I was thinking about it. The beauty in ancient costume came downstairs with a flush on her face. She gave me a deep gift and said softly and infinitely, "master, I''ve seen the master of fairyland."

    No, it''s definitely the new man led by Liu Laoliu, but what about the old stick? What''s the name of this teacher? Why is he in my toilet? Where''s the steamed stuffed bun?

    I don''t care to ask so many questions. I just feel that where has the name "Shishi" been heard? In a hurry, I forget how to call ancient women, mm? beauty?

    I don''t know which Sutra stopped. I casually said, "what''s your name, little lady?"

    ... then I immediately thought of a person: Gao Yamen with a smiling face, and then I thought of a person of the same Dynasty. I couldn''t help but say, "Li Shishi?"

    Li mm covered his mouth and smiled: "exactly."

    Ah, I''m dying. This smile goes to my bones. It''s worthy of Miss Gan''s birth. Didn''t Guo Degang say that prostitutes are skilled women (no wonder he''s not allowed to go to the Spring Festival Gala), and I don''t know whether Li mm talked about ice fire, mouth explosion and SM in that era

    When Li mm saw me looking at her, he smiled like an idiot, coughed awkwardly and said softly, "thanks to immortal Liu (Liu Laoliu) for leading me to get to the respected place, I have just visited the empress here. I am taken care of by her. I don''t want to be rude to the Lord immortal when I first arrived (blushing when it comes to this). It''s a pity."

    Shit, I''ve been reading "plum in the Golden Vase" since I was 13. I first met Magnolia at the age of 15 and 17... Er, let''s get down to business.

    I smiled and said, "don''t be polite to me. I''m not an immortal. Just call me brother Qiang in the future. Where''s old Liu and your sister-in-law?"

    Li Shishi''s face was full of confusion. I had to say another way: "where are immortal Liu and empress fairy?"

    "Liu Xianren went hunting, and the fairy queen went to court."

    The so-called fairy queen went to court. It is estimated that steamed stuffed bun went to work, but what did Liu Laoliu hunt? Fortunately, she added, "Liu Xianren left in a hurry. He said that a monster called PetroChina was caught."

    Oh, I see. Liu Laoliu was caught buying stocks. It''s time!

    It seems that Liu Laoliu led Mr. Li to me. As a result, steamed stuffed buns were just going to work. Neither of them was free. Steamed stuffed buns were always my friends. It happened that Li mm was in a hurry. Steamed stuffed buns stuffed others into the toilet and ran away. It is estimated that steamed stuffed buns helped lock the lock - those who know me, steamed stuffed buns also.

    I found that I was crossing my legs in the sofa. Li mm stood respectfully there. I almost blurted out: "come on, sing a song for me..." I estimated that song Huizong was not so arrogant B.

    I patted the sofa: "sit down, sister. Come here with me. You''re welcome. This is for your happiness. You can do whatever you want in my territory except murder and arson."

    Mr. Li said excitedly, "so I don''t have to blow the whistle in the future?"

    I sweated and said: "... Of course, you can blow if you want. You can not blow if you don''t want to. Science has proved that it''s not hygienic to use it..."

    Fortunately, Li Shishi didn''t understand what I was talking about. She said, "you know Xiao Guan is wrapped in garlic film. I can''t stand the smell."

    Oh, thought, thought, comrades!

    At this time, Jing Er silly came down from upstairs with his slippers, rubbed his bleary eyes and stretched out his hand to me: "give me money and I''ll buy batteries." Li Shishi politely saluted him. Jing Ke asked foolishly, "new comer?" I hurriedly introduced them. When Li Shishi learned that the person in front of him was Jing Ke, who assassinated the Qin Dynasty, his eyes lit up and bowed deeply: "I didn''t expect to see Jing Zhuang here. It''s really lucky. In the heart of my concubine, the Zhuang is the first hero in ancient and modern times."

    Just listen to the voice of the fat man upstairs: "do you say (what), the crooked TASS (yes) hero is the society (say) hungry and damn pinch?" Yingpang ran downstairs three steps and two steps. He stared at Li Shishi discontentedly. Li Shishi looked at me suspiciously. I had to introduce her: "Qin Shihuang, you''ll be called Yingge in the future."

    Li Shishi was embarrassed for a few seconds, then smiled and said, "saying brother Jing is a hero is praising him for not fearing strong Qin, making a promise of thousands of gold, regardless of personal life and death, and committing risks alone. His majesty is also a hero, unifying China and swallowing mountains and rivers." What a thief!

    Qin Shihuang was happy and said, "you woman strange Club talk. Which country did you come from before? I haven''t seen you hungry." I hurriedly said, "you only have her 1000 years after your death. Her men are with you." Jing Er silly was not interested in their dialogue at all. He also stretched out his hand and said, "give me the money."

    I think I''ve started to get confused. First of all, I didn''t expect Liu Laoliu to go all out to plug me. He''s also changing his gender and crossing the century. It''s hard for me to predict whether the next person to come to me will be Zhao Kuangyin, Nurhachi, or fan Lihua? Wang Baochai?

    I gave Jing Ke two yuan to send him away and said to Qin Shihuang, "take your sister upstairs to play - don''t bully her."

    I said that steamed stuffed bun is actually a very kind person. Although she doesn''t know why Li Shishi walks around the street in an ancient suit, she has prepared a set of her own clothes for her.

    When Li mm went downstairs again, he wore sandals to show his round toes. His slender jeans set off the crazy lines. His upper body was a very playful Hello Ketty half sleeve T-shirt, and then... Jacket bra! The familiar looking bra with lace edge is hooped on Mr. Li, like the sexy Banshee in the poster in the online game. It''s even more like holding a fork.

    My head fell directly on the tea table and bounced several times. I also wondered why the ancients had the habit of wearing underwear outside. Li Shishi''s IQ was at least 150. When she saw my reaction, she turned around and looked at herself and asked, "what''s wrong?"

    I had to buckle my hands on my chest and stammer, "this... Is worn inside."

    Li Shishi took down the bra, studied it suspiciously, and muttered, "no wonder it''s so tight (it seems that she''s one size bigger than steamed stuffed bun)." Then I realized that I was still on the field, "ah", and ran upstairs with a red face.

    I''m really depressed when I''m left alone. First of all, I realize that I have a relationship with Liu Laoliu. I never know if he will appear in the next second and who will follow behind.

    Secondly, it''s hard for me to explain to steamed stuffed bun this time. I haven''t thought of how to introduce Li mm to her. Although she is good to Li, it''s because she has always been like this to outsiders. I even suspect that if someone wants to kill her family, she can smile as long as it''s not me. I have to admit that I sometimes have some dirty ideas about beautiful women, but I promise it''s just ideas. The deterrent power of steamed stuffed bun is like a virus firewall countless times that of Kaspersky, which can strangle my ideas in the cradle. She told me in a very natural and peaceful tone that if I dared to apologize to her, I would immediately become the first modern person qualified to practice sunflower classic. We have reason to believe that she has such ability and confidence.

    The last question is very realistic, that is, how should the five of us sleep at night? Of course, I have the best distribution method: Li mm and I, steamed stuffed bun single room, Jing Er silly and yingpang together.

    But often beauty is a synonym for unreality, I agree.

    The most realistic distribution method is: steamed stuffed bun and Li Shishi sleep in the bedroom. It seems that it doesn''t matter how I sleep with two fools and fat people