The First Chaos In History
Chapter 82
Ruan Xiaowu changed his clothes and said, "it''s a pity that he didn''t pull brother Xiang into the water today, otherwise we can ''sincerely'' meet."
Ruan Xiaoer said, "can brother Xiang swim?"
Zhang Shun glared at him and said, "brother Xiang won''t be trapped in Wujiang if he can swim."
I couldn''t help but say, "hurry up. Don''t mention which pot doesn''t open."
We came to the stadium. Ni Siyu had been waiting there. She was wearing a playful little floral skirt with a bulging chest. She looked petite, cute and energetic. I found that she was much happier than before. She looked up at Xiang Yu and exclaimed, "ah, you are so tall. I''ll call you big brother in the future."
Her words reminded me of Guo Xiang. Yang Guo had been waiting for Little Dragon Girl for 16 years, but Xiang Yu had been waiting for Yu Ji for 2000 years. I carried Xiang Yu and said, "in the future, your online name will be ''dare to laugh at Yang Guo, not infatuated''."
Xiang Yuqi said, "who is Yang Guo?" He strode, Ni Siyu followed closely, and it was obvious that his legs were not sharp.
I whispered, "brother Yu, go slowly."
Xiang Yu also found Ni Siyu''s walking posture very awkward and asked, "what''s wrong with your leg?"
I coughed.
Ni Siyu didn''t care and said, "yes, I got sick from childhood."
Xiang Yu gave a sound, and his steps were not slow at all. He said, "before, a small soldier under my account also had a sick leg. Once we fought, his sick leg was interrupted by the enemy. It will be better after we catch it - do you want to try?"
Ni Siyu was surprised and said, "is there really such a thing?" She has been staring at Xiang Yu curiously since we came out. Now she walks obliquely and still looks at her "big brother" from time to time.
Xiang Yu naturally said: "In fact, it''s a good thing that people have some problems. At that time, we couldn''t eat well and sleep well. We fought with people every day. Over time, you will find that the thinnest or disabled people in the past often lived to the end, because they knew that they couldn''t succeed and they would have to die if they didn''t work hard to become stronger. After a few years of war, these guys became officers one by one and killed people quickly." Zhang Shun and the Ruan brothers nodded again and again.
Although Ni Siyu couldn''t understand what he was talking about, she was thoughtful. She smiled and said, "big brother, next time you come to see me swim, I''ll catch live fish in the water. None of those people in my father''s team can do it."
I finally know what those two live fish are for.
Soon Ni Siyu slipped to me. Whispered: "big brother is an underworld?"
I told her, "big brother is blowing cattle B."
We walked across the stadium and visited several sports franchises. Where is the place to sell suits? I suddenly realized that we were cheated by the shopping guide? Where basketball and volleyball are sold, have you seen anyone selling suits?
Ni Siyu heard that we were going to buy suits and said loudly, "why didn''t you say earlier that the store isn''t here." She led us left and right into an alley. When I entered a tailor''s shop, the tailor looked like a southerner, knew Ni Siyu and greeted her warmly. Then he took a look at Xiang Yu. He said with a smile, "is it custom-made suits again?"
When I saw that his coat hanger was full of straight suits, which were generally much larger than ordinary suits. It seemed that he received those tall sports students. I asked him, "do you have ready-made ones? We need them urgently."
The tailor said in embarrassment, "those who come here are custom-made. You must have bought them in the monopoly. What else do you want me to do?"
Xiang Yu fished a coat from the highest shelf and compared it with him. Then he stretched out his hand and put it on his body. We were surprised to find that this one was just right.
The tailor hurriedly said, "that one was ordered by others, and I did it."
Xiang Yu didn''t listen. He stretched out his hand and said, "where are the pants?"
The tailor said anxiously, "didn''t I tell you, it was decided by others."
Ruan Xiaoer said, "I think it''s always here. You want to raise the price before you deliberately say so."
The tailor smiled and said, "brother, I have nothing to do. What''s this big suit for here to sell as a sleeved cloak?"
I know what he said is probably true. Asked him, "when does the person who ordered the clothes want it?"
"Tomorrow."
"What a coincidence?"
"That''s right. That''s why I hung it up. If you don''t believe it, he put me a whole set of shirts and shoes."
Ruan Xiaowu grabbed his shirt and shoes, handed them to Xiang Yu and said, "then we''ll run away."
The tailor quickly cried and said, "the man really comes to pick it up tomorrow. What do you want me to do?"
I asked him, "how long will it take you to make such a suit?"
The tailor looked at my softest heart and said sadly, "it will take at least a week."
I said, "then you just let him pick it up in a week, don''t you, dead eye."
The tailor realized that I was the worst among these people. If others want to rob me, I have a clear word. I was fooling around and shameless. He turned and asked Ni Siyu, "are these your friends?"
No, it''s too much for Ni Siyu to say that it''s not good to know us.
The little girl was clever: "no, I don''t know them."
The tailor sat down on the ground. Zhang Shun said, "be happy and take out your pants."
The tailor got up, took out his trousers and smiled bitterly, "just give it to you. It''s anyway." Xiang Yu carried a pile of things into the inner room to change.
I put 2000 yuan on the table and asked the tailor, "is that enough?"
The tailor took a look and said, "the money is enough, but don''t you think about the people who can hold up this dress? Can I afford it?"
Zhang Shun said, "then just tell him you were robbed."
Tailor: "then he has to believe it. Haven''t you heard that big men have great wisdom?"
I said, "let''s do you a favor. He may believe you who copied in a mess."
The tailor quickly waved his hand: "I''m afraid of you. When the big brother inside changes his clothes, you should go quickly."
At this time, as soon as the inner door opened, Xiang Yu came out. He grabbed the lower corner of his clothes unnaturally and asked timidly, "can this be done?"
We were stunned.
Standing in front of us is a handsome and heroic man. His straight suit hooks his wide shoulders and thick back, and his waist and abdomen suddenly retract, indicating that he has good living habits and strong physique. Without a tie, he shows a bit of uninhibited and open-minded, coupled with Xiang Yu''s iron sideburns and deep eyes. At this time, he is more like a hero.
Ni Siyu covered his mouth for a long time, and finally said, "big brother, you are so handsome."
Zhang Shun and the Ruan brothers looked at Xiang Yu with their cheeks and said, "it seems that we should do the same."
I took a look at their big pants and small vests and said, "forget it, you still have a bit of bandit temperament. When you put on a suit, you''re on the ground."
The tailor nodded and said, "this suit looks really good on you. If you are willing to leave a deposit, I can make another suit for you."
I took out the money and said, "don''t do one. Four more sets according to the season. This is the deposit."
When we go out. Ni Siyu asked, "where are we going now?"
Zhang Shun said, "it''s not us, it''s us. You should go home, or your father should talk about you again."
Ni Siyu looked at his watch and said, "it''s still early. Besides, my father is very relieved that I am with three masters."
I said, "you are definitely not your father''s own. I want to have such a beautiful girl. All male animals should keep a distance of more than ten feet, otherwise they will be served by bricks." I suddenly realized the happiness of his father: how easy it is. Don''t worry that men are greedy for their daughter''s beauty and play with her feelings. According to genetics, I want to have a daughter with baozi. I also have 50% worry free capital, but if that daughter looks like me, I should worry again: I''m sure I can''t get married.
Ni Siyu coquettishly said, "I''ll follow you."
Zhang Shun said, "we''re going to take a bath!"
Ni Siyu: "let me help you look at your clothes."
Ruan Xiaoer said, "we''re going to visit brothels!" But I don''t believe his words. How can anyone say so seriously about wandering the brothel? The correct way to say it should be to say, "we''re going to wash our hair..."
I raised a palm to frighten her: "go, don''t go and spank you again." Then I really took a look at her little ass. it''s warped and elastic. It must be very good. Maybe you can break your hand back?
Ni Siyu ran to Xiang Yu with a smile, took his arm and said, "big brother, Xiaoqiang bullied me." Xiang Yu drew his arm back and said, "he dare not."
I pointed to her and said, "don''t take advantage of your big brother. He has a master of the grass."
"Ah, is she beautiful?" Ni Siyu asked Xiang Yu this sentence.
I said first, "why don''t you ask? Sister-in-law, it''s a beautiful woman with great charm. It''s not like you, silly girl."
At this time, Ruan Xiaowu finally thought of the killer mace. He said to Ni Siyu, "we''re going to drink. Do you dare to go?"
Unexpectedly, Ni Siyu said excitedly, "OK, OK, just drink the one you drank last time."
Since I can''t shake this little tail. We had to take her and drive straight against time.
Sanxiong saw Zhu GUI and Du Xing and made out. Zhang Qing and Yang Zhi went out again. Because Ni Siyu was there, I didn''t introduce him formally. Xiang Yu asked him, "is there a box?"
Zhu GUI took us to a small bag, brought several jars of "five-star juniper" and went to work again.
As soon as Xiang Yu entered the box, he took off his coat. His massive muscles crushed his shirt tightly, which was overwhelming. Ni Siyu said admiringly, "big brother, how do you practice?"
I slapped her and said, "what are you asking? Do you want to practice like this?" Ni Siyu stared at me, and his face was slightly red. Because of her presence, the heroes can''t say much, so they can only chat with Xiang Yu.
I glanced at Ni Siyu, and then gave Zhang shun a wink. Zhang Shun understood, poured the wine, and said with a smile, "light rain, I''ve learned from my master these days. Do you feel any progress?"
Ni Siyu said, "it''s not just there. It''s fast. Now even my father envies me."
Zhang Shun picked up the wine and said, "well, let''s do a bowl just for your academic success."
Ni Siyu touched him and drank it all. Zhang Shun sat down and touched Ruan Xiaoer with his elbow. Ruan Xiaoer immediately stood up. Said, "the two masters also respect you."
Ni Siyu smiled and worked to the end. Her face was not red or white. When did the girl drink so well? It must have been nurtured by bandits.
Ruan Xiaowu didn''t need to be signaled by others. As soon as he stood up with the bowl, Ni Siyu said, "I respect the fifth master."
Zhang Shun immediately found youtou and said, "why did I and master two honor you in the first two bowls, and master five become you honor him when it''s his turn?"
Ni Siyu also saluted Zhang Shun and Ruan Xiaoer without frowning. Now there is a sign of falling down. I winked at Xiang Yu. Xiang Yu had to pick up a bowl of wine, thought for a long time and said, "come on, drink." Everyone was dizzy.
Ni Siyu finished the last bowl with a red face, slapped the table and stood up. He said with great pride: "I must win the championship!" Ruan Xiaowu shook his head slightly and had supported his arm behind her. The next second, Ni Siyu was really soft in Ruan Xiaowu''s arms. Ruan Xiaowu took her to the sofa and put her away. Put a dress on her, then sit back and say happily, "come on, let''s talk about ours."
I pointed to them and said indignantly, "you are so unkind!"
They shouted in unison, "get out!"
Zhang Shun took the wine and said, "brother Xiang, although some people call us grass bandits, they admire the hero most. Among my predecessors, the one I admire most is you. The other is Guan Yu and second master Guan."
Xiang Yu said, "who is Guan Yu?"
Ruan Xiaoer didn''t understand the situation yet. He said in surprise, "brother Xiang doesn''t even know the second master Guan?"
I said, "nonsense, don''t you know Li Chuang Wang and Hong Xiuquan? Do you know who Lei Feng is?"
Ruan Xiaowu: "who is Lei Feng?"
I waved my hand depressed: "we only talk about predecessors, only predecessors."
After drinking a bowl of wine, Zhang Shun wiped his mouth and said, "brother Xiang, tell us how you fought in those years?"
Xiang Yu said faintly, "there''s nothing to say. I''ll wait for the other party''s platoon to finish. Shout to kill. Rush up first, and my horse will be fast. When the other party''s camp is in chaos, my people catch up to hide their anger, and then win. The rest is to clean the battlefield, and I''ll go back to drink alone."
Zhang Shun was stunned. After a long time, Ruan Xiaoer took a big drink and praised: "it''s really a hero!" Ruan Xiaowu said, "brother Xiang is worthy of eternal Zhang Shun. They didn''t think so. They smiled and said," we Jianghu children live for pleasure. Brother Xiang, drink! "
Bah, who is a living bandit with your Jianghu children.
I carefully told Xiang Yu, "when did your mentality begin to change?" Before he could speak, I patted my thigh and said, "you and your sister-in-law have a great understanding as soon as you separate, right? It seems that brother Yu, you are also a person with wisdom. It''s better to call monk Zhishen in the future."
Ruan Xiaoer said, "brother Xiang, let''s talk about the story with his sister-in-law."
Ruan Xiaowu said, "yes, just start from how you know your sister-in-law."
This is also what I am very interested in. I didn''t dare to ask him before because I was afraid of evoking his sadness. Now that Yu Ji has found it, I might as well listen to their love history.
Xiang Yu saw that we were all looking forward to him and said, he took the wine and drank it to dry his throat. Ruan Xiaoer was afraid that he would interrupt his thinking by pouring wine, so he hurried to do it for him.
"... at that time, I was still in Wuzhong. I practiced martial arts and drank with a group of servants every day. Although I was happy, my strength was nowhere to be used, and my life was not happy.
"When I know that after Chen Sheng, Wu Guang uprising, the world has been in chaos. Refugees from all directions have been fleeing from famine. The governor of our city is called Yin Tong. He is not only faint and incompetent, but also timid. He ordered to close the gate. The refugees wailed outside the City, and more and more day by day. Tonight, I saw the refugee army behind on the battlements coming intermittently, and we will be together tomorrow I couldn''t see the end of coming again when my uncle told me. When the time came, I asked if I dared. I said I couldn''t wait, but he said I had to wait a few days to prepare.
"I was impatient, so I rode a horse alone. I got a gun and left."
Ruan xiaoerqi said, "where have you been?" Ruan Xiaowu also said, "yes."
Xiang Yu smiled: "it''s natural to kill Yin Tong. His uncle said he had too many soldiers and guards. If you want to succeed, you need to plan a good plan to kill him first."
Ruan Xiaoer stared and said, "you go to kill him alone? How many guards does he have?"
Xiang Yu said, "about a few hundred."
Ruan Xiaowu asked, "did you... Kill them all?"
Zhang Shun pinched him and Ruan Xiaowu by the neck and protested, "can you two not interrupt?"
Xiang Yu continued: "I didn''t kill many. Most of them scattered - I came to the prefect''s house and saw that the door was open. In those days, because of the turmoil, Yin Tong often called his guards to practice, so I rode in directly, but I didn''t see Yan Tong. There was only an adjutant practicing, and I knocked at the house door with a gun. Before I could speak, I saw two women chasing after him with bamboo castors A girl ran out from the depths of the inner garden. The girl was dressed in dance clothes and covered with dance ears. She trembled very well when she ran. "
Ruan Xiaoer said excitedly, "it''s my sister-in-law! Brother Xiang, why is my sister-in-law being chased and beaten?"
Xiang Yu''s face is full of tenderness, Slowly say: "Ah Yu was bought by Yan Tong when she was young. First she was a servant girl. Later, when she saw that she was smart, she asked her to learn to be a Kabuki. When ah Yu was 16, Yan Tong became obscene, and ah Yu refused. So there was that scene - I will never forget the way I saw her for the first time. Although her face was covered with blood stains, she still smiled indifferently, as if two dogs and kittens were chasing her.
"Ah Yu was about to run out of the door of the inner garden. The two women shouted. The two guards forked at the entrance of the garden. Ah Yu lay on the entrance of the garden and suddenly saw me. She was stunned. Then her eyes never left my face again. She smiled as much as the two women beat her behind."
I wondered, "is Yu Ji a mentally retarded child?" I couldn''t help asking, "was brother Yu handsome?"
Xiang Yu''s eyes brightened and said a little embarrassed: "I was 24 years old, vigorous, wearing a pure silver armor and a scarlet cloak on the horse''s back..."
Zhang Shun couldn''t wait. He said, "what happened later?"
"Ah Yu looked at me like that, but I didn''t forget what I came for. I knocked at the door with my gun. Then four soldiers came. They saw that I dared to ride into the prefect''s house and shouted and ran over to lift me off my horse. With such a gentle stroke of the gun, their heads were broken, and the thunderbolt fell on the ground, splashing blood and blood on my bell and a boot Brains, they suddenly became chaotic. The two women didn''t care about ah Yu and ran inside like a pig. I didn''t think about it, so I threw a big gun. The gun put a woman on the ground and plunged into the ground for a long time. The woman was still planing her hands and pedaling her feet until she died. "
Ruan Xiaowu couldn''t help saying, "there are hundreds of enemies in front of you, but you threw out the gun first? What about the other woman?"
"The other woman stared at her companion and was still struggling when he was nailed to the ground. I later defended myself in front of the public, saying that I was afraid that the two women would go back and report to Yan Tong, but I couldn''t deceive myself. I just hated them for bullying ah Yu."
Ruan Xiaowu asked again, "what about my sister-in-law? I can''t be scared to see this scene. After all, it''s a girl''s house."
Xiang Yu smiled: "Ah Yu wasn''t afraid at all. I killed the four soldiers. She didn''t respond. When I shot the woman, the gun shot past her face and brushed her hair. Then she covered her mouth and looked at me in surprise. Her expression was like a child who saw that an adult could easily do what he couldn''t do. She was both envious and curious, as well as excited and happy.
"I raised my hand and killed several people. Yan Tong''s guards immediately surrounded me layer by layer, and the long gorillas stood like autumn weeds. I was not riding a wuzhui horse at that time. The horse was frightened and jumped violently. I simply jumped off the horse''s back and killed with a sword. No matter what I met, spears, iron swords, heads and shoulders. They were all flattened and killed ten more in a twinkling of an eye A few people. "
Zhang Shun raised his neck and drank the wine in the bowl. He sighed, "what a good man!"
"While I was killing, I looked at the entrance of the garden. I saw Ah Yu leaning on the wall at the gate of the garden with her hand under her chin. She looked at me with a smile. I killed there intentionally or unintentionally. After looking at it for a while, she suddenly turned and ran away.
"I felt lost and killed more people. The blood of those people sprayed on me one by one. Finally, I saved a bag at my cuffs. I took time to pour it down to the ground with a crash."
Zhang Shun was fascinated by them. I said, "brother Yu, how about omitting some words here? Brother, I''m disgusted."
Xiang Yu smiled faintly, He said, "just then, I suddenly heard ah Yu''s voice say ''hello. Come here''. I began to think I was a waiter. I cut down a few people and looked again. Ah Yu ran to the garden in front of my gun and was pulling it out. She saw me looking at her and winked at me mischievously, saying, ''pull it out quickly''. I was in a good mood. I waved my sword and killed several people."
I thought to myself: you are in a good mood and kill a few more people. When he was in a bad mood, he killed more people. Yan Tong''s guards were really bloody.
"You know, my gun weighs a hundred kilograms. Ah Yu is only 16 years old. She managed to pull out the gun. She moved the tail of the gun to this side, moved it to half and had a rest. Then she dragged the gun to the entrance of the garden. She said, ''hey, come here'', and I ran over with a few arrows. She carried the gun on her young shoulder and said to me with great effort, ''kill them with this ’, I deliberately didn''t answer. I smiled and asked her why. She gave me an angry look, and then said happily, "I like to see you use a gun."
I laugh a few times. It''s so ambiguous - I like watching you use a gun, hehe.
With a happy expression on his face, Xiang Yu emptied the wine from the jar and said, "I took a gun in one hand, danced a gun flower casually and swept down the guard. Ah Yu immediately said with infinite joy:" yes, that''s it. "
"Yan TONGDI''s guards were still coming up from all directions, and I was a little tired, so I lowered my body and leaned against the wall, face to face with her. I put one hand behind my head, the other hand took a gun and casually pulled the small soldiers. Outside the gun, their bodies piled higher and higher, and gradually formed a circle."
The Ruan brothers opened another jar of wine and cheered and excited.
My heart says it''s a hair. He''s obviously playing cool bubble mm. If I have so much strength, I''m more natural and unrestrained than him. I use double guns
Xiang Yu continued, "ah Yu and I were face to face. I asked her why she wasn''t afraid of me. She smiled and looked at me and didn''t speak. I asked her if she dared to kill. She held my sword in both hands and couldn''t lift it. She seriously told me, ''I don''t have strength now, I dare in the future''. I laughed and stood up to sweep the guards into a blur.
"I''ve killed enough. When I saw those soldiers standing far away, I told them that I wanted to kill Yan Tong. I asked them where Yan Tong was. They didn''t say. They left their weapons and ran away. At this time, my uncle heard that I broke into the prefect''s house alone and led people to help."
It seems that the precedent of waiting for the dust to settle and then taking a large team of people to reinforce is a precedent opened by Xiang Liang.
"Did Yin Tong kill him?" Ruan Xiaowu is concerned about this issue.
Ruan Xiaoer stared at him and said, "can you still run? I want to know how you and your sister-in-law got together later?"
Xiang Yu recalled the past and said with great emotion: "my uncle took people to the backyard to hunt down Yin Tong, and only ah Yu and I were left in front. I wiped the blood on the gun and stared at her. She met my eyes without flinching, still smiling, and then we said a word to each other at the same time."
The four of us, in unison, "what?"
"What I told her was, ''follow me.'' what she told me was, ''take me away''."