"Of course, the sooner the better. I think I came just now. I don''t think it''s appropriate not to say hello to you."

    Me: "

    At this time, Li Shishi''s phone got through. I don''t know why. Her face turned red and almost threw the microphone away. She put the microphone on the table, said "cousin..." and walked away.

    I was puzzled and listened to Liu Bang saying: "... Who, who, wheeze, say... Words, wheeze..."

    I was happy: "Bangzi, how about paying public food? What tax."

    Liu Bang listened to me. He was a little embarrassed and said, "wheeze, wheeze, help Fengfeng carry the cargo box, wheeze..."

    I was furious: "fart, which hand do you use to pick up the phone when carrying the box? Your third leg is straight. It''s a machine base? Come back quickly, dog day!"

    Black widow Guo Tianfeng grabbed the phone: "wheezing... How to talk? He''s a dog day, wheezing... What am I?"

    My heart said that of course you were dog day, and said, "Hey, my sister-in-law also carries the box?"

    As soon as the black widow heard that it was me, she said shyly, "it''s hadron. We''ll be finished soon."

    "Don''t neglect the quality in order to catch up with the ''practice''."

    Liu Bang shouted on the side, "dog day Xiaoqiang, I''ll go back in another hour."

    Black widow: "don''t listen to him. I promise he''ll be home in half an hour at most."

    Liu Bang: "... You!" The phone is down.

    I kicked Xiang Yu''s bags under the sofa, stood on tiptoe, patted him on the shoulder and said, "brother Yu, I''ll take you to see someone, and then you want to go again. I won''t stop you."

    "Who?" Xiang Yu asked.

    "I can''t tell you yet." Xiang Yu looked at me suspiciously. Nod in agreement.

    Mr. Li took my clothes and asked quietly, "are Xiang Liang and fan Zeng here?"

    I whispered, "it''s a woman."

    "It''s Yu..." Li Shishi only said one word and subconsciously covered his mouth tightly. His beautiful eyes were full of excitement. I smiled at her. He said to Xiang Yu, "come on, you drive."

    Li Shishi hurriedly said, "I''ll go too!"

    I said, "what are you doing, not to see pan an."

    Li Shishi said with a smile, "it seems easier for girls to get close to girls."

    I thought it was right and immediately said, "that together."

    Li Shishi turned away with his hands on his back, swaying and said, "no one invited me again. I still won''t go."

    I was stunned: "you..." had to lose a smiling face and said, "aunt, stop it. Human life is at stake."

    Xiang Yu said inexplicably, "what are you doing? Where are you going?"

    "Stop talking nonsense and get in the car." I''m the first person who dares to be so awesome B with overlord Chu.

    Mr. Li got into the car first. I sat on the co pilot. Xiang Yu came late. He got on the car, lit the fire, pulled the handbrake, stepped on the clutch gear, and asked me, "where are you going?"

    "Do you know the university road?"

    "The road across Heping Third Street?"

    "... yes."

    "I see."

    After walking for a while, I looked out of the window and said, "shouldn''t we go straight to the university?"

    "I know a path, not only close, but also no traffic police."

    ... the half paper box was never given away. It seems that Lao Wang has taught him his unique skills. Driving is a knowledge. There are many practical skills that are more important than first-class driving skills, including scolding the three wheels in the way and reasonably avoiding the traffic police. You know, Lao Wang used to drive big goods! We should have no doubt that Xiang Yu can reach any corner of the world in this car.

    In the car, I called Department flower Wang Jing. They had arrived at school. I asked her if Zhang Bing would share a dormitory with her. She said they were not from the same building at all. Zhang Bing lived in building 7.

    I said, "Xiaojing, do me a favor later. When I arrive, you call her and ask her out."

    Wang Jing said warily, "what do you want to do?"

    I said calmly, "do you think my brother looks like a bad man?"

    "Like, what''s the matter?"

    "... do you think brother is a bad man?"

    "Know your face but not your heart. What''s the matter with you?"

    ——Are girls in the Chinese department so unpopular?

    I said, "I want to introduce her to a boyfriend. You just call her out later. My friend and I just look at her and don''t bother you. Besides, what are you afraid of in your school?"

    Wang Jing said with a smile, "maybe the love killing rate of girls in the art department is already high, especially in school. Besides, your friends dare to chase the famous'' Zhang Bancheng ''?"

    "What do you mean?"

    "There are so many people chasing Zhang Bing. There are half a city. So we call her ''Zhang half a city''."

    "I''m not afraid. My friend''s favorite thing is to kill the city - I say whether you can help or not. As long as you cheat her out, you and your friend will be free of drinks in the ''counter time'' in the future."

    "Do you think I look like the kind of person who sells friends and seeks glory? Besides, martial uncle Zhu GUI has already exempted us all."

    This fat man! I handed the phone to Mr. Li and whispered, "take care of her!"

    Mr. Li answered the phone and said gently, "little sister, you may not know the situation, but have you ever thought that your efforts may achieve the long cherished wish of the millennium. My brother is a real man. You can meet him first..."

    Just listen to Wang Jing say loudly on the phone: "I''m afraid of you, but I can''t help you. But I also kindly remind you that one of the most enthusiastic and promising basketball centers chasing Zhang Bing is the basketball center in the sports college next to us, who is tall and handsome; the other is the president of our student union, who is not very good. But he''s very naughty. Neither of these two people can play, except Huang Yaoshi, who is talented in literature and martial arts I really can''t think of what Zhang Bing would like. "

    Li Shishi said with a smile, "what kind of land do you like, sister?"

    Wang Jing pondered shyly.

    "She likes Li Bai -" I robbed the phone. Since I''ve succeeded, I said to Wang Jing, "I''ll take action as soon as I call you."

    I hung up the phone and said to Mr. Li, "how do you know that people are younger than you, shouting one little sister at a time?"

    "You don''t understand. Women only like older women."

    "Ah? Brother Yu, is that so?"

    Xiang Yu glared at me, and I realized that I had asked the wrong person completely. Then he asked Mr. Li, "why?"

    "No matter how strong a woman looks, she must be eager to be spoiled and spoiled by others in her heart. She can be spoiled in other people''s arms, but once someone is spoiled at you, it means you are old. It''s a courtesy to call her sister."

    I turned back and said to her, "cousin is not afraid of old age. I''ll let you act like a spoiled child in my arms."

    Li Shishi glanced at me and said, "people say women."

    Has begun to act coquettish.

    Xiang Yu suddenly said, "it''s coming. I said where are you going? The school gate is not allowed to enter."

    "Throw the car here and let''s go in."

    Xiang Yu was very dissatisfied with my word "throw". He carefully locked the car, gently pulled the door and checked it. It was reassuring that he would pull the door hard and easily break the lock.

    C University is a provincial comprehensive university with complete disciplines, but it is a third rate University in the country. It is next to the normal university on the left and the Institute of physical education on the right. Therefore, this road is called university road, and the inland area within a radius is collectively called University City, which is a prosperous and dynamic place.

    When we entered the campus of C University, we passed the school monument in the front square of the school. Along the shady path, we could see the statues of Confucius, Sima Qian, Zu Chongzhi and Marco Polo standing in the grass. Marco Polo, Mr. Li, also knew a little from reading books. Later, we felt ambivalent from Zhu Xi. Kang Youwei, Li Dazhao, Lu Xun and Zhan Tianyou completely confused her. Every time they passed a statue, Li Shishi took the trouble to read the biography, so we wasted a lot of time.

    Xiang Yu said with his feet in boredom, "who the hell are you taking me to see? I just remembered that I still lack a tent. I have to buy it quickly, or I can''t go tomorrow." The students who came and went looked at him curiously. Even if they were close to the sports college, they rarely saw such a fierce person. Xiang Yu was not just a big man. His figure is the so-called tiger back and bee waist. You can imagine when he put on a close fitting armor. When the cloak is hunting, our hero''s hand is chiseled with a gold tiger head gun. What a prestige it is to stand next to a BMW.

    We Yili came to the girls'' dormitory building. Opposite the building was a small square. I pulled Xiang Yu in an insignificant corner, He solemnly stood on tiptoe, put his hands on his shoulders and said, "brother Yu, you must know and know the person we want to see later, but she may not remember who you are for the time being. In order not to scare her, you have to promise me not to show up today."

    Xiang Yu thought and said, "OK, I agree with you."

    I was not at ease. I pressed my hand on his shoulder and said, "I want you to make a poisonous oath."

    Xiang Yu said, "if I break my faith, I will never see Yu Ji."

    This oath is really poisonous to him, but it can''t be put today. I rolled my eyes and said, "change another one."

    Xiang Yu said with a smile, "I live under the same roof with Liu Bang. Can you still trust him?"

    Xiang Yu, who can lift the tripod, generally speaks well. I don''t believe him. I''m afraid he can''t control himself. If he becomes crazy, he can clear the school with his bare hands. At that time, the number of casualties in the campus massacre of C University will be a fraction. I''m afraid he can surpass all campus shootings in the United States. Seeing that Xiang Yu spoke firmly, I didn''t think so much. I directly informed Wang Jing to act.

    Shortly after the phone call, Wang Jing sent a text message: she''ll come down right away. I''ll see her in the library.

    I suddenly became more nervous than Xiang Yu - he was not nervous at all.

    Liu Bang said that Zhang Bing is Yu Ji because they look alike. I think she has the same temperament. It''s just a wishful guess whether Zhang Bing is Yu Ji or not. There will be results soon!

    The three of us were sitting on a bench, and Mr. Li and I were so anxious that we rubbed our hands. Xiang Yu is just a little curious.

    Mr. Li came up to me and asked, "is she... Beautiful?"

    "It''s OK. In the words of your sister, she''s not beautiful, but she''s beautiful."

    "Hey, you said she was dancing?"

    When I was not prepared at all, Zhang Bing suddenly appeared. She walked past us with a book in her hand. I didn''t expect her to come out so quickly, nor did I expect her to come out from the door of the farthest unit. The place where we sat was not far from her. She could see us as long as she tilted her head.

    I instinctively hugged Xiang Yu, but found that he didn''t move at all. His body didn''t move and his head didn''t move. Only his eyes followed Zhang Bing from one side of his eyes to the other, and his expression didn''t move.

    Li Shishi found our abnormality. She glanced into the crowd and immediately locked Zhang Bing. She pointed to Zhang Bing and turned around. Before she asked me, she nodded.

    "I''ll go..." Li Shishi immediately stood up and caught up.

    People in the past looked at Xiang Yu and me in surprise. I found that I still held him. I let go of my hand and tentatively patted him: "brother Yu?"

    Xiang Yu just sat silent. I was frightened and patted him harder. After a long time. Xiang Yu finally wiped his big hand on his face and said, "why is this dream so long?"

    It took me a long time to understand that he regarded all this as a dream. It seems that he has had such a dream countless times before.

    I said loudly, "it''s not a dream, it''s true!"

    Xiang Yu put his hand over his ear, looked at me sideways and said, "even the voice is so realistic."

    I grabbed his neck, twisted his head to the opposite side and said loudly, "look. So many mm, if dreams are spring dreams, don''t you know whether your underpants are wet or not?"

    Xiang Yu arched me and murmured, "why is Xiaoqiang still this virtue in his dream?"

    I''m crazy. My brother Qiang has been treated as a hooligan, ruffian, gangster, swindler and profiteer... But it''s the first time to treat me as a dreamer. I''m still a fucking menglang. Why don''t my aunt carry a princess filled with aphrodisiac on my bed every night?

    Xiang Yu sat there with a melancholy face and said to himself, "she''s thin..."

    I really can''t help it. Take the courage to swing a fist the size of a "vinegar bowl" and hit overlord Chu in the face - it hurts. Hands.

    Xiang Yu could have avoided, but because he was "in a dream". Without reason, he let the punch hit him hard. He was furious under the severe pain, stood up and held me over the top - as soon as I looked back, I saw the girls'' dormitory on the third floor. They mm changed their clothes.

    "Why did you hit me?"

    "Brother Yu, wake up, this is not a dream!"

    Xiang Yuru was beaten to the head. He suddenly put me down and said, "hit me again!"

    I jumped two steps later: "come on yourself. I''m annoyed. You''ll split me again. It used to be a big character to lie down and let you split into North characters. Do I lose?"

    Without saying anything, Xiang Yu gave himself a mouth and grinned with pain, but the slap also completely brought the man alive. He suddenly grabbed a female student and asked, "where is this?"

    "C big."

    Xiang Yu pointed to the dormitory building: "who are these people?"

    "This is the girls'' dormitory..." the female student began to be a little afraid. Xiang Yu''s eyebrows were wrinkled like "11". His pupils were congested, but his face was excited.

    Xiang Yu let the female student go and prayed in situ. He wanted to run fast, but he fiercely retracted. He clenched one hand into a fist and beat the palm of the other hand. He paced faster and faster in the circle like a trapped animal. Finally, he stood dead at a point, pointed to Zhang Bing and left the ground, muttering, "she... Ah Yu..."

    "Are you awake, brother Yu?"

    "She doesn''t know me..."

    "She doesn''t know anyone now, so brother Yu, I want to ask you: is she Yu Ji?"

    Xiang Yu shouted wildly, "why is it not my ah Yu? It''s my ah Yu from hair, fingers and toes!"

    I awkwardly dodged the suspicious eyes of the girls and said with a smile: "you see it really carefully."

    Xiang Yu began to walk around again and murmured, "but why doesn''t she know me, why doesn''t she know me, why..."

    I said, "maybe she didn''t see you, or maybe for other reasons, the teacher has stepped on the plate. We''ll discuss it when she comes back. In short, we''ll reunite my sister-in-law with you."

    Seeing that Xiang Yu had calmed down a lot, I asked again, "are you sure she is my sister-in-law?"

    "Yes, even the steps are the same!"

    At this time, Li Shishi trotted back all the way. Xiang Yu quickly stood up. Li Shishi wiped his sweat and said, "I asked Lu for a word with her. The name of the dance class of the art department is Zhang Bing. Is she sister Yu?" I nodded to her slightly, and then said to Xiang Yu, "brother Yu, we have a long time to come. My sister-in-law can run here and the monk can''t run... Er, it''s not appropriate. Let''s go back and discuss the next plan first?"

    Xiang Yu was a little distracted and said, "Oh... Good."

    With his character, he agreed to leave so soon after seeing the yearning Yu Ji. It was really beyond my expectation. I saw his hands shaking all the time. The overlord of Chu seemed to be -- afraid!

    Yes, it''s fear. The terrible thing is not just separation. Sometimes meeting together will make life strange. Moreover, he and Yu Ji have been separated for too long. It includes not only months, thousands of years, but also life and death.

    Xiang Yu has been looking for Yu Ji. Now he has found her, but he is timid. Is this the so-called worry about gain and loss?

    I dare not let Xiang Yu drive again. He sat beside me, clutching the handrail and saying nothing.

    We went back to the pawnbroker and Liu Bang was back. I went directly to the door panel to close today.

    I went upstairs and put a plastic bucket of five-star gin in front of Xiang Yu. He waved his hands and said, "I can''t drink now. I have to think about it."

    I pulled out Liu Bang, who was texting the black widow in the room, and went to the room where Qin Shihuang played games. I kicked off the power supply. I came to the living room and saw that the group of five was ready. I asked Xiang Yu, "are you okay?" Xiang Yu had calmed down a lot, and he nodded.

    "Good!" I slapped the table hard and startled everyone. I put my foot on the stool, put a sculpture on the mountain, cleared my throat and said in a loud voice:

    "Today, brother Yu found sister-in-law Yu Ji. Three people here understand the importance of Yu Ji to brother Yu. You don''t need to know who Yu Ji is, brother Ying and Ke Zi. Just understand that brother Yu loves her very much.

    "However, the biggest problem now is that sister-in-law Yu Ji doesn''t know brother Yu anymore. Her identity is a student studying dance in the school, so our first task now is to help brother Yu and sister-in-law continue their leading edge. We call this bubble -" I took down my feet and forked my waist to make a concluding statement: "from now on, we will help brother Yu bubble Yu Ji!"