Liu Bang may be a little better than him. After all, he was born at the grass-roots level, but I can''t bear to explore what happened to him and why he cultivated such a unique aesthetic concept.

    Jing Ke is said to be quite ambiguous with Princess Yandan. It should be a rumor. Another possibility is that Princess Yandan made a beauty trick at the instigation of Prince Dan. The biggest possibility is that the princess is actually very ugly. She pesters Er Er silly every day. Er silly is forced, so he didn''t wait for the sword God gainie, who has made an appointment to help boxing. He came to Yi Shui, Thinking that he was about to get rid of the entanglement of the princess, he sang excitedly: once the strong man goes, he will never return. The second fool saw me staring at him, turned off the semiconductor and twisted his body uneasily.

    Xiang Yu, the party concerned, is admired by Yu Ji for his bravery in battle. It is the so-called hero and beauty. In fact, women have a natural worship for men who are good at fighting, which is also in line with Darwin''s theory of evolution and the mating principle of nature. Of course, with the impact of the economic tide of reform and opening up, the concept of women has also completely changed. Fortunately, steamed stuffed bun is a traditional person. I conquered her with bricks. That brick patted on others'' heads but in her heart. Later, she told me that she felt that a man who patted people would not be too heartless and simple, but it was not worth advocating.

    Li Shishi... She was soaked by others and can be ignored!

    First of all, I did a simple replay of the event and told Liu Bang and I how we found Yu Ji. Then I said to Xiang Yu, "brother Yu, you should thank Bangzi more for this. If he hadn''t seen his sister-in-law, you wouldn''t want to see her again in your life."

    Xiang Yu looked at Liu Bang and said, "after this, your grievances and resentments will be written off." Liu Bang hurriedly stood up and said with a smile, "it''s so good, so good."

    I said, "let me tell you, Yu Ji''s name is Zhang Bing. In order to make it convenient for us to use this name in the future, we should work together to help brother Yu get things done. Let''s first understand the general situation of Zhang Bing. Cousin, if you know more, you can introduce it."

    "OK," said Li Shishi, standing up with a book in her armpit, like a planning department ol. "Zhang Bing is now a junior student of C University, majoring in dance. According to my observation, her character is'' half bright and half sad ''. She likes reading books at ordinary times. People in the library know her very well."

    I hesitated and said, "let me add, she... She grew up here..." then I saw Xiang Yu immediately. He was unresponsive, frowning and listening carefully to us.

    "Brother Yu, let me ask you a question... If Zhang Bing only remembers that she is Zhang Bing, there is no memory of Yu Ji. Do you still love her?"

    Xiang Yu put his chin on his fist and said naturally, "ah Yu is ah Yu. Whether she remembers or not, I am the same. Even if she becomes a cup and a pair of chopsticks, I love her as much."

    I said tentatively, "have you ever thought that she grew up eating hamburgers? Maybe she''s really not your concubine?" If you want to take medicine, you have to take preventive shots in advance.

    Xiang Yu buried his head and said, "Zhang Bing is ah Yu. I know better than anyone."

    "Wait a minute," Qin Shihuang suddenly said, "crooked (then) is the silk (yes) society (said). There is only one Yu Ji. If you touch oil (not) and meet her, Xiang Yu will drive away and can''t find her at all?"

    Shit, he figured out such a complicated problem.

    I cleared my throat and said, "let''s take this opportunity to explain to you today. This is not a fairyland at all. I''m a man or a god like you. I won''t be able to tell you the age for a while and a half. I''ll explain it to you later."

    Liu Bang looked at the crowd and whispered, "anyway, I already knew."

    I pointed to Jing Ke''s semiconductor and said, "Ke Zi. Throw it away. There are no villains in it."

    Jing Ke hugged the semiconductor in his arms and said, "I''ll take it as if it has."

    As long as I don''t wake up, the world doesn''t exist - the realm of fools is really high.

    I see they don''t seem to be in a lost mood. They should have guessed their situation long ago. After all, except two fools, all present here are people with enough brains.

    I was suddenly moved - they knew I was an ordinary person and were willing to get along with me as a friend, especially Qin Shihuang, who could stand steamed stuffed buns calling him fat.

    It was a bit awkward. Shouldn''t I break this layer of window paper?

    Qin Shihuang patted Jing Ke on the shoulder and said, "don''t you kill hungry?"

    Jing Ke suddenly put his hand into his pocket. I was shocked and said, "Ke Zi, what are you doing?"

    Jing Ke took out 200 yuan from this pocket, put it on the table and said, "this is mine..." then took out the other pocket and said, "this is yours..."

    We didn''t know what he was going to do, but we saw Jing Ke fiddling with the two pieces of money on the table. Finally, we said, "I should have four more. You spent me two."

    Qin Shihuang was embarrassed to scratch his head: "I''ve touched oil (not) when I''m hungry."

    Jing Ke put a piece of money into this pocket: "this is mine." Put the other one in the turned out pocket: "this is yours - you owe me three pieces of money, so I won''t kill you."

    Liu Bang sat next to Qin Shihuang. He wanted to stop talking. Finally, he took out ten old heads from his bag, handed them to yingpang and said, "this is all my money. I give it to you. You don''t have to pay it back." Qin Shihuang said with a smile, "thank you very much." Then put all the money into Jing Ke''s pocket: "this silk (is) hungry drop."

    Jing Ke said discontentedly, "why don''t you pay me back?"

    Win fat man: "hungry without silk (yes) hanging skin. If you pay back your money, you''ll kill hungry pinch."

    I coughed and said, "let''s get down to business, cousin. Do you have anything to add?"

    Li Shishi said, "brother Xiang should know the truth of ''knowing yourself and the enemy is invincible in a hundred battles'' when he leads the army all his life. If you want to win a woman''s favor, you must first understand her hobby -" she put the book in her armpit in front of Xiang Yu. "I found that the book she returned today is this one. You can have a look first."

    When I read the book, the title was "complete works of Anne Baby".

    Xiang Yu picked it up and read suspiciously, "female niyubei King (all) Falcon?"

    I''m very sad. Fortunately, the title of the book is arranged from top to bottom. Otherwise, I don''t know what to read. I took the book away and said, "it''s too late to read this. We''d better think of another way."

    Qin Shihuang asked, "where does the crooked (that) woman''s house play?"

    Liu Bang said excitedly, "yes, yes. Start with my father-in-law first and get twice the result with half the effort. If I hadn''t pleased Lao LV, he wouldn''t have married his daughter to me, I couldn''t get up."

    We looked at Mr. Li together. She said nervously, "I only talked to her a few words. How do you know to go in such detail?"

    I picked a number from my mobile phone and wrote it to her, saying, "this is Wang Jing''s phone, that''s your new little sister. These days, you harass her as long as you''re free. First talk to her about Li Bai, and then talk to her. It''s really not good. I asked Shiqian to follow Zhang Bing."

    Li Shishi wrote down the phone and said, "there is another very useful information. Zhang Bing is now a school flower. Many people chase her. 17 people greet her just a short way from the dormitory to the library." This chick. It seems that you can''t ignore it. You have to be promoted and hired. You have to have girls first to pick up girls. This is also a kind of knowing yourself and the enemy.

    I said seriously, "well, this is a problem. Zhang Bing has a nickname ''Zhang Bancheng''. It means that there are so many people chasing her in half a city." Xiang Yu was furious.

    Jing Ke patted Xiang Yu''s hand and said, "I can help you kill some." Xiang Yu gave him a grateful look.

    My great Khan: "... The people are not afraid of death. How can they be afraid of death? Killing is not the way. Those shrimp soldiers and crabs don''t have to worry. Now the most powerful are a basketball player and their student union chairman - cousin. They also need their information!"

    Mr. Li quickly wrote it down.

    "If necessary, you have to sacrifice your hue to open up a second battlefield and let them be jealous for you. Of course, this is a bad policy based on brother Yu when he can''t resist."

    Li Shishi glared at me and I pretended not to see it. He said with his back: "a great historical sage said that picking up girls is nothing more than five words: ''pan Xian, Deng xiaodonkey'', pan refers to pan an''s appearance. Brother Yu, you are actually very handsome; leisure means that you have spare time, you have; Deng means that you want money, brother, I save money and food to sponsor you; it''s a little difficult when you are young. Brother Yu, your spirit is unparalleled in the world. Will you dress up as a clown for women?"

    "Clown?"

    "Well, it''s your talking puppet. For example, she wants you to learn from a dog. Can you learn?"

    As soon as Xiang Yu patted the table, he shook the cups and lanterns on the table and the book "Wang falcon, a female niyubei man". We all thought he would say "I slapped him." as a result, Xiang Yu blushed and didn''t speak for a long time.

    I hurriedly said, "you don''t have to answer. In fact, your masculinity is also a kind of charm. I don''t think Zhang Bing would like a man who barks like a dog, or she would have followed the president of the student union."

    Xiang Yu asked, "there''s another one. What does'' donkey ''mean?"

    I laughed twice and wanted to expose this article. As a result, when I finished laughing, all the men looked at me eagerly. When I said, I had to laugh twice: "except my cousin, I won''t explain."

    Li Shishi was so ashamed that she wanted to find a place to drill in. Although she had a special background, she was a person of the past. She couldn''t stand it. She suddenly bit Bei''s teeth and said, "which great sage said this?"

    "Er... Kong..." as soon as I saw her look grim and knew that she was a supporter of Confucius, I quickly changed my mouth, "Meng... Sun... Alas, what son said anyway."

    She said with a smile, "is that what the woman said?" Unexpectedly, she really knows Granny Wang.

    I picked up the ashtray and patted it on the table. It was not only louder than Xiang Yu''s, but also had a smoke screen effect. I said loudly, "now that the enemy and I have made it clear, we will enter the stage of strategic deployment. Before that, we have to give a code for our operation. I suggest it be called ''operation to pick up girls''."

    Li Shishi said, "it''s terrible!" After that, she repeated, "it''s terrible!"

    Jing Ke: "beheading!" Qin Shihuang quickly waved his hand: "Bao Luan Society (don''t talk nonsense)

    "That cousin gave us a nice talk."

    Li Shishi said, "anyway, we can''t call it picking girls. Brother Xiang is pursuing that lost love. Let''s call it recalling the passage of time."

    I said, "brother Yu, do you want my sister-in-law to remember you?"

    Xiang Yu said, "of course."

    "Then you can''t just recall and make a sweet point."

    Li Shishi: "through your black hair, my hand?"

    "... is this the first form of eighteen touch?"

    Then the floor rang. As soon as I heard someone come in, I knew it was steamed stuffed bun. She had the key.

    Sure enough, the steamed stuffed bun went upstairs, ate a mung bean popsicle and carried a plastic bag in his hand. She looked at us, changed her shoes and said, "what are you doing in the house with the door locked in the daytime?"

    We are seriously discussing the code of the operation. When we see her back, no one says hello and looks at her without talking.

    Steamed stuffed bun kicked a leather shoe on the shoe rack, sneaked his toes into the slippers, looked at us again, and found something wrong. He shouted, "Hey, what are you doing?"

    The steamed stuffed bun is powerful. Qin Shihuang, Jing Ke and Liu Bang said in unison, "pick up girls -"

    "Hey?" As soon as the steamed stuffed bun heard it, he quickly threw the other shoe directly and ran over happily with his slippers: "who?"

    "Big man." I told her.

    The steamed stuffed bun spread the plastic bag on the table: "take one by one and put the rest in the refrigerator." She picked up Mr. Li''s little book, looked at it and said, "what are you writing?"

    We each picked up a popsicle and ate it. Liu Bang said, "I eat mung beans, too." Qin Shihuang took one for Xiang Yu and said, "here is a drop of cream."

    There was a clatter of popsicles in the room. Steamed stuffed bun looked left and right and asked us inexplicably, "what girl do you want? Do you have a picture?"

    I said, "no photos, C students. Dancing ground."

    Steamed stuffed bun asked Xiang Yu, "how do you ''put'' it on the ground? Is it beautiful?"

    I put her on the stool and said, "don''t ask. You just need to know that you can''t live without her. Help give advice and say less if it''s useless."

    Except for her, the rest of us ate popsicles in silence, looking worried, and baozi realized that the situation was serious. She moved the bench forward: "how old is the girl and where is her home?"

    Miss Li gave her a make-up lesson: "the junior student''s home is local and his name is Zhang Bing."

    "I calculate, junior students, that is, they are twenty-two or three years old. They should find someone as soon as they graduate. You have a door, big man. What do parents do, you know?"

    Li Shishi shook his head: "we''re going to check."

    "Well, I have to hurry. Girls at this age usually keep a close watch at home. As long as their parents agree, it will become more than half."

    Liu Bangli Ma said, "look, it''s the same as I thought?"

    I gave him a hard look. With the black widow, she was also very picky about steamed stuffed buns, and then said to Mr. Li, "bring the investigation of Zhang Bing''s background to the forefront." Li Shiji.

    Steamed stuffed bun asked Xiang Yu, "how old are you?"

    "30, why?"

    Steamed stuffed bun smacked his mouth and said, "if you want to say that the men in bensan are reliable, but the girls still in school must look forward to romantic love. They generally don''t like too much older than themselves." I saw Liu Bang come up to Qin Shihuang''s ear and say, "I had a 14-year-old concubine when I was 40." Qin Shihuang whispered, "I still have two 13 places."

    The steamed stuffed bun said, "again, why do you love her so much? Love at first sight? Don''t tell me she looks like your former girlfriend. I won''t listen to such nonsense."

    We all stared at her with murderous eyes, didn''t speak, and bit the popsicle: click, click.

    Steamed stuffed bun continued to say carelessly, "also, shave your beard, listen to Jay Chou more, learn some Internet language, it''s nothing to be older, don''t let others feel that there is a generation gap with you."

    We looked at her and bit the popsicle: click, click.

    Steamed stuffed bun: "also, you hurry to find a job. The little girl''s parents ask you what you do. What do you say? Don''t you know how to drive? You earn a lot for driving people for a month. Look at Xiao Wang next door, deliver goods to the supermarket..."

    We: click, click.

    Steamed stuffed bun and popsicle. Throw the stick "PIU" into the ashtray and say, "I''ll cook."

    After she left, I think the steamed stuffed bun is quite reasonable. At least Xiang Yu should dress up. Now he can''t see his stubble.

    I lowered my voice and said, "now the girls'' action team begins to assign tasks..."

    Li Shishi wrinkled his nose and said, "who agreed to ask for girls?"

    I said solemnly, "Comrade Li Shishi! At this critical juncture, please don''t tangle with me on such a small section."

    "Cut." Li Shishi stopped talking.

    I gave her a smile and said, "cousin, you have to go out in person to investigate all the background of Zhang Bingdi, and you''d better get in touch with her directly to cheat her trust."

    Liu Bang nodded and said, "the army has not done, the intelligence is wise, and Han Xin has done the same."

    "Bangzi, you want to help us do some peripheral things. What car does Feng Feng drive?"

    "No, she said it wasn''t a good car."

    "What is the logo like?"

    "I''ll draw it for you." Liu Bang took Mr. Li''s pen and paper and drew two vertical bars with a horizontal bar in the middle. It''s an "H", I said, "oblique or straight?"

    "... it seems to be inclined and positive."

    Nonsense, either Honda or Hyundai, it''s OK.

    I said to him, "can I borrow it for two days?"

    Liu Bang said in embarrassment, "you know, I haven''t known her very well."

    "Fart! If you''re not too familiar, move the box together?"

    Although Xiang Yu didn''t know what I wanted the car for, he knew I was always useful. He told Liu Bang, "I owe you a favor."

    Liu Bang sighed, "all right, put it on me. Who makes me owe you."

    I patted Qin Shihuang on the shoulder: "brother Ying. Can I use the digital camera?" From Jin Shaoyan.

    "Good morning."

    "Tomorrow, you follow the teacher to Zhang Bing. They will watch downstairs and take some photos. By the way, take some photos of the overall layout of their school. Ke Zi - you stay with brother Ying and help him buy food."

    I arranged it properly and walked around the place proudly. Suddenly, they asked me together, "what are you doing?"

    "After dinner, I took brother Yu to buy clothes." Cut, I knew they were going to ask this sentence since I lived with me. Look at their emperors one by one. They are not like emperors. Heroes are not like heroes. They always take the heart of villains to spend the belly of villains. It''s true that those who are close to Zhu are red and those who are close to ink are black! Er, it should be said that there are no weak soldiers under the strong general.

    I saw that they were speechless and said proudly, "comrades, this time we are short of time and urgent tasks. We must work together to make a city. Don''t be like individual female comrades. Try to haggle over trivial things." I put my foot on the chair again and said in the voice of the landlord bully. "Otherwise, don''t blame my team leader for criticizing you."

    Master Li smiled and shouted, "cousin, cousin bullied me."

    Steamed stuffed bun came out of the kitchen with scallions. I was standing proudly on the stool. She pointed at the table with scallions and said, "climb higher, climb higher."

    My nose didn''t come down without eyes. Li Shishi then said, "my cousin has to be the leader of the girl picking group. I don''t know what it means to say that I repay the society today and the society will repay me tomorrow."

    "I didn''t say that, everyone testify!"

    Everyone has nothing to do with themselves. They eat popsicles: click, click. Grandma''s Xiang Yu doesn''t even help me. They eat popsicles and bite them there: click, click. Steamed stuffed bun looked at me with a smile

    Fortunately, I responded quickly and enthusiastically took the lead in clapping and saying, "welcome our team leader steamed stuffed bun to say a few words to all of us."

    Steamed stuffed buns are popular and everyone applauds.

    Steamed stuffed bun peeled onions and said, "if you really like people, little girl, I don''t mind if you help give advice, but don''t be bad hearted. Especially for Qiangzi, you should selectively refer to and report without choice. My cousin will be the deputy team leader in the future. Help me supervise them. OK, I''ll cook."

    Everyone applauded warmly. I made a ferocious expression at Mr. Li. She tried to shout, and I hurried to beg for mercy.

    After laughing, Xiang Yu was not so nervous. I motioned them to put their heads together and said, "after dinner, except brother Ying, make preparations today, others can take action."