound, and finally after the last, she had to recite it silently for the last time. Finally, the memory was opened for the last time, just remember the first time, and forget it quickly, quickly..."

    Li Bai sipped the wine. Seeing that she had been muttering for a long time, she said, "read it."

    The Department flower was stunned and said, "it''s over."

    Then the two people looked at me and I looked at you. They were very embarrassed. Li Bai said sorry, "I thought you were going to read me poetry."

    Tie Hua said, "what I read is poetry..."

    They were embarrassed again.

    In order to ease the atmosphere, tie Hua said, "Li Bai, let me ask you one last question. Among all the poems, which one do you like best?"

    Seeing the bowls stacked in front of Li Bai, I didn''t know how his drinking capacity was practiced. I couldn''t help sighing: "as long as the time is deep, the iron pestle will be ground into a needle."

    Li Bai said, "yes, that''s it."

    Tie Hua stood up and said, "Li Bai, you are very interesting. When can I see you again?" I asked her in a low voice, "you won''t really believe that he is Li Bai?"

    The flower whispered, "I almost believed it." Then she said to Li Bai, "maybe next time you don''t drink, let''s talk about Kawabata Kangcheng and Haizi?"

    Li Bai asked me, "who is it?"

    I said, "Haizi is a son who lives by the sea. Kawabata is not familiar. I only know Ai Iijima and Magnolia."

    It''s time for the Department flower to ask me, "who are these two people? Poets?"

    As I pushed her, I said, "yes, adulterous poet."

    Send the flowers to the stage. I came back and sat down. I was a little overwhelmed and said, "Uncle Li... Uncle..."

    Li Bai waved and said, "just call brother Taibai. That''s what brother Du Fu calls it."

    Wow, it''s the same treatment as the poet.

    Li Bai asked me, "what do you call you?"

    "My name is Xiao Qiang. You can call me Xiaoqiang or Qiangzi."

    "Oh, Xiaoqiang is your word?"

    My heart says there is no word Xiaoqiang. But I immediately thought that since my reception was all ancient customers, it was a little inconvenient not to have a word. Wei Tiezhu also had the word "township virtue".

    But what''s the name? Li Bai''s character is too white - Xiao Qiang''s character... Very strong? If you need another number, you can''t beat the immortal monk?

    I said to Li Bai, "brother Taibai, have you had a good drink?"

    "Well, there are seven or eight points."

    "Shall we stay?"

    "Yes..." Li Bai said he was going to get up. I hurried to help him out. After thinking about it, it would be better to send him directly to school. The dormitory building over there can already be occupied. I wonder if Liu Laoliu can ask Xiang Yu to pick up and send people back and forth in the future. Under the guidance of the old car God, this guy can already go on the road. There are no mistakes in 50 meter plus and minus gear. Now he is practicing reversing and moving the library.

    Lao Li came here drunk, but now he has another drink. When I went out, I vomited at the sight of the wind. I put him in the car body and sat for a while. Instead, he came to his senses. He looked at the lights and shouted, "Gee, boo!"

    "Brother Taibai. Isn''t it more interesting than Chang''an?"

    Without strong curiosity, Li Bai said, "in fact, I have only been in Chang''an for two years."

    When I started the motorcycle, Li Bai leaned back and said, "this thing will move!" Then he pointed to the speeding cars in the street and was surprised, "demons and monsters!"

    "Brother Taibai, sit down. Those who run are not. The ghosts and monsters are sitting on the ground."

    "... where is this? Is this the 18th floor?" Li Bai stood up excitedly and shouted, "I''ve reached the 18th floor of hell!"

    "Brother Taibai, sit down..."

    I think it''s getting late and I''ll increase my horsepower to run. Lao Li is just crazy. He''s very happy and yells all the way. Otherwise, he''ll open his arms like Jack in the Titanic and shout "the ROC rises with the wind and soars up to 90000 miles a day". But for the wind, he couldn''t stand up. The old man may really fly.

    I really can''t stand the poet''s abundant feelings, and I''m even more afraid of being fined by the traffic police. It''s too eye-catching to take such a person. When he finally got to the suburbs, Lao Li was crazy. He became very quiet. Finally, he asked me, "Xiaoqiang, where is this?"

    It seems that it is necessary to speed up the class with Mr. Li as the lecturer.

    Li Bai is probably the most confused of all the customers I receive. In his memory, he was still drinking just now, and then he was taken away by two people. Then he came to a place where the world is full of "demons and monsters", that is to say, there is no buffer at all. No wonder he is going crazy.

    Others are much better. In fact, the underworld should be the most knowledgeable place like prison. For example, when two ghosts touch each other, a asks B: brother, which dynasty?

    B: and you?

    A: I''m from the Qin Dynasty.

    B: I''m from the Ming Dynasty.

    A: what is the Ming Dynasty?

    B: after you.

    A: Oh, what happened in the Qin Dynasty?

    B: let a man named Liu Bangdi destroy it and change the Han Dynasty.

    A: Hey

    B: I don''t know what happened to us in the Ming Dynasty.

    At this time, a ghost of the Qing Dynasty came and said: you Ming Dynasty, let us destroy the Qing Dynasty

    Liangshan heroes are like this. They don''t come here until they have done everything in the underworld. However, they are an exception, because there are 300 against them. Both sides have stayed enough in the underworld. Like Qin Shihuang Jing Ke, they didn''t stay much.

    Therefore, it is necessary to set up an enlightenment class, which has only two tasks: first, tell them that this is not the fairyland; 2、 Let them understand that this place is not worse than the fairyland. In this way, when they leave the enlightenment class, they go to the advanced class. According to their own interests and hobbies, they want to develop in which direction in modern times, and then choose their own specialty group

    I was very excited by my own idea. When I drove in the vast field, there was a sudden poetic interest. I shouted, "Gee, boo!" Li Bai was startled. I smiled at him apologetically and said, "brother Taibai, my little brother also has a poem. He wants to teach others in front of brother Taibai."

    "Oh, you might as well sing."

    I stopped the motorcycle, stood up, opened my arms and said in a low and lyrical way: "on the vast land..."

    Li Bai looked at me, expressed his appreciation, and then asked me to continue.

    "Nothing..." I suddenly said.

    Li Bai nodded slightly and said, "very straightforward, but very infectious."

    Then I was silly, EEE boo, my inspiration is so short, it''s not as long as ejaculation.

    Li Bai was still listening. After a long time of silence, he looked at me and said, "go on, I haven''t asked any questions yet."

    I held it for a long time and finally burst into a question: "the earth is vast!"

    "Finished?" Asked Li Bai.

    "Well," I said shyly, "brother Taibai, how about my poem?"

    Li Bai said expressionless, "are we coming?"

    I soon sat down and said, "well, soon."