Xiang Yu, the eternal overlord, will act like a hairy boy for women. If he is going to face a big war tomorrow, he must sleep very well, just like I can''t sleep at night when I go to the battlefield tomorrow

    The next day, as soon as the steamed stuffed bun left, the members of the "pick up girls" group gathered from all corners. Xiang Yu was indeed full of blood. I asked him to wrap two mung bean popsicles with a towel, and then I pinned my pencil to my ear, unfolded the waste newspaper, and waited fiercely for the order. The officers under his command include: the first emperor wins the fat man and is responsible for collecting information. This will help to more comprehensively understand the law of Zhang Bing''s activities, and ask Liangshan heroes or others for help when necessary. Photos are first-hand information; The first assassin, Jing Ersha, is responsible for the logistics work of the intelligence agent to win the fat man, including buying water when thirsty, food when hungry, etc; The first prostitute, Li Shishi, has a new task today, that is, to enter the great depth of the enemy. First of all, she wants to have a relationship with Zhang Bing, and then become a good friend. Finally, Xiang Yu appears as his cousin. At that time, Li Shishi will accompany them to complete their first date.

    Party Xiang Yu, main task: picking up girls. I saw him cover his popsicle over his eyes and stop talking several times. I could see that he was very nervous.

    I took a popsicle, tore open the wrapping paper, chewed it, and said, "brother Yu, who are you?"

    Xiang Yu said inexplicably, "Xiang Yu."

    I shook my head and said, "Xiang Yu is just your code name. Your real identity is the boss of a chain soup and bag store. You can earn 100000 a month. You can park your car for 10 yuan without change."

    Li Shishi explained to him, "the boss of the steamed stuffed bun shop is easy to please girls. This kind of man with a small career is more reliable." Mr. Li said to me again, "do you want to arrange another failed marriage history?"

    I thought for a while and said, "forget the marriage history. I''ve been delayed to this day for the sake of entrepreneurship."

    As we were talking, Liu Bang stumbled upstairs and sat down on the sofa. He didn''t even have the strength to speak.

    I said, "Bangzi, where''s the car?"

    Liu Bang threw the car key on the table. Grabbed the popsicle in Xiang Yu''s hand and chewed it. After two bites, he said weakly, "I''m so tired."

    I looked downstairs and saw the black widow waving to take a car to leave, and a modern car parked next to her.

    I rubbed my hands excitedly and said, "now there''s a car. Brother Yu, you really have to thank Bangzi this time. He doesn''t hesitate to kill people for you - Bangzi. Come back in the evening and buy you two big kidneys to make up for it."

    Liu Bang said with emotion: "it''s still Qiangzi who knows it hurts."

    Xiang Yu slapped Liu Bang on the shoulder and said, "thank you."

    Liu Bang shook his head and said: "I know you still hate me. In fact, I''m very satisfied after sitting for half of the country. It''s Zhang Liang who gave me some advice before things happen later. But let me give you a piece of advice. You''re good everywhere, but you can''t face down at the critical time. What''s the basis for picking up girls? Money and face, I ask you, give you another chance. Will you kill me at the Hongmen banquet?"

    Xiang Yu said slowly, "I won''t kill you. With that lesson, I will be able to defeat you openly and honestly."

    Liu Bangyi patted his thigh and said, "look, you still want to pick up girls like this? You always think you are a hero and can do everything. You tie yourself up. There are many things you can''t do. If you can''t put your hands and feet away, you can''t do anything!" Liu Bang bit the popsicle excitedly. It was so cold that I blew and said, "At the beginning, you had to change me. How many of them at the Hongmen banquet had already died. What kind of benevolence, righteousness and morality? Fuck it. I won the world again. Xiaoji (Xiang Yu''s word). I lost you. But I''m only sorry for you. The common people say I''m good. It''s a simple multiple-choice question to lose individual people and people all over the world. It''s a pity that you didn''t choose the right one."

    I hurriedly said, "what''s the matter? Bangzi, you and Cao Cao should have a common language. He just lost an individual and won the world."

    Liu Bang asked, "Cao Cao? Who did he lose?"

    Li Shishi hurriedly interrupted and said, "let''s talk about brother Xiang first today."

    Liu Bang forgot Cao Cao and said, "I mean, you can''t be too thin skinned. Anyway, you don''t take me as a friend. I''ll say what I should say. Now you chase her. Xiaowaimen should use it. Yesterday I learned a new word called ''raw rice and cooked rice''..."

    I said, "today''s girls don''t talk about this for a long time. They are basically cooked rice. It''s very difficult to find raw rice - of course, my sister-in-law is probably raw rice."

    Qin Shihuang tampered with the camera and said, "Bao zaishe (don''t say any more) nonsense, can''t you go?"

    Look, the founding emperor still had the spirit of hard work and courage.

    I said, "let''s go, brother Yu, you drive modern, others serve bread with me, and the action of picking up girls officially begins."

    Downstairs, Xiang Yu said discontentedly, "why don''t you let me drive bread? This car is so small."

    I said sadly, "the car is a symbol of a man''s success. If you rode a pig into the prefect''s house, even if you were brave, could your sister-in-law like you?" He just reluctantly obeyed.

    Passing by the mobile phone market, I first bought a pile of mobile phones, and then bought more than a dozen cards at the door. The card seller was surprised and said, "now all those who handle certificates have their own team?"

    Li Shishi naturally learned as soon as he learned. I lost the number of the winning fat man on my mobile phone and told him which key to press as soon as it rang. Anyway, he didn''t need to call for the time being. I put Zhang Bing''s phone into Xiang Yu''s mobile phone and said to Liu Bang, "you''ll sit next to him and teach him how to use it, and send text messages - fasten your seat belt."

    Liu Bang took out a small dictionary and said as he walked with Xiang Yu to the car: "it''s a little complicated. First you have to learn simplified characters, then learn to look up the dictionary, and finally learn the drawing input method..."

    I sweated and shouted, "Bangzi, let brother Yu drive well first and teach later." I didn''t think they texted so complicated. It seems that behind Liu Bang''s great success, there is a lot of sweat and effort. Of course, there is his natural high IQ.

    To tell you the truth, if I were a woman, I would like Liu Bang more than Xiang Yu. Unless it is under the special situation of the Eight Power Allied forces entering Beijing, why don''t I take Zhang Bing to Afghanistan? In this way, Xiang Yu will have a chance to save the United States.

    When we arrived at the C gate, I began to assign tasks. I put my hand on Shixiang Li''s shoulder and solemnly said, "cousin, it''s mainly up to you today. Whether you are beautiful in your first battle is directly related to brother Yu''s happiness. You must become the best friend with Zhang Bing. Even if she rejects you, she will try to get more useful information."

    Xiang Yu looked at Mr. Li very nervously. After a long time, he said, "please!"

    Li Shishi''s eyes flowed and said with a smile, "brother Xiang, if this thing is done, what can you thank me for?"

    I pushed her away. He said, "I''m kidding. At all times, you can raise goldfish without looking at the sweat on your brother Xiang''s head?"

    I pulled Qin Shihuang: "brother Ying, follow the teacher. When Zhang Bing appears, she will give you a gesture. The rest is your business. Take as many photos as possible. Another key point is that there should be no fewer boys greeting Zhang Bing, especially those who laughed with her." I patted Jing Ke: "protect brother Ying. He still owes you 300 yuan."

    Finally, I put my hands on Xiang Yu''s shoulders. Looking at his eyes, he said, "brother Yu, we pawns will repair the bridge and pave the way for you. It''s up to you at last. You must take Zhang Bing down."

    Liu Bang said, "your metaphor is not good. He always takes the lead in war. I have to admire him for this. I want to be like him. I''m afraid I''ve come to you long ago."

    I said to Xiang Yu, "if things go well in a while, the teacher will lead Zhang Bing out. And you are the teacher''s cousin. You happen to meet your cousin, so we have dinner together. Since your cousin is still with the friend you just met, of course, you are invited by the way - can you understand what I said?"

    Xiang Yu nodded numbly. I put a thick stack of money and several cards into a wallet in front of him, He said, "these are all prepared for you by my brothers. If you go to a place like Caesar''s western food, remember to swipe your card and pay cash if you go to eat hot pot. Of course, it''s best if Zhang Bing chooses a place. However, girls don''t take the initiative to say where to go at this time. Find a casual place for the first meal. Don''t be too formal..." I was sweating.

    Xiang Yu said movingly, "Xiaoqiang, you will be my brother in the future."

    Liu Bang interrupted, "your brother is Xiang Zhuang."

    I took Liu Bang and said, "Bangzi, you can enlighten brother Yu and let him relax."

    Liu Bang said to Xiang Yu, "why don''t you beat me up."

    I left them in the modern car, turned around and took two steps, then came back and said to Xiang Yu, "you''d better buy a bunch of flowers and hide them in the car. I''ll remind you to give them to her at the right time."

    "What flowers to buy?"

    "The first time I saw you, except roses. You asked the people in the florist. They understood and said to give it to women."

    After arranging all this, I almost collapsed. Seriously, I don''t have to be so tired even if I want to kill someone. I sat down in a corner of the small square opposite Zhang Bing''s dormitory and began to understand the situation of people and horses.

    Mr. Li has inquired about Zhang Bing from Wang Jing. There will be a class later. Now she is waiting in front of the teaching building, trying to get close to Zhang Bing. Qin Shihuang and Jing Ke are not far from her.

    At this time, I saw Zhang Bing go out of the dormitory alone. I immediately called Mr. Li: "Zhang Bing has appeared. Zhang Bing has appeared. Please be prepared."

    Li Shishi was also nervous by my tone: "received, received." Then he burst out laughing and said, "what are you doing?"

    I said, "have you figured out a way to get close to her?"

    Li Shishi said, "I''m thinking, I''m not professional to confuse girls."

    What I said is that Song Qing may be better than her in doing this, but I''m afraid Xiang Yu won''t do it. I think the golden candidates for this matter are colliers and Wei Zhongxian. By the way, why haven''t I even come to a eunuch now? But I soon figured it out: which eunuch did you say was still reluctant to part with this identity? Of course, it was reincarnated as soon as it hung up.

    I said, "think quickly and talk to her about ''Wang falcon, a female nyubi man!''"

    "I won''t tell you when she comes..."

    I immediately called the fat man, "are you ready?"

    "OK."

    "Well, it might be useful to take pictures of the main buildings of the school later."

    Qin Shihuang said, "do you want to occupy your mouth?"

    I''ll call Mr. Li after more than ten minutes. She''s turned off. It seems that the connection is smooth. Why don''t you answer the phone? But if Zhang Bing was in class, how did Li Shishi approach her?

    I can''t figure it out. He had to call Qin Shihuang again. This time, it took him a long time to answer. He spoke with an echo. It should be in the corridor. I asked him how he was going. He said, "a group of girls dance."

    "Where''s the teacher?"

    "Jump with them."

    No wonder, dancing is in the hands of Mr. Li. Zhang Bing, a person who can dance sword dance with a leather chuaizi, is afraid that their dance teacher is not tall, but in what capacity did she enter? If I hadn''t been exposed to the light in front of Zhang Bing, I would really like to find out.

    After a long wait, Li Shishi suddenly called, She hurriedly said to me, "cousin, I have made a formal acquaintance with Zhang Bing on the pretext of going to the bathroom to call you. I asked her to show me around her campus, and she agreed to have dinner with me at noon. You asked brother Xiang to prepare at the school gate. We should see him as soon as we go out."

    After hanging up, I immediately asked about Xiang Yu. Liu Bang said that his "speech therapy" had worked. Xiang Yu''s heart is still and he looks back on death. I asked them if they had bought the flowers. Liu Bang said Xiang Yu had already bought them.

    Things are going well. Taking this opportunity, Qin Shihuang can give full play to his role and dig out as many of Xiang Yu''s love enemies as possible during his visit to the campus. All places that chat up with Zhang Bing will be photographed. Zhang Bing has laughed and photographed two. Those who have talked and laughed with Zhang Bing and stayed for a certain time are the key targets.

    After a while, I got a harassing call from Mr. Li, which showed that they were almost at the school gate.

    I trotted to the door. While calling Xiang Yu, I said solemnly: "brother Yu, when you enter the first level of war preparedness, your sister-in-law will appear immediately. Remember not to be nervous. You meet your sister-in-law by chance with your cousin. You should understate it and lift it lightly..."

    Xiang Yu suddenly said in an uncontrollable trill, "what should I tell her in the first sentence?"

    "... just say ''hello''."

    "Hello... What about the second sentence?" Xiang Yu said anxiously.

    "... introduce yourself and say you are Wang Yuannan''s cousin."

    "Who is Wang Yuannan?"

    "... Wang Yuannan is a teacher. Brother Yu, haven''t we agreed on the details long ago?"

    "What about the third sentence? What should I say?"

    "Shit! Are you picking up girls or am I picking up girls?"

    "Shit... Where''s the fourth sentence? Where''s the fourth sentence?"

    I''m completely speechless, Xiang Yu, Xiang Yu. Picking up girls is so bad.

    At this time, I saw that Mr. Li and Zhang Bing had reached the school gate and could look at the car parked across the road from a distance.

    I shouted on the phone, "brother Yu, now! Come out and get off!"

    However, no matter how I shouted, the Hyundai Car opposite was silent. Li Shishi seemed very confused, but she stood quietly at the door and pointed, pretending to discuss with Zhang Bing to delay time.

    I shouted so loudly that Xiang Yu didn''t speak or make a sound, and didn''t get off the bus.

    I hung up the phone, got through to Liu Bang and shouted, "Bangzi, what''s going on?"

    Liu Bang said, "if he doesn''t go out, what can I do?"

    "Push him out!"

    Liu Bang: "you try!"

    I sighed: "the shaft is not enough for planning!"

    This is it. The situation is over. I sent a text message to Mr. Li and asked her to go to dinner with Zhang Bing. After all, her move has been inserted.

    I took Qin Shihuang and Jing Ke to Xiang Yu and asked him, "what''s the matter with you? Shoot assembly number. Let''s die in front, but you slipped away quietly."

    Xiang Yu buried his head in silence. After a long time, he said weakly, "I''m sorry."

    I''m not good at him like this. Besides him, I looked at the back seat of the car. It was a big bunch of flowers. I picked it up, smelled it and said, "this is the land you bought?"

    "Yes." Xiang Yu snorted.

    "Eh, why does this flower look so familiar - carnations?! this is for mom. What did you tell the florist?"

    Xiang Yu still buried his head and said, "I told him to give it to his favorite woman and told him not to have roses. He took this for me."

    I said, "your language is very poetic. You are also the most beloved woman. If you say no roses again, he must think you are for his mother."

    Xiang Yu said, "throw it away."

    I dodged his hand, turned my eyes and said, "this can be given to her mother."

    I saw that Xiang Yu''s morale was low because of his escape, so I raised my arms and shouted, "brothers, follow your brother to the steamed stuffed bun house to propose marriage this afternoon!"

    Sure enough, they all came to the spirit and asked, "really?"

    I looked up and said with a smile, "let''s see I''m the place to pick up girls!"