I hurriedly said, "I''ll call brother Ying later."

    Qin Shihuang said with a smile, "it''s all right, it''s all right." Then he picked it with a toothpick and said, "steamed stuffed bun wants silk (yes) to go to the hungry bowl (mine), and make an exception to seal you king Zheng."

    I said, "I''m already king of Qi and king of Wei. With steamed stuffed buns, we''re half the country. Aren''t you afraid we''ll work together against you?"

    Qin Shihuang suddenly said, "yes, I''m hungry. What''s the end of Qin?"

    Liu bangton was very nervous and I was speechless. Steamed stuffed bun knocked on the peanuts plate with chopsticks: "have a meal and talk about your game later."

    After dinner, we acted according to the plan. Xiang Yu and I came out. While driving the door, he said, "let''s go directly to Futai road?"

    "Let''s... Go there first." I wanted to lead him directly to "CUHK international". I didn''t want to save money when I went to Futai Road, but I suddenly thought that if I wanted to dress Xiang Yu as a 20-year-old boy, I had to use a lot of props, and these messy things were only available in Futai road. You can''t expect clothes bought in a place where socks are sold for more than 300 to look young.

    We parked at Futai intersection. I led him to a sports clothing monopoly. As soon as we entered the door, we picked up a Baotou and threw it into Xiang Yu''s arms: "put it on."

    Seeing the price, the boss didn''t ask. Knowing that it was a big customer, he hurried out from behind the counter. The cat waist smiled and asked me, "if you need anything, just make a noise. I can''t find all the goods outside."

    I pointed to Xiang Yu with a cigarette in my mouth and said to him, "as long as you dress my friend up ten years younger, the price is easy to say. In my opinion, I want to dress him up as a rapper."

    The boss looked at Xiang Yu with his chin, patted his forehead and said, "it''s absolutely suitable for rap style."

    I spit out a cigarette: "then you look at it. Do you have one of his size?"

    The boss got into the counter and said, "you''re lucky. I just got a batch of American goods. The niggers are definitely big enough."

    I smiled: "don''t talk nonsense. You''re not a sex shop."

    The boss smiled and proposed an oversized T-shirt with an 18th century European general printed on it: "Napoleon, OK?"

    Xiang Yu asked, "who is Napoleon?"

    "The French version of you." I said to my boss, "it''s unlucky to change one."

    The boss put forward another one to swing at me, which made me angry and said, "let you change it. Look for yourself!"

    The boss saw that it was Saddam Hussein. He put it away with embarrassment. This time, he picked it first, put forward a print of bin Laden''s head and said, "is this OK?"

    "I said, do you have anything that is not politically sensitive, Fan Wei''s?"

    "This... You can make it to order."

    I pulled him apart and turned it over myself. Finally, I picked out a milky white one with a bat on the back. Throw it to Xiang Yu: "put it on."

    "Pants, what do you see fit?" I asked the boss.

    The boss held out a curtain and said, "this is the best I have treasured for a long time. My wife made it by herself. I''m going to give it to Yao Ming. Since you need it, give it to you first."

    "Let you get your pants. What are you doing with the curtains?"

    The boss shook the curtain open. I found that it was actually a pair of bloomers. He held the waist parallel to his head, and the trouser legs fell to the ground.

    I excitedly grabbed it and compared it with Xiang Yu''s waist. It was just good. I said, "just put it on. Don''t change it."

    Xiang Yu changed his pants and I continued to look around. Because his feet were too big to buy shoes, he only had a pair of sneakers to wear when he went out. He usually wore drag boards at home. The boss soon understood what I meant. He said, "shoes are really hard to match." I saw a pair of sailboat like shoes in his cupboard. This is the advertising idea of a sports shoe. There is a flying blanket under the sailboat, which means "flying feeling". I said, "give it to me."

    The boss said bitterly, "it''s OK for you. You have to buy a flying carpet."

    Wait until Xiang Yu is dressed up. He is wearing a headscarf and a white Batman. Below is a pair of white smooth curtain bloomers. Step on medieval Arab sailing shoes. But it''s awkward. Why don''t you look like a rapper at all? What I want is to be as youthful as Wang Jing and them. But why is Xiang Yu so dressed up like a railway guerrilla?

    My boss and I stood side by side and looked at each other. I asked him, "do you feel uncomfortable?"

    The boss can say heartlessly, "it''s awkward!"

    I said, "there seems to be something wrong."

    The boss slapped: "chain, lack of chain, how can rappers not wear chain?"

    I also immediately woke up: "yes, do you have it?"

    "Opposite, it''s all a mess of little things."

    I paid the money and took Xiang Yu to the opposite side. There were many people here. They were young Xiha people. They were picking through the necklaces and rings in the paper box. I said to the female boss, "do you have a chain, the one around your neck?"

    The female boss pointed out a wall to me. I saw it all. I casually carried several on Xiang Yu''s neck, but his big body didn''t coordinate with those small chains. I searched around and saw a thick gold chain piled in the corner of the counter. I took it up and hung it for Xiang Yu. It looked much better. I asked the female boss, "how much is this?"

    The female boss looked embarrassed and hesitated for a long time.

    I said, "don''t be embarrassed. Money is not a problem."

    The female boss said, "it''s nothing if you don''t have money. What can I tie the dog with if you buy it?" Shit, it''s a dog chain. Xiang Yu was about to pull down as soon as he heard it. I quickly grabbed him and said, "brother Yu, you''ll be wronged for your sister-in-law." He''s not moving now.

    I looked at Xiang Yu again. With this dog chain, it really meant a bit of a rapper, but it still looked a little plain. I brought two boxes and put all the bits and pieces inside on Xiang Yu, ten stone rings and two bracelets. Then he pulled out a huge ring and stuck it in Xiang Yu''s ear. The female boss said sadly, "you are designed to make life inconvenient for me - that''s the door handle of my cabinet."

    Finally, I picked up one of the largest earrings. When the nose ring was stuck on Xiang Yu''s nose, I stepped back and took a look. Xiang Yu was pedaling lantern pants, carrying a copper-plated chain, and hanging a door handle on his ear. He escaped the illegitimate son of an oil king in the Arab world.

    I said, "let''s do it first. After all, my sister-in-law studies dance now. Maybe it''s just in line with her Aesthetics - the boss checks out."

    We finished our work and walked back. Just at the intersection of Futai, a drunkard came across with a wine bottle. He stumbled at his feet and broke the wine bottle. Then he looked up and saw Xiang Yu. He fell on his knees and said with tears: "you are Aladdin''s magic lamp. Why are you sealed in the wine bottle?"

    I was so excited that I took Xiang Yu and left. The drunkard shouted behind, "Hey, you haven''t met my three requirements yet -"

    Back in the car, I sighed and said, "brother Yu. It seems that rappers are not suitable for you. Throw away all the garbage."

    Xiang Yu picked up the bits and pieces on his head and said, "where are we going?"

    "Let me drive. Let''s find a hair salon to clean up for you first."

    Now I find that it is no less difficult to dress Xiang Yu as a 20-year-old junior than to refit Geely into a BMW. The appearance is not difficult. The difficulty is to let Geely run 300 miles. Xiang Yu''s deep temperament can''t be hidden, and he doesn''t want to hide it.

    I drove around aimlessly. When I passed a dark street, the ladies in the shampoo rooms on both sides flirted with us behind the vaguely lit glass doors. Some lengding lifted the miniskirt on the navel to reveal all kinds of rich households. Xiang Yu realized that he still knew the word "hairdressing" and asked me, "why don''t we do it here?"

    "Do it?" I looked at him with a smile. Xiang Yu glanced at the ladies and immediately understood what this was. He said, "let''s go."

    I said: "brother Yu, there''s a saying called Hero''s true colors. Heroes should have colors. In fact, it''s nothing to ''get'' them."

    Xiang Yu glanced at me and said, "do you understand that?"

    "Don''t be so serious. How can you pick up girls with an old face?"

    At this time, I finally found a row of decent beauty centers in bright places. I am not confused by the brands of "hair design room" and "image design studio". Put the car on the semi linkage and search slowly, and then stop at the door of the so and so hair salon where the family is noisy. Xiang Yu asked, "why do you choose people with many families? Isn''t it good to go next to them?"

    "You don''t understand. Cutting hair is to find a place where people get together."

    After we went in, the receptionist dressed like a little nurse said politely, "Hello, sir. Hairdresser No. 8 is at your service."

    No. 8 hairdresser is a little rough beauty. She meets Xiang Yu in front of the lift chair. Xiang Yu sits on the chair with a "quack" and the lift rod of the chair trips. In the future, the chair can only be used as a bench.

    I sat in the middle of a group of women waiting. They drilled under the octopus like machine, wrapped their heads for ion ironing, and had a beauty magazine in their hands. I had to observe the rough beauty when I was bored. As a result, I saw that she was not a rough beauty, but a beautiful man when she bent down. I''m more satisfied. Generally, such hairdressers are good.

    I told fake man No. 8 to be more energetic. He really didn''t disappoint me. He played with a pair of scissors like a performer on the overpass. Xiang Yu''s half long hair was combed in his hand, like a major in an arcade, and then collapsed like Hu Hansan. After it was shaped, it was marked with miles. Xiang Yu has swept away his depression, The fake man asked, "do you shave off your beard or trim it?"

    I asked, "what do you think?"

    The fake man said softly, "man, grow a beard." He also touched his smooth chin.

    "... then trim it."

    I noticed that the goose bumps on Xiang Yu''s neck appeared one after another like the wheat waves in autumn.

    The last checkout cost 240 yuan, 40 yuan for a haircut and 200 yuan for a chair. I lost 250 yuan on the counter and said I didn''t have to find it.

    Looking at Xiang Yu, he really has a lot of spirit. His eyebrows like a watermelon knife have been carefully repaired. His thick black hair pointed to the sky, his messy beard also became a mature and stable moustache, coupled with his excited and melancholy eyes, he looked like a strange man who had experienced vicissitudes.

    It''s amazing to be a duck! I thought jealously.

    "Where are we going now?"

    "CUHK international."

    In the car, Xiang Yu pulled his hair and said, "what do they do for me?"

    When we got to the place, we encountered the same embarrassment as last time in Caesar, in the luxurious parking lot of CUHK international. Our car is not even worth a wheel, or even a piece of clothes for people in and out.

    Fortunately, my wallet is bulging. I decided to pack Xiang Yu at all costs. When we went in, we found that it sold perfume on the first floor. The famous brand perfume sold on the ounces lay quietly in the counter. Those more expensive ones were embedded in the crystal like coffin in the center of the hall, and were hit by a warm colored lamp. The color was very special. It could be imagined that they were smeared on the veins of women and slowly evaporated. Even the male skunk would fall in love with her without hesitation.

    It''s actually my first time here. I mentioned 300 yuan socks many times because I could only afford socks here before.

    On the second floor is the suit monopoly. I met the familiar Shanshan, Romon, annunciator and the legendary Zegna and boss, many of whom I don''t know. But there should be no ordinary people here. These clothes are like life, standing aloft and watching coldly, although it is impossible for a man not to have a suit in his life. But most men can''t afford the suits here. I couldn''t afford them before.

    Miss shopping guide asked me, "does Mr. have his favorite brand?"

    I said, "no matter what brand, I hope it will be worn on my friend. You want to marry him as soon as you see it."

    The shopping guide smiled like a flower. She looked at Xiang Yu and suddenly said with a little worry: "I''m afraid it''s difficult for us to have clothes suitable for this gentleman''s number."

    "What do you mean?"

    The young lady picked up a red bean and compared it with Xiang Yu. It was similar to wearing Xiang Yu. The young lady picked up another Chinese. "This is probably the biggest one," he said As soon as I glanced at the code on the collar, a row XL, Xiang Yu put it on like wearing a diving suit, which was one size bigger after he supported it.

    The shopping guide said in embarrassment, "we have received people of your height before. This one is just right. Maybe your shoulders are too wide."

    I said discontentedly, "what do you mean, don''t let broad-minded men get rich?"

    The shopping guide put away her clothes, waved her hand and said, "I''m sorry, there''s nothing we can do. I''ll give you an extra suggestion. The clothing store opposite the stadium may have something suitable for your friend. Even if it''s not available for the time being, it can be customized."

    I immediately took Xiang Yu and left. Because I immediately thought of going to the stadium. I could not only buy clothes, but also see Zhang Shun and them by the way.

    I asked Xiang Yu to drive and call Ni Siyu myself. Ni Siyu said she was going to train with Zhang Shun. When I looked at my watch, it was 8:50. She told me to go directly to the gym to find the swimming team. She would say hello to the guard.

    Then we went all the way into the stadium. As soon as the guard heard that we were looking for the swimming team, Xiang Yu immediately released it. While running with me, Xiang Yu asked, "where are you going?"

    "Take you to see a little beauty without clothes."

    Xiang Yu hesitated for a moment. Knowing that I talked like farting, he ran again.

    According to the guard''s instructions, I found the swimming pool. When I pushed the door, I saw Ni Siyu with her hands tied back, but with a smile, she was still wearing her black bathing suit - the Ruan brothers may have been used to it. She stood by the pool and was saying something to Zhang Shun intimately. She should be coquetting with her master. Zhang Shun first slapped her on the back of the head, and then pushed her into the water.

    This is probably a little game between their teachers and disciples.

    However, Xiang Yu, who came in from behind, only saw Zhang Shun push a girl with her hands tied back into the water. He shouted angrily, "stop!" Ni Siyu ran over, but Ni Siyu had disappeared into the water.

    Xiang Yu pointed to Zhang Shun and scolded, "thieves dare you!" The Pu fan patted Zhang Shun with his big hand.

    Zhang Shun backed away and scolded, "which bird are you?"

    Ruan Xiaoer beside Zhang Shun was already on his body. Xiang Yu dodged his punch and swept his elbow on his shoulder. Ruan Xiaoer gave a "ouch" and stumbled out. Zhang Shun punched Xiang Yu in the face and swept his legs. Xiang Yu grabbed his fist and let him sweep his footwall, but the tattoo didn''t move. Instead, Zhang Shun jumped and shouted pain, Xiang Yu picked him up obliquely and shouted, "I''ll chop you!"

    I shouted, "no price, it''s a friend!"

    Xiang Yu heard that his shoulders shook and put Zhang Shunding in the water. Ruan Xiaowu kicked Zhang Shunding regardless of three, seven, twenty-one flying feet. Xiang Yu laughed, grabbed his feet and was about to fall to the ground. I shouted again, "brother Yu, show mercy."

    Xiang Yu threw Ruan Xiaowu into the water, then squatted down and looked for Ni Siyu with concern, turning a blind eye to Ruan Xiaoer.

    It was only in the blink of an eye that they fought. At this time, I ran over and grabbed Ruan Xiaoer. Zhang Shun floated in the water and said, "big man, you have a seed to come down." It was the same thing that excited Li Kui. No matter what he shouted, Xiang Yu looked into the pool for a while. Then he stood up and sighed, "I''m afraid the girl is unlucky." He glared at Ruan Xiaoer and said, "why did you hurt her?"

    Ruan Xiaoer did not show weakness and scolded, "it''s none of your business!" Xiang Yu crossed his hands and walked a few steps forward to fight. At this time, Ni Siyu showed his head from the "wave" in the water, giggled and laughed. The rope in her hand had been untied. She said curiously, "master, how did you come down?" Then he saw me and smiled like a silver bell: "Xiaoqiang."

    I scolded: "dead girl, no big or small, come up quickly."

    Xiang Yu was stunned and said, "she''s not dead?"

    I flushed the people in the water and shouted, "it''s a misunderstanding. Let''s all come up."

    Five minutes later, the natatorium was full of hearty laughter. The misunderstanding was solved. Zhang Shun heard that Xiang Yu thought Ni Siyu was dead. He gave her another brain collapse and said with a smile: "it''s not easy to drown this girl now."

    Ruan Xiaowu admired Xiang Yu''s boxing and asked, "haven''t you asked the name of a hero yet?"

    Xiang Yu said with a smile, "it''s good to say, Xiang Yu."

    The three heroes looked at each other and said, "overlord of Western Chu?"

    Xiang Yu: "exactly."

    I hurriedly pushed Ni Siyu away and said, "go and change your clothes. We have something to do later."

    Zhang Shun lost his color and said, "no wonder it''s so good. It turned out to be brother Xiang."

    Ruan Xiaoer grabbed the wine jar next to him and drank a big mouthful: "happy, I actually had a fight with the overlord of Chu today."

    Ruan Xiaowu grabbed the drink: "although he lost."

    Zhang Shun took a drink and said, "but he didn''t lose Liangshan''s face."

    I''m really good at finding a place. One of the three beaters has been thrown everywhere. I haven''t lost face yet.

    Xiang Yu took the wine jar, drank it up and wiped his mouth. Everyone was waiting for him to say something. He said, "go and buy a suit with me."